1. This is Brian Sloan, inventor of the Autoblow2, the blowjob-simulating robot.
Via buzzfeed.com
What a time to be alive.
2. Now, he’s crowdfunding his latest sex toy, the 3FAP - a “three-in-one male masturbator” that offers three orifiaces - mouth, vagina, and anus.
Via indiegogo.com
3. The 3FAP boasts using the 3D scanned body parts of the winners of a “Vaginal Beauty Contest”, so you’ll “kind of be having sex with genital beauty queens.”
Via indiegogo.com
4. Each opening has its own control knob to adjust the level of suction.
Via indiegogo.com
When was the last time your girlfriend suctioned your penis with her vagina? Huh???
5. Since its launch this morning, the 3FAP has raised $492 out of its $40,000 goal.
Via indiegogo.com
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