Finally got a flight where I had to share a row with this couple and their infant/toddler/I don't know these things, it's small. Not ONE word as I sat down in my aisle seat, nothing from them even acknowledging my existence. Only important because i was considering moving to a middle seat so they would have more room.

Then they asked if I could not fall asleep in case they needed to change her. No hello, no anything, just fucking entitlement. I was raised to be polite - and if they hadn't said anything, I was already planning on NOT falling asleep, because I chose the aisle. I wouldn't have gone to sleep, baby or not.

Well fuck them, I put on my noise cancelling headphones and worked to fall asleep - even though I had just finished a coffee. They tried to wake me up once, but I pretended to stay asleep. Then the shaking turned more frantic. Oh yes, the child had let one GO. The plane was not happy. I can handle smells, but this was a bit much even for me, so I eventually acted groggy and got up.

The bingos were unreal, "just wait until you have one of your own!!!!111," etc. I simply said that I wasn't that stupid and put my headphones back on. "But what if your wife wants one???" I hear through the headphones (this was a 6am flight that i am still on, rude being so loud...). They must have seen my wedding band.

I pointed to my husband in the aisle next to me. "I don't think I'm getting him pregnant." Shut them up.

Ladies and gentlemen, I am SO sorry for all the bingos you get, I almost never get any, and now I have a 2 hour layover coming and a bar with my name on it ><.