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The Wait Is Over: You Can Now Put Your Penis In A Mouth-Vagina-Anus Robot

The 3Fap is the first male masturbator to offer “three textured orifices.”

1. This is Brian Sloan, inventor of the Autoblow2, the blowjob-simulating robot.

What a time to be alive.

2. Now, he’s crowdfunding his latest sex toy, the 3FAP - a “three-in-one male masturbator” that offers three orifiaces - mouth, vagina, and anus.

3. The 3FAP boasts using the 3D scanned body parts of the winners of a “Vaginal Beauty Contest”, so you’ll “kind of be having sex with genital beauty queens.”

4. Each opening has its own control knob to adjust the level of suction.

When was the last time your girlfriend suctioned your penis with her vagina? Huh???

5. Since its launch this morning, the 3FAP has raised $492 out of its $40,000 goal.

6. You can learn more about it from the, er, informative video:

Video available at: http://vimeo.com/141249936.
  1. Bonus points if you can guess how many times the word "fap" was used in this video:
    1. 14
    2. 18
    3. 11
    4. 23

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