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[–]Ripsaw99 787ポイント788ポイント  (44子コメント)

Relax, they're just flirting: http://i.imgur.com/vOULjZf.webm

[–]nickoly9 336ポイント337ポイント  (32子コメント)

I cant tell if that's part if the scene or if he actually got a boner

[–]nonvolatilelife 425ポイント426ポイント  (29子コメント)

They wouldn't do a joke like that on P&R. They let Chris Pratt make up his own content and if you see the bloopers most of them are super inappropriate....but awesome

[–]nickoly9 89ポイント90ポイント  (8子コメント)

But is it a scraped ad lib or did he actually get a boner?

[–]STALKS_YOUR_MOTHER 108ポイント109ポイント  (4子コメント)

I believe it...if Aubrey Plaza slapped me I'd certainly get a boner.

[–]sherlock_jones 28ポイント29ポイント  (3子コメント)

Literally straight to Erection Level: Diamond.

None of this half-mast "is it going to, or should we give it ten minutes?" shit, the hand connects and she'd be blown backwards by the sudden BOOF of full on boner.

[–]thymewizard 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

The level of detail here is astounding

[–]sherlock_jones 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I mean... I've put a little bit of thought into it... Not a weird amount, y'know? But sometimes the nights are lonely.

[–]XshibumiX 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Those creative writing classes are really paying off.

[–]The_Decoy 149ポイント150ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yes.

[–]Ford_Master_Race 34ポイント35ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thank you for the clarification. I wouldn't have guessed that was the case.

[–]Tarijeno 234ポイント235ポイント  (19子コメント)

[–]Super_Sic58 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love it how Aubrey goes to slap him before he even finishes his sentence.

It's like they're a real couple.

[–]Reddisaurusrekts 25ポイント26ポイント  (6子コメント)

Chris Pratt - a comedian so good he makes other professional comedians break character. A comedian to comedians...

[–]ThisIsMyAngryFace 19ポイント20ポイント  (2子コメント)

I don't think he's a comedian. Is he? I thought he was just an actor

[–]illaqueable 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

There are no small comedians, only small comediactors

[–]Micp 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

comedic actors are also comedians.

[–]redshores 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

He's a very funny guy but not a stand-up comedian. Going on stage alone with nothing but a microphone is a very distinct skillset.

[–]CunninghamsLawmaker 25ポイント26ポイント  (0子コメント)

Anybody who works in comedy is a comedian. Stand-up comedians are a subset.

[–]Reddisaurusrekts 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

I guess I did use "comedian" somewhat loosely. Though I didn't say he was a stand up comedian...

[–]kohoboy 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

Thank you good sir, that's the hardest I've laughed in a long time, made my night.

[–]PM_guy 30ポイント31ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's a blooper, he actually got a boner

[–]CanadianJogger 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was just wondering that too!

[–]throwaway100915 84ポイント85ポイント  (10子コメント)

[–]Zentharian 23ポイント24ポイント  (9子コメント)

[–]Waggy777 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like how the video is reversed, more than likely to avoid Content ID.

[–]JigeloSensei 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

Why is this blocked in the netherlands

[–]GoodSirTolkien[🍰] 14ポイント15ポイント  (2子コメント)

[–]engelMaybe 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

What's this from?

[–]Brobie 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Filth. Very dark Scottish movie based on a book by Irvine Welsh ( who wrote Trainspotting).

[–]wampum 1414ポイント1415ポイント  (52子コメント)

How can she slap?!

[–]Maxwell755 522ポイント523ポイント  (42子コメント)

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!?

[–]brettfarveflavored[S] 467ポイント468ポイント  (28子コメント)

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!?

[–]SrRoundedbyFools 230ポイント231ポイント  (19子コメント)

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!?

[–]pkanmag 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Came here expecting this to be the top comment. Didn't expect #1,2,3 and 4

[–]boobiebanger 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'll hit you in the Gooch motherfucker

[–]killingdanny 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

How can YOU slap?...you bastard

[–]chelnok 7ポイント8ポイント  (11子コメント)

ELI5 how can she slap?

[–]Guypoope 13ポイント14ポイント  (9子コメント)

[–]Robofetus-5000 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

"I will hit you in the gooch mother fucker"

[–]g4r4e0g 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

wtf kind of show is that?

[–]CashWho 11ポイント12ポイント  (3子コメント)

If I remember correctly from the last time this was posted, the show is that the girls are allowed to verbally abuse the guys as much as possible and then the guys get a reward but this girl physically abused him too. When he reacted, pretty much all the men in the studio attacked him.

[–]clancy6969 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lots of white knighting in a country where those dudes probably gang rape chicks fairly regularly.

[–]chelnok 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy shit. Nice meltdown.

[–]hgkeo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

youtube how can she slap.

[–]KingOfSwanland 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can't believe you've done this

[–]Mr_fun_bags 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

God dammit I wanted to go one day on Reddit without getting angry. It hasn't even been 20 minutes.

[–]lw5i2d 67ポイント68ポイント  (3子コメント)

[–]ThePantsThief 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

What's this from?

[–]G4RYM4C 18ポイント19ポイント  (1子コメント)

"Knallerfrauen", a german comedy show

[–]mcondadex 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

german comedy show

Well that explains it.

[–]Johnnygunnz 133ポイント134ポイント  (12子コメント)

This is a commercial...

[–]Lemondish 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pack it up, boys. Commercial can't be funny after all...

[–]AWildAnonHasAppeared 114ポイント115ポイント  (5子コメント)

Wow thank you so much for saying that. I thought people used professional cameras to randomly record strangers on a bus.

And to think that for a second I almost enjoyed this. Phew.

[–]Jdtrinh 22ポイント23ポイント  (2子コメント)

You see the quality on that? You call that professional?!

/s

[–]LacidOnex 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

Compression doesn't mean it wasn't stabilized and staged.

bro

[–]A1BarbequeSauce 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

I dont get it then. You say you knew it was fake anyways.

Why are you here?

[–]Sfmtx123 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

Person 1: Hey look at this cool fact

Person 2: Fuck you for pointing out cool fact

And thus, idiots

[–]MindlessFruit 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Your boat is ready, captain.

[–]mddshire 727ポイント728ポイント  (107子コメント)

This made me happy. As if for one moment, the universe regained order.

[–]popupguy 121ポイント122ポイント  (7子コメント)

A man-hating anti-empiricist woman professor and pro-circumcision campaigner was teaching a class on Andrea Dworkin, known feminist.

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship the vagina and accept that it is the most highly-evolved form of genitalia known, and infinitely superior to the penis!”

At this moment, a brave, STEM-loving, rational MGTOW who had doxxed over 1000 feminazis and understood the necessity of casual rape threats and fully supported A Voice For Men stood up and held up a phone.

”Have you read this article about domestic violence?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite femininely and smugly replied “Of course not, it was written by a man, and is thus incorrect” "Wrong. If it was written by a man, why does it appear in the noted feminist propaganda platform The Guardian? If it is incorrect as you say, the gynocracy would not have allowed it to be published."

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped her chalk and copy of The Female Eunuch. She stormed out of the room crying those feminist crocodile tears. The same tears feminists cry for the “women” (who in fact control the entire world via the family courts) when they jealously try to feminise and castrate all men. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Judith Butler, wished she had been born with a penis and become more than a sophist feminist professor. She wished so much that she had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but she herself had declared them to be phallic symbols that combined sexuality and violence! The students applauded and all subscribed to /r/MensRights that day and accepted Warren Farrell as the greatest gender theorist of this or any other age. An eagle named “Male Supremacy” flew into the room and perched atop an uncircumcised penis and shed a tear on the glans. Tom Ball's manifesto was read several times, and Paul Elam himself showed up and abolished misandry forever.

The professor lost her tenure and was fired the next day. She died of lesbian bed death and was buried in an ecologically friendly cardboard coffin.

[–]unproperNoun 36ポイント37ポイント  (0子コメント)

She died of lesbian bed death

Fuckin LMAO

How often do you write smut for reddit?

[–]Cicada_ 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship the vagina and accept that it is the most highly-evolved form of genitalia known, and infinitely superior to the penis!”

I wish my girlfriend would talk to me that way.

[–]LSDdisappointment 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

That STEM-loving man? Albert Einstein.

[–]MonteAlban 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

I have never seen legbeard copy-pasta before. Neat.

[–]cloud4197 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Grab ass perverts on buses is a real problem in India. In real life she'd have been groped about 10 times a day before she finally snapped and slapped someone for it. And even then it'd more likely be her to get into trouble with the law for it all.

[–]AstaraelGateaux 168ポイント169ポイント  (57子コメント)

Two people being massive assholes makes you happy...

[–]Yamulo 712ポイント713ポイント  (43子コメント)

One person being an asshole and one person being vindictive.

[–]IMind 291ポイント292ポイント  (12子コメント)

I prefer reciprocative

[–]phuck_yeah_brah 137ポイント138ポイント  (10子コメント)

Word too big. Dick stuck in dictionary.

[–]eloquent_sim 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

Tit for tat anyone?!

[–]janktyhoopy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

google searches tits and tats Now Tayne I can get into

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    [–]Mr_Fasion 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    You missed a wonderful opportunity to say dicktionary

    [–]hgkeo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    big Dick stuck in dictionary.

    [–]chisleu 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    instructions unclear, papercut on foreskin, please advise.

    [–]dancinhmr 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Congratulations. You are now Jewish. Mazel tov!

    [–]ttWWW1 28ポイント29ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Two actors playing out a scene clearly designed to appeal to justice fantasies.

    [–]SweetNeo85 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    One's just a more specific type of the other.

    [–]sterob 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Or for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

    [–]JamesTheJerk 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Not butt stuff with the misses...

    [–]Fliff42 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    a vindictive asshole*

    [–]SinProtocol 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    He's definitely a fan of House

    [–]Sicin 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

    She's an asshole, he just returns the favour.

    At least that's how I see it.

    [–]Mr_s3rius 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    She's an actress. He's an actor. There's a camera. No one was an asshole :p

    [–]WhiskeyOnASunday93 106ポイント107ポイント  (65子コメント)

    reddit loves this kinda thing like a fly loves shit

    [–]UnholyDemigod 41ポイント42ポイント  (62子コメント)

    If I see a link from /r/justiceporn on frontpage, it's practically guaranteed to be a chick getting punched by a guy. They sure do love seeing women getting beat up

    [–]Murgie 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Hey man, say what you will, but from what I just saw on their best of page, you'd be hard pressed to argue that the people who make it to the top are ever victims of anything other than the holes they dig themselves.

    [–]Swamp85 31ポイント32ポイント  (4子コメント)

    They also love calling women "cunts," as evidenced by the two people that replied to you.

    [–]Crimsai 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It's a real shame, cunt is such a fun word, its sad seeing it used for hatred.

    [–]Wyzegy 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I, for one, love seeing cunts get beat up. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    [–]non_consensual 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    We call men cunts too.

    Cunt.

    [–]Meistermalkav 15ポイント16ポイント  (17子コメント)

    /r/justiceporn is not about women getting beat up. It's about people getting treated, sometimes by the universe, sometimes by other people, like they treat people that are not themselves. Other people can call it Karma, but I think Justice fits better.

    If you see the links from that sub on the frontpage, means out of all the glorious stuff justiceporn has, reddit choose to like THIS...

    [–]nacholicious 12ポイント13ポイント  (14子コメント)

    It's just a coincidence that almost half of the top posts on that sub are of women getting beat up :/

    [–]Murgie 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I'm not really looking to take an active stance on the issue, but to pretend virtually every one of them (every one I've seen so far, anyway. I'm not a regular to the sub, so I'm just going by the first few pages of best of) doesn't start with that same woman beating on somebody else is nothing short of dishonest.

    I'm certainly not going to claim that the shit showcased on the sub tends to be proportional or in any way laudable, but again, I'm not going to feign ignorance to the very obvious and well known fact that these videos become viral so easily because it's extremely uncommon for such public altercations to turn physical when the woman happens to be playing the role of the antagonist.
    I mean, we're all perfectly aware that's why these videos receive more attention and generate more controversy.

    Hell, maybe I should consider taking an active stance on this, because I more I watch on their front page, the more apparent it becomes that nobody really gives a shit about justification when its a man getting hit in a public altercation.
    This dude here never so much as raises a hand, gets a punch in the face in response, and he's universally agreed to be the bad guy in the situation to the extent that not even the justice system gives a shit.

    If I see something like that being outright lauded with a woman as the victim of the violence, then you'd better believe I'll be the first in line to echo sentiments of sexism. But until that point, I'm not actually seeing any difference in how that sub reacts to women, other than a lack of videos in which they're punched in the face to public applause for words alone.

    [–]non_consensual 9ポイント10ポイント  (9子コメント)

    Well women do make up half the population.

    You got a problem with equality?

    [–]karmachameleo 2ポイント3ポイント  (8子コメント)

    Is there a male version of r/Pussypassdenied? Like an actual r/Penispassdenied for chauvinistic behavior imposed on women in backward societies like raping women in retaliation or not letting girls go to school?

    [–]Punchee 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    And within context those women were being absolute shitheads. Ergo, the justiceporn.

    You seeing "almost half" as being indicative of women hating is kind of hilarious. In a gender equal sample you should expect to see half women. But no, those other people are the sexist ones.

    [–]Meistermalkav 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Again, it is kind of ironic.

    Equal treatment, unless it comes to the idea that women, just like men, can be shitheads.

    [–]Omena123 -2ポイント-1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    maybe not but it just happens to be the second home for all the women hating mens right activists in reddit

    edit: never mind you're one of them

    [–]Meistermalkav 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Oh good lord.

    What next? I mean, men hating womans rights activist, aka feminazi, is exactly the same as women hating mens rights activist, just with the gender switched.

    What next, do you expect me to call you a TERF? Or a follower of Solanas / dvorkin?

    Shit, you do what you do, as this is none of my business, but if you make it my business, expect me to react.

    [–]HubbaMaBubba 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    The first six of their top posts are all men getting hit. The seventh is the first with a woman.

    [–]XHF 200ポイント201ポイント  (64子コメント)

    It's fake. It's not as funny when you realize it's fake.

    edit: OP was trying to prove gif is real, but edited his comment now. It's obviously fake. Source.

    [–]Moviephone431 164ポイント165ポイント  (16子コメント)

    If it wasn't fake, the guy who slapped her would have been tackled by 3 other guys on the bus...so i'm glad it's fake.

    [–]atmosphere325 45ポイント46ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Who'd randomly records a mundane bus ride in the first place?

    [–]JayceMJ 76ポイント77ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Or, you know, cuts to a better angle for the second slap.

    [–]J50GT 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That's not a guarantee in every country.

    [–]fantumn 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Yeah, was a social statement or something

    [–]MadHiggins 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

    wow, can't believe OP was trying to pass off this quasi famous clip as an actual real event.

    [–]The_Iron_Kraken 14ポイント15ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Boy you sure sent OP back to school. He's getting pounded harder than a redheaded pornstar with daddy issues.

    [–]Ford_Master_Race 18ポイント19ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Do not venture past this comment unless you like to see OP poorly defend himself.

    [–]euanmorse 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    What, and miss the best part?!

    [–]nbshark 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Of course it's fake. Why would anyone be filming this.

    [–]dgmockingjay 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Oh, I just thought there was a camera on its own

    [–]ix_xvi_mdcccx 21ポイント22ポイント  (4子コメント)

    I took the bus to and from high school every day for 4 years. One time the bus was really crowded leaving school and I got on really late. I was actually the last one on. so the bus was leaving and I grabbed a top rail as fast as I could to not fall. Only had one hand on so I was terrible off balance and the bus stops out of nowhere, immediately after it had just started going for one more kid. I was thrown but I still had the 1 hand on the rail and I like swung around and absolutely rammed this girl from behind with my pelic area similar to this video but like 10x greater force. It was so fucking awkward. And I couldn't even make a joke about it because I was a senior and I believe she was a freshmen or sophomore. I just looked down at my phone the rest of the bus ride. At least she didn't slap me though. She was probably traumatized.

    [–]Lord_Wrath 35ポイント36ポイント  (3子コメント)

    It probably wasn't even that big a deal to be honest. Shit that's embarassing to you is just another part of the day to someone else.

    [–]Youtube_Junkie 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Yeah I bet she's at home going, "Wonder if that's bugging him? I mean it's cool. Shit happens. Maybe I should have laughed it off. Shit I bet he feels awkward. I feel awkward because I think he feels awkward. "

    [–]clutchfoot 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

    "funny"?

    [–]Aeternitas 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Either people commenting are >15 yrs old, or they can't handle the internet...

    [–]--geode 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

    greater than 15 years old? So, like me and all the other adults, plus some older teenagers as well?

    [–]tengu1337 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    'is all around'

    [–]Brilliant562 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Didn't we already confirm that this was staged?

    [–]tashidagrt 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I think this was a little longer. The guy did fall on her like 3 times before she slapped him.

    [–]albertunes 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Why would anyone be recording this? Has to be fake

    [–]shane201 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I think it's some kind of public service announcement or part of a short film made in India. Here's a link to the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1JADWjEajg

    [–]D2SovietPanda 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    fake and gay?

    [–]caperingninny 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I forgot how funny things are when you're a teenage boy.

    [–]emywox -5ポイント-4ポイント  (2子コメント)

    i wanna live in a world where this is ok. thats being equal among genders right there

    [–]Foreplaying 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Finally! Gender Equality!

    [–]Kneegroez 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Equal rights equal fights

    [–]jgs1122 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    What is sauce for the goose, is sauce for the gander.

    [–]mrRuffles -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Equality. Bitch.

    [–]Gralkor -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    yes goddamn it, equality. If anybody slaps anybody for an accident, prepare to be slapped in return.

    [–]jabbaji -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Gender equality.

    [–]juggies -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Feminazi downvote brigade is alive and well.