全 123 件のコメント

[–]hurdur1 345ポイント346ポイント  (27子コメント)

God suspended for a month.

[–]ActionFlank 106ポイント107ポイント  (20子コメント)

That offends me. How dare you.

[–]TyranithomasRex 47ポイント48ポイント  (13子コメント)

Fight! Fight! Fight!

[–]mugget11 47ポイント48ポイント  (11子コメント)

Kiss Kiss

[–]Gr1pp717 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You're suspended for inciting a fight.

[–]JourneymanWelder 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm offended that you're offended!

[–]Autistic_Pedant 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

The only justifiable occasion to be offended.

[–]wilyame -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

he wasnt allowed into school in the first place.

[–]Jediknightluke 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Must be why the crime rate has been declining so rapidly.

[–]JayLenoBlows 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

hOW CAN GOd BE SUSPENDED IF HE"S NO LONGER ALlowED IN OIR SCOOLS?

[–]TARDIS 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON!!

[–]BassChin -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

But God already is from public schools AMIRIGHT probably topical

[–]mypasswordisfoobar 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

If that's true, I pray for the altar boys at catholic school.

[–]itsdietz 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

PC Principal: That's a month suspension, God. We'll see you at 4.

[–]SamuraiRat 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This really clouds my judgment gun laws.

[–]_Buff_Drinklots_ 210ポイント211ポイント  (32子コメント)

Clock shaped cloud, over school across town. All kids given scholarships to MIT.

[–]jabbathechav 68ポイント69ポイント  (4子コメント)

[–]Billdozer9000 17ポイント18ポイント  (2子コメント)

Reminds me of Borderlands

[–]Shevanel2 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

Because it's useless beyond its novelty value?

[–]BLooDCRoW 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've thrown away many a splat gun because of this. Neat to look at, not functional beyond its tacticool factor (at least for me).

[–]Slothmaster222 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

All school staff are confused.

[–]Minerva89 26ポイント27ポイント  (5子コメント)

Everyone just got a signed invite to the White House to chill with POTUS.

[–]sabrefudge 27ポイント28ポイント  (3子コメント)

[–]QueuedeSpool 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

That kid's neck is so long.

[–]Octopus_Jetpack -2ポイント-1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Am I the only one who thinks this kid is annoying

like have you seen that video where he claims to solder together CPU's..

I wish my race was an oppressed minority so I could chill with obama..

[–]FPSXpert 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

And everyone got free swag from Microsoft.

[–]obesechicken13 4ポイント5ポイント  (12子コメント)

Says more about MIT admissions than anything else if they let someone in for a clock. Had he applied already with good grades and stuff?

[–]taway9777 17ポイント18ポイント  (3子コメント)

How do you not realize that it's a PR move? Had it not gotten any news coverage, there is no way MIT would consider admitting the kid just for removing a clock casing.

[–]chaotiq 14ポイント15ポイント  (2子コメント)

Definitely a PR move by MIT. A good one at that. They never even offered him admittance; only a tour of the campus. There was never any scholarship given. The media and the public extrapolated the facts.

[–]chaotiq 14ポイント15ポイント  (3子コメント)

The kid is in middle school a freshman in highschool. The only thing MIT said was that they liked the creative thinking and that kind of thinking is what MIT candidates should have. They saw an issue and capitalized on the situation. Praising engineering creativity and advertising for the school.

This kid does not have a scholarship or even admittance to MIT. However, if he keeps being curious and passionate about STEM he has the potential to be a great student there.

[–]obesechicken13 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ah thanks for clarifying. Guess I won't need that pitchfork.

[–]hurrbarr 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Are you sure, because an anonymous horde says he was admitted with a full scholarship and they're naming the school after him and from now on they'll only admit minorities

[–]hurrbarr 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

source on him getting offered a scholarship or admission to MIT?

[–]ILieFrequently 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thought the kid was in middle school or something. Doubt he applied but maybe I'm wrong, dunno.

[–]Jonathan924 2ポイント3ポイント  (6子コメント)

I'm building a clock that pulls time over WiFi. Think they'll give me a scholarship?

[–]datorangeguy 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

Are you muslim?

[–]Jonathan924 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

No, but I could totally make it look like I am. Go on shouting stuff like "JUST BECAUSE I'M WHITE I CAN'T BE A MUSLIM"

[–]datorangeguy 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

Sorry, only brown Muslims get sympathy, you cis white male scum

[–]lightmonkey 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Stop appropriating their culture!

[–]PopTee500 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The high end lithium polymer batteries used for RC planes and helicopters can explode just by piercing them with a knife. I wonder what they would do if some kid brought in a wifi clock powered by 20 pounds of li-polymer batteries

[–]SuperKooter55 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I saw a cloud sodder cpus.

[–]inyerd 91ポイント92ポイント  (6子コメント)

Am I the only person that's seen this a million times before??

[–]Sarahthelizard 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

Especially since that boy with the clock thing.

[–]DIRKdirkDIRKdirk 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was the top comment for the Imgur album too. I thought I was up to date with the internet, but I haven't seen it.

I've seen many, many like it though. DAE schools are so uptight nowadays!?!?!?!

[–]sadistic_cat 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, yeah, 'Murica has an extremely high preponderance of gun-shaped clouds. They can't be ignored.

[–]RaymieHumbert 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The first thing I saw was the knockoff WKMG Orlando logo. You can't fool me on that one.

[–]cjicantlie -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is a common repost on Facebook even.

[–]I_Love_Blenders -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

''only person who's''

Sorry.

[–]BrianDawkins 55ポイント56ポイント  (3子コメント)

Shitpost

[–]burnSMACKER 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

Shitpost appears on front page.

OP suspended indefinitely for shitpost.

[–]jaspersgroove 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Welcome to the new reddit.

The front page of r/all may as well be Facebook nowadays.

[–]hjgfcdfv 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

I realize this is under the funny category, but seriously, the policy is insane.

[–]GoldenRul3 23ポイント24ポイント  (1子コメント)

OP should be suspended for this shitpost.

[–]Terminal-Psychosis 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

If you look into the ridiculous abuses this "Zero Tolerance" idiocy produces, you'd know it's not too incredibly far fetched.

Making fun of them is a good thing, even though it is really not funny to ruin a child's life for something as silly as biting a pop-tart into the shape of a gun.

Laugh or cry, it still raises awareness of the problem, which is a very good thing.

[–]HarryParatesties 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's time for common sense cloud laws.

[–]fitlord42 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

[–]pistol_pedro 42ポイント43ポイント  (0子コメント)

Great, reddit has turned into my redneck friends facebook posts....

[–]ANUS_IN_MY_POTATO_ 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

You've got to be kidding with this post

[–]richardec 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

But some tolerance for reposts.

[–]quiznex 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

woohoo! 9 day weekend.

[–]Jamesmartinm 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy fuckballs r/funny, you need to ease off snorting condensed Buzzfeed.

[–]zacer9000 1ポイント2ポイント  (5子コメント)

Clearly this is a sign that God is pro-gun.

 

What else could it be?

[–]lucky__38 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

"Some of you guys are okay. Don't go to school tomorrow if you live on the northwest hemisphere. -Go... I mean Anonymous.

[–]twoworldsin1 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Goddamnit, God, quit posting on /r9k/!

[–]jesus67 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to Sodom tomorrow"

[–]GBU-31 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd start believing if it was the case.

[–]GoldenFalcon -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

An elaborate photoshop?

[–]Transcriber3 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Its scary how close this is to reality, its not much of a stretch from the kid who bit a poptart into the shape of a gun and got in trouble.

[–]Shadow4x4 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Am I the only one that noticed the subtle 420 in the top right corner?

[–]TonyDiGerolamo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Gun shaped clouds don't kill people, only people shaped clouds do.

[–]Aiku 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

See, even God wants us all to have guns, otherwise, there'd be a diagonal bar running across it.

[–]SamuraiRat 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This really clouds my judgment gun laws.

[–]fjimp 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Repost spotted on reddit. Reddit proceeds to shut down for 5 days.

[–]Silverlight42 -5ポイント-4ポイント  (2子コメント)

[–]non_consensual 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

I love my ZT. Damn fine knife.

[–]Silverlight42 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

No idea why i'm being downvoted. my pic was even more relevant than the OPs. Can't bring knives into school either. They have a zero tolerance policy on them, and as an extra bonus the knife manufacturer is called Zero Tolerance!

[–]KateUptonsCumback -5ポイント-4ポイント  (0子コメント)

3000 upvotes and 64 comments? Yeah this post is being upvoted by some right-wing brigade.

[–]tupungato -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's coming right for us!

[–]baymenintown -2ポイント-1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Teachers happy over impromptu week off.

[–]TheOilyHill -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

kid not happy to start summer a week late.

[–]20-47 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Resistance is futile children.

[–]redbingo -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is there actually a source for that!

[–]WhiskeyOnASunday93 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

The humor is stupid and the commentary is uninteresting.

[–]dax552 -5ポイント-4ポイント  (0子コメント)

something something freedom