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[–]Nanite 1478ポイント1479ポイント  (153子コメント)

And that's when things get kicked into twelfth gear.

[–]cloudfather 811ポイント812ポイント  (114子コメント)

It's Two Raiders and there gonna.. it's called Two Raiders! It's just called Two Raiders...haha....

[–]Guardian_Ainsel 158ポイント159ポイント  (31子コメント)

Our prices I hope aren't too low!!!!

[–]ahaisonline 101ポイント102ポイント  (30子コメント)

I can't feel anything either, did I mention that? Not as catchy as having ants in your eyes!

[–]a42nato1 68ポイント69ポイント  (26子コメント)

We have a great selection, I Think! Everything's black!

[–]Guardian_Ainsel 50ポイント51ポイント  (24子コメント)

Only 299! That's fair!

[–]keiththebeef 33ポイント34ポイント  (14子コメント)

But wait.. Old women are coming!

[–]asakhai 22ポイント23ポイント  (13子コメント)

The horn when you honk it makes sneeze noise. It's polite... It's right...

[–]PhishNips 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

little bitsss

[–]Pure_Reason 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Come on down and eat some fucking shit you fucking stupid bitch, ahaha just kidding

[–]Bohrbyte 27ポイント28ポイント  (7子コメント)

All these rick and morty references everywhere make me happy inside

[–]d15ko 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Now I have to watch this show. I keep seeing things for it and this just seals the deal.

[–]Ifgaypigscouldfly 23ポイント24ポイント  (0子コメント)

hey everybody! this is my house, just made a sandwich, peanut butter and jelly, still here, still selling fake doors!

[–]SuckMyDax 239ポイント240ポイント  (71子コメント)

Can someone please explain this joke to me? I'm feeling left out like high-school all over again.

Edit: OK. Thanks to /u/MajorasLeftShoe I'm all up to speed and ready to comment...

TWO RAIDERS... at a comic con, and then the nerds hit, and they posed with fans as fast as they could, with plastic guns, and tiny skirts. And that's when things got knocked into twelfth gear.

A Mexican cosplayer shows up. With weapons made from tomatoes. And you better bet the bottom of your fanny pack that these two raiders know how to handle business..

In Virgin Invasion Tomato Cosplayer Mexican Nerd Raiders who are just regular girls who are dressed as Raiders at a ComicCon posing with all sorts of things. The Movie

Hold on there's more. Old men are coming, and they're also at the Comic Con and they are going to come and ask for pictures with the girls.

[–]MajorasLeftShoe 139ポイント140ポイント  (50子コメント)

[–]Iyashii 73ポイント74ポイント  (34子コメント)

For those who are still confused the commercials were in-prov by the voice actors and had the artists draw from what they recorded IIRC.

EDIT: Holy shit I guess I fucked up improv. Totally leaving it though.

[–]OOH_WEBBY 112ポイント113ポイント  (24子コメント)

Just so you know, it's improv, short for improvisation.

[–]TheManDudeGuy 37ポイント38ポイント  (19子コメント)

Just so you know, improvisation comes from the latin past participle of prōvidēre, meaning to see beforehand, to prepare, and the prefix im-, which acts as a negation for the later word.

[–]Habbeighty-four 47ポイント48ポイント  (18子コメント)

Just so YOU know, Latin comes from... Italy, I guess.

[–]kilkil 65ポイント66ポイント  (10子コメント)

italicizes Italy

ಠ_ಠ

[–]DocDerry 16ポイント17ポイント  (4子コメント)

Im sad that my journey down this comment tree has ended.

[–]Myfavoritepetsnameis 13ポイント14ポイント  (2子コメント)

Just so you know, everything is italicized in Italy. That's where the word comes from.

[–]IamSeth 6ポイント7ポイント  (6子コメント)

Just so you know, Italy is the boot shaped country over near Greece.

[–]gentlemandinosaur 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

Just so you know, Greece is not that shit you get... you know, on your shirt when you... you eat pizza. Its like a country. And this country has a long history of being a.. well, being a country. But, also they have a problem with debt right now. They might get kicked out of the EU. Or maybe they wont any more. I don't know. But, they are a country with problems. And gyros.

Just so you know, problems and gyros.

Oh, and grapa. Which is like vodka made from grapes.

[–]noscopecornshot 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

Though to be fair, there is probably a dimension somewhere where it is referred to as in-prov.

[–]Dantonn 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Less irritating than the one where it's shmlimprov.

[–]BornOnFeb2nd 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

They even mention it in-episode.. Morty makes a comment like "TV from other universes is weird, it almost has an improvisational feel to it"

[–]gentlemandinosaur 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just so you know, its Rick that says "Yeah, it has an almost improvisational feel to it".

[–]FrozenSyzygy 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah I just lost it when I heard that

[–]AbsurdWebLingo 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

it's improv*, as in improvisational comedy.

[–]maetraxa 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Did you mean: improv

[–]DarkArisen_Kato 14ポイント15ポイント  (12子コメント)

Holy shit, that was funny lol. I've heard about this show but never got the chance to actually watch it, might have to do that soon. The part where he begins to laugh at the end of the trailer had me dying lol

[–]fascist_unicorn 9ポイント10ポイント  (7子コメント)

Watch it and then come hang out with us at /r/rickandmortygonewild , it's ultra schwifty in there!

[–]MajorasLeftShoe 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

Watch both seasons! Then go back and proceed to watch them 10 more times.

Another one if my favorite clips: https://youtu.be/t_LJtG2gXSc

[–]DarkArisen_Kato 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Awesome clip lol. And thank you Hulu, for having the entire series on que, got a busy night ahead of me :)

[–]MajorNoodles 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

That was pretty good considering an hour ago you had no idea what this was.

[–]OppressiveShitlord69 8ポイント9ポイント  (4子コメント)

holy shit you really went from "fucking clueless" to "one of the best meta comments in the thread" fast

[–]SuckMyDax 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

Can I go back to fucking clueless now?

I'm so lonely

[–]OppressiveShitlord69 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

You're so clever I'm surprised your dax isn't being sucked 24/7

[–]SuckMyDax 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Just a few more yoga sessions...

[–]Sarrimer 6ポイント7ポイント  (5子コメント)

10/10

What do you plan on doing with your life now that you'll inevitably receive endless fame and fortune from being an alpha reddit meme poster?

[–]ZweiliteKnight 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

And you don't want to know about here, but I'll tell you one thing: The tomb? It comes crashing into ComicCon. And what do ya do then?

It's 2mb Raiders and I- and...and they're gonna...it's called '2mb Raiders' ...'2mb Raiders'...it's just called '2mb Raiders'?

[–]girlok 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

huh seems like posts from different sub reddits have a somewhat looser feel to it

[–]no_morelurking 35ポイント36ポイント  (0子コメント)

another sub checked off the list!

[–]Super_Tuky 122ポイント123ポイント  (15子コメント)

A.. Mexican Armada.. with tomato guns..

[–]davidcada 61ポイント62ポイント  (13子コメント)

Now lets get back to the Two Raiders cause they're Raiders

[–]75pellets_of_Mesclun 63ポイント64ポイント  (12子コメント)

And they have a bond...you don't want to hear about it here

[–]TheRockefellers 36ポイント37ポイント  (7子コメント)

And old women are coming...to...cross-attack these two brothers

[–]Solaire_of_Ooo 35ポイント36ポイント  (6子コメント)

Brothers? It's just called 2 Raiders.

[–]TheRockefellers 30ポイント31ポイント  (5子コメント)

Well if you want to get technical about it, it should be called Alien Tomato Mexican Armada Raiders Who Are Just Regular Raiders Running in a Van from an Asteroid and All Sorts of Things: the Movie

[–]Cronoistight 18ポイント19ポイント  (1子コメント)

Excuse me, nurse? Can you take my temperature? Because I think I have two raiders fever over here!

[–]Letchworth 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Haha Lara you did it!

[–]iojeda15 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well shit, now I got nothing to type.

[–]Cross88 10ポイント11ポイント  (8子コメント)

Someone please explain to me this reference.

[–]smorrio88 42ポイント43ポイント  (7子コメント)

It's Rick & Morty. It's always Rick & Morty.

[–]I_AM_STILL_A_IDIOT 48ポイント49ポイント  (4子コメント)

It's just Rick & Morty. Rick and Morty and their adventures... RICK AND MORTY FOREVER AND FOREVER, A HUNDRED YEARS Rick and Morty...

[–]GangsterJawa 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

www.RickandMorty.com, RickandMorty.adventures.com, Rick and Morty forever, always Rick and Morty...

[–]elislider 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Unless its Miata. Then the answer is always Miata.

[–]Mormon_lad 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Upvote you and other commenters because Rick and Morty

[–]munch112000 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

And there will be Amazonian Grandmas out for revenge.

[–]ericnichols1999 1125ポイント1126ポイント  (24子コメント)

hot girls in cosplay

We ride to the frontpage at dawn

EDIT: Called it

[–]Drailimon 133ポイント134ポイント  (16子コメント)

Dawn? Hell with that. I'm already packed. Lets go!

[–]heronumberwon 53ポイント54ポイント  (12子コメント)

I bought lube, rope, whips, nipple clamps and and Ben Gay. Where do we meet up?

[–]hmlangs 23ポイント24ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth hour, at dawn look to the front page."

-Gandalf

[–]SPascareli 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

"There's not going to be a front page, Your Grace."

[–]conkub 359ポイント360ポイント  (85子コメント)

Joani Brosas, and Megan Golden, ICYWW. They're local cosplayers. And yeah, they sometimes charge to take a picture with them, really getting into character.

[–]fifteentango88 840ポイント841ポイント  (49子コメント)

I found one of them naked.

[–]ohgodwhydidIjoin 256ポイント257ポイント  (21子コメント)

The hero we deserve

[–]Themanmanmanmanman 317ポイント318ポイント  (11子コメント)

Found the other one body painted...

[–]SpearDminT 185ポイント186ポイント  (1子コメント)

Done and done. See y'all next thread.

[–]nusyahus 44ポイント45ポイント  (0子コメント)

Productive sesh gents

[–]ExortTrionis 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thanks I much prefer this one

[–]Twelve20two 12ポイント13ポイント  (3子コメント)

I'm too impressed by the art to get turned on by this.

(It also doesn't help that I'm sitting next to my mom, either.)

[–]RunWhileYouStillCan 78ポイント79ポイント  (8子コメント)

And the one we need right now.

Unzips

[–]anothermonth 24ポイント25ポイント  (7子コメント)

Are you still at work or are you wearing pants with zipper at home?

Take your time with the answer.

[–]ROK247 23ポイント24ポイント  (3子コメント)

pants with a zipper while at home on reddit? what am i an amateur?

[–]papahance 12ポイント13ポイント  (2子コメント)

I don't know... maybe it's just me, but once I'm home for the evening, it's basketball shorts or sweat pants.

[–]usclone 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

Personally it takes an act of God for me to even put pants on in the first place.

[–]BoringPersonAMA 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wear sweatpants at home while I reddit, but I keep a zipper track glued to my door. When the zipper is down, my mom knows not to come in.

[–]lizard_king_rebirth 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, coming up with the answer is what's gonna' take the time.

[–]CarlosUnchained 58ポイント59ポイント  (2子コメント)

Found this in the same page. Same beauty, but quite better.

[–]SporkU 26ポイント27ポイント  (0子コメント)

Different beauty. But better.

[–]Words_are_Windy 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy airbrushing, Batman.

[–]SolidLikeIraq 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm happy it was that one.

[–]that_gun_guy 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

And this is the first time I've seen naked pictures of someone I know on the Internet.

[–]uhhh_hello_team 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I have but only one upvote to give, keep doing god's work.

[–]master_dong 122ポイント123ポイント  (28子コメント)

And yeah, they sometimes charge to take a picture with them

That's the lamest thing I've ever heard.

[–]aggibridges 76ポイント77ポイント  (11子コメント)

I'd understand if their costumes were big and elaborate, but they're average... Beautiful girls, but this isn't a talented cosplay.

[–]UncleVanya 71ポイント72ポイント  (1子コメント)

You underestimate the neckbeard

[–]Probe_Droid 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Geez, that's why you take them in secret, in the bathroom.

[–]fruitjerky 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

And, yet, people are willing to pay.

[–]bagofbones 3ポイント4ポイント  (4子コメント)

If some turd who can't interact with women is willing to pay them for doing almost nothing why wouldn't they go with it. Good for them.

[–]noothrowaway69 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

The lamest thing is that there's guys who will pay it.

[–]topspeeder 17ポイント18ポイント  (1子コメント)

They're hot, but not spend money to take a picture with hot.

[–]I_GAVE_YOUR_DAD_HIV 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

Go to a big car show, plenty of hotter sluttier girls that love pictures

[–]PM-ME-UR-GENITALS 17ポイント18ポイント  (10子コメント)

The guy who played Gustavo Fring in Breaking Bad charged me and a friend 40 bucks. Fucking dick I tell ya.

[–]master_dong 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's pretty common for actors or whatever to charge but not regular people in costumes.

[–]CageAndBale 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

You said yes? Where was he?

[–]PM-ME-UR-GENITALS 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

Well we haggled or whatever and tool one picture for 20 bucks with all three of us in it. It was this year in March at Dutch Comic Con. On the other hand Abraham from TWD was extremely nice.

[–]occams--chainsaw 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

it's 100% expected for actors to charge for pictures/autographs at cons. they usually have the prices posted though

[–]bobsp 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

So they're assholes.

[–]radusernamehere 73ポイント74ポイント  (4子コメント)

I like how this is right below "Cosplays don't always need boobs."

[–]zomething 624ポイント625ポイント  (45子コメント)

[–]SuckMyDax 53ポイント54ポイント  (3子コメント)

But there is so much more to the submission. I mean there is the, umm. And don't forget about the... uhhh. Well, if nothing else, we can all agree on, errr.

Fuck it.

/r/upvotedbecuasegirl

[–]Douche_Kayak 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nah man. I clicked because I wanted to know what's in the box

[–]AgentK33 101ポイント102ポイント  (6子コメント)

Twomb Raiders

[–]xSlick-Tx 24ポイント25ポイント  (0子コメント)

It was right there, in front of op's face, THE WHOLE TIME.

[–]liamgl1 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Brazzers beat you to it.

[–]i_love_Cheekzz 144ポイント145ポイント  (48子コメント)

Man being a hot girl must be the best thing. You can do anything and thousands of people will just gawk at you.

[–]CheeseColumns 177ポイント178ポイント  (31子コメント)

Only if you like being gawked at.

[–]me9900 20ポイント21ポイント  (28子コメント)

But you could totally dress yourself differently, or act differently if you didn't like attracting attention. I mean, what would be worse: Trying all your life to stand out and be noticed, or only being noticed when you want to be.

[–]CQReborn 76ポイント77ポイント  (23子コメント)

But you could totally dress yourself differently, or act differently if you didn't like attracting attention.

Because it is really as easy as flipping a switch. I'm pretty sure if you asked any woman they'd call you silly for thinking of it in those terms, you're only thinking of the good parts of that setup and not the bad parts.

[–]N4kk11 52ポイント53ポイント  (9子コメント)

girls in sweatpants and t shirts get gawked at too

[–]ThisOneIsTheLastOne 27ポイント28ポイント  (7子コメント)

That's because girls in sweatpants are hot. Sweatpants give a great show of a girls ass. Baggy jeans and a sweater if you don't want to show any of that.

[–]N4kk11 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

lol

I was about to get upset but its just too obvious. good luck.

[–]SD99FRC 6ポイント7ポイント  (9子コメント)

Oh, here's where we start hearing the classic piece by Giuseppe Verdi, The Lament of the Hot Girl.

[–]CQReborn 15ポイント16ポイント  (8子コメント)

There are good and bad parts about being either gender, anyone that spends time in the real world can see this. There are a lot of really butthurt people who would love to argue with me about this so I won't bother giving you the opportunity you're looking for by replying to your posts.

[–]Osricthebastard 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

2700 upvotes for a pretty low effort cosplay, so yeah, I'll agree with your statement.

[–]dukeslver 11ポイント12ポイント  (7子コメント)

You can do anything and thousands of people will just gawk at you.

you can do pretty much nothing and people will gawk at you. Think about the girls on Twitch, they sit in front of a camera playing video games and get piles of money thrown at them.

[–]Xenalien 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

Not gonna lie, at some points I wished I had bigger boobs just to milk horny dudes for money on Twitch.

[–]dale_dug_a_hole 16ポイント17ポイント  (4子コメント)

God, I SWORE the one on the right was Sasha Gray....

[–]injeckshun 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Before I read this, I thought the one on the left was for a second..but on the right??

[–]ConceptualTrap 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

With you buddy, the one on the left looks like a young sasha grey.

[–]Mitoshi 70ポイント71ポイント  (21子コメント)

As hot as the girl on the right is, I have to say that Lara's signature boobs are as important as her two big guns. Still a smoking chick, but it's still an incomplete Lara Croft cosplay.

[–]ginja_ninja 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

If you combined right girl's skin and hair with left girl's boobs and then merged their faces you'd be pretty close to a genuine Lara Croft.

[–]shallweplayagamegg 21ポイント22ポイント  (11子コメント)

The right one is the more modern Lara, who had her boobs reduced in order to present a "more realistic body image" to impressionable young women. ;)

[–]dejacoup 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

Damn straight my big boobies are unreal.

[–]shallweplayagamegg 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

That's what I always find so funny about the "more realistic body image" bullshit. What about women with big boobs? Medium sized ones? Super small ones? Can't we just appreciate all the forms of boobage the world has to offer?

[–]missionbeach 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Those on the left look pretty realistic to me.

[–]BeatMastaD 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like that trigger discipline on the left.

[–]PinguruLee 8ポイント9ポイント  (5子コメント)

[–]PaleFlyer 4ポイント5ポイント  (4子コメント)

DAMN YOU! HOW IS THIS NOT A THING!

[–]Mikkito 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

frantically makes that sub happen

Jk, not my idea. BUT SOMEONE HAD BETTER. And I would like to moderate.

[–]your_mind_aches 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Such high quality gaming content /s

[–]Analyzer9 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

Lady on the left has handled firearms before. Lady on the right, fingers on the trigger.

[–]melgibson666 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

More like TWOmb Raider.

[–]DidUBringTheStuff 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

+10 to Objectify

[–]tyrellcorpreplicant 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

ITT: shitty tomb jokes.

[–]susquehanna_weed 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

One had a higher polygon count...

[–]kyokan 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

girl on the left wins

[–]mincel 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

10/10 would raid

[–]shmokabowl 1ポイント2ポイント  (5子コメント)

Everyone is going on different tangents and I'm sitting here trying to figure out which one I'd want to fuck first.