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[–]KingWiltyMan 1279ポイント1280ポイント  (35子コメント)

This is some sort of r/oldpeoplefacebook jackpot. We've got minions, old-timey right wing politics, complete obliviousness and technical ineptitude in one perfect package.

[–]Benay21 369ポイント370ポイント  (11子コメント)

Harry Potter

[–]MundaneInternetGuy 25ポイント26ポイント  (0子コメント)

Maybe grandma isn't inept. Maybe she's just being a fucking smartass.

[–]GenestealerUK 138ポイント139ポイント  (16子コメント)

How people like this get (in some small measure) to decide the future of global politics but can't even deal with the present is beyond me.

[–]LoLjoux 65ポイント66ポイント  (0子コメント)

Seniors like this are definitely not a small measure

[–]musecorn 67ポイント68ポイント  (3子コメント)

Your image is not showing. Is this the image you were trying to share by any chance?

C:\Users\Phil\Libraries\Pictures\donaldtrump.png

[–]wolfman86 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

I know as many younger, yet equally retarded young people, to be honest...

[–]FuckedByCrap 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's almost too good to be true.

[–]anonYmous_useR1981 1683ポイント1684ポイント  (71子コメント)

Voting for Trump.

[–]Balint197 978ポイント979ポイント  (37子コメント)

harry potter

[–]Balint197 774ポイント775ポイント  (36子コメント)

harry potter

[–]PleaseBanShen 216ポイント217ポイント  (17子コメント)

"like"

[–]moon_jock 282ポイント283ポイント  (16子コメント)

Who is the yellow man? Tryin to make a change :/

[–]gruesomeflowers 129ポイント130ポイント  (9子コメント)

Tryin to make a change :/

it goes this way :-\ /u/moon_jock. try and make a change for christ sake..

[–]delayloop 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

You're in carcosa now.

[–]crazypixeltoast 48ポイント49ポイント  (3子コメント)

order magic wand

[–]sap91 17ポイント18ポイント  (2子コメント)

Accio magic wand

[–]thithiths 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast cancer.

[–]drewmeister 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

What is that mysterious ticking noise?

[–]StainWaggin 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't see my post. Harry Potter

[–]euricusFACEBOOK,POST 90ポイント91ポイント  (0子コメント)

That part at the end could not have been more fitting.

[–]ButtStallionn 48ポイント49ポイント  (17子コメント)

chicks with dicks

facebook search not working

chicks with dicks

asians

[–]AutoModerator[M] 80ポイント81ポイント  (16子コメント)

discusting language. i don't want my little fuzzy bunny milk monkey using words like dicks

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[–]Level126 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

Disgusting vs discusting

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    [–]AutoModerator[M] 12ポイント13ポイント  (12子コメント)

    discusting language. i don't want my little fuzzy bunny milk monkey using words like tit

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    [–]dillybro1 7ポイント8ポイント  (7子コメント)

    Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd and twat

    [–]AutoModerator[M] 15ポイント16ポイント  (6子コメント)

    discusting language. i don't want my little fuzzy bunny milk monkey using words like twat

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    [–]ball_gag3 10ポイント11ポイント  (5子コメント)

    Interesting.

    [–]gayhart 15ポイント16ポイント  (4子コメント)

    So it picks the last offensive word? So in response to me, it will pick dicks over tit? Because I'll end the comment with dicks.

    [–]AutoModerator[M] 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

    discusting language. i don't want my little fuzzy bunny milk monkey using words like dicks

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    [–]ILoveLamp9 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

    oops sorry albert is dead now LOL

    [–]slow56k 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Yes, we all read the OP

    [–]UsedToWearGucci 905ポイント906ポイント  (16子コメント)

    harry potter

    Edit: harry potter

    [–]DrunkenFrankReynolds 207ポイント208ポイント  (12子コメント)

    voting for trump

    [–]Jubguy3 108ポイント109ポイント  (11子コメント)

    voting for Harry Potter

    [–]Gcoks 72ポイント73ポイント  (10子コメント)

    voting for Harry Trump

    [–]yacbln 647ポイント648ポイント  (43子コメント)

    /r/minionhate material right here

    [–]FuckOffMrLahey 192ポイント193ポイント  (41子コメント)

    Thank you.

    I work with someone obsessed with minions. This will help me through the day.

    [–]hett 7ポイント8ポイント  (6子コメント)

    Part of my job involves me accessing the inboxes of our sales team. We have 5 sales people. 4 of them have changed their gmail backgrounds to minions.

    [–]ssppyy 90ポイント91ポイント  (8子コメント)

    You hate minions. Better go to a subreddit filled with them cause you hate them.

    [–]flucksy 111ポイント112ポイント  (2子コメント)

    This comment is made every time that sub is mentioned.

    [–]Akitz 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

    It's actually people complaining about people posting minions everywhere, going to a subreddit which is just countless amounts of these posts screencapped.

    It's posted every time because of how absolutely ridiculous it is.

    [–]NSA-HeadQuarter 59ポイント60ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That's how internet work mate

    [–]DoctorDomashev 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Eh some people just love to hate stuff. Snobby food/film critics etc. make a career of it. I'm surprised no one thinks about this when this comment is inevitably made every time.

    [–]StopTop 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Kinda like /r/rage. You get to rage a bunch St something you hate.

    [–]digableplanet 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Wha? How? What is the obsession with Minions? ELI5!

    [–]Peoples_Bropublic 96ポイント97ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Nope. Nope. This is too much. I quit.

    gg

    [–]shaninegone 278ポイント279ポイント  (104子コメント)

    discusting i have kids on here

    [–]Bunbury42Corn is with the Lord now. 92ポイント93ポイント  (95子コメント)

    I never worked at order robot dicks.

    [–]AutoModerator[M] 84ポイント85ポイント  (8子コメント)

    discusting language. i don't want my little fuzzy bunny milk monkey using words like dicks

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    [–]RiseAboveRuin 22ポイント23ポイント  (7子コメント)

    Dicks

    [–]AutoModerator[M] 29ポイント30ポイント  (5子コメント)

    discusting language. i don't want my little fuzzy bunny milk monkey using words like Dicks

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    [–]DRxGlass 12ポイント13ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Dick

    Robot

    [–]too_many_barbie_vids 14ポイント15ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Robot dicks

    [–]AutoModerator[M] 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

    discusting language. i don't want my little fuzzy bunny milk monkey using words like dicks

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    [–]PleaseBanShen 97ポイント98ポイント  (54子コメント)

    Wtf

    [–]Bunbury42Corn is with the Lord now. 89ポイント90ポイント  (49子コメント)

    Whenever you say robot, it burps that out.

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    [–]mrs_pinkman 64ポイント65ポイント  (40子コメント)

    Robot

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    [–]SaintJimmy1 53ポイント54ポイント  (38子コメント)

    Robot

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    [–]scribbleswithsharpie 8ポイント9ポイント  (6子コメント)

    Go home bot, you're drunk.

    [–]DutchCraftBeer 9ポイント10ポイント  (5子コメント)

    robot

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    [–]gymnasticRug 14ポイント15ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Who is the yellow man?

    [–]KPnos 27ポイント28ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Who is the yellow robot?

    ftfy

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    [–]womby6 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    WHO IS YOU

    VOTING FOR TRUMP

    [–]andsoitgoes42 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I see now why Hawking was right about AI.

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    [–]Peoples_Bropublic 43ポイント44ポイント  (26子コメント)

    I think automod is drunk again. Somebody please lock up the Gevrabon.

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    [–]PriestlyAxis77 22ポイント23ポイント  (22子コメント)

    You're definitely fucking drunk, automod.

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    [–]PriestlyAxis77 19ポイント20ポイント  (19子コメント)

    Go ahead and call them, they're just going to lock you up for drinking and modding, automod.

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    [–]Peoples_Bropublic 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Don't think I won't call the nurse if you don't get back in bed. You'll break a damn hip!

    [–]sodelll 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    You're not a bot! It's George Bush!

    [–]TotesMessenger 54ポイント55ポイント  (6子コメント)

    I'm a bot, bleep, bloop. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit:

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    [–]InvaderChin 73ポイント74ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Oh my god, the bots are communicating! They're becoming self-aware!

    [–]infinitezero8 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Holy shit! BOT BATTLE!!! Robots clashing.

    [–]wastedchick3n 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

    ROBOT FIGHT!!!

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    [–][deleted] 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

    *disquesting

    [–]_Cthulhu_Fhtagn 126ポイント127ポイント  (10子コメント)

    voting for harry potter

    [–]FDboredom 47ポイント48ポイント  (3子コメント)

    I wish I could speak to them and ask, "what thought processes occurred between seeing this image, and posting 'voting for Donald trump'?"

    I truly cannot fathom how they got from point A to B. Baffled

    Edit: I'm legitimately mad at how impossible it is to comprehend old people's Facebook use.

    [–]InternetSafety101 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Smuggle alcohol... Smuggle... Smuggle drugs... Dirty Mexican rapists smuggling drugs! Build a wall! Voting for Trump.

    [–]dat_g_ 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I think they don't know they're commenting on a photo?? I'm baffled too. I'd like to see a deconstruction on every post like this.

    [–]Azberg"That will be ok" 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This is just too good

    [–]K-magReposter 🔔SHAME🔔 20ポイント21ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Aunt Helen died

    [–]Oplexus 20ポイント21ポイント  (1子コメント)

    AUNT HELEN IS WITH THE LORD NOW WHY DONT YOU COME TO CHURCH ANYMORE PLEASE ACCEPT CHRIST OR BURN FOREVER IN THE LAKE OF ETERNAL FIRE THESSALATIONS 123:23

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    My deepest sympathies for your loss lol

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    [–]slicked9778 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

    How did I get here? Love grandpa.

    [–]Cheesus_Loves_You 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Read this and instantly smelled that old people skin smell that invades your nasal passages whenever you're near someone above ~80 years old.

    [–]FDboredom 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Polo cologne and musty ass pretzel breath.

    [–]tribalkayakeram i welcom 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Lemme get some of those ass pretzels

    [–]AyoBruh 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

    harry potter

    harry potter

    Ooo!

    harry potter

    harry potter

    Yeah!

    Reference

    [–]BZLuck 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This is what I heard in my head when I finished reading it.

    [–]lance30038 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

    WHOS THE ROBOT

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    [–]FickleDickory 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Donald Trump who is the Yellow King. All glory to Carcosa!

    [–]Cakedayoptional 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Robot?

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    [–]anaxiphilia 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Does the word never trigger the automod?

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    [–]AWarWithin 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Every part of the post is cringe worthy.

    [–]The_Silent_R 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This is better trolling then we see most days. Fair play

    [–]jhorphear 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    your grandparents know what they are doing...

    [–]anatomized 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Trump is the yellow man

    [–]retrospects 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    The US needs a cut off age for driving and voting.

    [–]the_nine 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Voting for Harry Potter.