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[–]I_SPLIT_INFINITIVES 73ポイント74ポイント  (9子コメント)

The choice of the word "download" over "listen to" was a great touch.

[–]shit_monger 260ポイント261ポイント  (56子コメント)

So max repels turn you into The Amazing Atheist?

[–]MorsMiles 93ポイント94ポイント  (32子コメント)

Only if you evolve him by using hot oil.

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_WOES_GIRL 44ポイント45ポイント  (31子コメント)

God, you just had to remind me of that.

[–]Ishmael1217 19ポイント20ポイント  (28子コメント)

I'm out of the loop, what is this reference here?

[–]Emetaly 33ポイント34ポイント  (4子コメント)

The amazing atheist dumped his balls in hot oil iirc

[–]Account1999 66ポイント67ポイント  (19子コメント)

The Amazing Atheist is a popular, neckbeard, loudmouth, idiot, atheist Youtuber.

He leaked (or it somehow got out) a "sex tape" of him pouring hot oil unto his balls while masturbating. Another video was of him putting a banana up his ass. The cherry on top is that he has a very tiny penis.

[–]God__Here 75ポイント76ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just as I designed him :)

[–]RadicalMelon 22ポイント23ポイント  (7子コメント)

link?

[–]elegantjihad 30ポイント31ポイント  (2子コメント)

No, it's even smaller than that.

[–]senbei616 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

Here you go.

To be fair, he could be a grower not a shower, but from other videos I think it's still no larger then 4-5 inches, which is average but nothing to write home about.

[–]el-toro-loco 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

I knew exactly what that was and I still clicked on it. Wtf is wrong with me?

[–]Killgraft 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wow, that was almost as emotionally damaging to see as watching one of his youtube videos.

[–]Helix1337 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

God dammit, you made me bing it to see it for myself, and after doing so I will say it made me a lot more confident about my own size.

Link for the curious, NSFW and porn url

[–]live_lavish 13ポイント14ポイント  (2子コメント)

I wouldn't believe in god if i had a dick as small as his either.

[–]AliasUndercover 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

The real question would be, "Why would you record that?"

[–]Lysergicassini 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

So brutal. Hahaha

[–]TheHomesickAlien 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

Now we get to make fun of him for his body, too! What a cherry on top that is. Is this fucking high school

[–]spencer102 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

people would be more willing to look past all of his physical traits if he wasn't such a douchebag

[–]TheHomesickAlien 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That much is obvious. How much of a douchebag he is, however, really shouldn't get to warrant a hate circle jerk for every time he's mentioned. Unless you just want to give him visibility. The guy calls himself the amazing atheist. Isn't that enough?

[–]Account1999 -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's very small penis attached to a very large body which makes it seem even smaller.

He's the one that leaked it. If you're going to leak a sex tape/nudes make sure you look good naked (e.g. Bieber) not gross (e.g. Screech).

Even though he has a tiny tiny penis, he's an MRA, tells rape victims that he would have beaten them up if he was raping them, and is just generally an idiot, I still think he's entertaining and I'm subscribed.

[–]ReccuringExtra 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's actually hilarious. Also I'm scarred for life.

[–]Intortoise 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

the extremely awful atheist, a toxic youtube "personality", decided to "troll" everyone by getting naked on camera and jamming a banana in his asshole, possibly shitting himself in the process. A little while after, he thought it'd be super duper edgy to try and trigger the PTSD of rape survivors

[–]Raabiam 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

A bit personal eh ?

[–]Intortoise 29ポイント30ポイント  (0子コメント)

nah he's just human garbage

[–]Thetravelingboy 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

Banana.

[–]GetsGold 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

God

cringe

[–]pizzaazzip 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ry5URU-Py2Q

[–]IrrelevantGeOff 15ポイント16ポイント  (20子コメント)

Needs more pockets on his shorts

[–]Party_Monster_Blanka 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

And random chains all over it

[–]IrrelevantGeOff 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

The total neck beard look!

[–]erekohn -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

No, as you can see the neckbeard shown is not garbage, while TJ IS garbage.

[–]Holy_Jay 110ポイント111ポイント  (10子コメント)

But podcasts aren't for neckbeards. They're for normal and cool people like me :(

[–]Slep 45ポイント46ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ah, but would you want to listen to his podcast?

[–]BuddhistSagan 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm expecting bacon, pop culture and atheism to be discussed in his podcast. But perhaps there is some beautiful gem in there? But I think it would just do me better to talk to him and honor his present being than scouring his podcast for something beautiful. I am being unskillful.

[–]elshizzo 17ポイント18ポイント  (4子コメント)

don't think the comic is making fun of podcasts in general

[–]Aoe330 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

I'll cut a mutha fucka for talking shit about Radiolab!

[–]TarBarrel 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Radiolab is overedited garbage made for people with severe ADD.

There is more bells and whistles in it than actual information.

[–]betterben 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

What? It may not be 100% info info info but they have some incredible stories. Their episode on the connection between language and thought is still the best and most interesting podcast I've heard so far, although I generally like SYSK more.

[–]Woolio 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Invisibilia, on the other hand? That's a good podcast.

[–]incredimatt 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

I thought I was required to start a podcast after I've entered my late 20s!

[–]Killericon 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm 25 and about to turn 26 and I've been casually thinking about trying to start a podcast. Oh No oooooo oooooo oooo

[–]Cannondale1986 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Everyone I know in real life that runs a podcast has basically zero followers, and do the game-nerd schtick.

[–]UnfinishedProjects 113ポイント114ポイント  (19子コメント)

Me_irl

[–]rotato 86ポイント87ポイント  (14子コメント)

M'e_irl

[–]QuickStopRandal 27ポイント28ポイント  (12子コメント)

No, it's "My Name is Earl"

[–]Fidodo 30ポイント31ポイント  (4子コメント)

My name is URL

[–]meech7607 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

If Jason Lee ever does a podcast this is what he should call it.

[–]QuickStopRandal 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Today we're gonna talk about skateboarding, Mallrats, and Scientology...My name is URL"

[–]PmMeYourWhatever 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Look at you reddit, coming up with such great ideas.

[–]Grasschoppa 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Now get back to work and do your chores and your homework.

[–]game004 7ポイント8ポイント  (4子コメント)

Hi, mah name is

[–]slowest_hour 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

My name is Judge!

[–]MrKrazybones 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

"My Name is Crabman"

[–]przemko271 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

M'e_I'arl

[–]Dewy_Wanna_Go_There 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is a shitty place.

[–]acurlyninja 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Meme too danks

[–]ctrl-alt-dilate 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

No, its /r/me_irl

[–]LazerChicklets -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

T-thanks, me too.

[–]AnUnfriendlyCanadian 42ポイント43ポイント  (16子コメント)

Wonderful. Some little cargo pocket stitches would do nicely here.

[–]buckX 14ポイント15ポイント  (15子コメント)

I've never known anybody to be repulsed by cargo pants. They may correlate with otherwise repellent people, but the pants themselves? Nah...

[–]Signore 105ポイント106ポイント  (0子コメント)

This guy wears cargo shorts.

[–]klaq 31ポイント32ポイント  (1子コメント)

Nobody's gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam

[–]slowfreq 8ポイント9ポイント  (9子コメント)

cargo pants aren't bad, but they are typically part of this outfit

they're not the best tho, in terms of looks, there are a lot of other pants you could wear that are way better

[–]SmellyTrousers 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Can confirm, I had this outfit in junior high and had the cargo shorts to match. No ponytail though, I was more of an "unfortunate hair gel" type of guy

I'm quite glad there aren't many pictures of that part of my life

[–]slowfreq -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

i think cargo pants would work if you had a very slim-fitting tee to go with it

cause cargo pants are very big, so you wouldn't just look like a big lump if you used the proportions right

[–]tvdinner4me 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thank you for being reasonable

[–]deadlymoogle -1ポイント0ポイント  (3子コメント)

Can you give some examples of non cargo shorts to wear please.

[–]DrSmeve 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Any flat-front pants (no pleats and stuff) that have a reasonable inseam (above the knee is preferred) that you can pick up at any store in the mall.

[–]Serious_Senator 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Gym shorts , kacki shorts, swim shorts, jorts, plaid shorts, pastel shorts... All but two of there are better.

[–]slowfreq 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

my opinion is that pants are more or less always better than shorts. maybe that's just cause i hate my pasty white hairy calves and thighs

but if i could recommend shorts, they'd just be like a short version of whatever sort of pants would also go well with the shirt. i think shorts have a bit more lee-way with being able to get away with being more brightly and vividly colored - like, saturated blue pants would look a bit odd, but the same blue shorts would go well will a brighter colored but pale tee.

but i'm not a fashion expert, i'm just basing all that on what i think looks good.

my overall opinion is to just wear pants. that's what i do.

[–]bringbackrealdubstep -3ポイント-2ポイント  (1子コメント)

liek deeze

https://i.imgur.com/skaSJco.jpg

[–]Stompedyourhousewith 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

they're so useful. i can put so many items, from a single MTG deck in a water proof case, gameboy color - pikachu yellow, or my google nexus with pokedex phone cover. the possibilities are endless!

[–]westphall -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cargo pants are reddit's "fedora" of 2015. Something to hate on because some other reddit comment do it so you may be supposed to as well.

[–]JHallComicsJHall Comics[S] 57ポイント58ポイント  (9子コメント)

Made this as a quickie for my Facebook. Plz subscreeb to my facebooks.

[–]Chadohfax 8ポイント9ポイント  (5子コメント)

Really enjoy your work!

[–]BaconWarrior 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Didn't even know you had a Facebook, but i've loved your comics for a long time!

Excited to see them in my news feed :)

[–]JHallComicsJHall Comics[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Awesome, I'll try not to disappoint.

[–]NorthVilla 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

JHALL! You have a reddit. I love you bby xx

[–]Rytlockfox 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's worse when they have YouTube channels they beg you to subscribe to, and force you to watch their stupid gameplay videos where they scream and overreact to shit with their friends.

[–]TehDobsVII 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Make sure ta check out my gaming channel * snort *games ya love

[–]only4responses 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

I think a person in a business suit asking "Have you heard of Amway?" would've been equally repellent

[–]gobberpooper 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

When I confusedly told my parents I met with a person from Amway, their laughter confirmed my suspicion.

[–]CareToJoinMe 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The rule of thumb is if someone tells you something isn't a pyramid scheme, its a pyramid scheme.

[–]bigontheinside 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

As someone who talks podcasts a lot, shit.

[–]SleepDeprivedPegasus 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

The hate in these comments is causing my computer to overheat.

[–]AngeloPappas 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Please download m'podcast

[–]JasonAnarchy 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

This is beautiful and efficient.

[–]momosauky 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

neck beards got podcasts?

[–]flatsperm 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like how ideologically, the neckbeard could be at any end of any spectrum. Everyone's opponent is a neckbeard.

[–]Daddy007FTW 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't get me started on VLOGs!!!

[–]1stOnRt1 2ポイント3ポイント  (9子コメント)

Cargo shorts are consistently repelling either way

[–]bolognahole 9ポイント10ポイント  (8子コメント)

Iwearcargoshorts

[–]ThatGuyYouKnow 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

I LIKE SHORTS! THEY'RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!

[–]TraMaI 12ポイント13ポイント  (5子コメント)

Don't let a bunch of asshole internet heathens draw you away from the comfort and functionality of cargo shorts. Fuck 'em and their plaid ass knit hipster capris.

[–]GameAddikt 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

I enjoy cargo shorts, I find cargo pants are uncomfortable, something about the material and my calves just doesn't mix well.

[–]deadlymoogle -2ポイント-1ポイント  (2子コメント)

I fucking hate those plaid shorts that hipsters wear I think they look horrible

[–]ireadanddontpost 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I hate to break it to you but those aren't hipsters... they're just people who like different shorts than you.

[–]Pastulovic 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The only people who wear plaid shorts are 40 year old dads or people who have 0 idea how to dress

[–]ChamferedWobble -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Needs neck beard and skinny jeans for max effect.

[–]NZ_ZN 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Better get to where you are going quick you only have 200 steps

[–]agangofoldwomen 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

I wish they were camo-cargo shorts.

[–]Sagacious_Sophist 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sure the kid dressed up like a Poke-whatever is already a social repellent?

[–]jrhop364 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hahahaha yeah who would advertise the podcast all the time hahaha yeah. pushes recent submissions under the rug I mean that's just crazy why would someone throws facebook page into ocean do that ahaha so funny hahaha totally unrelatable to me personally haha

[–]psychoacer 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Download my podcast is the new buy my book

[–]nekoningen 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Heh, i have a shirt exactly like that, two actually.

Haven't worn 'em in years of course, but they're still around..

[–]EyGuero -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wow, this isn't even /r/pokemon

[–]KillTheInfidels -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

as a lame faggot who likes podcasts i am offended by this comment

[–]DarthContinent -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ayyyyyy