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[–]mwtillotson 64ポイント65ポイント  (7子コメント)

I don't even know what I'm looking at.

[–]akaTheHeater 50ポイント51ポイント  (0子コメント)

The only thing that confuses me more than this picture is that OP just nonchalantly posted it with a completely normal title as if there isn't some serious fuckery going on in the photo.

[–]OdinsBeard 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

Its a bathroom for people who have never cleaned a bathroom.

[–]alexanderwales 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or for people who have maids to clean their bathrooms.

[–]robotslovemusic 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yo dawg I heard you like bath tubs so I put a bathtub in your bathtub.

[–]ghost_mv 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

apparently this hot tub has an "overflow catch"

so what looks like a giant block inside the hot tub is actually just a completely filled to the rim foamy hot tub inside the larger hot tub container.

[–]team_satan 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's my sacrificial altar.

[–]IAMA_Shark__AMA 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's a tub with an overflow catch filled to the brim. I don't think it's actually a "hot tub" (in the sense that it has jacuzzi jets), I think OP was just making a play on words because of the fireplace.

[–]joepaulk7 85ポイント86ポイント  (9子コメント)

That's a huge bar of soap

[–]Chrisfoxx3 54ポイント55ポイント  (4子コメント)

Yeah I think the idea is that you turn the tap on, get naked and just kinda writhe around a bit.

[–]Sklaj 24ポイント25ポイント  (2子コメント)

Sounds like a typical night at the pub.

[–]uhmerikin 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Writhe. I like that word. Writhe...

[–]TheThunderbird 22ポイント23ポイント  (3子コメント)

It's a Kohler Sok Tub. The water is lit to change colors and continually flows out over the lip. See more photos:

http://s3-media1.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/Wg_RbYw46H9r-DRiyFz_4w/o.jpg

http://www.us.kohler.com/webassets/kpna/galleries/image/bgallery_contemp_elegant.jpg

http://bkshowplace.com/files/2014/03/1621946_10152360579049451_1341087709_n.jpg

[–]N3koChan 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

I think I want to die in that

[–]kalabaleek 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd be content taking a bath.

[–]vodenii 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That can be arranged.

[–]AlexHimself 16ポイント17ポイント  (7子コメント)

Is that a block of ice or a cover of some sort?

[–]RolandTargaryen 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

Its a hot tub full to the brim. There's an over flow trench around it.

[–]wusooveo 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

that makes no sense, doesn't even look like water

[–]RolandTargaryen 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Its got soap and bubbles. Also judging by the fire it looks like the camera was set to a longer exposure which would smooth out the bubbly water a bit.

[–]superlarrio 8ポイント9ポイント  (3子コメント)

I expect that the photo is taken using a slow shutter speed, maybe even for a second, as the fire wouldn't have come out so well. As a result, the water was bubbling away/overflowing and that is what gives it the 'smooth' effect.

[–]jonhull22 25ポイント26ポイント  (3子コメント)

Nothing like sitting on a big slab of marble after a hard day.

[–]theaether 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS this is everything I ever wanted!!

Love the overflow catch so you can dip all the way in and not make a mess. I imagine it'll get a bit too toasty on the side facing the fire, but luckily the faucet isn't in the tub itself so you can probably just switch positions.

All that extra space to put down towels, drinks, snacks, food, portable stereos, more candles...

Bathing's one of my favourite pastimes, if you can't tell :P Thanks for sharing!

[–]PlazzmiK 9ポイント10ポイント  (15子コメント)

Looks like a b#tch to get in or out. But it does look awesome!

[–]breddy 16ポイント17ポイント  (11子コメント)

Why do you choose a word that you then need to censor? I see this all the time and when it's not a direct quote, I wonder why the writer doesn't just use a different word...

[–]iamaiamscat 9ポイント10ポイント  (4子コメント)

Turn off your word filter. On Reddit, go to settings -> language -> uncheck "filter out obscene content"

[–]breddy 8ポイント9ポイント  (3子コメント)

Not sure if serious. 9 years on this site and I haven't heard of such a thing, nor is it in my settings.

Edit: maybe you can log in for me and do it? My password is *******

[–]MacDoof 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

Sorry bub but reddit censors passwords. Look, I can type my password, hunter2, but all you'll see is *******

[–]breddy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

OK I'll DM it to you then.

[–]iamaiamscat 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

teehee

[–]spattem 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yeah, even if its censored its not like youre absolved from saying a "bad" word. You're still saying the word.

[–]breddy 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's what I'm saying. I don't get it, and I see it all the time. F--k that s--t!

[–]treycook -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Eh, I understand why it looks ridiculous (particularly on the internet, where everyone curses like sailors), but I also understand the thought behind it. It delivers most of the sentiment, but with a modicum of restraint.

It wouldn't have been quite the same to say "that looks very difficult to get in or out of." Doesn't evoke the same emotions or elicit the same response.

[–]Ilubalu 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's out of sensitivity for people who don't like to see bad words; s/he's not censoring it for him/herself; s/he's doing it for you.

[–]_shifte 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You misunderstand. He is only try to hashtag "tch". b #tch. You wouldn't get it mom

[–]DaerionB 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

For f#cking emphasis of course, you s** of a b&"4!

[–]mada447 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

bitch.

[–]YourWizardPenPal 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

I've always wondered that about these. It seems like a nice groove to accidentally snag an ankle in.

Then there's polished marble around it which is going to be slick. It's actually just a nude jungle gym made out of hard and slick surfaces.

[–]PlazzmiK 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Had something similar in our previous house, almost broke my neck multiple times.

[–]procrastimom 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

On first glance, I thought this was a kitchen island with a marble dough slab & a brick pizza oven.

[–]Royal_Citizen 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

haha I also thought it was a kitchen...

[–]Barge108 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hot damn

[–]rollinthunder02 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

its just an over flow tub.

[–]MrFrillows 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It looks cozy but the layout is bizarre. This looks like someone added a sink and tub to their living room.

[–]snugglebuttt 10ポイント11ポイント  (29子コメント)

I've said this before and I'll get downvoted for it again: this sub is obsessed with bathtubs. As soon as there's a bathtub y'all flip your shit. I fucking hate bathtubs. Baths are ridiculous wastes of time, and it ruins the room for anything else. You gonna have a friend or two for a cocktail in there now? No, because there's a fucking bathtub in the middle of the room, and it's weird to drink a mojito gathered around a goddamn tub. You're taking a beautiful room and/or view and putting something in it that you can only use 15 minutes a day (that's after you run a fucking bath, and if you want to stay longer you have to try to keep adding hot water... it's like waiting for a fucking oscillating fan to come back around except with pruny fingers). How about a fucking nice chair where you can read a book? You'll get a lot more use out of that, and if you decide you want to do something else with the room you can just pick it up and move it instead of calling a fucking plumber and ripping up the goddamn floor. This is like fucking diamonds--I don't know who the bathtub equivalent of DeBeers is, but they have convinced all you fuckers that bathtubs=luxury and magic. No. They're fucking stupid, overpriced, underused, and if you ever want to get rid of it you're going to get reamed.

I could go on, but you probably get the picture.

[–]theaether 32ポイント33ポイント  (7子コメント)

Eh it's fine if you don't like bathtubs but you're being awfully militant about it. Not sure how bathtubs can ruin a room that's specifically set aside for... bathing.... / showering, obviously, but what I'm saying is t that it's not MEANT to be a living/entertaining room.

I super enjoy my baths and make it a special time where I can relax and spend quiet time to myself. It's nice to unwind at the end of the day in a bath with some scented candles and/or incense. I spend more than fifteen minutes per bath, and adding more hot water isn't such a huge unwieldy task like you're making it out to be (taps are awesome -- long gone are the days of having to boil your own bath water and transport it from the kitchens). I also read my books in my bath, and watch TV/movies in the bath, and sometimes have snacks and drinks too.

I think what might be bothering me about your overly enthusiastic rant is that you're making it out to be some kind of class-based thing...? like we're all poor people wishing we had bathtubs only because rich people have them or something. comparing it to DeBeers, saying people who like bathtubs like it because it seems luxurious, it's overpriced, underused, etc. I guess I'm trying to defend us bath-lovers who don't like baths because of associations with these things but because we just like baths. And the better the space for a nicer bath, obviously the better we like it. I hate a lot of the bathtubs that get posted here, expensive/fancy or otherwise, because they would just be bad for a good bath.

this is my bathtub btw... doesn't even take up much more space than would be used if it was just a standing shower.

[–]toadstyle 8ポイント9ポイント  (5子コメント)

But it's a bathroom. Why would I have people over for drinks and chill in the bathroom?

[–]gizmo1024 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

mrbubblesandchill

[–]toadstyle 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like where this is going

[–]snugglebuttt -3ポイント-2ポイント  (2子コメント)

No man. You're not getting it. You put the bathroom somewhere out of the way and don't spend a shit ton of money on it. You spend money on a fancy drawing room with a view.

[–]toadstyle 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

to each there own though. I would agree but whatevs

[–]AtOurGates 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think most of the over-top-bathtubs we see in here aren't in homes that were particularly limited by budget.

My guess is they spent a shit-ton of money on most every room in their house.

[–]doopdoopderp 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

Tony disagrees with you.

[–]snugglebuttt -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Haha--yeah when you have a ridiculous amount of cash go for it =)

[–]chadalem 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh, snugglebuttt, I think you just need to go an snuggle some buttt. The bathtubs won't hurt you, anymore.

I agree that they're silly, but my wife likes taking baths. I take one at most like once a year. Whatever floats your boat.

[–]GoodShowDM 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

It's a fucking bathroom numbskull. Edit: you were not saying you wanted to have people over for cocktails in the bathroom, but it kind of sounded like it

[–]snugglebuttt -3ポイント-2ポイント  (2子コメント)

A Ferrari is a car, but you're going to pay $1mil for it and drive it once a year...

[–]GoodShowDM 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

If you can afford a $1 million car you can afford to drive it whenever you want. In fact, thats probably who would have tgis tub. The tub is not just for one. It's for someone with an awesome house, awesome life, and a sexy woman who will no doubt be seduced by his tub. And yea, this guy has time to chill in the tub if he wants. Admittedly I read your comment as insanity - why would anyone invite people over to the batgroom , but I see what you were getting at. I don't take batha either, but if I had that tub, house, income, car, life. I'd fucking take baths.

[–]mac_question 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I admire your passion.

[–]team_satan 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

that you can only use 15 minutes a day

Nah, you have a shower everyday. The tub you use maybe twice a year.

Actually now I realize that's a lie. I wash the dog in our tub fortnightly.

[–]procrastablasta 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'm with you. Bathtubs are pretty overrated. Especially the egg tubs everyone here still has a boner for, 3 years after the trend has peaked. I feel the same way about stand-alone hot tubs (I'm fine when its next to a pool, where the water cycles). By itself though there's just not enough water in them to keep it clean without a lot of chemistry, and those slippery plastics are nasty to sit your ass on IMO.

But there is an answer. Allow me to introduce the Hot Tug. This solves all the problems with baths and turns bath time into an adventure with friends and drinking.

[–]gizmo1024 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Risky click of the day.

[–]snugglebuttt -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Now that's some absurdity I can get behind. Let's just keep it out of the home.

[–]jackdaniels05 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I feel like there was an episode of Episodes that had Beverly and Sean actually running a bath and making fun of how long it took to fill up.

[–]Temo_ 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jesus christ

[–]vodenii 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's called a bath room. You're looking for a sitting room.

[–]HotTub 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nice.

[–]peopledontlikemypost 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I want to do my dishes there

[–]A_Light_Spark 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

How do you clean the gap between the bathtub and the outer shell? Bleach?

[–]dj_destroyer 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

OMG YES. MOAR.

[–]Szalachowski 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pretty sure this is a granite sacrifice table with easy washing feature

[–]infinitezero8 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is that just a massive sponge where the hot tub opening is supposed to be?

[–]holysocks 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

looks like a kitchen

[–]crazynormal 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's an infinity tub from Kohler and the filler and faucet are Kohler as well.

[–]Scanlon 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nice! Finally a sneak peek at the new set for James Brown Celebrity Hot Tub Party.

[–]tmorgan175 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That would be one difficult fireplace to build a fire in.

[–]Rawscent -5ポイント-4ポイント  (1子コメント)

'Honey, how can we possibly spend more on useless features in our bathroom to impress our friends when they come over for a shit?'

[–]Bitchbitchbitcher 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

No friends are pooping in this bathroom... they get the guest bathroom the size of a closet for that.