Yea....Red shirt, blue pants....anyways I've been banned from this sub more times than I can count, and that's probably because I can only count to 5.3. But I'm here to share my wisdom once again... to provide you with invaluable advice that will literally change your life for the rest of your life....

As you can tell, by reading the title, this is a guide to becoming literally being The Fuck. Now this may confuse you; you might be wondering, "What is the fuck?" And to wonder such a thing even asking to do looking for what fucks are more like this...is feminism. And that is synonymous with stupidity. Seriously, this isn't satire at all. I'm just slightly autistic.

The Fuck is a state of being. When you are The Fuck, you are by all measures an apex alpha. Think of a shark cross-bred with a fucking lion. This, you blue pilled titty sprinkles, is what all women desire: an apex alpha.

To become The Fuck, you must make numerous sacrifices.

*You can never masturbate again, ever. It not only increases your testosterone, but it also gives you more testosterone.

*Delete ALL social media. But before doing this, make a status that targets the insecurities of everyone you keep in contact with. Call them "dick clappers", it's known to be effective.

*NEVER socialize with women, EVER. The ONLY times when it's appropriate to speak with women is when you are telling them how silly their emotions are and fickle minded and inferior they are to The Fuck. But do this through email.

*LAST BUT NOT LEAST: shave you head completely bald except for the side that is directly above the back of your neck. Don't even bother asking why because if you do, I won't answer you.

Once you've done this, you're one step away from becoming The Fuck. The last step is to purchase my latest book on Apex Alpha Pickup Techniques. If you don't purchase it, you're a fucking coward.