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[–]quiteintriguing 587ポイント588ポイント  (59子コメント)

Strong "get fucked" expression. Reminds me of that cat.

[–]hungoverlord 108ポイント109ポイント  (52子コメント)

man i wish i could find the cat you're talking about.

[–]krkhans 270ポイント271ポイント  (14子コメント)

[–]Thetravelingboy 28ポイント29ポイント  (0子コメント)

Grafics cat has never heard of mercy.

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 28ポイント29ポイント  (8子コメント)

[–]CosbysSleepyTimeTea 34ポイント35ポイント  (6子コメント)

Somebody needs to punch that fucking girl in the face

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

I want to pick her up, shake her violently, then throw her over my head and see how she likes it.

[–]Plutoisgreat 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Understand what dark, demonic repercussions may ensue, for punching a "girl" summoning lord "hip-hop the pop" is a critical offense.

[–]Ucantalas 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

...that cat looks like a younger, gentler Wilford Brimley.

[–]MundaneInternetGuy 73ポイント74ポイント  (10子コメント)

Just Google "cat". 90% of the time they have a "get fucked" expression on.

[–]GoddamnBonafide 26ポイント27ポイント  (9子コメント)

I saw your comment at was at 58 upvotes and 58 minutes and then refreshed a bit later and it was 59 upvotes in 1 hour so I upvoted you to 60 upvotes in 1hour/60 minutes and that's about the most exciting thing that's happened all day

[–]BoZzTr4veler 9ポイント10ポイント  (5子コメント)

And for being such a good sport i just upvoted you to 8 at the 8 monute mark. Keep up the good work. Btw this wasn't the most exciting thing today thankfully.

[–]i6uuaq 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I saw you at 16 points after 15 minutes, so I had to downvote you.

Nothing personal, you understand?

[–]So-Cal-Mountain-Man 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The sad thing is I completely understand that weird obsessive thinking.

[–]ziggy000001 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't worry. I saw you were at 22 points at 21 minutes so I down voted you. I'll wait a minute and remove the down vote. Then another minute and up vote. This us so exciting.

[–]GlueGuns--Cool 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The thing about that is I was cat before I put on the shirt

[–]Cosmci 122ポイント123ポイント  (17子コメント)

No one cared who I was.... Until I put on the shirt..

[–]honey_I_shot_the_kid 105ポイント106ポイント  (9子コメント)

[–]dnew 204ポイント205ポイント  (17子コメント)

"Do these pants make my ass look fat?"

"Not at all!"

"That's sweet of you."

"It's your ass that makes your ass look fat."

[–]FixWizard 133ポイント134ポイント  (8子コメント)

Its 2015 now it would go like

"Do these pants make my ass look fat?"

"Not at all!"

"Oh wtf are you saying I have a flat ass omfg"

"Wat."

[–]bostonshroomery 157ポイント158ポイント  (4子コメント)

"Do these pants make my ass look fat"

"Hell yeah"

"Thanks boo"

[–]ShabbyOrange 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

”I feel my arse looks fat in these pants, give me a compliment" ... "You have perfect eye sight"

[–]thecackster 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

"OMG body shaming" FTFY

[–]thefreezingvoid 7ポイント8ポイント  (6子コメント)

Fat is relative. One person fat is another persons skinny. Your ass currently resides in two states. Schrodinger's Fat.

Edit: I realize this is not the correct usage of Schrodinger's quandary.

[–]nightwing2024 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Your ass currently resides in two states.

Yeah, California and New York.

[–]Zubalo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was going to down vote you but then you admitted your mistake with an edit so I gave you an up vote to help with the potential rain of down votes you could be getting.

[–]dnew 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Small, Medium, Large, Extra Large, and Oh My God It's Coming This Way.

[–]touchedbyamallangel 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

No, no my ass is tiny by any ones standards.

I eat so much food why cant I keep on any weight jesus shit.

[–]b1ak3 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn girl, that's one fine superposition you've got goin' on there...

[–]piersmorganschin 251ポイント252ポイント  (69子コメント)

Is this the kid from the vines? He's hilarious, saw him ages ago but can't remember his name

[–]jkhockey15 85ポイント86ポイント  (2子コメント)

Oh I'm sorry I didn't see you there, I was to busy mmmmmm blockin out the haterz.

[–]Billyblox 154ポイント155ポイント  (50子コメント)

He was funny but he sold out & is incredibly unfunny Now.

The 6 seconds of fame really got to him & his material sucks now

[–]NimbleFanimble 89ポイント90ポイント  (26子コメント)

So true. His vines are just clones of the "big viners" now.

[–]Nesurame 23ポイント24ポイント  (5子コメント)

man, I'm so glad I never got into vines. This way, the ones I saw that were funny will always be funny in my head and nobody is a sellout.

[–]Cloo159 11ポイント12ポイント  (4子コメント)

Just go to the best vines YouTube channels. Weed out the shit for you

[–]poptart2nd 14ポイント15ポイント  (3子コメント)

On the other hand, don't give those content-stealing hacks any video views.

[–]Frankocean2 14ポイント15ポイント  (14子コメント)

The only kids that I found funny now are Martin Webb and Danny Gonzalez, which has a really strange humor but I like it.

[–]NimbleFanimble 40ポイント41ポイント  (13子コメント)

Even Breen is probably my favorite person on Vine right now.

[–]whosKronos 11ポイント12ポイント  (4子コメント)

Dope Island and Meechonmars are my favorite, the only viners I enjoy nowadays.

[–]ImaPepper1885 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

Brandon Cavillo is pretty good too.

[–]hoyeay 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Thank you.

One that makes fun of the other viners all the time.

[–]Frankocean2 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Wanna hear a Vine joke?, yes? Well tell me one so I can steal it".

[–]mrclutch54 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Their stuff is hilarious. And ridiculous.

[–]Veshik_of_Mirrah 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can't understand his humor at all sometimes. It's like.. Anti-humor.

[–]stelts94 11ポイント12ポイント  (5子コメント)

I'd have to go with him or Cody Ko

[–]Minnesota_MiracleMan 3ポイント4ポイント  (4子コメント)

The two of them are the two best. Most of the big Viners seem like idiots. These guys constantly poke fun at how stupid most of the Vine world is and its great.

[–]stelts94 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

That and they just have original ideas and are genuinely funny people.

[–]Minnesota_MiracleMan 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

That's exactly it. It's not much, but I really hope that people like them can make something out of their Vine success. I hate seeing some of the idiots with terrible Vines getting big. All those people do is yell and scream and repeat shit. Whether its their own recycled jokes or the new Vine trend.

[–]stelts94 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah exactly. I cannot stand that shit. I've cut all those "big" viners from my feed. Another good one is Chris Melberger.

[–]FUCKING__GNOMES 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nick Colletti is also pretty decent.

[–]unharmed 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's because he's friends with all of the "big viners" now.

[–]supersayanftw 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

"Wrestling with grandma on my Leveno Yoga 3 Tablet Pro..."

[–]Dreddley 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

That one hurt to watch

[–]fucktamilbullshit 62ポイント63ポイント  (20子コメント)

did you really just say some random fucking kid sold out?

[–]hotcereal 71ポイント72ポイント  (13子コメント)

How is he random at all? He's literally the subject of the entire discussion.

[–]LetsHaveTon 30ポイント31ポイント  (12子コメント)

Ok but I think the main point you were supposed to get from that was

did you really just say some fucking kid sold out?

Like it's a kid, man, c'mon...

[–]NimbleFanimble 44ポイント45ポイント  (7子コメント)

I find the idea of "selling out" on vine funny in itself. You mean I can make money off this 6 second video app? Hell yea I'd sell out too.

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 7ポイント8ポイント  (6子コメント)

I'm pretty sure the sole reason to start creating vines is to eventually sell-out. I don't understand why anyone would criticize someone for doing just that. Then again, I don't really get vine at all. I just saw this one and it just pissed me off so badly I had to leave.

[–]Captain_Jack_Daniels 7ポイント8ポイント  (4子コメント)

Clicked thinking "let's see what upsets this fragile snowflake"

Fuck.

[–]NimbleFanimble 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Eh, some people just like to have fun with it, or just use it as a platform for their art. But I don't have a problem with people who take the opportunity to make money from it.

[–]Louii 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

he's gone wayyy down hill

[–]Ugghe 8ポイント9ポイント  (8子コメント)

Source?

[–]Mister_Ghillie 14ポイント15ポイント  (7子コメント)

[–]Meltingteeth 64ポイント65ポイント  (6子コメント)

Much funnier with the still images and no voice.

[–]Selraroot 13ポイント14ポイント  (4子コメント)

Yeah, in my mind he had a very droll British voice and it was hilarious, the video really takes away from that.

[–]pureskill 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

No lie, I did too. He sounds kind of Southern, like me and basically everyone else I know. I also imagined a dry delivery, which I didn't get with the video.

[–]MrMeltJr 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I imagined him as saying it in a slightly confused voice, like "well of course I look fat, I am fat. I don't understand what you're getting at here..."

In the video he sounds a bit cocky like "yeah, I'm fat and I own it, what now motherfucker? Also check this sick comeback I came up with."

[–]Northumberlo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

give it time, he'll get there

[–]Gangreless 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Much X 0 still equals 0

[–]zacree 55ポイント56ポイント  (27子コメント)

This kid has a bunch of youtube/vine videos and they're all pretty funny. He's gonna be hilarious when he's older if nothing happens to steal that light from his soul like the rest of us.

[–]xxhamudxx 19ポイント20ポイント  (3子コメント)

I personally find his vines extremely corny and that says a lot since so much of vine is corny to begin with. (His name is Brandon Bowen if anyone wants to check his vine page out)

[–]heefledger 14ポイント15ポイント  (2子コメント)

I think he understands that he is corny but still does it really well. Coming up with 6 second skits over and over again is hard so if you can do it well it takes a good bit of something.

[–]Robotseatguitar 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

plus, his age is kind of a factor. His stuff will get more sophisticated as he gets older. still, funnier than i was at his age.

[–]heefledger 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Maybe. I think he will lose he youthful cuteness. Then he will become hardened and angry, and become the "gingers do have souls" kid and then eventually into Louie CK

[–]ghostfaceRZA 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

his soul

he's a ginger

I'm having a bit of trouble following the main point of your argument here

[–]ButtmanBegins 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Hey guys, I found Cartman!

[–]ghostfaceRZA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey, mel gibson's only my second favorite actor (behind whoever was the lead in the triumph of will)

[–]hoyeay 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Kid sold out.

His vines are shit now.

[–]Thehulk666 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Like betus or heart attack?

[–]So-Cal-Mountain-Man 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

His soul crushing is already on the way unfortunately, I was a fat kid like him and used to use this tactic to cut someone off at the pass. I realized if I made fun of myself first, then others were less likely to do so and if they did took the sting out.

[–]KnowMatter 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.

[–]twoworldsin1 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

That kid looks and sounds like real-life Bobby Hill.

[–]DEM_JAZZHANDS_DOE 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's Clarence in real life!

[–]torresjose11_26 27ポイント28ポイント  (14子コメント)

Am I the only one around here that has never liked this kid's vines?

[–]jmcdavitt 21ポイント22ポイント  (10子コメント)

He had a vine the other day where he was trying to get people to pay $25 to come and hang out with him and 2 no named vine people. I didn't really hate him before that point but I really fuckin hate him now.

[–]chum_guzzler 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

$25

When I was researching social media influencers for this one company, we approached all these random vine people with lots of followers. You wouldn't believe the prices these guys are able to get for custom vines. You want a 6 seconds promo with Big Nik? $4k and it's only on his page for a week tops. All these other random people are thinking they are actually a big deal just because they are "vine famous" and deserve money too - that's probably why they are doing everything they can to make money otherwise they got nothing.

[–]threestardot 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

i mean if you had no skills in life other than this vine thing - wouldn't you try to capitalize on it?

[–]hoyeay 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

$4K for Big Nik? Fuck no. He's just short, that's his "selling point".

I'd pay $4K for Steph Barkley though. Looks like Sandra Bullock!!

[–]Ucantalas 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck, if I thought I could get paid $25 for posting a 6 second video and then hang out with someone, I'd jump on that.

[–]PhotogenicDERP 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

Dude's just trying to get an 8th

[–]poptart2nd 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

I want to live where you can get an eighth for $25

[–]SnitchesGetBitchess 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

san fernando valley

[–]DutchessArcher 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, but living in the Valley more than makes up the rest of the cost. Ugh.

[–]JOrbit 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hating internet kids sounds like a waste of brain power.

[–]edit__police 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He had a vine the other day where he was trying to get people to pay $25 to come and hang out with him and 2 no named vine people

link?

[–]reefman_22 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

I find his content lame and only for middle schoolers

[–]Tacotuesdayftw 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

TIL I'm a 23 year old middle schooler.

Time to become the alpha.

[–]Pachi2Sexy 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Nobody knew who I was until I put on the shirt.

[–]EltekJab 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Like a young Gabe Newell.

[–]I_AlsoDislikeThat 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

He has my grandmothers haircut.

[–]toastythunder 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

for some reason i can only read this in bobby hill's voice

[–]Bigred2989 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nobody cared how fat I was until I put on the shirt. /bane

[–]minischofy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Please stop posting stuff from vine

[–]Robby_Digital 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

So this is r/funny now...

[–]TheFerricGenum 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

No this is /r/funny from a year ago and four months ago and a week ago... just coming back around again.

[–]alskdhfasdf 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

I feel like I'm viewing something precious that is about to be ruthlessly destroyed in a few years. Stay strong fat kid.

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    [–]EliteCinema 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    All these people calling him a child you do know hes like 18 right?

    [–]NineteenEighty9 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This guys vines are hilarious

    [–]_AlreadyTaken_ 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    The mooby blues

    [–]RoHoE 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    OP don't you get a little annoyed having to count out every O in your name when you log in?

    [–]edit__police 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    op (/u/Moooooooooon) we're gonna need you to go ahead and respond to this when you get the chance thx in advance

    [–]mbostantzoglou 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Your a monster!!!!! Ie the gingerbread man. Hahahahaahaha

    [–]Tortoso4325 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Facebooo profile here i come

    [–]chawfuckly 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Brandon Bowen is pretty god damn funny. "Here put this shell next next to your ear." "Whats that?" "My mixtape, its fire, you should download it."

    [–]Willyfuckinwonka 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    He is a vine celebrity https://vine.co/BrandonBowen and is surprisingly 17 years old.

    [–]manbubbles 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Diabetes is funny.. Erm.

    [–]HaniiPuppy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    When I actually heard how he said it, I was a bit disappointed. I'd imagined that he would've delivered the second part completely deadpan.

    [–]haalemondo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    i truly hate this kids vine with a passion

    [–]Garciaana 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    that's the attitude boi

    [–]NYCtacos 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    So... the right attitude is just to accept a problem and not address it?

    [–]Geofferic -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I like that kid.

    [–]newswhore802 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    or you could just not be a fat fuck.

    [–]VEJJ2Freshness -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This kid is literally a comedic genius. Every single thing he does on the internet is gold and he's like what, 12? I hope he goes places with his material.

    [–]YourMomsRedDildo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Wait, so does that mean that chicks think that certain clothes make them look skinny/fat when they know that they physically aren't.

    That changes everything I know about women.

    [–]the_leprechauns_anus -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This kid knows the facts.

    [–]Ferocian 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    bahahahaha

    [–]JetpackPhucker 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    He's my favorite cartoon character.

    [–]YRUTROLLINGURSELF 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    is it me or does that fatty have straight zuckerberg shark eyes?