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[–]operanonYour dick has never once tasted the joys of womanflesh 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Dude nah you didn't even mention what she looks like

[–]theomegaconstant[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

She was nothing short of an HB9, bro!

Note: if you find that hard to believe, pretend I said HB6.

[–]deadpolicetrackin' my plate's menstrual cycle 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

But what abuse tactics did you use to get her into bed?! We need to know!

[–]theomegaconstant[S] 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

It was so slick, bro! I was, like, totally cool with her for a long time, and she began to get real attached to me. Then, I threatened to leave her unless she let me do her, using her emotional fragility and natural human need for companionship as a weapon against her to get 4 minutes of awkward sex!

ALPHA. AS. FUCK.