1. WILL YOU REALLY DO THIS?

Yes. We even made a website and paid a guy to program it.

1. HOW DOES IT WORK?

Yes, just sent the payment (via Paypal) and send us through the contact form the name and the address of your enemy. We will send him/her a fart in a bottle with love.

1. WILL THE RECIPIENT KNOW WHO SENT THE FART?

Nope. It is an anonymous service. The recipient won't know unless you open your mouth.

1. HOW MUCH DOES IT COST?

For just 10$ you will send a fart to the nose of your enemie, which is priceless.

1. CAN I SEND A CUSTOM MESSAGE WITH THE FART?

No, for legal reasons we do not allow customer custom notes to be sent in the packages.

1. WHEN WILL MY PACKAGE BE DELIVERED?

Your package will leave our facility within 1 - 2 business days of being ordered.