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[–]TesticleMeElmo 2306ポイント2307ポイント  (93子コメント)

right in the cock pit!

[–]GroovingPict 879ポイント880ポイント  (29子コメント)

[–]Tired-Swine 361ポイント362ポイント  (15子コメント)

Was waiting him to pull one out of his nose.

[–]senjafuda 428ポイント429ポイント  (6子コメント)

[–]toconnor 185ポイント186ポイント  (3子コメント)

It is a beautiful world we live in now where someone can hope for a nose upvote and then live to see it come true.

[–]dontbeanegatron 29ポイント30ポイント  (2子コメント)

A world of mutual instant gratification. Just beautiful.

[–]WalrusFist 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

It only get more mutual, more instant and with more gratification as time passes.

[–]blastcat4 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well I want a puppy, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna get one.

[–]grudges_into_gold 28ポイント29ポイント  (1子コメント)

I was just expecting another genocide.

Also from his nose.

[–]unarmed_black_man 42ポイント43ポイント  (8子コメント)

inb4 'that guy' explains who Idi Amin is

[–]dastweinerhund 59ポイント60ポイント  (3子コメント)

His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular and Reddit also“.

[–]AlmightyBeard 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

Nah dude that's Kony. 2012 never forget.

[–]realfinkployd 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

That was a stupid campaign. He wasn't even on the ballot.

[–]Bam359 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's 'cause we stopped him. WE DID IT!

[–]EverVigilant 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I just always wanted to know why he's doing an interview on a boat

[–]Zippy1avion 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Idi Amin. The up vote God.

[–]Raneados 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

"God" seems... optimistic.

[–]RobTChez 122ポイント123ポイント  (19子コメント)

[–]desmondhasabarrow 26ポイント27ポイント  (14子コメント)

Classic Beltre.

[–]NiggyWiggyWoo 11ポイント12ポイント  (13子コメント)

I will never understand why he has such a burning hatred for having his head touched.

[–]mageta621 10ポイント11ポイント  (12子コメント)

But meanwhile, I'll laugh my ass off at those clips

[–]desmondhasabarrow 15ポイント16ポイント  (11子コメント)

Here's a collection of Adrian Beltre gifs.

[–]Xam229 7ポイント8ポイント  (8子コメント)

I would, honest to God, watch a sitcom that starred Beltre and Andrus, and it would break rating records.

[–]SpiLLiX 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

Ehh Andrus would find a way to commit 3 errors and lose them their TV show.

(yeah I'm still salty)

[–]Xam229 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh hey now... Everyone has bad days... His was just a REALLY bad day...

[–]RidingOnTheRim 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Oh fuck, this has followed me the front page too? Stop it.

[–]SpiLLiX 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Haha I'm a Rangers fan for life. Born and raised here. And despite what I said I love Andrus and think he's a great player.

The rangers ability to choke in the post season is just very frustrating

[–]ABeard 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

I would watch the shit out of it. Would it be more I Love Lucy style or The Odd Couple? I could see Andrus playing a good Lucy Ricardo

[–]Xam229 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was thinking more like a buddy cop style show... But I like those ideas too!

[–]munoodle 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Two and a Half Men, Beltre is Sheen, Andrus is the weird one, and Hamilton is the fat kid just tryna figure out life

[–]ABeard 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can Kris Bensons' wife Anna show up at some point as one of the floozy chicks?

[–]daeger[🍰] 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

That is one of the most satisfying collection of gifs I've seen. It took me awhile to get number 14 though.

[–]Mechakoopa 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not a big baseball watcher, but it was a forced run to third I think? Guy was basically out, Beltre just had to touch the base and the guy couldn't realistically go around him because he was right on the base line.

[–]Giancarlo456 21ポイント22ポイント  (1子コメント)

Was he seeing himself on the screen?

[–]DavBroChill 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

the cameras have a red light that turns on when they're live.

[–]UiiN 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was trying not to laugh watching him trying not to laugh.

[–]WiredEgo 71ポイント72ポイント  (3子コメント)

She must have a landing strip

[–]8bitslime 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

Ayy! And here I was thinking I thought if all the innuendos on this...

Edit: they said hurtful things about my spelling..

[–]KirtashMiau 37ポイント38ポイント  (0子コメント)

Funniest pun I've seen in a while.

Have my gratitude.

[–]Eurospective 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

You fucks give gold for everything and not this? REDEEM YOURSELVES!

[–]Algyd 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

What do you mean?

[–]ProximaC 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He means Ham Wallet, Oyster Ditch, Gut Locker, Pudding Hatch, Squish Mitten, Yippee Bog, Bitch Wrinkle, Fiddle Cove, etc.

[–]caseycoold 10ポイント11ポイント  (5子コメント)

[–]jay_sugman 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

TIL reddit doesn't know anatomy.

[–]pantsoff 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The plane otherwise known as the hymenator.

[–]celofabrica 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wham bam right in the claim!

[–]Fresh_AM 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is how pilots are born.

[–]Dreadnaught_179 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I will give gold when I get off from work. This is perfect.

[–]Megaross -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Took me a while to get that, you crafty nerk.

[–]wingnutzero -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pow! Right in the pisser!

[–]IM_A_GURL_PM_ME_BOOB -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Right in the pock cit. The pocket.

[–]loipit -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm poor, someone give this guy gold

[–]Nixplosion -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is more clever than I initially gave credit for. Well done