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[–]TROLOLERT 150ポイント151ポイント  (29子コメント)

That's what I thought too.

I eat her ass, he's gotta eat my ass - and i'll wager his daughter wipes better than I do. I do not wipe thoroughly.

Checkmate, pops.

[–]serj730 108ポイント109ポイント  (27子コメント)

You don't eat ass after a wipe. You eat ass only after a shower. Section 1, Rule 2.

[–]brandan0 89ポイント90ポイント  (7子コメント)

a smooth sea never made a skillful sailor.

[–]Trankulous 19ポイント20ポイント  (3子コメント)

[–]brandan0 25ポイント26ポイント  (2子コメント)

the best part about that image is the dude isn't even sailing, haha.

[–]i8AP4T 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fucked his sailboat, and had to abandon because he's not a skilled sailor.

[–]I_AM_A_DRUNK_DONKEY 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

A clean bung never made a skillful tosser?

[–]brandan0 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

never. if you're only tossing when the conditions are perfect, you've perfected nothing.

[–]AdvocateForTulkas 8ポイント9ポイント  (10子コメント)

What kind of savage eats ass without a shower and an enema first? I'm kind of jealous. I want to aspire to that.

[–]black_brotha 10ポイント11ポイント  (5子コメント)

takes the spontaneity out of it, dont you think?

if you have to wait for their entire process to happen before...

its sexier when she just got out of the gym after work and is sweaty and has the natural musk of daily grind. no?

[–]brandan0 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

exactly. i'll just go ahead and eat an apple instead if you're gonna go take a shower.

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    [–]black_brotha 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    whats the fun if you dont play russian roulette with your taste bud??

    dont be scared of di poo poo, bro

    http://i.imgur.com/YoprTWa.jpg

    [–]FanFuckingFaptastic 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Enema? Ain't nobody got time for that.

    [–]3jt 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Do you eat donuts with sprinkles? Same thing.

    [–]anachronic 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    With enough whiskey, you too can join our ranks ;)

    [–]farmtownsuit 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    When you're in the mood you're in the mood.

    [–]whiteout14 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Damn section 1 gets to the nitty-gritty pretty fast if that's rule 2.

    [–]supe3rnova 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Never mind the eating you go balls deep after they shit. No lubrication needed what so ever

    [–]farmtownsuit 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    If you're drunk and every thing looks good you just go for it.

    [–]morning__wood 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    What's rule 1?

    [–]serj730 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    "The recipient MUST communicate to the eater, either verbally or by signaling, if there is a significant threat of gas or if the recipient is currently experiencing symptoms of diarrhea or any bowel movements for that matter"

    [–]aboothemonkey -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Or you just don't eat ass.

    [–]farmtownsuit 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I'll leave you to your non ass eating