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[–]joepaulk7 239ポイント240ポイント  (21子コメント)

That's a huge bar of soap

[–]TheThunderbird 115ポイント116ポイント  (11子コメント)

It's a Kohler Sok Tub. The water is lit to change colors and continually flows out over the lip. See more photos:

http://s3-media1.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/Wg_RbYw46H9r-DRiyFz_4w/o.jpg

http://www.us.kohler.com/webassets/kpna/galleries/image/bgallery_contemp_elegant.jpg

http://bkshowplace.com/files/2014/03/1621946_10152360579049451_1341087709_n.jpg

[–]N3koChan 52ポイント53ポイント  (3子コメント)

I think I want to die in that

[–]kalabaleek 78ポイント79ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd be content taking a bath.

[–]Patrik333 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

The cycling water would keep your corpse fresh!

[–]vodenii 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

That can be arranged.

[–]Doctor_Wife 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thank you for putting up pictures that make sense! Now that I understand what the fuck is going on, I can appreciate OP's picture.

[–]nill0c 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

Like a tiny infinity pool.

[–]Agret 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

http://m.us.kohler.com/mt/www.us.kohler.com/us/Bathing-Effervescence-Baths/sok/brand/429538/429535.htm

Not cheap but maybe if I saved really hard....lol dreams

[–]Tyler1986 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Awesome, I was wondering why there was such a large gap. Seemed like a design flaw but it's actually a design feature!

[–]tornato7 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

So you waste a human's volume of water every time you get in?

I don't think they'd sell well in California

[–]MikoSqz 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That is some classy shit, by Donald Trump's definition of 'classy'.

[–]pelvicmomentum 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That doesn't look comfortable

[–]Chrisfoxx3 132ポイント133ポイント  (7子コメント)

Yeah I think the idea is that you turn the tap on, get naked and just kinda writhe around a bit.

[–]Sklaj 65ポイント66ポイント  (5子コメント)

Sounds like a typical night at the pub.

[–]uhmerikin 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Writhe. I like that word. Writhe...

[–]zunkfunk -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Probably 2am chili ice soap

[–]mwtillotson 208ポイント209ポイント  (19子コメント)

I don't even know what I'm looking at.

[–]akaTheHeater 165ポイント166ポイント  (0子コメント)

The only thing that confuses me more than this picture is that OP just nonchalantly posted it with a completely normal title as if there isn't some serious fuckery going on in the photo.

[–]OdinsBeard 94ポイント95ポイント  (3子コメント)

Its a bathroom for people who have never cleaned a bathroom.

[–]alexanderwales 39ポイント40ポイント  (2子コメント)

Or for people who have maids to clean their bathrooms.

[–]gregsting 39ポイント40ポイント  (0子コメント)

I really hope these are the same people

[–]aethelmund 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's what they meant. Rich = not cleaning up your own siht

[–]ghost_mv 73ポイント74ポイント  (7子コメント)

apparently this hot tub has an "overflow catch"

so what looks like a giant block inside the hot tub is actually just a completely filled to the rim foamy hot tub inside the larger hot tub container.

[–]guy_guyerson 31ポイント32ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, like an "infinity edge" on a pool. But 4 of them. I've never been in a tub that you could fill literally to the rim, but I'd like to.

[–]LascielCoin 26ポイント27ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's not really a catch, the water is supposed to flow over the inner tub continuously, so that it always stays completely full.

[–]6ickle 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

That is cool but cleaning the gap in between must be a bitch.

[–]TODO_getLife 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

That's all well and good, but that's one tiny hot tub as well. It just looks like a slightly bigger bathtub.

[–]PM_ME_UR_REDDIT_GOLD 19ポイント20ポイント  (1子コメント)

I agree, it is not a hot tub, it is a luxury bathtub.

Edit: confirmed, kohler bath tub

[–]HallucinogenicToad 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy shit that's an expensive bath tub!

[–]heyiknowstuff 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's fucked up.

[–]robotslovemusic 48ポイント49ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yo dawg I heard you like bath tubs so I put a bathtub in your bathtub.

[–]team_satan 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's my sacrificial altar.

[–]miyari 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

HAH you made me feel so much better. I was sitting here yelling to myself, "WHAT IS THIS? WHAT AM I EVEN LOOKING AT? WHAT?"

[–]Terakahn 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I thought it was a table. =x

[–]IAMA_Shark__AMA 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's a tub with an overflow catch filled to the brim. I don't think it's actually a "hot tub" (in the sense that it has jacuzzi jets), I think OP was just making a play on words because of the fireplace.

[–]ferretflip 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

From the look of the flames and the silky look of the water, I'd say the shot was a fairly long exposure. The subject is a hot tub. But what kind of room is "hot tub?"

[–]no_talent_ass_clown 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nothing like a hot bath with a hot fire in your face. You'd be roasted at that distance!

[–]AlexHimself 38ポイント39ポイント  (11子コメント)

Is that a block of ice or a cover of some sort?

[–]RolandTargaryen 37ポイント38ポイント  (5子コメント)

Its a hot tub full to the brim. There's an over flow trench around it.

[–]wusooveo 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

that makes no sense, doesn't even look like water

[–]RolandTargaryen 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

Its got soap and bubbles. Also judging by the fire it looks like the camera was set to a longer exposure which would smooth out the bubbly water a bit.

[–]Hodaka 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's pectin for sure.

[–]foulmouthangel 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thank you. I could NOT figure out what was going on.

[–]pelvicmomentum 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

*bath tub

[–]superlarrio 22ポイント23ポイント  (4子コメント)

I expect that the photo is taken using a slow shutter speed, maybe even for a second, as the fire wouldn't have come out so well. As a result, the water was bubbling away/overflowing and that is what gives it the 'smooth' effect.

[–]_shifte 13ポイント14ポイント  (3子コメント)

But with perfect right angles? I don't know man

[–]mka_ 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ikr, there's definitely something in there

[–]socialisthippie 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's an overflow tub. It flows... over... the right angles of the 'outside' of the tub into the trench. The water sticks to the sides as it flows over.

Or im missing a joke and feel real dum

[–]procrastimom 12ポイント13ポイント  (2子コメント)

On first glance, I thought this was a kitchen island with a marble dough slab & a brick pizza oven.

[–]Royal_Citizen 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

haha I also thought it was a kitchen...

[–]Hodaka 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oversized farmhouse sink.

[–]jonhull22 58ポイント59ポイント  (5子コメント)

Nothing like sitting on a big slab of marble after a hard day.

[–]CaramiaRose 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

And waiting for a log to snap, pop, and roll into the water with you.

[–]Mezolithic -5ポイント-4ポイント  (3子コメント)

Nothing like getting clean then getting covered in ash as soon as you get out.

[–]uhmerikin 25ポイント26ポイント  (2子コメント)

Uh, how are you getting covered in ashes when you get out? You think you're gonna roll your ass through the fire upon exiting?

[–]Mezolithic 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Back-drafts tend to knock soot and ash down and back into the room, I was imagining a worst-case scenario.

[–]YourWizardPenPal 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

How else would Santa escape the scene of a B&E?

[–]theaether 32ポイント33ポイント  (0子コメント)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS this is everything I ever wanted!!

Love the overflow catch so you can dip all the way in and not make a mess. I imagine it'll get a bit too toasty on the side facing the fire, but luckily the faucet isn't in the tub itself so you can probably just switch positions.

All that extra space to put down towels, drinks, snacks, food, portable stereos, more candles...

Bathing's one of my favourite pastimes, if you can't tell :P Thanks for sharing!

[–]rollinthunder02 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

its just an over flow tub.

[–]PlazzmiK 15ポイント16ポイント  (18子コメント)

Looks like a b#tch to get in or out. But it does look awesome!

[–]breddy 26ポイント27ポイント  (14子コメント)

Why do you choose a word that you then need to censor? I see this all the time and when it's not a direct quote, I wonder why the writer doesn't just use a different word...

[–]iamaiamscat 11ポイント12ポイント  (4子コメント)

Turn off your word filter. On Reddit, go to settings -> language -> uncheck "filter out obscene content"

[–]breddy 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

Not sure if serious. 9 years on this site and I haven't heard of such a thing, nor is it in my settings.

Edit: maybe you can log in for me and do it? My password is *******

[–]MacDoof 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

Sorry bub but reddit censors passwords. Look, I can type my password, hunter2, but all you'll see is *******

[–]breddy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

OK I'll DM it to you then.

[–]iamaiamscat 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

teehee

[–]spattem 7ポイント8ポイント  (4子コメント)

Yeah, even if its censored its not like youre absolved from saying a "bad" word. You're still saying the word.

[–]breddy 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's what I'm saying. I don't get it, and I see it all the time. F--k that s--t!

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    [–]done_holding_back 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I disagree about it suggesting restraint. In my mind "bitch to get into" and "b#tch to get into" are functionality the same except the second one makes me assume they're a young teenager (not that that's accurate or a bad thing).

    [–]Deranged40 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    There's no restraint. The curse word "Bitch" was chosen and then used, even if it wasn't completely written out. He didn't use a different word. He just didn't spell it right.

    [–]_shifte 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    You misunderstand. He is only try to hashtag "tch". b #tch. You wouldn't get it mom

    [–]DaerionB 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    For f#cking emphasis of course, you s** of a b&"4!

    [–]Ilubalu -2ポイント-1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    It's out of sensitivity for people who don't like to see bad words; s/he's not censoring it for him/herself; s/he's doing it for you.

    [–]breddy 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That's exactly the thing I don't understand. If you want to respect someone who does not want to read the word bitch, the use a different word. Cutting out 1 letter might even call more attention to the word.

    [–]mada447 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

    bitch.

    [–]YourWizardPenPal 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I've always wondered that about these. It seems like a nice groove to accidentally snag an ankle in.

    Then there's polished marble around it which is going to be slick. It's actually just a nude jungle gym made out of hard and slick surfaces.

    [–]PlazzmiK 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Had something similar in our previous house, almost broke my neck multiple times.

    [–]Barge108 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Hot damn

    [–]MrFrillows 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It looks cozy but the layout is bizarre. This looks like someone added a sink and tub to their living room.

    [–]icansitstill 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Looks kinda kitchy tbh.

    [–]nerfherdingcat 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This looks so incredible. It would be so amazing to live somewhere that actually gets chilly and crawl into that tub and just play some music and lay your head back on one of those bath pillows and hope that the water doesn't start getting luke warm any time soon.

    [–]Szalachowski 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Pretty sure this is a granite sacrifice table with easy washing feature

    [–]crazynormal 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It's an infinity tub from Kohler and the filler and faucet are Kohler as well.

    [–]tmorgan175 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

    That would be one difficult fireplace to build a fire in.

    [–]FrogBlast 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Likely gas fireplace that starts via a remote control. #baller while you soak your balls.

    [–]duccy_duc 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Cool idea but design is so tacky.

    [–]snugglebuttt 18ポイント19ポイント  (49子コメント)

    I've said this before and I'll get downvoted for it again: this sub is obsessed with bathtubs. As soon as there's a bathtub y'all flip your shit. I fucking hate bathtubs. Baths are ridiculous wastes of time, and it ruins the room for anything else. You gonna have a friend or two for a cocktail in there now? No, because there's a fucking bathtub in the middle of the room, and it's weird to drink a mojito gathered around a goddamn tub. You're taking a beautiful room and/or view and putting something in it that you can only use 15 minutes a day (that's after you run a fucking bath, and if you want to stay longer you have to try to keep adding hot water... it's like waiting for a fucking oscillating fan to come back around except with pruny fingers). How about a fucking nice chair where you can read a book? You'll get a lot more use out of that, and if you decide you want to do something else with the room you can just pick it up and move it instead of calling a fucking plumber and ripping up the goddamn floor. This is like fucking diamonds--I don't know who the bathtub equivalent of DeBeers is, but they have convinced all you fuckers that bathtubs=luxury and magic. No. They're fucking stupid, overpriced, underused, and if you ever want to get rid of it you're going to get reamed.

    I could go on, but you probably get the picture.

    [–]toadstyle 56ポイント57ポイント  (7子コメント)

    But it's a bathroom. Why would I have people over for drinks and chill in the bathroom?

    [–]gizmo1024 30ポイント31ポイント  (1子コメント)

    mrbubblesandchill

    [–]toadstyle 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I like where this is going

    [–]doopdoopderp 18ポイント19ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Tony disagrees with you.

    [–]theaether 67ポイント68ポイント  (17子コメント)

    Eh it's fine if you don't like bathtubs but you're being awfully militant about it. Not sure how bathtubs can ruin a room that's specifically set aside for... bathing.... / showering, obviously, but what I'm saying is t that it's not MEANT to be a living/entertaining room.

    I super enjoy my baths and make it a special time where I can relax and spend quiet time to myself. It's nice to unwind at the end of the day in a bath with some scented candles and/or incense. I spend more than fifteen minutes per bath, and adding more hot water isn't such a huge unwieldy task like you're making it out to be (taps are awesome -- long gone are the days of having to boil your own bath water and transport it from the kitchens). I also read my books in my bath, and watch TV/movies in the bath, and sometimes have snacks and drinks too.

    I think what might be bothering me about your overly enthusiastic rant is that you're making it out to be some kind of class-based thing...? like we're all poor people wishing we had bathtubs only because rich people have them or something. comparing it to DeBeers, saying people who like bathtubs like it because it seems luxurious, it's overpriced, underused, etc. I guess I'm trying to defend us bath-lovers who don't like baths because of associations with these things but because we just like baths. And the better the space for a nicer bath, obviously the better we like it. I hate a lot of the bathtubs that get posted here, expensive/fancy or otherwise, because they would just be bad for a good bath.

    this is my bathtub btw... doesn't even take up much more space than would be used if it was just a standing shower.

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      [–]theaether 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I'm 5'4" and this tub is a bit long for me... Wish I had a footstool at the end or something. If you're 6'3" I can see how most tubs would be too small :( my husband is 6' and our tub is just a but small for him too. here's to a sincere hope that you will find your dream tub someday.

      [–]GoodShowDM 12ポイント13ポイント  (3子コメント)

      It's a fucking bathroom numbskull. Edit: you were not saying you wanted to have people over for cocktails in the bathroom, but it kind of sounded like it

      [–]team_satan 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

      that you can only use 15 minutes a day

      Nah, you have a shower everyday. The tub you use maybe twice a year.

      Actually now I realize that's a lie. I wash the dog in our tub fortnightly.

      [–]snugglebuttt -3ポイント-2ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Sink for small dog; outside for large dog. Also, my point is the bathtubs in this sub are ridiculous. If folks are just using them to wash dogs then it's even more absurd.

      [–]jasonchristopher 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

      My dog deserves the best that money can buy!

      [–]chadalem 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Oh, snugglebuttt, I think you just need to go an snuggle some buttt. The bathtubs won't hurt you, anymore.

      I agree that they're silly, but my wife likes taking baths. I take one at most like once a year. Whatever floats your boat.

      [–]mac_question 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

      I admire your passion.

      [–]dandaman0345 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I almost thought I was on /r/politics for a moment.

      [–]jasonchristopher 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I completely disagree with you but I find you your passion and anti bathtub rhetoric refreshing. Almost like a hot bath.

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      [–]vodenii 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

      It's called a bath room. You're looking for a sitting room.

      [–]somekook 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Ok Andy Rooney.

      [–]procrastablasta 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

      I'm with you. Bathtubs are pretty overrated. Especially the egg tubs everyone here still has a boner for, 3 years after the trend has peaked. I feel the same way about stand-alone hot tubs (I'm fine when its next to a pool, where the water cycles). By itself though there's just not enough water in them to keep it clean without a lot of chemistry, and those slippery plastics are nasty to sit your ass on IMO.

      But there is an answer. Allow me to introduce the Hot Tug. This solves all the problems with baths and turns bath time into an adventure with friends and drinking.

      [–]gizmo1024 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Risky click of the day.

      [–]snugglebuttt 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Now that's some absurdity I can get behind. Let's just keep it out of the home.

      [–]Temo_ 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Jesus christ

      [–]angry-cthulhu 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Mods are sleep, post sinks!

      [–]lessqqmorebbq 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      A lot of jetted bath fixtures have inline heaters so your water won't get cold.

      [–]jackdaniels05 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I feel like there was an episode of Episodes that had Beverly and Sean actually running a bath and making fun of how long it took to fill up.

      [–]HotTub 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Nice.

      [–]peopledontlikemypost 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I want to do my dishes there

      [–]A_Light_Spark 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

      How do you clean the gap between the bathtub and the outer shell? Bleach?

      [–]nonsensepoem 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      That's a problem for the 'help' to solve.

      [–]nofate301 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I would expect there to be a 4-way drain around the tub, and you would have a rinse arm to run any mess down the drains

      [–]done_holding_back 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Throw it away and buy a new one.

      [–]dj_destroyer 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      OMG YES. MOAR.

      [–]infinitezero8 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Is that just a massive sponge where the hot tub opening is supposed to be?

      [–]holysocks 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      looks like a kitchen

      [–]Scanlon 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Nice! Finally a sneak peek at the new set for James Brown Celebrity Hot Tub Party.

      [–]bluekhakis 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      That looks like a pain in the ass to clean, but if you can afford that you probably pay someone else clean your stuff.

      [–]treejunkie 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I feel like I could prepare dinner in this bathroom, I would not be surprised if it had a fridge.

      [–]tzippy84 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I'm not sure about the fireplace on eye level.

      [–]PackerBravo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Look at how the books are leaning. Clearly, these are active readers.

      [–]McWaddle 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Now that is a master bath set up for some serious bangin'.

      [–]heimdal77 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      It must be a pain in the ass to get that wood in.

      [–]bqnguyen 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      My first thought was "Who put a bath tub in the middle of their living room?"

      [–]Atsushi2ja -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

      tofu

      [–]great_account 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

      This room is for fucking.

      [–]hippercampus 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I would definitely crack my neck trying to get out of that

      [–]HenryHenderson 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Not very practical to tend that fire.

      [–]mobial 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      No one is ever going to read those books.

      [–]Rawscent -5ポイント-4ポイント  (1子コメント)

      'Honey, how can we possibly spend more on useless features in our bathroom to impress our friends when they come over for a shit?'

      [–]Bitchbitchbitcher 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

      No friends are pooping in this bathroom... they get the guest bathroom the size of a closet for that.

      [–]MikoSqz -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      This doesn't even make sense if you have servants to tend to the fireplace and dust those hardback books you've precariously perched over the tub for no goddamn reason. Have you ever sat that close to a fire? It is super uncomfortable, you get roasted.

      What a stupid, stupid room.