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Fuck you, Terry. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]jonfromdelocated 200ポイント201ポイント  (14子コメント)

That's a sweet haircut.

[–]PyschoMonkey 250ポイント251ポイント  (8子コメント)

Neckbeard: "Mom give me something edgy and goth"

Mom: "...Ok sweetie"

[–]dylanrush 28ポイント29ポイント  (3子コメント)

I chortled at this comment.

[–]_quantum(neckbeard intensifies) 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

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[–]prazeitnblazeit 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I chortled at this comment.

[–]Tainted_Bruh 170ポイント171ポイント  (3子コメント)

Mom: "...Ok sweetie" "Got you, fam"

Get it? mother? fam? hahaha!

haha

ha...

 

I'llseemyselfout...

[–]Haematobic 25ポイント26ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/justfuckmyshitup

[–]freudsaidiwasfine 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looks like he tried to get Itachi's hair.

[–]idontcareforkarma 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

looks like a haircut i had in fable 1

[–]sin_sin_salad_bin 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What do we call that? Forehead beard? Forehead tail?

[–]kepners 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I thought it was a fucking fugly chick.

[–]hellenkellermomentDank Lord 43ポイント44ポイント  (3子コメント)

Terry sounds like a real mother fucking g.

[–]SquirellHunter69 33ポイント34ポイント  (2子コメント)

Nothing like looking some failure dead in the eye and thinking "I just used your mom's body like an amusement park ride."

[–]n1c0_ds 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

I am horrified by this comment. I mean... hot damn...

[–]SquirellHunter69 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

They kicked me until they'd made a predator. Then, they ran.

[–]PerturbedBrett 255ポイント256ポイント  (41子コメント)

I see an ICP shirt. I imagine he drank all his Fago(spelling?), not his Mountain Dew.

[–]grayfox2713 143ポイント144ポイント  (22子コメント)

It's faygo.

[–]PerturbedBrett 6ポイント7ポイント  (12子コメント)

Thanks. Too lazy to edit, the original will stay in all its glory.

[–]calkeo 121ポイント122ポイント  (11子コメント)

Too lazy to edit, yet you wrote that comment

[–]NEM3S1SLove me tendie 76ポイント77ポイント  (7子コメント)

Gotta rake in that sweet karma.

[–]generalgeorge95 5ポイント6ポイント  (5子コメント)

You can trade karma in for sexual favors if you find the right subreddit.

[–]Connavarr64 8ポイント9ポイント  (3子コメント)

That's awful. Which ones?

[–]SuperMayonnaise 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah what subs... because I need to know what they are so I can avoid them.

[–]chromesitar 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/karmawhores

[–]PerturbedBrett 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah.. I want to know... For a friend......

[–]JacksonBigDog 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

you can't trade karma for Mountain Dew, tho

[–]calkeo 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sweet sweet karma

[–]JoshuMertensProfessional Maymaylord 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

We call it "Royal" in my country

[–]Poogans 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Because of the metric system?

[–]JoshuMertensProfessional Maymaylord 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

no

[–]Rock_Carlos -2ポイント-1ポイント  (4子コメント)

Yet, I've only heard it pronounced "fag-o." I don't get it.

[–]mikeysof 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

I always thought it was pronounced fay-go. But I'm in UK and have never bought / tried it so I don't know.

[–]kacellirk 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Michigander here, you're right, it's fay-go

[–]stoveaway 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Faggo?

[–]bug1148 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

relevant

[–]metromin 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good observation. I live in Metro Detroit and it wasn't easy drinking a Faygo without being called a Juggalo. Bitch I'm poor, not ignored by my parents.

[–]One_pop_each 19ポイント20ポイント  (8子コメント)

Faygo Moon Mist is the Mountain Dew flavored one.

Pop flavored like pop.

[–]tehpwnmstr 6ポイント7ポイント  (6子コメント)

for my buddys 21st we bought him like 3 handles of vodka and a 2 liter of every flavor faygo they make.

[–]theunnoanprojec 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

According to their website including diet flavours and stuff like club soda, they have 53 different types of soda...

[–]Themackten 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

Buying faygo... Not buying the 3 litres...

[–]KuribohGirl 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

first point

second point

[–]tehpwnmstr 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

We only could find a 3 liter of grape, incidentally and chose consistency

[–]Themackten 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well then I can't be too mad at you :P

[–]speedwithteeth 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That sounds like a dream come true, faygo is so hard to find on the west coast. I was so happy when my fiance got me two big cases of redpop for christmas last year.

[–]wolfman1911 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Faygo Moon Mist? It's like they are trying to have the shittiest names imaginable, isn't it?

[–]Firedude953 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

"I DON'T WANT ANY FUCKING FAYGO YOU'RE THE FAYGO WHERE'S MY GODDAMN MOUNTAIN DEEEEEWWWW" - Francis

[–]BacillicideTheSecond 6ポイント7ポイント  (6子コメント)

There was this drink called faygo i just found out about at sheetz in like 15 different flavors and that shit was good as fuck

[–]generalgeorge95 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's not bad actually, I stick with Dr Pepper though, and no Mr Pibb is not ok.

[–]akmarksman 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ok,what if you only have the money for Dr.Lightning though?

[–]generalgeorge95 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I am not familiar with that one.. I know Dr. Thunder. Not a terrible substitute I suppose.

[–]Prinsessa 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah my bros love it. Not into icp, just the soda.

[–]keiyakins 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah seriously fuck icp for making it so I can't drink faygo without people assuming I'm in their little gang. They have this like strawberry pineapple one that is delicious.

[–]jenntasticxx 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Have you tried the cotton candy one? It's pretty good! Nothing beats rock n rye though!

[–]HingleMcCringle_ 96ポイント97ポイント  (8子コメント)

I kinda feels sorry for the kid in the pic. with what he did to himself, he set his life to failure.

[–]christophurr 39ポイント40ポイント  (1子コメント)

He probably doesn't care based on the way his arms are crossed

[–]Lomotograph 17ポイント18ポイント  (4子コメント)

I mostly agree. But if we're being realistic, I don't think this kid has done any irreparable damage yet, so this could just be a phase.

Sure he's overweight has a stupid haircut, mascara, and a few piercings, but take all that shit out, cut his hair and put him in a cardigan, I'm sure he'll probably still be able to fit into most of society.

However, the moment he goes full retard and gets ICP face tattoos, then he will have resolved himself to forever be a failure.

[–]Coul33t 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'm sorry, but what is ICP exactly ? When I google it, I find " Institut Catholique de Paris ", but it's not really what it is I guess.

[–]Lomotograph 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

ICP stands for Insane Clown Posse which is the band that this kid has on his shirt.

This band is basically a religion for trashy white neckbeard types. If you like laughing at those types of people and/or just marveling at their ridiculous lifestyle, you should watch this short doc: American Juggalo. It's freakin amazing. Warning: It's really really NSFW.

[–]rubbersoul16 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Insane clown possy

[–]Isagoge 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I guess that ICP doesn't refer to an analytical chemistry technique.

What does it mean?

[–]Shitty_Thesis 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's obviously miserable. Sad.

[–]vivalajt 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

I truly wonder where this guy is now.... And if he still rocks that sweet chinstrap.

[–]DoxxMeOnce 26ポイント27ポイント  (7子コメント)

Does loud sex

The fuck kind of phrasing is that?

[–]sstterry1 18ポイント19ポイント  (1子コメント)

What...you've never done loud sex?????

[–]DoxxMeOnce 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've done the loud sex many times... um... with m'ladies.

[–]Spin737 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

Probably should've said, "Does the loud sex..."

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_CORN_4chin army 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Gives the loud sex to her"

[–]ti_ni-po_ni 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

It is supposed to sound retarded, I think. It adds to the humour.

[–]SquirellHunter69 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Come on, friend, I did the loud sex on my lady friend just a fortnight ago

[–]Reddits_penis 543ポイント544ポイント  (130子コメント)

The fatter you get the more androgynous you become. If it weren't for the beard I wouldn't be able to tell what gender this ham is.

[–]Letracho 268ポイント269ポイント  (102子コメント)

/r/fatpeoplehate flashbacks lol.

[–]nlyles1 156ポイント157ポイント  (101子コメント)

I still miss it. Voat just isn't the same.

[–]Brobi_WanKenobi 111ポイント112ポイント  (21子コメント)

Voat is for 13 year olds who don't understand what "freedom of speech" means

[–]alekzander01 66ポイント67ポイント  (15子コメント)

Visited Voat in hopes for a reddit competetior so that both sites would try to offer the best

Saw Neo Nazis and Wehraboos everywhere, massive vote manipulation (big thread where they all upvoted themselves so that they could downvote, voat requires some upvotes before you can downvote)

Yeah, they [coontown] ruined it

[–]_pulsar 4ポイント5ポイント  (13子コメント)

Looking at their front page right now and there's nothing of the sort...

[–]alekzander01 7ポイント8ポイント  (11子コメント)

I believe they quarantined /v/coontown and /v/niggers now. But the users are still free to roam and spout their bullshit (I'm more outraged at the Wehraboos tbh)

[–]King_Naturion_The2nd 5ポイント6ポイント  (8子コメント)

What's a Wehraboo? Some sort of Neo Nazi?

[–]alekzander01 10ポイント11ポイント  (7子コメント)

German army equivalent of a Weaboo

People who worship the (WW2) Wehrmacht and claim they "were the greatest army ever" "had the best tanks ever" "could've won the war if hitler hadn't stabbed them in the back"

[–]pickelsurprise 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

"could've won the war if hitler hadn't stabbed them in the back"

So basically they're Hydra.

[–]hmunkey 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

I don't understand this argument... are they not aware of the American atomic bomb programme? Those bombs were originally designed to hit Germany, not Japan, and had Germany still been in the war at that point they would've been utterly annihilated. It really doesn't make a difference how good your army is if nukes are raining down on you.

[–]Batmanius7The beard Gotham deserves 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

but le glorious Tiger tank could've one shotted any Allied tank up until 1969 if it wasn't for Hitler's stupidity

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    [–]alekzander01 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    People who worship the German army from WW2 and spout stuff like "they were the greatest army ever" "Russians only won because of human waves" "tiger tank could beat a modern Abrams tank"

    [–]animeviolence -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    The front page is full of Islamophobia, ignorance about the migrant crisis, and references to the SJW boogieman that apparently controls discourse in Western society. It's a shit hole.

    [–]YoureLateToTheParty 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Lol @ people who make fun of fat people but get upset at people talking about how good an army could've been... be a little more sensitive lol

    [–]not_AtWorkRightNow 2ポイント3ポイント  (4子コメント)

    I think they had good intentions, and they had a brief opportunity, but they just couldn't execute it.

    [–]TEA-PARTY-WARRIORHow fortuitous our paths finally cross. 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

    They lost me when they banned content that wasn't illegal. Distasteful sure but I want a site with a strong commitment to freedom of expression and transparency. Barring that I'll stay where all the people are.

    Just my $0.02.

    [–]not_AtWorkRightNow 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Yeah, I think we need more free discussion of ideas, especially the ones that are unpalatable. Banning those ideas from discussion won't make them to away. It will just cause people to bottle them up and ultimately become Trump supporters.

    [–]FedoraBorealis 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

    What we need are popular platforms that forces those ideas to be critiqued and scrutinized. I'm not saying I disagree with reds it's model entirely, but the only way to get people to change their minds about shitty things is to force them to confront arguments against hem instead of sequestering themselves in an echo chamber that'll only reinforce what they think. I think a lot of communities on Reddit are not taken seriously and have been allowed to flourish and grow in their own protected bubbles like the red pill and transphobic/racist sites.

    [–]not_AtWorkRightNow 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This is exactly right. You will never silence all the nutjobs either. Those ideas are going to be floating around no matter what you do. That's why I am also vehemently opposed to the idea of banning SRS when I see that idea mentioned. Banning subreddits is not going to create better discussion, it's just going to lead to a Facebook/Buzzfeed kind of environment where all the content is totally benign and unoriginal so that no one gets all riled up.

    I think to pointed out the main problem is when those ideas get pushed into an echo chamber. That's when problems really happen and that's exactly what trying to ban ideas will get you.

    [–]Jewrusalem 32ポイント33ポイント  (2子コメント)

    That also goes for age. A morbidly obese fourteen year-old is often indiscernible from one aged forty.

    [–]Helios-Apollo 21ポイント22ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Is that what you told the judge?

    [–]Jewrusalem -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I don't abide by the legal system because they make you swear by a low-fantasy tome of fiction. I was Aslan (fuck CS Lewis fuck Christ) to those boys

    [–]mrpopenfresh 52ポイント53ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Word, the plump type with small upward noses can swing both ways.

    [–]TotesMessenger 23ポイント24ポイント  (7子コメント)

    I'm a bot, bleep, bloop. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit:

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    [–]Brobi_WanKenobi 75ポイント76ポイント  (4子コメント)

    lol fuck off SRS

    [–]KuribohGirl 24ポイント25ポイント  (2子コメント)

    We've got SRS and SRD now. Yay us!

    [–]Brobi_WanKenobi 30ポイント31ポイント  (1子コメント)

    What a day, can't wait to tell all this to my waifu pillow when I get home tonight

    [–]KuribohGirl 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I'm gonna tell my MLP collection of around 40 ponies! Right after I kiss my pinkie pie plushie!

    [–]LelEmEnOhPee 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It's been 2 hours and there's one post, and it's in favour of the comment. It seem like SRS doesn't give a shit. Probably because it's a fat white guy.

    Edit: Positive comments gone.

    [–]trecht 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Social justice warriors to the rescue! M'lady

    [–]Reddits_penis 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Lol fucking finally!

    [–]mhc-ask 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Could be a chick with PCOS.

    [–]StephBGreat 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Can confirm. I have a female cousin who looks like this. Although, she wouldn't wear anything but black, so I know this isn't her.

    [–]shennenali -4ポイント-3ポイント  (1子コメント)

    hating fat people

    /r/justneckbeardthings

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      [–]LegokingHalf Juggalo half Brony 41ポイント42ポイント  (12子コメント)

      Shit son, first it was the Bronies v Juggalos poster, and now this? Juggalos are no longer safe on this sub, despite being enlightened by our lifetime of skipping church!

      [–]Themole2114I'm here to prove you wrong. 9ポイント10ポイント  (8子コメント)

      Bronies vs Juggalos poster? I need to see this.

      [–]dont_fear_the_memer 14ポイント15ポイント  (7子コメント)

      https://www.reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings/comments/3o7fjn/gentlesirs_let_us_gather/

      -dftm

      [–]Themole2114I'm here to prove you wrong. 25ポイント26ポイント  (2子コメント)

      God is dead and we killed him.

      [–]HingleMcCringle_ 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

      or maybe he never existed (tip)

      edit: extra tip

      [–]Themole2114I'm here to prove you wrong. 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

      You're right! How could I ever believe those fun[DIE] lies!

      [–]wOlfLisK 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I firmly believe people should be allowed and even encouraged to watch and listen to whatever they want no matter who the target audience is or how dumb other people think it is but holy shit, someone should really shoot whoever made that poster.

      [–]bunker_man 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Whoever wins... we lose.

      [–]le_b0mb 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I feel like it was deliberately put under that abused kids poster

      [–]curryest_george -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      You do realize how redundant it is to sign every comment you make on your account with your initials right...

      [–]bl1y 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Under the reddit rules, if you don't feel like this is a safe place to express yourself, you've just been harassed and the post needs to be removed.

      [–]Prinsessa 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Please link this poster immediately

      [–]heyeyeyey 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      It's posted in the comment above you

      [–]YoungestOldGuy 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Is that a man or a woman?

      [–]Murderlol 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Is that a troll from witcher 3?

      [–]Doctor_Arkham 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Does loud sex

      10/10

      [–]HitachinoBia 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I bet terry does big cums.

      [–]Snakeoilsage 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I think you need to be more concerned with the fact that you have a head for a face.

      [–]adamskill 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I know it's a neckbeard, but what species is it?

      [–]varnalama 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Kind of looks like Po from Kung Fu Panda.

      [–]chrismatt999 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

      What in the hell is that thing?

      [–]Hammerhart 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

      Come on guys. We should know the difference between goth and neckbeard.

      [–]Tankjones2 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Could be a Juggalo before its final form. I wouldn't rule it out.

      [–]Hammerhart 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Oh shit, didn't even see the shirt. Definitely a juggalo.

      [–]HughJorgens 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Wow, a fat, pissed off Goth kid, do you know how rare those are?

      [–]Polyneophite 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Terry couldn't catch my mountain dew if it was holding still inside the fridge.

      [–]PhireKitten 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Am I the only one who sees that part of his skull appears to be missing?

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        [–]TheTvsLeaking 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

        What's up with the inside out umbrella In the back ground?

        [–]Beta-7 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I think it's a satelite dish.

        [–]Fastfalkie 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

        I wish there was a "where are they now" for these kind of people.

        [–]ajcut5 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        This kid definitely keeps a 2 liter of Mountain Dew in his locker

        [–]WillyJayHuddy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        It's hard to believe that that's an actual human being

        [–]clevernotcleaver 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Scary terry!

        [–]TakeOffYourMaskDoritos! Checkmate, fundies 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

        More emo/punk than neckbeard.

        [–]scarredbirdjrr 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Nah, more like an emo neck-beard

        [–]nadiaface 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Ok this is just fucking sad. Like what the shit, somebody help that person get a haircut.

        [–]ShowMeWhatchuGot 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Welcome to your nightmare, bitch!

        [–]MrDoctorSmartyPants 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        That could be a girl with a beard. Even with a beard it doesn't look male.

        [–]J_U_D_G_E 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        This guy looks like a super fucked-up version of the HulkBuster

        [–]cottonfbaby 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Once again this is a juggalo not a neckbeard, and they drink faygo not mountain dew

        [–]pilezer 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        He looks like a possessed panda

        [–]iPuddled 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        He reminds me of a pandaren from wow

        [–]iPuddled 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        He reminds me of a pandaren from wow

        [–]Bihron 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Is it even human?

        [–]ChatanoogaJim -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Oh lord.

        This kid...

        [–]kanyekult -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

        i miss r/fatpeoplehate

        [–]KINGERtheCLOWN -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Holy shit, this made me laugh.

        [–]Masenko_UK -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

        The man they couldn't hang!

        [–]jaguilar94 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

        This is what I imagine all the mods from upvoted not because girl look like.

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