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[–]BlondeRed 951ポイント952ポイント  (99子コメント)

His teeth have never looked whiter

[–]not_so_plausible 331ポイント332ポイント  (82子コメント)

Is being jealous that black people seem to always have whiter teeth racist? Or is it contrasting colors I'm jealous of?

[–]gutter_rat_serenade 462ポイント463ポイント  (25子コメント)

Ssshhh. Don't say anything, but the government has been putting flouride in grape drink since 1975.

[–]kesekimofo 173ポイント174ポイント  (15子コメント)

Sugar, water, purple...and fluoride.

[–]tylerbird 57ポイント58ポイント  (8子コメント)

FLOURIDE IS PEOPLE!

[–]S1lent0ne 27ポイント28ポイント  (2子コメント)

The taste varies from person to person.

[–]demalo 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm probably really tasty because of all the marbling. But I'm probably really gristly and a bit gammy considering my diet.

[–]Tipop 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just use a slow cooker, that'll take care of it.

[–]Wisc_Bacon 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

So that's why Lil Waynes teeth are so white? He always talks about drinking purple..

[–]zackks 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That a new, starchy drink?

[–]Nurum 12ポイント13ポイント  (2子コメント)

A buddy of mine from Detroit used to work for a drink distributor. He said they had a line of colored fruit drinks that black people loved. He said he had heard them arguing over which one was the best. The funny thing is they were all the same flavor with different food coloring.

[–]yudansha14 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

Fluoride is for old people. Try T-dazzle!

[–]W3asl3y 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

All about that H2Flow

[–]Lingispingis 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love that song Whistle he does!

[–]BlondeRed 32ポイント33ポイント  (6子コメント)

I'm extremely white... So I'm not allowed to comment

[–]flamingboard 17ポイント18ポイント  (2子コメント)

Shit, you're almost translucent.

[–]That_White_Kid95 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Are you as white as me?

[–]BlondeRed 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Where are you on a scale from one to Jeremy Reed?

[–]Jay_Oh_Aitch_En 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well stop rubbing toothpaste all over your body.

[–]m1ss1ontomars2k4 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

[–]ReasonAmericana 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

Stocked up on some of that before I moved home from China.

http://i.imgur.com/Z18POke.jpg

[–]TrailerSwift 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

The Chinese name of the brand....., "黑人牙膏" (in English, "Black Person Toothpaste"), remains the same, and a Chinese-language advertising campaign reassured customers that "Black Person Toothpaste is still Black Person Toothpaste".

So I guess Chinese people that choose to use Darlie aren't racist against black people, but that's a pretty dumb name.

[–]eneka 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The Chinese name doesn't have any negative connotation, its actually a really popular toothpaste in Taiwan and Asia.

[–]Cortical 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

If it's just contrast you want, and you're white, you should get very dark teeth, with a slight turquoise hue to contrast against your pinkish skin.

[–]KoboldCommando 44ポイント45ポイント  (26子コメント)

Here's the thing, that isn't racist, since it's a product of color contrast and you recognize that. The only prejudice you're leveling against black people is that it seems like most of them have darker skin. Even Tumblr would have to stretch to call that claim racist.

But then, assuming you're white or at least not black, there are some people who will hear you make a judgement of blacks, however benign and non-absolute, and based on your race will judge you to be a racist.

So it's not racist, but could be perceived as racist due to racist anti-racists. What a world.

[–]tankpuss 11ポイント12ポイント  (16子コメント)

You can't call people black! That's racist.. non-caucasian seems to be the in vogue term today. Next week we'll have "person with the most visible melanin"

[–]moviequote88 4ポイント5ポイント  (8子コメント)

Meh. Nobody's really black or white anyway. Just shades of brown.

[–]tankpuss 15ポイント16ポイント  (2子コメント)

50 shades of brown is a completely different book, for people with a completely different kink.

[–]Nachteule 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

red 199/255

green 181/255

blue 174/255

[–]KoboldCommando 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

That's offensive to those who are differently-melanin-enabled!

For real though, non-caucasian encompasses a much, much larger subset of people, that's not actually being used by people in place of "black", is it?

[–]Seargyseargsearg 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

WOO WOO WOO WOO, CHECK YOUR SKIN PRIVILEGE BRO!

[–]AndHerNameIsSony 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

I told a black friend that the other day! He countered by saying it's because of all the malt liquor they drink...

[–]dikmoon999 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Get to the second comment, conversation is already about race. Good job, Reddit.

[–]dublinclontarf 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Neither, VW is just being racist now.

[–]jonnyrotten7 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

OMG, so racist! Get him!!!!!

[–]Scummycrummyday 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh thank god. I've always felt the same way..

[–]iamnomoney 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You might be into black girls like I am. The skin to skin thing is awesome. I'm pretty tan though.

[–]BestRedditGoy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

No it just makes you a cuck.

[–]YourFlysUndone 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

contrasting colours. Paint your face blue and your teeth will look bright yellow. Seriously try it.

[–]HawkHooves 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

He looked like a Fuckin' Oreo

[–]MajinGrizzly 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

And he's never been blacker..

[–]sex_on_wheels 552ポイント553ポイント  (7子コメント)

Tastes like cancer.

[–]Mithrawn 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Seriously, he lost 5 years off his life right there, no joke.

[–]Z_upp 215ポイント216ポイント  (52子コメント)

Why would anyone ever do this?

[–]beet111[S] 268ポイント269ポイント  (33子コメント)

boredom makes people do things they never thought about doing until that very moment.

[–]pred7290 163ポイント164ポイント  (26子コメント)

In college my roommate and i took 2 metal trays from the cafeteria and tried snowboarding on them down an icy hill.

It snowed then rained then froe over... The hill wasnt soft and fluffy... No it was iced over.

Long story short we had fun and i now have permanent scars on my arm and chin.

boredom makes people do things they never thought about doing until that very moment.

Tldr: ex college student. Can confirm.

[–]stumblebreak 47ポイント48ポイント  (12子コメント)

The thing is though that seems like fun when your thinking of it. "Let's use these trays to snowboard/sled don the hill!" I just don't think anyone would hear, "lets blow a shit load of car exhaust in our face!" And think hmmm that sounds like fun.

I also did the same thing in college. We called it tray-boarding.

[–]BangkokPadang 32ポイント33ポイント  (2子コメント)

Another fun thing to do with trays is to back over 2 of them in a front wheel drive car so they're under your back tires, lock the e-brake, and "drift" around a parking lot on the trays.

[–]demalo 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

See, I think this is from a more boring existence than the tray sledding. I came to this conclusion because it required a lot more though than just: flat thing slide down slippery hill. It takes some though and ingenuity to back over both trays on a front wheel drive car and set the E brake and then peel out.

[–]TokenBlockGuy 8ポイント9ポイント  (6子コメント)

Dude you will remember how much fun you had sledding for the rest of your life. I did this as well up in Michigan and boy.. what a time I had!!

[–]Jamesthebassbeast 4ポイント5ポイント  (4子コメント)

I live I. Northern Michigan and sled every year. It's always more fun When you go way too fast and end up in the woods, which we all intentionally used too do. Until someone nearly got hurt.

[–]TokenBlockGuy 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Ah a UPer :D Mackinaw island is one of the coolest places in the US! Sorry if I misspelled it.

[–]Jamesthebassbeast 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

It was Mackinac I thought. But I think that it is spelled that way now. Wouldn't know, not a Uper actually. But real far north.

[–]CrackersII 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Spelled Mackinac pronounced Mackinaw.

[–]KofOaks 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

We were stealing trays from the ski hill, coating them with Pam and using them as luges down the mountain :)

[–]devilwarier9 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

We have entire tray-boarding tournaments every winter at my university. Shit's cash.

[–]Ayatollah_Bahloni 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Did this in high school on those hard plastic trays. Connecticut. 1965 or thereabouts. Same crusty snow. Just hard enough to support a rider, but if you crashed, it was soft underneath. One of the best days of my young life, which was otherwise hell. Sorry about your scars.

[–]nanabojangles 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Another fun thing to do with trays and a car is to put the trays under the back 2 wheels and lock the brakes. Then drive around using the front wheel drive and sliding around. Really smart for totaling a car. But amazing fun.

[–]vcaguy 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

idle hands do the devils work.

[–]fuct_indy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Want to get quoted? Because that is how you get quoted.

[–]tweakalicious 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is why I just do drugs.

[–]tedstevens1923 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm all for going things that fuck you up in the short term or cover you with shit but this is someone long term cancer fucking about.

[–]neogod 10ポイント11ポイント  (6子コメント)

A diesel car can actually benefit from the back pressure if it's having a hard time starting. That may have been the case, but I doubt it, it doesn't look very cold where they are and modern diesels struggle the most when it's cold. When I was a diesel mechanic we would stick plywood or a cloth on the exhaust pipe and let it build up pressure then release it over and over and it'd usually help start a slightly stubborn engine.

[–]brainchild435 17ポイント18ポイント  (1子コメント)

Sometimes if you're having trouble starting a diesel if you cover up the exhaust it'll increase the pressure in the cylinders and might give it that extra bit to get it started.

[–]Mrloberflob 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

To clean/blow out the carbon I'm guessing?

[–]fRl1jOE_ 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is one way you test for an exhaust leak.

Or you can help the engine start. We used to have to do this to humvees.

[–]Hariizy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Check for leaks in the exhaust

[–]iridisss 149ポイント150ポイント  (3子コメント)

Holy fuck, cancer just creamed all over his face.

[–]tnydota 37ポイント38ポイント  (1子コメント)

Soots him pretty well

[–]NinjaBullets 29ポイント30ポイント  (14子コメント)

What are they doing?

[–]that_guy_fry 28ポイント29ポイント  (2子コメント)

Covering the exhaust pipe builds up back pressure which would have normally allowed the byproducts of combustion to escape. Instead, the mixture in the combustion chamber now not only has a fresh batch of fuel, but also byproducts of the last cycle which burn again and produce a lot of soot.

[–]Tired-Swine 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Out of all the things I've had in my face, I never thought this would be the one I'd want most.

[–]tjb423 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't want to say you're wrong but /u/leviwhite9 has a more accurate answer below

[–]fisch09 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

I saw a friend do this once with a humvee. For some reason it helped it start. I wish I knew enough about cars to elaborate.

[–]ThoseDamnBombTechs 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's something to do with back pressure, it was explained to me very very VERY briefly, but yea, back pressure + shit HMMWV + Army 'magic' = running truck

[–]papdog 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Engine does less work on the incoming air/exhaust stream allowing it turn much easier. The 'back pressure' is essentially the effect from lower flow through/out the exhaust pipe.

[–]ErrorSx 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think it has something to do with the injectors not putting out fuel, or too little while cranking. fuel enters exhaust, doing this gives the engine enough fuel to start. Saw it explained on here a while back.

[–]RyHe11 39ポイント40ポイント  (3子コメント)

I NEED TO SEE HIM TAKE THOSE GLASSES OFF THOUGH.

[–]Tyrensy 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

Came here to say this. But, I'm no quitter.

I NEED TO SEE HIM TAKE THOSE GLASSES OFF THOUGH.

[–]JMCrown 99ポイント100ポイント  (8子コメント)

Ze goggles...zey do nothing!!

[–]DMC_Hotness 14ポイント15ポイント  (2子コメント)

There's literally a simpson's quote about getting soot in your face from an exhaust pipe, and this is the one you go with.

"Of course, it was kind of hard to think of reasons for me to look in that exhaust pipe every time, but, you know -- we had good writers. William Faulkner can write an exhaust pipe gag that would really make you think."

[–]T-Other1 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh no, he killed the original Alfalfa!

[–]JMCrown 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Meh, goggles...German accent. It seemed to fit.

[–]ObLaDi 108ポイント109ポイント  (2子コメント)

this kills the lungs

[–]Jack-Daniel 34ポイント35ポイント  (1子コメント)

And whatever little brain cells he has.

[–]thedude213 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

Specifically the last two that were rubbing together to stay warm.

[–]SlightlyStable 48ポイント49ポイント  (1子コメント)

That car just sharted on that poor man.

[–]H278 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

Don't breathe this

[–]iciclecube 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

haven't watched a blend tec video in ages

[–]Andrakon 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Anybody got a video sauce?

[–]cynicaljedi 6ポイント7ポイント  (4子コメント)

How hot would that exaust be?

[–]the_hamturdler 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

It's uncomfortably hot but not so much to give burns, at least on my car.

[–]chinkostu 12ポイント13ポイント  (2子コメント)

Meanwhile, at VW, when theres an Alfa Romeo in....

[–]Slimy_Shart_Socket 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Source? I gotta see this.

[–]IAmGoingToFuckThat 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

'smile so I can see you'

[–]Zentharian 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

This could easily be in /r/oddlysatisfying if he had only taken off his goggles afterwards.

[–]scoliosisgiraffe 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

aaaand face cancer. .

[–]Algirdas0 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's an Alfa Romeo...

[–]elpapaaaa 36ポイント37ポイント  (14子コメント)

As a certified and expert in car exhausts I can tell you that this is regular procedure with blocked pipes.
When the exhaust is blocked the system will generate what is known as ferrosulfituous dust that is highly volatile and heavy, the sudden release of the block causes it to clean the inner part of the exhaust, thus saving you a lot of money in spare parts.

[–]Standardasshole 92ポイント93ポイント  (0子コメント)

But do you have to take a facial from satan?

[–]crodensis 31ポイント32ポイント  (2子コメント)

somehow i feel like taking it to the face is not regular procedure.

[–]Oznog99 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

ferrosulfituous dust

That would never work... it isn't even a word...

[–]Twisted-Biscuit 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is this similar to blowing out a diesel particle filter?

[–]OktoberStorm 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

GGG: Saving the customer a little money while taking the bill on lung cancer.

[–]KungFooGrip 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

Black face is super racist.

[–]DownvoteDaemon 17ポイント18ポイント  (1子コメント)

As a black person this rolling coal thing is bizarre.

[–]KungFooGrip 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't worry, it's confusing as a white person too.

[–]Eddie-Spaghetti 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Aaaaaannnnnnddddd now you have cancer

[–]Sweater_Vests 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

He looks like a hidden character in a game who hasn't been unlocked

[–]ejacent 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The end of the night after a first date.

[–]danmessy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I feel this guy got instant cancer.

[–]fecalfeast420 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This kills the face with cancer in 20 years

[–]MSL0727 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Passed emissions!"

[–]DemonicPickle 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is it just me or from the side does that look like Patton Oswalt?

[–]Quackalicioso 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

His blackface game is real

[–]jbrandt01 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Never mind that emissions in question are colorless and odorless gasses.

[–]odel555q 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This guy must have graduated from Elmer Fudd University.

[–]Rusty_Battleaxe 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good thing he was wearing glasses.

[–]Jamesthebassbeast 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

That seems quite dangerous. It can't be heathy to breath that in, even just a little.

[–]goldzatfig 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Except that's an Alfa Romeo

[–]iamriot 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Meanwhile on facebook.

[–]thebaconisforever 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

exactly what I was thinking...Im starting to see content on facebook first, then hours later I see it on reddit.

[–]SubastionSai 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wha...what was the expectation here?

[–]icicleridge 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He must have had his cancer treatment plan worked out ahead of time.

[–]TClubb 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh he knew exactly what he was doing

[–]memphishayes 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Black headroom

[–]gopego 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

instant superhero mask :p

[–]just_s0me_guy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

money shot - takes it right in the face!

[–]ImDravenUCrazy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

When your credit score goes down.

[–]TreefingerX 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Any publicity is good publicity

[–]j0b0t 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ready... Set... Go! PASSED!

[–]halffix1 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm going to guess that's a turbo diesel car and wheb the engine stalls it dumps the compress exhaust/unburnt fuel mix as black cloud

[–]thatstheducksnuts 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's one way to get government benefits

[–]644Mary 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Only took you a few hours to make after stealing this joke from the comments of the original post.

[–]Nitokris 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Serious question: Why did he do that in the first place? Do you do that to check something?

[–]SRTie4k 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The new VW Ford Focus?

[–]Hogans_hero 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

ttp://i.imgur.com/TnQRX6v.gifv

[–]this_1_is_mine 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He got blacked.

[–]ScoochMagooch 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love Al Jolson!

[–]FreeMan4096 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

looks extremely unhealthy. Even if he quickly holds the breath.

[–]MrSafety 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is not a safe thing to do.

[–]ColFrogfoot 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

he got smoked

[–]Mrjocool 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is this how black people are made?

[–]CannedDaisies 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can someone explain what happened here to a guy who doesn't understand how cars work?

[–]agha0013 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Meanwhile in Texas, there's "Rolling Coal" which is somehow legal and perfectly OK for grown men to do. Though some states are finally starting to implement laws against it.

[–]Micotu 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Was that Wesley Snipes?

[–]laskoriff 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's gonna have some awful acne.

[–]Mathiou 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was so waiting to take off the glasses! Dissapointed...

[–]readysethoe 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why is no one disappointed that he didn't take off his goggles? Is it like cartoons? Will the part of his face beneath the goggles be completely white? I need to know.