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[–]KeithSkud 98ポイント99ポイント  (4子コメント)

Or yano

[–]IAmATheLiquor 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

you know

[–]4_20_blazeit_dot_gov 64ポイント65ポイント  (2子コメント)

Actually, its "ya' know", but as an enlightened athiest I do not expect someone of an intellectual capacity pertaining to a lower plane of knowledge to understand the complex linguistical jargon of people who maximize keyboard-communication efficiency. /s

[–]FrankHowitzer 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

Literally Hitler right here.

Fuck it, have an upvote.

[–]Twatson8 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

chuckles atheistically

[–]bloodwhore 212ポイント213ポイント  (21子コメント)

The hilarious thing about this kind of thing is that it probably would have worked if he was better looking.

[–]Facelessone001 97ポイント98ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or if the genders were switched

[–]t8rtot01 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

If that guy isn't good looking I must be hideously ugly...

I need a paper bag and some scissors...

[–]Treq-S 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

i have a collection of paper bags for my daily use.. i can lend you some..

[–]IJustQuit 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

No scissors for you that defeats the purpose of the paper bag.

[–]Andhareall 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

I thought he was attractive.

[–]TravestyFun 51ポイント52ポイント  (7子コメント)

rules 1 and 2 yeah?

[–]loldogex 14ポイント15ポイント  (6子コメント)

What is rule 1? Be good looking? Is rule 2 the same?

[–]RoughKnight3 44ポイント45ポイント  (5子コメント)

Rule 1: be attractive Rule 2: don't be unattractive

[–]Subhazard 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

He isn't bad looking.

I mean, that was still recoverable, I just think the OP was a little too reactionary.

Not the best approach, but w/e

[–]Bannakaffalatta1 26ポイント27ポイント  (5子コメント)

Or if he decided to word it a bit better. This mentality of "It would've worked if they were good looking" is getting slightly ridiculous on this sub.

[–]sesoom 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Slightly? It's one of the biggest jerks I've seen. You literally cannot go in a thread here without someone screeching about rules 1 and 2. People here are perpetually salty about getting no matches or having zero success with messaging. I don't know, maybe they should actually make an effort to make themselves look more attractive. Maybe they should stop using garbage puns and making god awful jokes. Maybe they should get real with their standards. I definitely don't abide by "rules 1 and 2", but I've had plenty of success with the app by just being genuine. Some people here put way too much effort into this shit and wonder why it's not working.

[–]NADER_THE_GATOR 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

I have literally lived this joke my entire adult life. I was really fat and ugly. Nothing ever worked, all the shit I said was creepy and a turn off. Well I got shredded and muscular and face improved(I'm a huge late bloomer) and now I say the most outrageous shit, touch girls whenever I want and however I want, and I never get called creepy, girls always force laugh at my shitty jokes and no one cares how creepy what I just said is cuz they think I'm cute

Bruh get real with yourself, looks matter 100%. Most chick's are just as shallow as guys are. They're just not as thirsty so when they don't feel it they call you creepy

[–]Bannakaffalatta1 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

Looks definitely matter but not as much as it's made out to be on this sub.

and now I say the most outrageous shit, touch girls whenever I want and however I want,

And bro, you sound pretty damn creepy.

[–]NADER_THE_GATOR -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It does matter exactly as much as its made out to be. You're in denial

Also like I said, girl always come back, booty call, never give me the creepy face. Newsflash, being good looking and confident means you can do whatever you want and people always come back and laugh about it. You'll learn with enough experience, I guarantee it

[–]--focus-- -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

really good looking guys will have girls thrown at them no matter what. it isn't ridiculous to say that this would have worked if he was better looking, because it definitely would have.

[–]pillboxhat 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is kind of proof it doesn't work though, isn't it? This guy is pretty hot, and really it doesn't matter how attractive you are.

It just depends on how desperate the person is to tolerate it.

[–]7up8r 58ポイント59ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well dang, she is a positive one...

[–]Swazzoo 67ポイント68ポイント  (1子コメント)

The dude's hilarious, he dodged a bullet with that girl there for sure.

[–]teachmegerman 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

OP where are you, we're talking about you (I think)!

[–]keeping_anonship 139ポイント140ポイント  (35子コメント)

doesn't touch me = shy, weird, virgin

does touch me = sexual assault

l o l

[–]randomSAPguy 30ポイント31ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rules 1 & 2 amigo.

[–]Devook -5ポイント-4ポイント  (22子コメント)

Ask before touching and back off if they say no = not listed???

"I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off of you until [you forced me to stop]" doesn't sound like something someone who is interested in consent would say.

[–]asifnot 2ポイント3ポイント  (13子コメント)

Asking before touching was called "being a fucking lame pussy" when I was young. And for about 20,000 years prior.

[–]AJT217 0ポイント1ポイント  (7子コメント)

What are you supposed to do?

"Hey, mind if I kiss you?"

"Mind if I touch your boobs?"

"Mind if I put my hand down your pants?"

[–]LeWll 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

At least Thomas had a good sense of humor. Unlike the other half of the convo.

[–]ironmcchef 62ポイント63ポイント  (0子コメント)

He dodged a bullet

[–]Tyzorg 25ポイント26ポイント  (0子コメント)

fucking cringe af

[–]KingSurly 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's already killed all the commas, why would he stop there?

[–]hothothothotfire 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

i'm guessing most of you guys are using tinder to try to hook up with women, so maybe instead of telling them they're wrong for not liking your stupid pick-up lines, you should listen to why they rejected them and adapt accordingly. "you're so hot I'm gonna touch you whether you like it or not" comes off as threatening even if it's obviously a joke and even if it's supposed to be some kind of compliment. telling her she's too sensitive doesn't change that!

[–]ItsKai 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I hate when dudes are trying too hard :P This is a perfect example ha

[–]imnotwatchingthis 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Way to not be a bitch about it but it's tinder and there's a reason I only watch from afar and deleted the app

[–]asifnot -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy shit I'm glad I don't have to date millennial women

[–]culesamericano -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

hey OP, I'm sorry about his threat, maybe you'd like to get mind off it by going to a movie with me?