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[–]TuckRaker 225ポイント226ポイント  (33子コメント)

When I got GTA IV, I was really bummed that I couldn't jump on the hood of a car and kick it until it exploded while it was driving around. I would waste a lot of time doing that in San Andreas.

[–]Semenpenis 85ポイント86ポイント  (16子コメント)

it always bothered me that when characters sat down on the toilet they didn't take their pants off. so the whole game was full of people with piss and shit in their pants

[–]doobydoodah 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Trevor should be able to do that everytime he does meth.

[–]gargoyle30 325ポイント326ポイント  (25子コメント)

[–]tuxedoburrito 100ポイント101ポイント  (13子コメント)

I love that she just goes back to her business nbd

[–]gargoyle30 79ポイント80ポイント  (1子コメント)

Has that walk down too

[–]tuxedoburrito 128ポイント129ポイント  (0子コメント)

Also walks the opposite direction of where she original was

[–]online222222 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

and walking the wrong way

[–]high_side 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is that the same car!?!?!

[–]mrgud69 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

It looks like the cast of dexter did this

[–]wiiya 528ポイント529ポイント  (35子コメント)

[–]scrotus_ 178ポイント179ポイント  (20子コメント)

does that mean that, in the GTA world, guns cure disability and old age?

[–]wiiya 260ポイント261ポイント  (18子コメント)

Guns can cure disability and old age in real life too, unless you count dead as a disability.

[–]mtbr311 147ポイント148ポイント  (16子コメント)

NRA spokesperson of the year right here.

[–]fozzyboy 59ポイント60ポイント  (9子コメント)

Someone who dies instantly stops getting older. Have you ever seen a dead person complain about a disability? My argument is watertight.

[–]nudybranch 13ポイント14ポイント  (5子コメント)

frogs asshole

[–]Chouonsoku 11ポイント12ポイント  (4子コメント)

Excellent rebuttal. I'm not sure where I fall on this subject now.

[–]KDLGates 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

My argument is watertight.

Unlike the dead.

[–]Hust91 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

In another, more callous future, this would be seen as a viable response to mounting medical costs as you grow older.

[–]BobNelsonUSA1939 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

I joined the NRA in 2008 after the Kenyan got elected. They're the only thing keeping him from taking our guns.

[–]waterbuffalo750 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Poe's Law in effect right here.

[–]high_side 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

ADA spokesperson of the year right here.

[–]KasseanaTheGreat 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You have just been promoted to moderator on /r/conservative

[–]john2kxx 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

He became a few shades blacker when he pulled out the gun.

[–]blueclub 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

What happened to the snail?

[–]CommanderDub 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

If I remember correctly, older people sort of slowly hobble when in danger, right?

[–]Rooonaldooo99 568ポイント569ポイント  (44子コメント)

Everytime I see this, I still piss myself at the guy at the end.

[–]iWant_To_Play_A_Game 101ポイント102ポイント  (30子コメント)

What do you do to clean up afterwards?

[–]honey_I_shot_the_kid 157ポイント158ポイント  (22子コメント)

[–]KingOfTheJerks 104ポイント105ポイント  (15子コメント)

That was a hard learned lesson.

[–]tiglionabbit 37ポイント38ポイント  (9子コメント)

That's not a face of disgust. It's a flehman response. The tiger is checking its pheremones.

[–]zhige 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ha, one of my cats does this periodically and I never quite knew what it was about. Thanks!

[–]playdeadbolt 3ポイント4ポイント  (4子コメント)

Why is it cheking its own? Shouldn't it be doing that with other tigers pheremones?

[–]MilesGates 20ポイント21ポイント  (1子コメント)

Did someone take the time to train a tiger to pee in a bowl???

[–]Tehmaxx 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

oh look a bowl of juice!

[–]Chinooks 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Fuck you I'm a tiger I can do what I want"

[–]mypasswordisfoobar 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

He has learned to watch this only on the can

[–]Binsky89 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Some day it's the only way he can go

[–]ZenBowling 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Same, I always forget about him, and its the most 'video gamey' thing about this gif hahaha

[–]Pack__Sniffer 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

You should get that checked out.

[–]SunStarSight 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ha ha. Ya it makes it.

[–]Amazinraisins 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sorry about your incontinence problem.

[–]Patches67 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

These are people who definitely did their research.

[–]IAmBecomeGay 291ポイント292ポイント  (43子コメント)

[–]wiiya 104ポイント105ポイント  (30子コメント)

[–]Donald_Keyman 72ポイント73ポイント  (14子コメント)

[–]TheRealBigLou 64ポイント65ポイント  (11子コメント)

I love everything about this. The nonchalant attitude of the pedestrian who just witnessed a horrific accident. The total lack of realistic physics. The cop who whips out his gun without hesitation and starts shooting at the upside down motorcyclist. Perfection.

[–]messedupmayhem 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

He doesn't even start shooting, once he's fully upside down the cop just gives up lol

[–]IronIceMan 42ポイント43ポイント  (8子コメント)

Congratulations, you have successfully watched the gif

[–]TheRealBigLou 46ポイント47ポイント  (5子コメント)

Congratulations, you're a dick!

[–]Mark_1231 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was already laughing at the gif, but your description was great and I laughed even harder while reading it.

[–]strenling 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

If it's any consolation prize, I rarely successfully watch gifs.

[–]Maybe_MostProbably 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Especially on mobile, I'm not waiting any longer than 10 seconds for that shit to load. Close and keep scrolling.

[–]Rooonaldooo99 59ポイント60ポイント  (1子コメント)

"Delivery for OP's mom"

[–]ACoolCaleb 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Now make every one of those an upvote...

[–]Killboypowerhed 21ポイント22ポイント  (4子コメント)

What exactly is happening there

[–]Khrrck 28ポイント29ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looks like cop is caught in some kind of animation/AI loop where he pulls out a flashlight, glitches and drops it, pulls out a flashlight again...

[–]holydragonnall 36ポイント37ポイント  (1子コメント)

That cop is using and discarding Fleshlights at a disturbingly high rate of speed.

[–]Danyboii 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is why I want them to have body cams. ;)

[–]SourCreamWater 3ポイント4ポイント  (10子コメント)

Peyote?

[–]jumps004 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

I think it is actually a pigeon mod using the peyote model.

edit: Seagull as pointed out by fish500.

[–]fish500 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

But that's a seagull not a pigeon. GTA logic is so confusing to me.

[–]jumps004 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh yea sorry, there is a seagull peyote as well, I believe.

[–]spongebob_meth 2ポイント3ポイント  (6子コメント)

In the pc version you can play as any wildlife model using a trainer. Beating people up as a cow is hilarious.

[–]SourCreamWater 1ポイント2ポイント  (5子コメント)

I'm on PS4, please upload a cow beating ass. Can you do it as a cat? I have got to see this.

[–]spongebob_meth 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

You can play as every animal in the game, even sharks

I'll try and find one

[–]SourCreamWater 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm like level 68 or something, and I still have never seena shark, or a mtn lion. :(

Guess I need to sim and wander in the woods more. FarCry4 I would get mauled by shit every 5 minutes.

[–]spongebob_meth 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sharks are easy to find, they will pretty much always spawn below you if you get a mile or so from the beach

[–]812many 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wait, a Toyota Landstalker?

[–]honey_I_shot_the_kid 62ポイント63ポイント  (16子コメント)

[–]AlcoholicEngineer 13ポイント14ポイント  (11子コメント)

[–]ReachFor24 7ポイント8ポイント  (9子コメント)

I really thought that this would have been a thing.

[–]AlcoholicEngineer 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It can be a thing with the right attitude!

[–]jjk35 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He got his computer shut down

[–]Horrible-Human 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

idunno man, try this in 5 and you get your ass run over

[–]Billy1138 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

It is LA after all. You don't have to do much to get run down.

[–]IAmBecomeGay 46ポイント47ポイント  (2子コメント)

The last guy casually strolling is what made this perfect

[–]Simmion 25ポイント26ポイント  (1子コメント)

Aww, you missed the best part then. watch that guy again. =)

[–]TheRipler 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Best part. Everything else I sort of expected.

[–]sdickinson[S] 25ポイント26ポイント  (9子コメント)

[–]Osama_bin_Lefty 7ポイント8ポイント  (8子コメント)

Source:

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title points age /r/ comnts
GTA logic 378 7mos GTAV 18
GTA logic 676 7mos gifs 14
GTA Logic 1876 1yr funny 43
Grand Theft Auto in real life 405 1yr michaelbaygifs 13
GTA Logic 3560 1yr funny 544
GTA5 logic (GIF) 2259 1yr gaming 115
GTA 5 logic. 2587 1yr funny 120
GTA Logic 12 5mos funny 3
GTA Style 422 1yr michaelbaygifs 8
GTA in a nutshell. 332 1yr GTA 7
GTA logic 57 1yr funny 2

Source: karmadecay

[–]bwaredapenguin 17ポイント18ポイント  (6子コメント)

So what you're saying is the last time this sub successfully saw this was a year ago. It's awesome that OP shared it today, I've been on Reddit for a good 6 or so years at this point, and I hadn't seen this before.

[–]DrDew00 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think I've seen this before but it must have been a year ago because I had forgotten. This thread is better than I remember the other one being.

[–]AntmanDaredevil 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not anymore. They run your ass over :(

[–]tirark 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

GTA logic: kill 50 people in cold blood. If the cops don't catch you within 3 minutes they call off the search.

[–]brojangles 15ポイント16ポイント  (7子コメント)

GTA or Russia?

[–]kanyes_god_complex 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

Cousin, when would you like to go bowling?

[–]weilycoyote 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not now cousin, I am busy.

[–]Mr1nkredible 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Are they not the same thing?

[–]madbuilder 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

[–]brojangles 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Cool. I didn't even know that was a sub.

[–]madbuilder 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's new. It really took off about a week ago.

[–]zetahybrid 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dilapidated building? ✔ Overgrown weeds? ✔ Random explosions? ✔

Probably Russia. Or Detroit.

[–]honey_I_shot_the_kid 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

The cops anyway are gonna call off the search if you manage to find a prostitute

[–]Forlurn 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fucking great from start to finish.

Every time I thought they were done, they threw in another hilarious observation.

The last dude's timing and mannerisms are so in sync with the game.

[–]zorbadian 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

re:re:re:re:re:re:re:re:re:re:re:re:

[–]randombazooka 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

:post:post:post:post:post:post:post:post:post:post:post:post

[–]ajac09 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sometimes when you hit peoples cars they attack you.

[–]Chsrunner234 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The guy at the end is what makes it great!

[–]illiams 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Only true for most cars, but if you hit a taxi, you better be ready for a fight.

[–]ajmal1811 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Funniest thing I've seen all day!

[–]john2kxx 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I usually don't mind reposts that much, but fuck, this has been around more than OP's mom.

[–]Nate_Nintendo 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

So basically everyone flails their arms while running or catches on fire?

[–]DontPrayForMe 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This always makes me laugh

[–]Gibberwocky 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thank you. This was my laugh out loud video for the day.

[–]Jcronk85 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This was WAY funnier than I initially thought it would be!

[–]WorldBFree 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

i don't think you know what "logic" means

[–]Snafu_607 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Brilliant.

[–]King-Jimmy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

GTA Vice City and San Andreas logic more so. It takes a lot more to destroy a car in 4 and 5

[–]iwouldrun500miles 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

I miss the original GTA, the very first version with the overhead camera angle full time. I wish I could play it online somewhere.

[–]cynicasm 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

It was free on their website, but that seems to be down.

[–]iwouldrun500miles 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

awww, i was kind of excited for a minute there!

[–]Super_delicious 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I have a game boy emulator on my phone and that's one of the games you can get. It's hard as fuck and I have yet to intentionally shoot someone.

[–]jeoffteeter 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

haha so funnyt

[–]demosthenes384322 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

True, made me laugh.

[–]Gvizdon 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

sometimes they going to kill me

[–]bens111 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

MOAR JPEG

[–]__Solecist_ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This again..

[–]richhh01 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Physics not logic.

[–]Pparktt 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

And then an ambulance runs over countless pedestrians on the way to somehow resuscitate one dead person.

[–]Roc92 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lmao it just kept getting better and better.

[–]RomeClone31 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is so good

[–]LordSoren 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't have the link right now but corridor digital did an excellent "GTA V in real life". Well worth the watch.

[–]DetN8 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Only worth it because of the pedestrian at the end.

[–]zfly9 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

ELI5: While hilarious, how is this able to hit the front page every couple months? New Reddit users? Are we just ok with reposts now as long as they're still funny?

[–]destinyps4helper 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Probably the former. It only takes a few thousand upvotes so you have to imagine a huge international site like reddit must get at least that many new people each month. Is there anywhere to look up new users? Maybe looking at default subs subscriber count?

[–]StezzerLolz 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh hey, it's this post again!

[–]Fresh4 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ah, action essentials 2. Stock footage for the world to express creativity.

[–]SourCreamWater 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Setting people on fire is the only reason I bought the flare gun.

[–]WalkBarryWalk 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

needsmorejpeg.jpeg

[–]Unoplop 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

If only he died on the floor and a money sign showed up and someone walked by and took the money then caught on fire and ran away

[–]ssimmox 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love how they can sneak around next to a wall, i could do that the whole game

[–]_DoughnutKing_ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Weird. I heard the explosion

[–]reaxxionrj 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

BRUH! Genius

[–]KentWayne 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Must have been a Pinto.

[–]Batraxin 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wish I could see this without the special effects and just the people running around.

[–]seismicor 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It always is nice to try something new in GTA.

[–]GrandMasterReddit 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wow, a game logic post! How original!

[–]Casemods 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

In the seventh GTA game, they just drive away fast

[–]willdcraze 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think we all except a little too much from video games