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The OFFICIAL Blue Pill Dating Advice ~Satire~ (self.TheBluePill)

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So Terp's...despite us telling them TBP doesn't exist, that it is just satire...they cry saying if we offered something they wouldn't ALL turn to the red pill.

So I propose we list ways to date/court of course...sticking with the theme of this subreddit, it'll be satire.

I know all of you have great advice out there! So it's time to share!

My advice comes from keeping my bitch in line. She listens well...but sometimes her hamster gets the best of her...so I reel her in with treats.

My suggestion to the Terp's? Maybe try jujubes? I think I'd respond to jujubes...but that's me, maybe fuzzy peaches?

Suggestions Bloopers?

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[–]Redwine_and_DoritoesChad Max: Beyond Thundercock 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

My cold approach. Hasn't not never failed. Not even once.

[–]operanonYour dick has never once tasted the joys of womanflesh 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ignore your gut instinct. If you're thinking to yourself 'Jeez, saying something like that is so unnatural for me' or 'I'm not even sure I know how to hug someone, how can I do this kino stuff', it's definitely a sign that you should go forward with it, whether it be a canned pickup script or a kino escalation.

Bitches go crazy when your voice cracks and trembles when laying on those suave moves, or a casual arm around her turns into a breathing-down-her-neck chokehold. It's the perfect mix of being alpha and faking a bit of vulnerability.

[–]Foxclaws42Alpha Bitch 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

If you're wondering whether or not she's into you, just remember this simple guide:

  1. "Yes" means yes.
  2. "Maybe" means yes.
  3. "No" means "I don't know what I want. Please guide me!" Take it as a yes.
  4. "Fuck off" means "I'm playing hard to get! Be my alfalfa 5ever!"
  5. "I'll call the cops" means that she's overwhelmed by your manly masculinity. It's another way of saying yes.
  6. If she's actively punching you in the face or balls, that means no. (Unless she makes eye contact at any time. That's totally another yes!)