Aspiring import model

cheefatheproperpoppa:

madamgyoza:

i want to give this guy next to me in class a mechanical pencil cuz he was trying to sharpen his wooden pencil n i could kinda tell he was embarrassed but i dont want him to fall in love w me

there once was a story, about love. It all started with a mechanical pencil. An open-hearted gesture fulfilling the forever pastures of academic…….

you guys can mock all u want but crazier things have happened. it’s not cuz i think i’m so beautiful n smart n funny n perfect it’s cuz he’s a male and i’m a female and men don’t know how to differentiate manners and flirting. men weren’t raised by their parents, by society, be their peers, to know how to do these things. it’s no one’s fault but i kno better and am going to avoid impending circumstances. 

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    lmao, gotdamn. Break the male species down one more gain girl.

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    you guys can mock all u want but crazier things have happened. it’s not cuz i think i’m so beautiful n smart n funny n...

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