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[–]realkrauswife 2062ポイント2063ポイント  (170子コメント)

i... i took the road less travelled... and it was slippery.

[–]Smeeee 882ポイント883ポイント  (72子コメント)

But I still have my pride.

[–]Summerie 383ポイント384ポイント  (65子コメント)

I'm not lion.

[–]connormantoast 249ポイント250ポイント  (56子コメント)

But you could be a cheetah.

[–]avidworks 117ポイント118ポイント  (26子コメント)

Found the Bostonian

[–]southernbenz 60ポイント61ポイント  (22子コメント)

What a Masshole.

[–]bluefoot55 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Sawx Nation! Brady's no cheetah!

[–]craig88888888 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn right, hey hows ya motha.

[–]tomuchcheese 66ポイント67ポイント  (24子コメント)

y'all need to stop with the puns. right meow.

[–]poopin12 71ポイント72ポイント  (17子コメント)

why? I have a feline we're just getting started

[–]Polarse 50ポイント51ポイント  (15子コメント)

don't get catty with me

[–]donutsalad 22ポイント23ポイント  (13子コメント)

Why not? Our relationship bond is so strong that even our most heated arguments wont pardus.

[–]Styrak 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Do I look like a cat to you? Jumping all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?

[–]major84 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

1 .... 9 more to go

[–]Cheeze_It 190ポイント191ポイント  (84子コメント)

You know the difference between a blond man and a blonde woman right?

Blonde woman has a higher sperm count.

edit:

I'm dumb

[–]Yobystra 16ポイント17ポイント  (13子コメント)

I don't get the joke. Sorry if I'm slow.

[–]frosteeze 83ポイント84ポイント  (10子コメント)

Loads of semen in her vagina.

[–]antonious13 52ポイント53ポイント  (8子コメント)

And stomach.

[–]krelin 53ポイント54ポイント  (7子コメント)

And hair.

[–]Rulebreaking 43ポイント44ポイント  (6子コメント)

And rectum.

[–]sisonp 108ポイント109ポイント  (4子コメント)

And my axe!

[–]Trajer 17ポイント18ポイント  (2子コメント)

One day, I will be in a thread at the right place and right time to post this.

...one day...

[–]TheDanSandwich 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

But today is not this day.

[–]rattlemebones 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Even when I am, I'm do dumb to think to put it in. Or worse, I ham fist it into a reply where it only works marginally at best and get down voted to hell.

[–]squarebore 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

Found the blond woman.

[–]DrZedMD 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The Hammer is my penis.

[–]Deadmeat553 83ポイント84ポイント  (63子コメント)

Fyi: Men are actually "blond", and women are "blonde"

[–]Cheeze_It 107ポイント108ポイント  (20子コメント)

TIL....

Didn't know there was a difference....

Changing original post.

Thank you.

[–]VintageSin 79ポイント80ポイント  (19子コメント)

There isn't a real difference in English. The word came from French so we use both. It's kinda of like fiance and fiancee.

[–]TheEclipsed 99ポイント100ポイント  (23子コメント)

That's technically not right, either. Blond can be an adjective or a noun for a man with blond hair. Blonde is a noun for a woman with blond hair.

Blond man. Blond woman. Blond hair. A blond (if talking about a man). A blonde (if talking about a woman).

The blond/blonde difference originates from masculine/feminine in french, but blond is an adjective is indifferent.

[–]novaskyd 9ポイント10ポイント  (4子コメント)

Confirmed. Worked as editor for 2 years (and took French). This is the English rule, at least in American English. Male/female is the French rule.

[–]awful_source 18ポイント19ポイント  (3子コメント)

Well I worked as a redditor for 2 years and I think you're incorrect!

[–]phantomshitter28 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

Relevant user name.

[–]13speed 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Hey, which one of you jerks took the enormous dump on the dining room table last night?

Lookin' at you, /u/phantomshitter28.

[–]pineappleparty_ 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

don't care about all this, but i love blondies (those yellow brownies)

[–]theCodeLessTravelled 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I took the code less travelled by, and that has made all the bugs...

[–]Blake326 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Just mentioning an inkling of something related to Robert Frost makes me wanna read all of his work again. I love that beautiful bastard.

[–]SealCub-ClubbingClub 369ポイント370ポイント  (18子コメント)

Scar, brother, help me!

[–]ventilatorminer 69ポイント70ポイント  (14子コメント)

To soon man... To soon...

[–]Jucoy 89ポイント90ポイント  (11子コメント)

It's been 22 years dude.

[–]SexyBelligerence 49ポイント50ポイント  (3子コメント)

Jeeeez I'm so old

[–]notstarboard 15ポイント16ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'm a year younger than the movie and I'm still feeling it. Damn.

[–]phatskat 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Git outta hear, damn children!

shuffles off in a bathrobe

flip flops

greying hair

smokey everything

half drunk, farting A LOT

Welcome to 29!

[–]DiminutiveGiant 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

You threw me for a loop there as I was sure it came out when I was born, its a little over 21 years man.

[–]OttieandEddie 165ポイント166ポイント  (13子コメント)

I wonder if the blonde finally got up there and then slid down the rock wall....

[–]HeyFlo 70ポイント71ポイント  (3子コメント)

I work in a preschool and they ALL want to climb the slide and slide down the rock wall. You can't tell them!

[–]sisonp 75ポイント76ポイント  (1子コメント)

Stupid crib midgets

[–]dj_destroyer 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Can't tell me nothin!" - Kanye Puss

[–]pighalf 1024ポイント1025ポイント  (48子コメント)

What kind of fucked up dogs are those?

[–]MrIste 1067ポイント1068ポイント  (28子コメント)

[–]Flinkergut 8ポイント9ポイント  (6子コメント)

god i fucking love that movie

[–]svvd 1ポイント2ポイント  (5子コメント)

What movie is it?

[–]scarylunatic 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

The character is Borat, played by Sacha Baron Cohen on TV and in one film. I don't think this specific scene is from the Borat movie though. It is.

[–]Conkeldurr 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

"What is this?"

"Cheese."

"And what is this?"

"That's cheese."

"What about this?"

"Cheese."

"And what is this?"

"That's cheese."

[–]casualpocahontas 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I must be having a really long day at work because this really made me chuckle.

[–]boot2skull 124ポイント125ポイント  (14子コメント)

You can tell it's a cat because the way it is.

[–]thedeaux 8ポイント9ポイント  (8子コメント)

r/tautology is calling

[–]CornflakeJustice 9ポイント10ポイント  (7子コメント)

Would a tautology for that read "you can tell is a cat because it's a cat. "?

[–]thedeaux 30ポイント31ポイント  (4子コメント)

that also works. It's only not a tautology if it isn't a tautology

[–]flagcaptured 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

My brain fizzled a little.

[–]IAMA_YOU_AMA 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

your brain fizzled a little because your brain fizzled a little.

[–]passivelyaggressiver 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

They don't think it be like it is, but it do. Because it do.

[–]StezzerLolz 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's certainly a pleonasm.

[–]Clarksonism 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

"Do ya like dags?"

[–]disturbed286 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh.

Doooogs.

Sure, I like dags. I like caravans more.

[–]_GD5_ 48ポイント49ポイント  (2子コメント)

Go watch kids in a playground. They ALL try to go up the slide. What's the fun in going up some stairs?

[–]hrkristian 47ポイント48ポイント  (0子コメント)

I always did it for the challenge, because fuck stairs.

Back then slides were metal sheets as well so they got hot as lava for extra points.

[–]jmdxsvhs15 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

I suspect I probably shouldn't go to the park and stare at other people's children, though.

[–]TheBushong 135ポイント136ポイント  (30子コメント)

[–]sarais 45ポイント46ポイント  (26子コメント)

I miss Blade

[–]edisito9 34ポイント35ポイント  (20子コメント)

He might be coming back, he's in talks with marvel about doing future blade movies

[–]Jorumvar 46ポイント47ポイント  (13子コメント)

Well he needs to make more money so he can not pay taxes to the government

[–]Boomscake 54ポイント55ポイント  (11子コメント)

I don't care what mistakes he has made.

I enjoyed the hell out of the blade movies, and want more.

[–]Jorumvar 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

same! They were fucking awesome

Was just a joke about the tax evasion thing, I couldnt care less

[–]jianthekorean 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

I think it'd be cool if they did a Blade series on Netflix.

[–]prophetofgreed 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fun fact, Marvel has the rights back for Blade. So maybe some day...

[–]MrDoradus 35ポイント36ポイント  (3子コメント)

"These stairs aren't working, but I'm no quitter."

[–]PainMatrix 192ポイント193ポイント  (47子コメント)

[–]Shitty_GIF_Appears 343ポイント344ポイント  (28子コメント)

[–]Dont_Ban_Me_Br0 197ポイント198ポイント  (20子コメント)

[–]Brycery91 24ポイント25ポイント  (16子コメント)

That was incredibly well done

[–]peanutbuttahcups 9ポイント10ポイント  (10子コメント)

This and the reverse stair-sliding one are my favorite.

[–]Denglish_kid 3ポイント4ポイント  (9子コメント)

Link?

[–]peanutbuttahcups 12ポイント13ポイント  (8子コメント)

Lol, I almost sent an NSFW link I had copied in my clipboard. Here's the correct one: https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-cPB5w3t6x4Q/T0BqfWRozdI/AAAAAAAADNE/60P7SuKE1ew/s800/stairs.gif

And a new one I found in my search: http://i.imgur.com/tFtzAFz.gif

[–]ernie-kun 7ポイント8ポイント  (7子コメント)

...could I have the NSFW link too please?

[–]peanutbuttahcups 15ポイント16ポイント  (6子コメント)

Lol, I knew someone would ask. I saw this just today, and I found it hilarious, like that Hulk and Black Widow gif. http://gfycat.com/SentimentalNaughtyBalloonfish

[–]snakepaws 5ポイント6ポイント  (4子コメント)

Hulk and Black Widow gif? Listen, stop setting us up to go deeper.

[–]RPDota 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Comment for later use.

[–]SmarterThenYew 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Definitely my favorite one.

[–]terpin 35ポイント36ポイント  (12子コメント)

Hey now, he made it to the bottom just fine!

[–]PainMatrix 305ポイント306ポイント  (11子コメント)

[–]Jenxa 110ポイント111ポイント  (2子コメント)

D:

[–]AssumeTheFetal 40ポイント41ポイント  (1子コメント)

Thats just bad planning on the placement of that slide. What was the park thinking?

[–]bguy030 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

Probably nothing, for it is a park.

[–]TrynaSleep 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Y-you monster... ಠ_ಠ

[–]OfAnthony 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

This reminds me so much of Tom & Jerry!

[–]Springpeen 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bit Killer Jones over here...

[–]TheLittleGoodWolf 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

No that is the proper use of a slide. Unless you are saying that the cat managed to climb that high up before sliding down again, which is just downright impressive.

[–]DWillows 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

let's be honest, it's waaayyy more fun to try to climb up the slide.

[–]DaddysPeePee 251ポイント252ポイント  (14子コメント)

Trying to think of a comment with the perfect mix of racism and misogyny.

Edit: Must somehow incorporate Cecil the lion.

[–]DoWhile 65ポイント66ポイント  (9子コメント)

Edit: Must somehow incorporate Cecil the lion.

That's where you went wrong: you should incorporate the thing about how these animals aren't meant to be domesticated pets.

Edit: I guess everyone missed the /s part... damnit.

[–]mrshatnertoyou 49ポイント50ポイント  (56子コメント)

Panthers are amazing climbers but I feel like the lion was given the short end of the stick on this one.

[–]nikofeyn 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

well technically a lion is a panther. but lions lack the flexibility in their paw/wrist to be able to climb well. they can sometimes climb up, but they have a great difficulty climbing down because their paw and wrist doesn't bend back far enough to make the climb down. their weight doesn't help them either.

i forget, but i think there is a pretty serious anatomical difference between say a leopard's wrist and a lion's.

[–]marsman1000 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

You know I have the funniest image of the fire department helping a lion out of a tree.

[–]nikofeyn 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

lol. that's an awesome and hilarious thought.

[–]Jorumvar 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

CAN I PLAY WITH THE BABY KITTIES PLEASE?!

[–]crampedlicense 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Could you imagine how amazing it would be if they stayed that size forever?

[–]dangermousejnr 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

Bagheera, showing up Simba once again...

"Hey Simba, if you could climb like this, maybe your dad wouldn't have died!"

[–]filmfiend999 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

The slide is high but I'm hooolding on...

  • Blondie

[–]GoofyPoltergeist 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm not the kinda cat who gives up juuust like thaaaat. Oh Nooo-oh!

[–]Muppetude 51ポイント52ポイント  (27子コメント)

Always bet on black.

[–]Higher_Primate 102ポイント103ポイント  (23子コメント)

Unless it's a game of "who can stay outta jail the longest"

[–]KinkadesNightmare 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Why the fuck you lion? Why you always lion?

[–]specXeno 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

oh lord. i didnt even notice that i had the tune of Too Close playing in the background of my head until this comment

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_TITS_GIRL 20ポイント21ポイント  (10子コメント)

[–]benkauf711 16ポイント17ポイント  (8子コメント)

Do you also accept male tits?

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_TITS_GIRL 22ポイント23ポイント  (6子コメント)

[–]peanutbuttahcups 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_TITS_GIRL 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Could you imagine what reddit would look like with usernames that long? Imgur allows you to have about 250 char user name but you can only comment 140 char.

[–]peanutbuttahcups 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

250 character limit on imgur? I wouldn't even know what to do with that.

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_TITS_GIRL 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yup. Some names are absolutely ridiculous.

[–]Kaizerina 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck right off.

[–]Fightless 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Is that a dog or a cat?!?!"

Camera moves to lion

wat

[–]saba1983 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I would pet the hell out of their little tummies.

[–]boipinoi604 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

so blondes cannot figure out a way in but blacks are scaling the wall. interesting.

[–]zootalors66 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

seems like basic thought process difference, the lions have always run down their prey and jaguars are climbers?

[–]danniro 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Well, small children also make that mistake, sooo

[–]santooshi 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Our relationship bond is so strong that even our most heated arguments wont pardus

[–]Ciaan_ 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is from BlackJaguarWhiteTiger 's instagram website: http://www.blackjaguarwhitetiger.org/index.html Instagram: https://instagram.com/blackjaguarwhitetiger/

He dropped his life to raise a baby jaguar cub. It has now snowballed into him setting up his own sanctuary full with big cats!

[–]burnSMACKER 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

Wow! Those baby killing machines are so cute!

[–]wormee 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

THAT'S RACIST!

[–]Monstertruck_Gnar 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Where does everyone that posts these gifs get to play with tigers, pumas, ocelots, bears and lions?!

[–]grubas 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Obviously he needs a beanie, a bag of weed, and somebody below him going, "yeah bro, you got it, yeah!"

[–]LovelyTMcBee 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I believe that's from Black Jaguar White Tiger.