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[–]ByzantineWinnebagoObongo bongo bongo I don't wanna leave the Congo 423ポイント424ポイント  (35子コメント)

Troublemaker with radical Muslim parents

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm like 99% sure his dad has run for President of Sudan on a pretty modern platform. Like, improving women's rights was one of his goals.

[–]themiths35[S] 367ポイント368ポイント  (13子コメント)

You forget, Muslim=terrorism

[–]guymanbob 141ポイント142ポイント  (8子コメント)

Yes according to Grandma, Radical Islam is just the full name of the religion

[–]CestMoiIci 60ポイント61ポイント  (7子コメント)

I'm picturing Mohammed hanging out with ninja turtles now.

[–]SpookyLlama 40ポイント41ポイント  (0子コメント)

DONT DO THAT! The mooslins don't like you even picturing him and will kill you!!1!

[–]EADGBrennan 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm having trouble picturing it, maybe draw me a picture?

[–]hithazelPALIN 2010 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

Radical Islam Ninja Turtles

Sharia in the half-shell, allah akhbar!

[–]OhioGozaimasu#TrumpLivesMatter 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I ordered us some HALAL PIZZAS! !!!

[–]XxsquirrelxX 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

But pepperoni isn't halal.

[–]vanishingpoynt 30ポイント31ポイント  (3子コメント)

I think you mean Middle-Eastern-looking = terrorism

If you're brown, statistically you have, like, an 80% chance of being a terrorist (obviously)

[–]PinkiepylonCULTURE: US CONSTITUITION AND BILL OF RIGHTS! 14ポイント15ポイント  (2子コメント)

you probably have an 80% chance of being a "thug" and a 20% chance of being a terrorist

[–]Poogans 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

That depends on how dark you are, really.

[–]KingEsjayW 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Muslim Africans probably confuse the shit out of racist islamaphobes

[–]AsthmaticActivist 77ポイント78ポイント  (0子コメント)

maybe they mean it like, his parents ride skateboards and drink mountain dew. they're radical dewd.

[–]Rockworm503Benghazi is my favorite mission in Splinter Cell Blacklist 85ポイント86ポイント  (2子コメント)

such a radical muslim his dad is to buy pizza for the press hanging outside his house

[–]theunnoanprojec 58ポイント59ポイント  (1子コメント)

That was pretty rad of him

Maybe that's what grandma means

[–]BuhhwheatFB vomit button 28ポイント29ポイント  (3子コメント)

According to various Internet Grandmas, he runs for president with the goal of implementing Sharia Clock Bomb law.

[–]MegaAppsterObongo from the congo!!1!!! 22ポイント23ポイント  (2子コメント)

Shakira law is the best

[–]yaosioWitness the destructive power of this healthcare plan. 48ポイント49ポイント  (4子コメント)

Women's rights is a radical platform for the GOP.

[–]mrgoodnighthairdo 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

I literally got banned from /r/shitrconservativesays for saying that maybe the dad wasn't some radical media whore. /R/shitrconservativesays of all places.

[–]AlTheKiller2113 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

How does that make sense?

[–]GobtheCyberPunk 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

That subreddit mostly exists for the conservatives on Reddit who are not as insane as r/con to pretend that r/con is some special pit of stupid rather than fairly typical discourse of the American conservative movement.

[–]D4nnyp3ligr0 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

That´s pretty radical in Sudan.

[–]my_name_is_stupid 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Like, improving women's rights was one of his goals.

Yeah, you know... radical.

[–]2COOL4U69The true meaning of Christmas 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

As far as Sudan is concerned his platform was Radical by definition.

[–]StinkyDogFarts 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, he's guilty of a shoddy marketing ploy at best.

[–]Pao_Did_NothingWrong 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Women's rights = radical to this psychopaths

They're not concerned he's a "radical Muslim," they're concerned he's a "radical" and a Muslim. Which in my mind is so much worse. Christian Sharia doublespeak at its finest.

[–]TheStabbingHobo 146ポイント147ポイント  (22子コメント)

Isn't the vet still in the hospital?

[–]ChangefundingCan't dump the trump 257ポイント258ポイント  (19子コメント)

This is what I don't get. It's mere hours after this guy was shot and people are wondering why he isn't sitting down with Obama RIGHT NOW

[–]calmlunatic1 like = one honour. 1 share = 100 honour, scroll if ur evil. 99ポイント100ポイント  (17子コメント)

Because Obama faked the whole thing! /s

[–]IcarusBurning 78ポイント79ポイント  (16子コメント)

He sent that woman to both Sandy Hook AND Hurricane Sandy!

That woman's name? sandy

[–]DigitalZiggurat 62ポイント63ポイント  (11子コメント)

I know you guys are joking, but people actually believe this. http://i.imgur.com/PPVMAlE.png

[–]Herpderpberp 69ポイント70ポイント  (1子コメント)

Apparently, the government is only capable of hiring a single white woman as an actor.

[–]calmlunatic1 like = one honour. 1 share = 100 honour, scroll if ur evil. 31ポイント32ポイント  (0子コメント)

Do you know how hard it is to find a young white brunette woman in the US?

[–]MarioDarioBENGHAZI FACE 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

All those lighties look the same to me!

[–]twistedmetalero 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

are people really that blind? the girl at the bottom is fucking smaller and younger compared to the other three, how can you think they are all the same.

[–]Zedjones 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

Close some tabs, damn.

[–]Supertoby2008 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

I have 35 tabs open right now. And I need them all.

[–]PetraB 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

My mother does that...

Everytime I come over she has me "tune up" her phone. I just close the 97 open tabs and close all the apps running in background.

[–]DigitalZiggurat 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I didn't take the picture, a grandma friend posted it to Facebook, so I'm not sure he knows how to close tabs.

[–]Poogans 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

All white people look the same

[–]laymness 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Two things:

Look at that fucking url

What good is a cover up if you can't get more than one actor?

[–]REDDITSHITLORDMy gun is my Spirit Animal! 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's Amber Lamps!

[–]vlees 29ポイント30ポイント  (2子コメント)

The woman's name?

JANE CENA

[–]MilitaryBees 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

But everyone has seen her.

[–]OhioGozaimasu#TrumpLivesMatter 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jay nuh see nuh

[–]blackeyes 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

"Unplug his ventilator, we have to take him to meet Obama in 10."

[–]Media_Adept 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dude... I don't even want to think of the shit show if that guy was in a vegetative state and on a apparatus to keep him alive.

[–]ChangefundingCan't dump the trump 99ポイント100ポイント  (2子コメント)

Stop pulling the race card

[–]PrinceOWales 45ポイント46ポイント  (0子コメント)

But gammy youre theonewhopulledit

[–]archeronefour 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yknow who talks about race? RACISTS!

[–]MadDoctor5813 38ポイント39ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just wheel him, IV, life-support and stretcher into the White House.

[–]FroggierSnow7 37ポイント38ポイント  (3子コメント)

I thought you hated obummer, Grandma? Why would you want the veteran to meet him?

[–]StateYellingChampion 23ポイント24ポイント  (1子コメント)

Seriously, once Obonga has him alone in the Oval Office you know he's just going to finish the job.

[–]not_enough_characteBless your heart 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Obonga

I laughed way too much at that

[–]PinkiepylonCULTURE: US CONSTITUITION AND BILL OF RIGHTS! 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

so he could teach him a thing or two about bein a REAL man!

[–]CastigateTheChicken 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

I hate these posts because they act like there is just one hero in the world. There's not.

[–]Rockworm503Benghazi is my favorite mission in Splinter Cell Blacklist 84ポイント85ポイント  (80子コメント)

Oh good lord... The kid was building a clock you racist pricks. And guess what they just wanted to humiliate him and boohoo it backfired. They didn't even think it was a bomb at all. They didn't call bomb squad. They didn't evacuate the school. You know the things you do when you think there's a bomb in a school. So no its much more sinister than they thought he brought a bomb to school. They just found a way to humiliate a muslim kid.

[–]Aspasia42 46ポイント47ポイント  (4子コメント)

And now people are trying to discredit him by saying he took apart and reassembled a clock, rather than building one from scratch. So what? He was still unfairly detained and questioned without his parents or a lawyer, arguably because he happened to be brown.

Edit: Lol, I just saw the downvoted reply to this about how he "just took apart a clock." I didn't have it in mind when I wrote the comment. Bigots are very predictable.

[–]female-ghostbuster 23ポイント24ポイント  (0子コメント)

man I couldn't take apart a clock and rebuild it and have it still work

even when they try to insult the kid they just make him sound way smarter than me

[–]RainTea 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

Also, he's like thirteen. Everyone's getting worked up and political over the quintessential kid-taking-apart-the-remote-control.

[–]FirmOmelette 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't know about everyone else, but when I was growing up I LOVED taking shit apart and putting it back together. I'd make nonsense gadgets out of shit I found laying around. I don't really see it as all that special, I just kind of see it as normal, and the fact that this kid was arrested for putting some circuit boards in a pencil box blows my mind. If I were to have done that nothing would've happened. It would've been considered normal, because it is, but when a kid with darker skin did it he's detained. It's so clear there is racial profiling going on, and the fact that people deny it, or worse, make this teenager look like the villain sickens me. I just don't understand how you can paint someone that young as straight evil. He's a fucking kid for Christ sake.

[–]PvR12 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

People are actually bringing this in as an argument?! Christ, certain people will say just about anything to give (extremely young!) Muslims a bad name. Taking apart a clock seems like a very valuable exercise in learning technology to me, and being able to put it back together a great skill to have as a thirteen year old. But noooo, because he's Muslim and invited to the White House because of racist bullying its offensive that he didn't build the clock from scratch?? Idiots.

[–]TED_FING_NUGENT 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

From my understanding of it, they treated it like part of a bomb, not a bomb itself. If a kid walks into school with an empty magazine, he is still going to get in trouble, but they are not going to put the school in lock down and call the swat in for an active shooter.

[–]Solomontheidiot 46ポイント47ポイント  (1子コメント)

No, what they did was treat it as a "hoax bomb." So a bomb that they know is fake, but is presented as a real bomb. Even though the kid never presented as a bomb, and was adamant that its a clock.

And using your analogy, he wouldn't have been accused of bringing in an empty magazine, but bringing in a metal pipe and everyone thinking it's a gun barrell.

[–]k9centipede 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Kids have been suspended for drawing pictures of bombs, writing stories of killing zombies in the school, and using sticks from the yard as guns to play cops and robbers. A kid being suspended for a possible hoax bomb is standard zero tolerance bullshit.

[–]brain711 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I personally don't see how this incident was because of race. It really feels like more of a bullshit zero tolerance policy and overreaction problem.

[–]Kikkoman7347 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCwJzWHNmAk Conflating the contrast of an American hero, who acted nobly, against a child, who performed no act of aggression, is stunningly stupid.

[–]yodawg111Register the mooslims 24ポイント25ポイント  (4子コメント)

OMG Obama invited someone to the White House who advances his political views. Because he's a politician.

If Bush was still president I would say the veteran has a better chance of an invite than Ahmed

[–]Andyk123 41ポイント42ポイント  (3子コメント)

I wouldn't be surprised at all if the guy on the left was invited to the White House once he isn't in constant need of medical attention. What he did was pretty damn impressive

[–]DriveSlowHomie 18ポイント19ポイント  (1子コメント)

That's what i don't get. People complaining he hasn't gotten an invite to the White House, but I'm pretty sure his health is more important then any of that. Let the damn dude recover before complaining at least lol

[–]brodievonorchard 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Eh, it's a safe bet from their perspective. Complain while dude is still in the hospital and you get to complain about "reverse racism". Then if dude does get an invite later, they get to take credit for it. Either way their perception that Obama is race baiting is protected.

[–]yodawg111Register the mooslims 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I do agree that what he did was impressive and heroic although I'd be more surprised if he is invited than if he isn't

[–]shiftt 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

Why are Christians being persecuted to such an extent! This is a tragedy! My mayor just announced the local Christmas parade is now called the "Happy Holidays" parade...thanks to Mooslim clockmaker/troublemakers of course!

[–]Baron5104 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You confuse persecution with not being able to persecute others

[–]Girlinhat 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Un-ironically showing a picture of a minor and claiming they're bad. The ability to look at a child and say 'this is what's wrong.'

[–]MojaveMilkman'murica 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

But the guy on the left is being hailed as a hero. And is currently hospitalised. And is an adult. I'm not seeing the issue here at all.

[–]TheMegaBenson 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Once this guy is actually invited to the Whitehouse, all these grammys are going to think it was their doing.

[–]WOX_69 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is why we're fucked.

[–]_OldBayGod Bless!!1! 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wonder what the actual veteran thinks of him being used by Conservatives like this

[–]GastonBastardo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Okay. So maybe the kid did absolutely nothing wrong, but we're still really pissed that he's not being punished for what we thought he might have done probably at the time before we knew better."

[–]Has_Xray_GlassesThe Age of Paranoia 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This guy picked the wrong username.

[–]Firetrucker 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The seem really bent on making sure people forget that the kid was arrested for absolutely no adequately explained reason.

That's why he's famous not because of the clock.

He is really making wingnuts nuttier than usual.

[–]TypeRiotObingo lied!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Grandma, get the bible out of your butt please. You're making a scene.

[–]rocket_raccon -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

He didn't destroy a clock