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[–]Oxus007 13ポイント14ポイント  (173子コメント)

They get SO MAD when lilp trolls them about fall colors.

BTW I drank a PSL this morning and it was fucking delicious. I'm a basic bitch.

[–]zuntCunt 7ポイント8ポイント  (145子コメント)

Is it trolling when lilp is a cunt?

[–]Oxus007 15ポイント16ポイント  (124子コメント)

Oh hey, welcome to Drama!

[–]CaptainMemer[S] 7ポイント8ポイント  (5子コメント)

This is why I love this sub!

[–]Velvet_Llama 5ポイント6ポイント  (4子コメント)

Weren't you also the one that recommended modding reddithallmonitor? You've been on fire recently.

[–]CaptainMemer[S] 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Thank you. It feels good to finally be appreciated.

[–]toiracse 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's CaptainMemer appreciation week! Err, day. Nah even that seems a bit much... hour? Nah we already have "Earth Hour"....

I dunno. Just, have a good one I guess.

[–]Assy-McGee 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

I think that was /u/wacnews

source

[–]zuntCunt 3ポイント4ポイント  (117子コメント)

Thank you! Glad to continue my harassment here as well. :)

[–]Velvet_Llama 12ポイント13ポイント  (55子コメント)

You're lucky, normally people have to pay to get fisted by lilPoundcake.

[–]zuntCunt 2ポイント3ポイント  (54子コメント)

I'd rather she just put her fist in her mouth. But my butthole is good too.

[–]Assy-McGee 9ポイント10ポイント  (53子コメント)

this is hot. please keep going.

[–]zuntCunt 2ポイント3ポイント  (52子コメント)

Wat u want bae?

Tell me your vices.

[–]Assy-McGee 6ポイント7ポイント  (6子コメント)

titties without chest hair mostly.

[–]zuntCunt 1ポイント2ポイント  (5子コメント)

Ooh. Tough luck. My nipples have very fine blond hairs on them. Is that ok? I just want to please you. ACKNOWLEDGE ME!!!!!!

[–]Velvet_Llama 12ポイント13ポイント  (44子コメント)

I haven't seen someone this desperate for Assy's three inches of glory since /u/KrustyKoonKrackers left us.

[–]kaalaaaa 4ポイント5ポイント  (24子コメント)

Why did he leave?

[–]zuntCunt 2ポイント3ポイント  (18子コメント)

I have a hard time getting laid with my clearly fantastic personality, so yeah, I'm desperate.

[–]Oxus007 6ポイント7ポイント  (60子コメント)

I am curious though... when you say "Bye Felicia" (<- super basic bitch comment btw) and "Toodles sweety" (<- maybe even more basic) why do you keep replying?

[–]zuntCunt 4ポイント5ポイント  (59子コメント)

  1. I'm copying how lilp speaks. It's annoying.
  2. I'm bored.
  3. I dislike her and she's a cunt.

[–]CaptainMemer[S] 4ポイント5ポイント  (14子コメント)

She's not a native English speaker, you fucking racist.

[–]zuntCunt 11ポイント12ポイント  (13子コメント)

Neither am I lol. But I guess only she's allowed to sound like a moron.

[–]CaptainMemer[S] 2ポイント3ポイント  (12子コメント)

Are you from Peru?

[–]zuntCunt 10ポイント11ポイント  (7子コメント)

Nope. What makes you think that? Are Peruvians known for being aggressive douchebags like me lol?

[–]Infrognita 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

Sweater pls. Don't put this on me I'm too busy with college to stalk some tryhard troll wannabe serbian girl.

[–]Oxus007 4ポイント5ポイント  (43子コメント)

BTW, you can post on your main account here. Nothing bad will happen.

[–]zuntCunt 6ポイント7ポイント  (42子コメント)

This is my main account.

[–]kaalaaaa 13ポイント14ポイント  (37子コメント)

Don't try to argue with /u/Oxus007. Every /r/SubredditDrama mod sucks /u/_lilPoundcake's clit. These idiots just love her because she is such a lovely girl.

[–]snallygaster 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Hey, those she-fellatio sessions are a blast. Can't get through the day without em

[–]zuntCunt 5ポイント6ポイント  (30子コメント)

Eh, if people want to argue with me, then that's fine. But I'm not gonna change my mind. especially after this lol. She's a real sweet heart.

[–]CaptainMemer[S] 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

/u/_lilPoundcake is a treasure. I would be proud to suck her clit.

[–]Oxus007 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

Oh sorry. It's a very pretty account.

[–]KellyeTheGreat 4ポイント5ポイント  (9子コメント)

I don't frequent mua, but I have a girl crush on you now.

I don't have the patience to be as much of a bitch as you. I respect that.

[–]zuntCunt 6ポイント7ポイント  (8子コメント)

Omg! No one has ever had a crush on me. (This is so special for me). It comes way too naturally to me. I'm originally from Ukraine, so I have a whole three hobbies: being a bitch, frowning and drinking by myself.

[–]CaptainMemer[S] 7ポイント8ポイント  (7子コメント)

Why do you hate Poundcake? She's a Slav just like you. You guys can bond over memories of Communism and celebrating Christmas in January.

[–]zuntCunt 3ポイント4ポイント  (6子コメント)

You don't understand. There's only room for one perpetually rude and grumpy Slavic bitch 'round these parts. And I want to be the alpha.

[–]CaptainMemer[S] 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

Works for me! You're the queen bitch now.

[–]IamRooseBoltonAMA 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

Your anger amuses me. You should post here more often. We do love people to blow minor things way the fuck out of proportion and making everything as dramatic as possible.

[–]zuntCunt 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I ain't mad. But someone around here sure is lol. I am only here for the purest of trolling reasons.

[–]Velvet_Llama 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

How many "z"s are in your name? Let's find out who the slaviest slav is.

[–]ComedicSans 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You sound like you're /r/drama material.

[–]_lilPoundcake -5ポイント-4ポイント  (9子コメント)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JI01BjmSLA

[–]zuntCunt 4ポイント5ポイント  (8子コメント)

The difference is that Alaska has charisma. <3 And you don't lol.

[–]_lilPoundcake 2ポイント3ポイント  (25子コメント)

it wasn't even trolling, that person has a huge hate boner for me...

[–]kaalaaaa 10ポイント11ポイント  (11子コメント)

Like any reasonable person would.

[–]ComedicSans 4ポイント5ポイント  (10子コメント)

What did /u/_lilPoundcake do to you, out of interest?

[–]hypnozooid 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

For a hateboner this big, there must have been sex involved.

[–]ComedicSans 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

It must've been something, it seems really personal.

[–]kaalaaaa 2ポイント3ポイント  (7子コメント)

/u/_lilPoundcake got me banned from #subredditdrama, spread lies about me and possibly got me blacklisted from /r/CenturyClub.

[–]ComedicSans 2ポイント3ポイント  (6子コメント)

Are you blacklisted or not?

[–]kaalaaaa 0ポイント1ポイント  (5子コメント)

I am. What I don't know is why I am blacklisted, but there are few people who care enough about me to get me blacklisted and are in /r/CenturyClub.

[–]ComedicSans 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

How does that work? You hit 100k, you apply, they say no? Or you didn't get an invite when you expected one?

[–]kaalaaaa 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

I applied multiple times and never revived an invite or an answer to my question why I got no invite. I also talked to people who hit 100k after me and they all got invited after applying just once.

[–]Oxus007 3ポイント4ポイント  (12子コメント)

They're here with us now.

[–]kaalaaaa 12ポイント13ポイント  (11子コメント)

Good job on sucking the dick of a higher ranked moderator.

[–]Oxus007 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

Moderator ranks

Implying anyone cares

[–]kaalaaaa 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Of course people care. At least on IRC /r/SubredditDrama moderators always only unbanned people if they were higher ranked then the person who banned you.

[–]zuntCunt 4ポイント5ポイント  (8子コメント)

Hey, he's bored too. Let him mine for popcorn. I don't mind :p

[–]Oxus007 4ポイント5ポイント  (7子コメント)

See, now we're friends.

[–]zuntCunt 2ポイント3ポイント  (6子コメント)

I live my life in the constant pursuit of butter. And other people's disappointment.

[–]Oxus007 3ポイント4ポイント  (5子コメント)

Kaalaaaa is very disappointed in me. If only he knew I'm the least of his enemies.

[–]zuntCunt 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

I like both of you. Maybe not together, but apart.

[–]Oxus007 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

I was hoping we'd be together one day, but now that dream is lost.

[–]Velvet_Llama 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Would you shut up and post your tits already?

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