All began at nice Thursday when we had to choose our topic for our English presentation . I decided to choose my fav anime one piece. I was sure with that topic imma tell years. Someone in my class i just got in recognized that and was just interested because she was interested in anime too... her name is ... lets call her Becky... she seemed to be nice so I decided to keep in touch with her but later I learned that was not always the best decision . Just for context : I was pretending always to be in love and fanboy her which will come more often in this story because I am gently nice to like all girls and I mean it just to one of them serious but not to this one. So we began to chat and talk she asked me if we go to the town fair if you can call it like that ... we enjoyed a strange day I became some sick and suddenly when we got to her flat I got a nosebleed BOOM . I was just surprised where that came from.( Later on I'll find out..). So i just went home was happy as hell to have a new friendo with same interests. The next day I was like excusing for having nosebleed onto her shizzle and she meant no problem but I felt pretty bad about that . Later I told my friend Bob (always remember names changed) that i seemed to fall in love with her . Later I found out he had a pretty strange relationship to her. So ... the next big event was right after st pattys day ... I just celebrated like noone else did because I live in germany and there it isnt normal to celebrate that at all. So I met up with my favorite girl of all time and told her about that girl. She told me that I may stay away from her because she isn't good for me . After that discussion we didn't talk for 3 weeks . But now lets jump to christmas . I knew since 2 weeks that there is something between my friend and Becky they were just like NOOO not us ... but you couldnt call it a relationship anyways ... they met up in 3 months like once ... kinda ... and just after these 3 months he died for her (what made Becky's best friend pretty happy cuz she fell in love for him as well but she didn´t want to tell) I was just about to tell them that their relationship was strange and I didn't know to which one of them both I should support and stay behind so I played double agent . I was just for a time both ones best friend and both didn´t really care :D . The next big thing was there was an convention for otakus (=manga/anime fans) right in next village. I met up with becky we went there and she was already pretty assy at all... She was like c´mon lets fool this guy around and see how far I can go . The day was pulling into length like bubblegum . When I just got home my foot was bleeding just because of that girl . At the next day we made our exams-over trip to France to a little cottage near the coast . It was beautiful but... I was pretty depressive about all because of unknown reasons. Then there was Japane Day in a bigger town in Germany. I just stayed up all night to get picked up at 1 am. Her dad picked me up right in front of my house. He drove us to the bus station and we made the weirdest jokes at night. I was as excited as never ever before in my whole life because I made just a big step into the direction of getting a dream becoming true. I just napped like the whole time in the bus but I saw how annoyed she was of me too often at that moment already so I began to fall onto her nerves by falling physically onto her whilst "napping" in the bus and she didn´t even do anything about it. I enjoyed the day with her till I received that god damn piece of paper which said I would be responsible if anything happens to her at that moment i was finally knowing that she abused me for her purposes. That day I didn´t talk any more to her and I hoped she would stop once in her god damn life to act like this god damn Grell of Black Butler I mean... she was like a god damn clone not only when she was cosplaying I mean ALWAYS I asked her about her favours and she just copied his god damn life story what made me sick anyways. At all we have met up as friends like 7 times at all so I cant call this a friendship anyways because real friends want to be with the other part of the person at least and they don’t abuse each other. Then the day came: I was chatting with my group, she is within too we had some weird discussion and they asked me if she has a boyfriend and I just said I citate "I mean she has a Girl-Friend" (NOT GIRLFRIEND to make that sure) and she was like pooped off just that and since I told some ppl about that story like it just was she got annoyed and what do I know of me . And that dear friends is why you can`t make friends with girls.Hope you learn sth outta it.

Based on a true story.
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