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Fuck you, Terry. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]jonfromdelocated 154ポイント155ポイント  (10子コメント)

That's a sweet haircut.

[–]PyschoMonkey 180ポイント181ポイント  (5子コメント)

Neckbeard: "Mom give me something edgy and goth"

Mom: "...Ok sweetie"

[–]Tainted_Bruh 144ポイント145ポイント  (3子コメント)

Mom: "...Ok sweetie" "Got you, fam"

Get it? mother? fam? hahaha!

haha

ha...

 

I'llseemyselfout...

[–]HingleMcCringle_ 29ポイント30ポイント  (0子コメント)

no, come back. It was actually pretty funny.

[–]dylanrush 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I chortled at this comment.

[–]Haematobic 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/justfuckmyshitup

[–]freudsaidiwasfine 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looks like he tried to get Itachi's hair.

[–]sin_sin_salad_bin 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What do we call that? Forehead beard? Forehead tail?

[–]idontcareforkarma 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

looks like a haircut i had in fable 1

[–]PerturbedBrett 222ポイント223ポイント  (36子コメント)

I see an ICP shirt. I imagine he drank all his Fago(spelling?), not his Mountain Dew.

[–]grayfox2713 125ポイント126ポイント  (19子コメント)

It's faygo.

[–]PerturbedBrett 10ポイント11ポイント  (11子コメント)

Thanks. Too lazy to edit, the original will stay in all its glory.

[–]calkeo 92ポイント93ポイント  (10子コメント)

Too lazy to edit, yet you wrote that comment

[–]NEM3S1SLove me tendie 58ポイント59ポイント  (6子コメント)

Gotta rake in that sweet karma.

[–]generalgeorge95 2ポイント3ポイント  (4子コメント)

You can trade karma in for sexual favors if you find the right subreddit.

[–]Connavarr64 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

That's awful. Which ones?

[–]SuperMayonnaise 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah what subs... because I need to know what they are so I can avoid them.

[–]chromesitar 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/karmawhores

[–]JacksonBigDog 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

you can't trade karma for Mountain Dew, tho

[–]calkeo 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sweet sweet karma

[–]JoshuMertensProfessional Maymaylord 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

We call it "Royal" in my country

[–]Rock_Carlos -2ポイント-1ポイント  (4子コメント)

Yet, I've only heard it pronounced "fag-o." I don't get it.

[–]mikeysof 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

I always thought it was pronounced fay-go. But I'm in UK and have never bought / tried it so I don't know.

[–]kacellirk 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Michigander here, you're right, it's fay-go

[–]stoveaway 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Faggo?

[–]bug1148 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

relevant

[–]One_pop_each 14ポイント15ポイント  (6子コメント)

Faygo Moon Mist is the Mountain Dew flavored one.

Pop flavored like pop.

[–]tehpwnmstr 3ポイント4ポイント  (4子コメント)

for my buddys 21st we bought him like 3 handles of vodka and a 2 liter of every flavor faygo they make.

[–]Themackten 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Buying faygo... Not buying the 3 litres...

[–]KuribohGirl 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

first point

second point

[–]tehpwnmstr 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

We only could find a 3 liter of grape, incidentally and chose consistency

[–]speedwithteeth 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That sounds like a dream come true, faygo is so hard to find on the west coast. I was so happy when my fiance got me two big cases of redpop for christmas last year.

[–]wolfman1911 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Faygo Moon Mist? It's like they are trying to have the shittiest names imaginable, isn't it?

[–]metromin 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good observation. I live in Metro Detroit and it wasn't easy drinking a Faygo without being called a Juggalo. Bitch I'm poor, not ignored by my parents.

[–]Firedude953 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

"I DON'T WANT ANY FUCKING FAYGO YOU'RE THE FAYGO WHERE'S MY GODDAMN MOUNTAIN DEEEEEWWWW" - Francis

[–]BacillicideTheSecond 5ポイント6ポイント  (6子コメント)

There was this drink called faygo i just found out about at sheetz in like 15 different flavors and that shit was good as fuck

[–]generalgeorge95 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's not bad actually, I stick with Dr Pepper though, and no Mr Pibb is not ok.

[–]akmarksman 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ok,what if you only have the money for Dr.Lightning though?

[–]generalgeorge95 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I am not familiar with that one.. I know Dr. Thunder. Not a terrible substitute I suppose.

[–]Prinsessa 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah my bros love it. Not into icp, just the soda.

[–]keiyakins 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah seriously fuck icp for making it so I can't drink faygo without people assuming I'm in their little gang. They have this like strawberry pineapple one that is delicious.

[–]jenntasticxx 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Have you tried the cotton candy one? It's pretty good! Nothing beats rock n rye though!

[–]hellenkellermomentDank Lord 25ポイント26ポイント  (3子コメント)

Terry sounds like a real mother fucking g.

[–]SquirellHunter69 16ポイント17ポイント  (2子コメント)

Nothing like looking some failure dead in the eye and thinking "I just used your mom's body like an amusement park ride."

[–]n1c0_ds 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

I am horrified by this comment. I mean... hot damn...

[–]SquirellHunter69 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

They kicked me until they'd made a predator. Then, they ran.

[–]HingleMcCringle_ 66ポイント67ポイント  (2子コメント)

I kinda feels sorry for the kid in the pic. with what he did to himself, he set his life to failure.

[–]christophurr 24ポイント25ポイント  (0子コメント)

He probably doesn't care based on the way his arms are crossed

[–]Shitty_Thesis 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's obviously miserable. Sad.

[–]vivalajt 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

I truly wonder where this guy is now.... And if he still rocks that sweet chinstrap.

[–]Reddits_penis 420ポイント421ポイント  (94子コメント)

The fatter you get the more androgynous you become. If it weren't for the beard I wouldn't be able to tell what gender this ham is.

[–]Letracho 183ポイント184ポイント  (73子コメント)

/r/fatpeoplehate flashbacks lol.

[–]nlyles1 95ポイント96ポイント  (72子コメント)

I still miss it. Voat just isn't the same.

[–]Brobi_WanKenobi 54ポイント55ポイント  (3子コメント)

Voat is for 13 year olds who don't understand what "freedom of speech" means

[–]alekzander01 30ポイント31ポイント  (2子コメント)

Visited Voat in hopes for a reddit competetior so that both sites would try to offer the best

Saw Neo Nazis and Wehraboos everywhere, massive vote manipulation (big thread where they all upvoted themselves so that they could downvote, voat requires some upvotes before you can downvote)

Yeah, they [coontown] ruined it

[–]_pulsar 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Looking at their front page right now and there's nothing of the sort...

[–]alekzander01 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I believe they quarantined /v/coontown and /v/niggers now. But the users are still free to roam and spout their bullshit (I'm more outraged at the Wehraboos tbh)

[–]Jewrusalem 29ポイント30ポイント  (2子コメント)

That also goes for age. A morbidly obese fourteen year-old is often indiscernible from one aged forty.

[–]Helios-Apollo 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

Is that what you told the judge?

[–]Jewrusalem 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't abide by the legal system because they make you swear by a low-fantasy tome of fiction. I was Aslan (fuck CS Lewis fuck Christ) to those boys

[–]mrpopenfresh 52ポイント53ポイント  (0子コメント)

Word, the plump type with small upward noses can swing both ways.

[–]TotesMessenger 17ポイント18ポイント  (7子コメント)

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[–]Brobi_WanKenobi 41ポイント42ポイント  (4子コメント)

lol fuck off SRS

[–]KuribohGirl 15ポイント16ポイント  (2子コメント)

We've got SRS and SRD now. Yay us!

[–]Brobi_WanKenobi 21ポイント22ポイント  (1子コメント)

What a day, can't wait to tell all this to my waifu pillow when I get home tonight

[–]KuribohGirl 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm gonna tell my MLP collection of around 40 ponies! Right after I kiss my pinkie pie plushie!

[–]LelEmEnOhPee 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's been 2 hours and there's one post, and it's in favour of the comment. It seem like SRS doesn't give a shit. Probably because it's a fat white guy.

Edit: Positive comments gone.

[–]Reddits_penis 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lol fucking finally!

[–]trecht 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Social justice warriors to the rescue! M'lady

[–]StephBGreat 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can confirm. I have a female cousin who looks like this. Although, she wouldn't wear anything but black, so I know this isn't her.

[–]DoxxMeOnce 17ポイント18ポイント  (7子コメント)

Does loud sex

The fuck kind of phrasing is that?

[–]sstterry1 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

What...you've never done loud sex?????

[–]DoxxMeOnce 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've done the loud sex many times... um... with m'ladies.

[–]Spin737 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

Probably should've said, "Does the loud sex..."

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_CORN_4chin army 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Gives the loud sex to her"

[–]SquirellHunter69 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Come on, friend, I did the loud sex on my lady friend just a fortnight ago

[–]ti_ni-po_ni 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

It is supposed to sound retarded, I think. It adds to the humour.

[–]LegokingHalf Juggalo half Brony 34ポイント35ポイント  (11子コメント)

Shit son, first it was the Bronies v Juggalos poster, and now this? Juggalos are no longer safe on this sub, despite being enlightened by our lifetime of skipping church!

[–]Themole2114I'm here to prove you wrong. 9ポイント10ポイント  (7子コメント)

Bronies vs Juggalos poster? I need to see this.

[–]dont_fear_the_memer 11ポイント12ポイント  (6子コメント)

https://www.reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings/comments/3o7fjn/gentlesirs_let_us_gather/

-dftm

[–]Themole2114I'm here to prove you wrong. 21ポイント22ポイント  (2子コメント)

God is dead and we killed him.

[–]HingleMcCringle_ 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

or maybe he never existed (tip)

edit: extra tip

[–]Themole2114I'm here to prove you wrong. 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

You're right how could I ever believe those fun[DIE] lies!

[–]bunker_man 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Whoever wins... we lose.

[–]le_b0mb 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I feel like it was deliberately put under that abused kids poster

[–]curryest_george -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You do realize how redundant it is to sign every comment you make on your account with your initials right...

[–]bl1y 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Under the reddit rules, if you don't feel like this is a safe place to express yourself, you've just been harassed and the post needs to be removed.

[–]Prinsessa 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Please link this poster immediately

[–]heyeyeyey 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's posted in the comment above you

[–]YoungestOldGuy 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

Is that a man or a woman?

[–]Murderlol 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is that a troll from witcher 3?

[–]adamskill 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I know it's a neckbeard, but what species is it?

[–]Snakeoilsage 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think you need to be more concerned with the fact that you have a head for a face.

[–]varnalama 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Kind of looks like Po from Kung Fu Panda.

[–]Doctor_Arkham 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Does loud sex

10/10

[–]Polyneophite 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Terry couldn't catch my mountain dew if it was holding still inside the fridge.

[–]PhireKitten 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Am I the only one who sees that part of his skull appears to be missing?

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    [–]TheTvsLeaking 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    What's up with the inside out umbrella In the back ground?

    [–]Beta-7 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I think it's a satelite dish.

    [–]Fastfalkie 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I wish there was a "where are they now" for these kind of people.

    [–]ajcut5 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This kid definitely keeps a 2 liter of Mountain Dew in his locker

    [–]WillyJayHuddy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It's hard to believe that that's an actual human being

    [–]clevernotcleaver 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Scary terry!

    [–]HitachinoBia 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I bet terry does big cums.

    [–]TakeOffYourMaskDoritos! Checkmate, fundies 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    More emo/punk than neckbeard.

    [–]scarredbirdjrr 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Nah, more like an emo neck-beard

    [–]nadiaface 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Ok this is just fucking sad. Like what the shit, somebody help that person get a haircut.

    [–]jaguilar94 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This is what I imagine all the mods from upvoted not because girl look like.

    [–]ShowMeWhatchuGot 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Welcome to your nightmare, bitch!

    [–]MrDoctorSmartyPants 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That could be a girl with a beard. Even with a beard it doesn't look male.

    [–]chrismatt999 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    What in the hell is that thing?

    [–]kanyekult -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    i miss r/fatpeoplehate

    [–]ChatanoogaJim -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Oh lord.

    This kid...

    [–]Masenko_UK -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    The man they couldn't hang!

    [–]KINGERtheCLOWN -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Holy shit, this made me laugh.