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[–]PicturElements 258ポイント259ポイント  (4子コメント)

She knows to bite the award to make sure it's not made of chocolate. Clever girl.

[–]darthatheos 266ポイント267ポイント  (47子コメント)

Jason Sudeikis is a lucky man.

[–]xnerdyxrealistx [スコア非表示]  (27子コメント)

I'd bend him over a barrel and show him the 50 states, if you know what I mean.

[–]unsupported [スコア非表示]  (23子コメント)

No, no I don't know what you mean.

[–]dehehn [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

Back in the day this was how geography class was conducted. The barrel was filled with fish, which gave the impression of seafaring and exploration. The fish were then used in counting class, shooting class, biology and lunch in that order.

[–]Steph1er [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

I don't know, last time I check he was stranded alone in space... And his worms were dying.

[–]IAmBecomeGay 713ポイント714ポイント  (19子コメント)

[–]Neutral-Native 131ポイント132ポイント  (10子コメント)

I don't... I... What?

[–]MostlyTolerable [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

When she was on the Colbert Report they had a segment where they put a word on the screen and each of them tried to act it out better than the other.

[–]QuantumField [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

"Looked me dead in the eyes, that's when she said it...

And I jizzed in my pants" 🎶

[–]zue3 [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

"cash or credit?"

Don't just be leaving out lines man.

[–]Gugubo [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

It's

"She turned to me, that's when she said it,
looked me dead in the eyes and asked cash or credit?"

I think.

[–]potatoey 64ポイント65ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love when she looks over at Stephen and cracks up

[–]Mutt1223 587ポイント588ポイント  (84子コメント)

Great, now I have a boner at Starbucks.

[–]IAmBecomeGay 494ポイント495ポイント  (70子コメント)

[–]Stuart123105 62ポイント63ポイント  (66子コメント)

what is this from?

[–]XursConscience 170ポイント171ポイント  (56子コメント)

Paul Blart Mall Cop

[–]LarkSquire 135ポイント136ポイント  (41子コメント)

Paul blart mall blart

[–]SovietVVinter [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

I hope you're quoting The Exorcism of Cake Boss episode of Comedy Bang! Bang! https://youtu.be/Ky192Y7vM2s?t=1m20s

[–]dr_pepper23 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looks like the change up.

[–]kingbowsa [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

For a serious answer, The Change-Up with Jason Bateman and Ryan Reynolds.

[–]slugger1412 29ポイント30ポイント  (1子コメント)

Thanks to you, I now have an opening line to my novel. Or a great band name.

[–]toeofcamell 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

Flash the old lady reading the LA Times by the trash can

[–]Ra1310 102ポイント103ポイント  (51子コメント)

You know her name once was Olivia Jane Cockburn, rigth?

[–]captmotorcycle 48ポイント49ポイント  (47子コメント)

Last name was pronounced "Coe-burn"

[–]shawnisboring 148ポイント149ポイント  (42子コメント)

Well then they probably shouldn't spell it Cockburn.

[–]captmotorcycle [スコア非表示]  (40子コメント)

She's of Irish decent. This from the same people group that pronounces "Sean" as "Shawn", "Seaman" as "Shay-min", "Seamus" as "Shay-mis"

[–]BeardedLogician [スコア非表示]  (9子コメント)

That's because that's how S's work in Irish, nothing I know of in the language explains cock being pronounced coe. Proper nouns are weird: Worcestershire, and Worcester are both pronounced Wuster for some odd reason, and that's English.

[–]DeadNoobie [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

Just means the 'ck' is silent. Really no different than the 'ugh' in though or dough, yet not silent in trough or rough.

[–]Drunkelves [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Her farther was born in London to British parents and raised in Ireland.

[–]bobbyg1234 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

K isn't used in the Irish alphabet. We use a 'ch' instead to make a similar sound to 'ck'. and c's where k's might be used. So its not down to Irish grammar. I would say the sound of the name evolved while the original spelling was kept, some words have become foreshortened over time like knight because they're just easier to say and everyone still gets what your on about.

[–]captmotorcycle [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I'm not a linguist so, no idea about the Romanization of the name.

[–]SWATZombies 43ポイント44ポイント  (2子コメント)

It reads Cock, so gtfo

[–]The_Tobacco_Fairy [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Woah woah woah, dude. You can't just make someone get off like that! You gotta start slow and gentle. Get them in the mood to get off. Life ain't a one-way road

[–]iamjusthonest 296ポイント297ポイント  (65子コメント)

She is so fucking hot. Straight out in your face fucking hot. She could be doing dishes and i would have a boner watching her. She is that hot.

[–]IAmBecomeGay 295ポイント296ポイント  (26子コメント)

[–]lovethenote [スコア非表示]  (13子コメント)

She's like a curry

[–]Meekrobite [スコア非表示]  (9子コメント)

She's so hot she's making me sexist.

[–]elgrecoFL [スコア非表示]  (7子コメント)

...bitch

[–]bshongboy [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

They call me the Hiphopopotamus, my lyrics are bottomless...

...

...

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt19ri9Ovz1r1sqff.gif

[–]max225 [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

I'm the Hippopotamus flows that glow like phosphorus poppin off the top of this esophagus rocking this metropolis I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal where did you get that preposterous hypothesis did Steve tell you that perchance? .... Hm, Steve.

[–]abchiptop [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I need my 1987 DG-20 Casio electric guitar Set to mandolin, yeah

[–]toeofcamell 38ポイント39ポイント  (12子コメント)

That smug sonofabitch Jason Sudeikis, what a lucky man

[–]connormantoast 588ポイント589ポイント  (23子コメント)

[–]btr154 100ポイント101ポイント  (16子コメント)

I wish it didn't loop so fast.

[–]connormantoast 358ポイント359ポイント  (15子コメント)

[–]btr154 44ポイント45ポイント  (13子コメント)

needs more .gif

[–]howdareyou 24ポイント25ポイント  (7子コメント)

What award is that?

[–]LaboratoryManiac 14ポイント15ポイント  (2子コメント)

The Actathalon trophy.

Seth Meyers set up an acting obstacle course, this was the trophy she won at the end.

[–]ElizabethBascom 1246ポイント1247ポイント  (68子コメント)

I wish that award was my cock

[–]bury_the_boy 132ポイント133ポイント  (7子コメント)

Why would they be handing out your severed cock at an awards show?

[–]IAmBecomeGay 591ポイント592ポイント  (22子コメント)

Wow, just coming right out and saying it. No subtlety at all lol

[–]huphelmeyer 302ポイント303ポイント  (12子コメント)

And on the internet no less.

[–]Immortan_Hoe [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

"I... I wanna shove my dick in the lowest hole on your head"

[–]plspirit 52ポイント53ポイント  (15子コメント)

she bites it

[–]YoureASoldierBodie 49ポイント50ポイント  (0子コメント)

If she's close enough to my cock to bite it, it's a good day.

[–]Vike92 138ポイント139ポイント  (11子コメント)

I wish that award was my cock.

[–]internetuser101 18ポイント19ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm gonna need someone with some photo shop skills to ... umm... change a few things in this gif...

[–]Jew_Boi [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I agree. I would like to see her edited out so I can just stare at the backdrop.

[–]Artie4 152ポイント153ポイント  (15子コメント)

She can fondle my Oscar anytime.

[–]masterpickup 18ポイント19ポイント  (1子コメント)

My penis has opinions, and the Internet needs to hear them.

[–]nerddex 60ポイント61ポイント  (34子コメント)

Too much Teeth and not dry enough..

[–]evildonald 38ポイント39ポイント  (24子コメント)

Is that Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt?

[–]TThor 24ポイント25ポイント  (19子コメント)

Yup. The actress actually kinda regrets that role, because she became known for it and she looking back didn't think it was particularly very funny

Edit: since nobody can bother reading my other replies:

http://www.avclub.com/article/ellie-kemper-40258

EK: Suddenly I was like, “Oh great, he hasn’t heard of it,” and then I didn’t want to bring it up. I really don’t like that video, and I wish that I hadn’t done it, even though I know that it’s a joke. I hate that it got sort of big, because I don’t think that it’s that funny and I don’t want that to be the epitome of my work. It’s just one video in a sea of many, but it has made me conscious of not wanting to do a video like that again. That would be my only criteria.

[–]captainpoppy [スコア非表示]  (10子コメント)

I don't think she's known for it.

At least not now.

She's known for being Erin and Kimmy.

[–]FFweinz [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Most people have seen blowjob girl first... Watching through Unbreakable all I could think about was how dry her blowjobs were

[–]Jambulaya [スコア非表示]  (6子コメント)

Well I've never heard of whatever Unbreakable is and I've seen that blowjob girl video like 20 times so there's that.

[–]TakeItToTheMax 18ポイント19ポイント  (3子コメント)

Holy shit I forgot about blowjob girl. Derrick Comedy takes me back to college. Bro Rape is still the best.

[–]Mantis05 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

The day I realized that "Blowjob Girl" and Erin from The Office were one and the same was about the third or fourth biggest mind-fuck of my life.

[–]araz_reddit 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

What an amazing realization that this girl is Kimmy Schmidt.

[–]not_funnyname 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm also having a natural reflex right now

[–]hurtsdonut_ 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jason Sudiekis, you are one lucky mother fucker.

[–]Fenrizwolf 28ポイント29ポイント  (4子コメント)

This reminds me of a Brian Posehn bit.

He's talking about sometimes getting angry because people are so hot. You look at them and it hits you how shitty the world really is that there can be perfection displayed everywhere and you being enticed to want it and never be albe to have it.

Some moments when you see a beautiful woman are just crushing because you immediately know that any passion you feel while looking at her is empty pressure that will never be fullfilled...

That might be why there is so much hate for women on the internet because it is full of pretty women we can never touch but are forced to see. We can't run away from wanting them for a split second before realizing that we never can have them.

The bit is way shorter and not this dark but it's what I feel seeing that pic. And it happens a lot. It has gotten to the point where I get sad if a pretty girl sits close to me in the train.

Here it is.

[–]laugher020 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

What the fuck is she trying to do?

[–]dick_in_guise 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

It always starts with just the tip.

[–]coolrandomstuffer [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I'm always catching myself thinking Olivia Wilde has Huntington's disease and then i'm always like, riiiight.

[–]rsmatt00 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'll be in my bunk...

[–]PM_ME_UR_LARGE_TITS 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

and now, no work was done on the 15th of october.

[–]vegetabl92 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

What the fuck is she trying to do?

[–]Grifsnacks [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Is it just me or does anyone else think she'd make the perfect actress to do a live action Elizabeth from Bioshock; infinite?

[–]WVYVW [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

She used to go to my local coffee shop. Short but hotter than fucking fire.

[–]IAmSomniac 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That gave me a natural reflex too...

[–]combobmoc 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

wouldn't mind getting into her box office.

[–]AdventWeed 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

So... I just need to paint my dick gold and present it to her at an "awards ceremony"?