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[–]ElizabethBascom 1305ポイント1306ポイント  (71子コメント)

I wish that award was my cock

[–]bury_the_boy 140ポイント141ポイント  (8子コメント)

Why would they be handing out your severed cock at an awards show?

[–]btr154 34ポイント35ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ok, Elizabeth.

[–]IAmBecomeGay 612ポイント613ポイント  (22子コメント)

Wow, just coming right out and saying it. No subtlety at all lol

[–]huphelmeyer 314ポイント315ポイント  (12子コメント)

And on the internet no less.

[–]CurraheeAniKawi 28ポイント29ポイント  (1子コメント)

And from someone named Elizabeth no less.

[–]YoureASoldierBodie 119ポイント120ポイント  (8子コメント)

Can't believe someone would just go on the Internet and objectify a woman like that.

[–]r_ye_ready_kids [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

The absolute madman.

[–]Hoser117 [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

I want her to suck my dick, if you know what I mean.

[–]metakek [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

No, did your friend Richard get bit by a snake?

[–]fitbrah [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I think you're referring to your genitals when you say "dick". I'm not sure yet. You want her to suck it, am I right?

[–]Immortan_Hoe [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

"I... I wanna shove my dick in the lowest hole on your head"

[–]hoodectomy [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Elizabeth's sister Florence Bascom didn't find it funny... Yet I'm sure Elizabeth always make these jokes around family.

http://www.popsci.com/sites/popsci.com/files/styles/large_1x_/public/images/2015/06/florence_bascom.jpg?itok=TX2LZwhv.

[–]SpiderMaximus [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Elizabeth doesn't have time for subtlety

[–]freakedmind [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

coming right out

That's what she said!

[–]agnosgnosia [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Twist: S/He was really talking about an ale that was popular in the 17th and 18th centuries. They just wanted to see the revival of a brew they wanted.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock_ale

[–]combobmoc 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Natural reflex...

[–]plspirit 51ポイント52ポイント  (16子コメント)

she bites it

[–]YoureASoldierBodie 50ポイント51ポイント  (0子コメント)

If she's close enough to my cock to bite it, it's a good day.

[–]Vike92 142ポイント143ポイント  (12子コメント)

I wish that award was my cock.

[–]plspirit 13ポイント14ポイント  (11子コメント)

she still bites it

[–]Anaxor1 47ポイント48ポイント  (4子コメント)

I would let her blowtorch it if she wants..

[–]IxWoodstockxI 5ポイント6ポイント  (4子コメント)

I wish that was my cock

[–]Rabidrabitz 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

she still bites it though

[–]TheTalkingFist 20ポイント21ポイント  (2子コメント)

DUDE DON'T YOU GET IT?! SHE CAN BITE MY COCK AS MUCH AS SHE WANTS!

[–]WillCauseDrowsiness 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thatsmyfetish.jpg

[–]NoTalentMan [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

a little nibble

[–]Knutbobo 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

If your cock is made of steel. Them teeth look sharp.

[–]Qwesdaczx [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Does your name have anything to do with a book?

[–]cheekybastard4eve [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Don't we all want,love the way she bites it too

[–]imdrinkingteaatwork [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

This is my favorite comment I think ever. Laughed out loud in the middle of torts class.

[–]cwfutureboy [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I'm sure my wife thinks my cock is an award, but she kind of has to...

I wish I felt that way about it...

[–]ralz408 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Elizabeth Bascom has a cock?

[–]unic0de000 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

If it were, you could call me Ernest Hemingway.

[–]backtothemud [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I wish that award was her cock

[–]wormspeaker [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I don't know man. That looked like a kind of toothy BJ.

[–]DrunkenSnake420 [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

OP?

[–]Jwd94 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Get this man some water.

[–]synpulse -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yup! There it is. Take your upvote.