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[–]wampum 956ポイント957ポイント  (26子コメント)

How can she slap?!

[–]Maxwell755 356ポイント357ポイント  (18子コメント)

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!?

[–]brettfarveflavored[S] 301ポイント302ポイント  (16子コメント)

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!?

[–]SrRoundedbyFools 143ポイント144ポイント  (10子コメント)

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!?

[–]Maoman1 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

HOW CAN SHE SLAP!?!?

[–]killingdanny 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

How can YOU slap?...you bastard

[–]KingOfSwanland 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can't believe you've done this

[–]Ripsaw99 483ポイント484ポイント  (20子コメント)

Relax, they're just flirting: http://i.imgur.com/vOULjZf.webm

[–]nickoly9 206ポイント207ポイント  (17子コメント)

I cant tell if that's part if the scene or if he actually got a boner

[–]nonvolatilelife 266ポイント267ポイント  (14子コメント)

They wouldn't do a joke like that on P&R. They let Chris Pratt make up his own content and if you see the bloopers most of them are super inappropriate....but awesome

[–]nickoly9 71ポイント72ポイント  (4子コメント)

But is it a scraped ad lib or did he actually get a boner?

[–]STALKS_YOUR_MOTHER 36ポイント37ポイント  (0子コメント)

I believe it...if Aubrey Plaza slapped me I'd certainly get a boner.

[–]The_Decoy 134ポイント135ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yes.

[–]Ford_Master_Race 32ポイント33ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thank you for the clarification. I wouldn't have guessed that was the case.

[–]celezter 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

that was a part of the blooper real i think, don't remember seeing that on the show.

[–]Tarijeno 147ポイント148ポイント  (8子コメント)

[–]antonious13 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love when Jim just dies from laughter. Great hearty laugh.

[–]kohoboy 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

Thank you good sir, that's the hardest I've laughed in a long time, made my night.

[–]HungryMoblin 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

By far the best blooper.

[–]iluvshran 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

UPVOTE FOR YOU LE GOOD SIR!

[–]Pussy_Diaper -5ポイント-4ポイント  (0子コメント)

are you new? Even Helen Keller has seen that.

[–]Reddisaurusrekts 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Chris Pratt - a comedian so good he makes other professional comedians break character. A comedian to comedians...

[–]ThisIsMyAngryFace 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't think he's a comedian. Is he? I thought he was just an actor

[–]redshores 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's a very funny guy but not a stand-up comedian.

[–]PM_guy 24ポイント25ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's a blooper, he actually got a boner

[–]CanadianJogger 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was just wondering that too!

[–]Johnnygunnz 84ポイント85ポイント  (5子コメント)

This is a commercial...

[–]AWildAnonHasAppeared 41ポイント42ポイント  (3子コメント)

Wow thank you so much for saying that. I thought people used professional cameras to randomly record strangers on a bus.

And to think that for a second I almost enjoyed this. Phew.

[–]Jdtrinh 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

You see the quality on that? You call that professional?!

/s

[–]A1BarbequeSauce 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

I dont get it then. You say you knew it was fake anyways.

Why are you here?

[–]Sfmtx123 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

Person 1: Hey look at this cool fact

Person 2: Fuck you for pointing out cool fact

And thus, idiots

[–]mddshire 579ポイント580ポイント  (84子コメント)

This made me happy. As if for one moment, the universe regained order.

[–]Rivalfox 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

its unfortunately fake

[–]strengthAndDevelop 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You don't record your bus transits? It's good karma.

[–]AstaraelGateaux 110ポイント111ポイント  (45子コメント)

Two people being massive assholes makes you happy...

[–]Yamulo 508ポイント509ポイント  (35子コメント)

One person being an asshole and one person being vindictive.

[–]IMind 203ポイント204ポイント  (9子コメント)

I prefer reciprocative

[–]phuck_yeah_brah 91ポイント92ポイント  (7子コメント)

Word too big. Dick stuck in dictionary.

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    [–]chisleu 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    instructions unclear, papercut on foreskin, please advise.

    [–]Mr_Fasion 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    You missed a wonderful opportunity to say dicktionary

    [–]ttWWW1 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Two actors playing out a scene clearly designed to appeal to justice fantasies.

    [–]sterob 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Or for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

    [–]JamesTheJerk 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Not butt stuff with the misses...

    [–]SweetNeo85 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    One's just a more specific type of the other.

    [–]SinProtocol 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    He's definitely a fan of House

    [–]Reddisaurusrekts 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    You're on reddit yet you don't understand the concept of Karma...

    [–]Reddisaurusrekts 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Karma is now gaining OP karma, there's a strange sense of neatness in that...

    [–]clutchfoot 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

    "funny"?

    [–]XHF 148ポイント149ポイント  (55子コメント)

    It's fake. It's not as funny when you realize it's fake.

    edit: OP was trying to prove gif is real, but edited his comment now. It's obviously fake. Source.

    [–]fantumn 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Yeah, was a social statement or something

    [–]The_Iron_Kraken 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Boy you sure sent OP back to school. He's getting pounded harder than a redheaded pornstar with daddy issues.

    [–]Moviephone431 108ポイント109ポイント  (10子コメント)

    If it wasn't fake, the guy who slapped her would have been tackled by 3 other guys on the bus...so i'm glad it's fake.

    [–]atmosphere325 27ポイント28ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Who'd randomly records a mundane bus ride in the first place?

    [–]JayceMJ 40ポイント41ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Or, you know, cuts to a better angle for the second slap.

    [–]MadHiggins 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    wow, can't believe OP was trying to pass off this quasi famous clip as an actual real event.

    [–]Ford_Master_Race 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Do not venture past this comment unless you like to see OP poorly defend himself.

    [–]dgmockingjay 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Oh, I just thought there was a camera on it's own

    [–]dude_with_amnesia 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It's fake. It's not as funny when you realize it's fake.

    Not really. I'm not gonna take back the laughs I gave when I realized oh my god its fucking fake.

    [–]nbshark 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Of course it's fake. Why would anyone be filming this.

    [–]WhiskeyOnASunday93 55ポイント56ポイント  (39子コメント)

    reddit loves this kinda thing like a fly loves shit

    [–]UnholyDemigod 22ポイント23ポイント  (36子コメント)

    If I see a link from /r/justiceporn on frontpage, it's practically guaranteed to be a chick getting punched by a guy. They sure do love seeing women getting beat up

    [–]Swamp85 22ポイント23ポイント  (4子コメント)

    They also love calling women "cunts," as evidenced by the two people that replied to you.

    [–]Wyzegy 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I, for one, love seeing cunts get beat up. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    [–]BlackBoxGamers 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    May I join in on this Circle Jerk?

    EDIT: Make sure you don't to /r/pussypassdenied, Someone further down the comment chain brought that up

    [–]Crimsai 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It's a real shame, cunt is such a fun word, its sad seeing it used for hatred.

    [–]non_consensual -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    We call men cunts too.

    Cunt.

    [–]Meistermalkav 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

    /r/justiceporn is not about women getting beat up. It's about people getting treated, sometimes by the universe, sometimes by other people, like they treat people that are not themselves. Other people can call it Karma, but I think Justice fits better.

    If you see the links from that sub on the frontpage, means out of all the glorious stuff justiceporn has, reddit choose to like THIS...

    [–]nacholicious 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

    It's just a coincidence that almost half of the top posts on that sub are of women getting beat up :/

    [–]Murgie 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I'm not really looking to take an active stance on the issue, but to pretend virtually every one of them (every one I've seen so far, anyway. I'm not a regular to the sub, so I'm just going by the first few pages of best of) doesn't start with that same woman beating on somebody else is nothing short of dishonest.

    I'm certainly not going to claim that the shit showcased on the sub tends to be proportional or in any way laudable, but again, I'm not going to feign ignorance to the very obvious and well known fact that these videos become viral so easily because it's extremely uncommon for such public altercations to turn physical when the woman happens to be playing the role of the antagonist.
    I mean, we're all perfectly aware that's why these videos receive more attention and generate more controversy.

    Hell, maybe I should consider taking an active stance on this, because I more I watch on their front page, the more apparent it becomes that nobody really gives a shit about justification when its a man getting hit in a public altercation.
    This dude here never so much as raises a hand, gets a punch in the face in response, and he's universally agreed to be the bad guy in the situation to the extent that not even the justice system gives a shit.

    If I see something like that being outright lauded with a woman as the victim of the violence, then you'd better believe I'll be the first in line to echo sentiments of sexism. But until that point, I'm not actually seeing any difference in how that sub reacts to women, other than a lack of videos in which they're punched in the face to public applause for words alone.

    [–]Murgie 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Hey man, say what you will, but from what I just saw on their best of page, you'd be hard pressed to argue that the people who make it to the top are ever victims of anything other than the holes they dig themselves.

    [–]Msingh999 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Like a fly on a pile of very seductive manure.

    [–]ix_xvi_mdcccx 16ポイント17ポイント  (4子コメント)

    I took the bus to and from high school every day for 4 years. One time the bus was really crowded leaving school and I got on really late. I was actually the last one on. so the bus was leaving and I grabbed a top rail as fast as I could to not fall. Only had one hand on so I was terrible off balance and the bus stops out of nowhere, immediately after it had just started going for one more kid. I was thrown but I still had the 1 hand on the rail and I like swung around and absolutely rammed this girl from behind with my pelic area similar to this video but like 10x greater force. It was so fucking awkward. And I couldn't even make a joke about it because I was a senior and I believe she was a freshmen or sophomore. I just looked down at my phone the rest of the bus ride. At least she didn't slap me though. She was probably traumatized.

    [–]Lord_Wrath 27ポイント28ポイント  (3子コメント)

    It probably wasn't even that big a deal to be honest. Shit that's embarassing to you is just another part of the day to someone else.

    [–]Youtube_Junkie 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Yeah I bet she's at home going, "Wonder if that's bugging him? I mean it's cool. Shit happens. Maybe I should have laughed it off. Shit I bet he feels awkward. I feel awkward because I think he feels awkward. "

    [–]LIVERLIPS69 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    "These feelings I've been having are coming out of no where and I don't know how to act anymore.. What should I do dad ?"

    [–]bunnymellow -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Lol so if someone's junk slaps your ass during a bump in the road, you would just brush it off? I think it'd be pretty traumatizing hahahaha. But accidents are accidents. A sincere apology should fix it. No need for slap battles.

    [–]caperingninny 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I forgot how funny things are when you're a teenage boy.

    [–]Aeternitas 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Either people commenting are >15 yrs old, or they can't handle the internet...

    [–]D2SovietPanda 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    fake and gay?

    [–]albertunes 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Why would anyone be recording this? Has to be fake

    [–]shane201 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I think it's some kind of public service announcement or part of a short film made in India. Here's a link to the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1JADWjEajg

    [–]Brilliant562 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Didn't we already confirm that this was staged?

    [–]lasttimewasabadtime -3ポイント-2ポイント  (19子コメント)

    Act like a man get treated like a man

    [–]_shadrach_ 54ポイント55ポイント  (1子コメント)

    hitting people isn't 'acting like a man'. It's acting like an idiot. That goes for both people in this gif (if it were real)

    [–]robroy78 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

    So act like an idiot get treated like an idiot?

    [–]emywox -3ポイント-2ポイント  (2子コメント)

    i wanna live in a world where this is ok. thats being equal among genders right there

    [–]tengu1337 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    'is all around'

    [–]mattsk8n 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    She liked it.

    [–]mrRuffles 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Equality. Bitch.

    [–]jabbaji -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Gender equality.

    [–]Foreplaying -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Finally! Gender Equality!

    [–]BoopsAndSnuggles -5ポイント-4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That's equality.

    [–]Gralkor -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    yes goddamn it, equality. If anybody slaps anybody for an accident, prepare to be slapped in return.

    [–]arayofhope -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    OP is an autist.

    What a surprise.

    [–]tasmidden -5ポイント-4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    How did they get footage of me and my girlfriend?

    [–]fuzzycuffs -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    HOW CAN HE SLAP

    [–]IntergalacticTire -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Is that Ray William Johnson?