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[–]MortalSisyphus 52ポイント53ポイント  (1子コメント)

"You cant rape us GayLubeOil, we packed our vaginas with sand"

I fucking lost it lol...

[–]Redasshole 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

After consulting her squad about how they felt about going into the building for thirty minutes, the Inquisition finally decided to bust down the door.

This one was the one who did it for me.

[–]2 Endorsed ContributorCisWhiteMaelstrom 33ポイント34ポイント  (1子コメント)

Hahaha, GLO, that's a fucking masterpiece. Red pill needs more of this kinda shit. It's so easy to get bogged down in the dark or unhappy aspect of the red pill but really RP's a mindset where you understand the world and master it enough for it to just be funny, goofy, and happy. This kinda shit represents that perfectly.

Half the rifles jammed for lack of maintenance. The other half didn't fire because they were on safety. None of the Inquisitors actually practiced operating their rifles, because they were always confident in their proficiency. One of the Inquisitors dropped the spotlight because it was heavy. The room grew dark.

Fucking brilliant.

[–]billthane 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nothing like a little entertainment to spice up the daily read. You should make video sketches of this.

[–]Suravira 25ポイント26ポイント  (14子コメント)

Lol, but this is gonna get down voted to oblivion because the average terper nowadays lacks the reading comprehension necessary to get what you're getting at without a summary of each point.They're gonna start screaming about the T-shirt sales again, completely missing the point.

[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 21ポイント22ポイント  (12子コメント)

A lot of Sub Reddits have Silly Saturdays. Maybe we can do this kind of thing to help our young men out with their reading comprehension. That's some real self improvement

[–]Endorsed ContributorRedBigMan 5ポイント6ポイント  (4子コメント)

I have to say you are improving in T-Shirt designs. I like this one better than the last one you were promoting.

That said nice story. You should have added that eating meat is considered a crime in the gynocentric feminazi future because you know womyn are all vegans and shit.

[–]TRP VanguardJP_Whoregan 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

You may find this video entertaining. I wish this would happen to me whilst enjoying a prime, expertly cooked piece of cow:

http://www.theamericanmirror.com/video-vegan-protesters-storm-steakhouse-shout-at-customers/

There is a place on this Earth for all of God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes and asparagus.

[–]Suravira 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ugh, you disgust me, god put you on this green earth to enjoy it's splendid views and to eat animals and animal products. The fact that you would slaughter innocent, thinking, feeling potatoes and asparagus for no more than food is immoral, it's just violence, they didn't want to die, they never hurt anyone.

You're a sick, sick man /u/JP_Whoregan.

[–]2 Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

For every animal they don't eat, I'll eat five. It would be very worth the assault charge to shut them up.

[–]Dembalar_Nine 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

All I could think of as I read that was, "I am eating a steak today. It doesn't matter it is beef or not, just so long as it was grass fed. Oh look, vegans! It's like veal that talks!"

[–]Endorsed ContributorNightwingTRP 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Unfortunately silly Saturday could only end up applying to ECs. Does the story go anywhere or will it just be a series of small stories?

[–]HeteroSandPaper 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

A lot of Sub Reddits have Silly Saturdays

I saw a few kids and their single moms recently. I don't find your story silly at all. Funny, but not silly.

It is happening now. Enjoy the decline.

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    [–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

    It's supposed to be a funny story with Red Pill themes. It's a boner kill that I have to spell it out for you Barney the Purple Dinosaur Style.

    [–]Kingoffistycuffs 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I've yet to see one of your pieces that didn't at least make smile. I probably would have laughed at most of them even before reading TRP.

    [–]Kolbath 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

    It has come to the point, /u/GayLubeOil, that you could post your fucking shopping list and I would upvote it. What you write is so clean, so in your face, and so accurate that I can't help but cheer when I see you've made a new post.

    [–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Iol as for shopping list try marinading chicken breast in yougurt, lemon zest, pepper and garlic

    [–]xinhoj 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    "Gay Lube Oil Chicken"

    The synergies practically leverage themselves

    [–]Hughtub 6ポイント7ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Haha "A 14 minute mile and 2 minutes of looking at a pullup bar was all it took to qualify.

    SEQUEL

    [–]davradin 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Those qualifications were recently changed due to the complaints of the pull up bar being too intimidating.

    [–]Redasshole 3ポイント4ポイント  (5子コメント)

    Oh man, you must bring up the other EC in the story. Idk, let's say you meet vengefully yours in his awesome car, then save whisper from castration at the last minute.

    [–]2 Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    GLO and I go on a rampage lifting heavy shit and making bitches cry. I like it.

    [–]Endorsed ContributorNightwingTRP 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Dystopian apocalypse TRP style. Love it!

    [–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

    maybe this can become a thing. We have a lot of talented writers here and story Saturday can be an opportunity for them to switch it up. Im sure Illimitable man can do a good one.

    [–]GingersInParis 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Dont forget to incorporate the Ginger Revolutionary Front! (GFR)

    [–]ChadThundercockII 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Don't forget me. I can be the guy with the biggest nuts on Earth, the savior who is going to give T to everyone.

    [–]RedPillGaucho 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This brought the movie Equilibrium to mind, but as I read it stopped reminding me of that movie and I could only think of all the chaos that's going around in this future.

    [–]JugglingSoManyThings 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    As a group that should be adept at comedy and satire, you'd think there would be more of this.

    I approve of Story Saturday.

    [–]QQ_L2P 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I'm getting deja vu reading this post.

    [–]1Sir_Distic 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    You cant rape us GayLubeOil, we packed our vaginas with sand"

    I want that on the back of my GLO T-shirt.

    [–]look_good 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Keep doing what you're doing brother, you're an inspiration.

    [–]MarlboroMan62 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    man, this is and will be the best thing i read all day. i see a screen play movie in the works, it could be satire or serious, either way, it would work

    [–]trainsalt 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I just got some sick imagery. Your designs are getting better, too. Keep it up!

    [–]exarkun007 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Me gusta. Made me think of Equilibrium, except with fat hairy-legged broads that braid their armpit hair.

    [–]chaseemall 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

    At first I thought this was just a funny story. It's not. Go back and read it again.

    spoiler

    [–]648262 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Power is given, not taken. It is given by the weak to the strong in a trade for protection. That's the basic idea of society.

    Because men are physically strong we have monopoly of protecting our society against physical dangers - be that natural disaster or other societies trying to eat us up. We built the world in order to protect ourselves and our loved ones from the dangers of the universe, but if women had never given us power by submitting to our will it would never have happened. In return we got as many offsprings as we wanted, and someone to run things in the home. We gave women power of that domain as they gave us power in ours.

    The trade was done, but has now been disrupted. 2044 is coming, and it is looking grim.

    Luckily we have cheat codes.

    [–]_Zongo_ 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Please write more of these. The amount of negativity on this sub almost keeps me off of it. There needs to me more light hardheartedness here.

    [–]laboda_ 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Man you are like George Orwell! This piece is awesome.

    [–]Akoolkukumber 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Orwell is rolling in his fucking grave right now then

    [–]royal_fucktard 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    More of this please. I actually smiled for once.

    [–]JimboLitres 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    aahahahahhahaahhaAHAH this is the best post ever! im dying of laughter

    [–]1pcadrian 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This will always be a red pill classic.

    [–]1SuperStalin 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I don't think there's an end game to what's going on in the western world... It's just a series of short-sighted decisions and politics of pandering to women - the part of the population who are happy being consumers, the part of the population who votes for shiny shit, and is interested in a loopy ideology called feminism, designed to divorce wisdom from ideology, and women from guidance.

    Here in the east it's much the same. Women aren't feminists, but you can spend your entire life as a man being shafted by the entire society for being a beta.

    [–]ChadThundercockII 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    An Inquisitor shined a spot light on the man. He was tall Slavic and lean 280. The man was eating a meat party platter, not realy giving a fuck that there were guns pointed at him.

    It reminds me of a scene from Babylon A.D.

    "You cant rape us GayLubeOil, we packed our vaginas with sand"

    Fucking gold ! I wish it was longer than this.

    [–]Dustin_Bromain 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Solid post. Witty and funny. On a more serious note though: I'd rather die in a hailstorm of bullets than live in a feminized dystopia such as the one you have described above.

    [–]panmn 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    No hate but wasn't the goal of the shirt sales for you to make a YouTube channel etc?

    Is that just not happening anymore, just shirts?

    [–]1ErasmusOrgasmus 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I was waiting for the bit where you pick out the fattest Inquisitor and start benching her

    [–]What_The_Shoe 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This brought a tear to my eye. Beautiful stuff. I'm surprised Honors English isn't already on this.

    [–]Akoolkukumber 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    You write like a fucking 12 year old dude, not in terms of subject matter, but in actual style.

    Also, "Break the chains of Beta Conformity by conforming to my ideology and fashion by buying my shirt!"

    [–]iLLprincipLeS 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    i kid you not, i actually wanted to write "2021: The future is bright" after the sexbots articles.

    you were a character in the story, made it big, you sold so many shirts that you now were a owner of a gym chain and just started selling energy drinks.

    good, or sad, to see you somehow see a dark future with a bright ending; to live and die in trp.


    In the darkness the Grand Inquisitor felt a large presence beside her. She could feel his heavy breathing and his Siberian warmth.

    and suddenly, from the shadows, a heavy voice spoke: drop down your weapon, i am your father.

    [–]Steve_Wiener 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    So are you gonna explain this design with the Bohemian Grove, Satanism and Illuminati symbols?

    Are you just using them to look cool or is it supposed to mean something?

    Are you gonna make ties to feminism and the NWO or globalist elites? (Seriously, I would love to hear it)

    [–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    The people pushing internet censorship right now with the whole cyberviolence thing are feminists. Also the destruction of the nuclear family has always been a globalist goal. We here at Red Pill stand against that bullshit

    [–]LukeMcFuckStick -1ポイント0ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Well that's it boys. I am now 100% positive that this is satire as well as most of the other shit GLO posts.

    [–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

    You can be Red Pill without being a 100% serious uptight cunt about it.

    [–]LukeMcFuckStick 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Good point. I did find it funny.

    [–]DAD_FISTER -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Are you serious? This is basically a 4chan post.