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[–]DrKaptain 1085ポイント1086ポイント  (44子コメント)

I'm proud of Bill, he continuously goes on shows like this with people who have no respect for sciences and is able to keep calm without striking back at them the same way they do.

[–]littleday 216ポイント217ポイント  (22子コメント)

I almost felt like at the end of this he was getting quit frustrated, something I haven't seen really from him to much...

I wouldn't have lasted as long, i would have punched that dipshit in the face(the young white guy, no idea who he is).

[–]stmstr 140ポイント141ポイント  (2子コメント)

At the end? I feel like he was frustrated the moment that one idiot started talking. Just look at Bill's face when that guy mentions ISIS. At the trump joke Bill laughs. At the "Let's defeat ISIS!" comment he just goes full "is this guy for fucking real?" for a few moments.

[–]artyen 72ポイント73ポイント  (3子コメント)

I don't think he expected to get hit with such proud scientific ignorance and willful disregard for the importance of this discovery, at least not on a show that Jon Stewart helped create.

[–]PvPIsMurder 3270ポイント3271ポイント  (248子コメント)

"Less than half"

raises eyebrows

[–]Hatecraft 1737ポイント1738ポイント  (120子コメント)

I don't understand how she feels insulted when he says that. Seriously, what is he supposed to say?

[–]dreadstrong97 1581ポイント1582ポイント  (51子コメント)

You'd weigh a little under 200lbs.

That'd be a fitting response for the bitch.

[–]MuchoMaas49 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't think she was insulted. I think she realized she was riding the other dudes gimmick too hard, and had the realization that she was just looking like a stupid asshole. You can hear the strain in Bill's voice early on that he knows that she knows better, probably because they talked before the show.

These are all just characters (including Bill Nye,) and sometimes people just get caught up in what they're doing, and don't realize what they're doing.

[–]crazyzach21 777ポイント778ポイント  (27子コメント)

I love that she was offended that he answered her like she is an idiot. Oh wait she is an idiot.

[–]joeystax 623ポイント624ポイント  (3子コメント)

She had fun playing the fool right up until Bill exposed her as one.

[–]l0calher0 78ポイント79ポイント  (4子コメント)

It's like she's an idiot pretending to be an idiot.

[–]renaldomoon 136ポイント137ポイント  (2子コメント)

You ask a stupid question, you get a stupid answer.

[–]Rohaq 544ポイント545ポイント  (29子コメント)

Honestly, the funniest thing said during the entire thing. And it was said by a scientist. On a comedy show.

Sit back and consider how depressing that is.

[–]AadeeMoien 356ポイント357ポイント  (17子コメント)

Bill Nye is an entertainer/comedian too.

[–]IcePhoenix96 230ポイント231ポイント  (10子コメント)

Yup! He and Neil Degrasse Tyson on the StarTalk Radio show are fucking hilarious. Two incredibly smart men with a widely appealing humor, couldn't ask for more.

[–]_ruinr_ 1051ポイント1052ポイント  (32子コメント)

He ROASTED that bitch and knew it instantly. God damn Bill Nye you a fuckin' G.

This needs to be an unexpected thug life video.

[–]GlastonBerry48 3471ポイント3472ポイント  (172子コメント)

Science is all about a series of small discoveries that turn into big innovations, we wouldn't have electricity or computers or telecommunications if people thought "why are you studying electrons? They're so tiny they can't do a fucking thing!"

[–]hiding_from_my_gf 2041ポイント2042ポイント  (78子コメント)

I was bored of electrons after i saw my third one.

[–]PM_Your_Ducks 1308ポイント1309ポイント  (64子コメント)

Can you make a sex tape with electrons?

[–]Smooth_McDouglette 1303ポイント1304ポイント  (50子コメント)

That's literally the only way to make a sex tape

[–]crwcomposer[🍰] 162ポイント163ポイント  (44子コメント)

Hand-cranked film. What now?

Edit: yes, I'm aware electrons are in all matter, and that they're also involved in light absorption/reflection and film exposure. I was just joking around.

[–]Smooth_McDouglette 88ポイント89ポイント  (20子コメント)

That would be a sex reel. Also I'm not a scientist but I imagine electrons are involved somehow even in film.

[–]Bananawamajama 28ポイント29ポイント  (13子コメント)

OK, what if you just took two people having sex, and then wrapped them in duct tape to preserve the moment?

[–]Glostick 39ポイント40ポイント  (8子コメント)

A photon hits the film, which jiggles the electrons in the film.

[–]NimX3 240ポイント241ポイント  (22子コメント)

Electricity and steam power was known since ancient Greece and ignored as novelties since no one could figure out what to do with them, because they couldn't do anything with them. Steam locomotives, for example, required steel stronger than anything they had.

[–]Lies-All-The-Time 288ポイント289ポイント  (12子コメント)

"Why would I worry about electricity and steam, Rome is invading."

[–]El_Minadero 164ポイント165ポイント  (7子コメント)

And thus the athenians missed out on their opportunity to invent the little known genre, classical steampunk

[–]ABusFullaJewz 35ポイント36ポイント  (2子コメント)

Add a little pink and green Japanese text and a copy of Windows ME and you've got classical vaporpunk.

[–]TheTVTropesGuy 392ポイント393ポイント  (17子コメント)

Real discoveries don't go "eureka!"

Real discoveries go, "huh... That's funny. Hey Bill comere and take a look at these numbers"

[–]Malor 397ポイント398ポイント  (7子コメント)

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'"

-- Isaac Asimov

[–]touchedbyamallangel 27ポイント28ポイント  (3子コメント)

I love it, and the many images it conjures

[–]zijital 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

On mobile so can't find it, but there's a part in Bill Byrson's "Short History of Nearly Everything" where scientist A calls up scientist B & asks B how to get rid of some static they keep getting in their equipment & they just couldn't get rid of it. The static was actually proof of the big bang / proof of a the universe expanding, and exactly what scientist B was desperately trying to find.

[–]kotkaiser 2676ポイント2677ポイント  (294子コメント)

I don't get this show. Why did they invite him when they're obviously not interested in this big news? Why is this weird loud dude there? Why does he think he is clever by showing a cup of water? What has fucking Isis to do with it?

I stopped there to be honest. I heard two sentences of that I guy in my life now and I hate him passionately.

[–]DoubleJesusPower 1292ポイント1293ポイント  (46子コメント)

They are nobody "comedians" caught up in the futile struggle to remain relevant and "funny". They make shitty jokes and spout buzz words (Trump, ISIS) and hope that their pitiful excuses for jokes will get people to laugh and remember that they exist. Their families force laughter at get-togethers and that falsely enforces this idea in their head that they are humorous.

Basically the same reason they invited Bill to the show. They're trying to ride that Twitter headline "Water on Mars" to some sort of relevancy because the writers have no fucking imagination beyond "what's trending this week and how can we get viewers".

[–]shavedd_beaver 232ポイント233ポイント  (26子コメント)

I wish everyone could just understand this. It's so sad to see pride in ignorance... sometimes I just want to be a cat and not know anything at all. It would be a lot easier.

[–]carmiggiano 84ポイント85ポイント  (11子コメント)

Dude, I think about being a cat a lot more than one dude should think about being a cat.

[–]sheepsleepdeep 1363ポイント1364ポイント  (169子コメント)

I promise you Larry Wilmore is embarassed right now. He loves science and he is a huge fan of Bill Nye. I love his style and his timing, but his producers have failed him. The show is now three 7 minute segments the final of which is a round table panel of nobodies and sometimes one "somebody". The nobodies try desperately for that tweetable quote to get a tiny slice of exposure while the "somebody" either is treated with reverence or complete disrespect.

Larry deserves better producers.

[–]somebodybettercomes 579ポイント580ポイント  (71子コメント)

He should be embarrassed. What the fuck is he trying to accomplish by empowering this idiocy? I don't know anything about him but I'm pissed off at him after watching this bullshit.

[–]Felixlives 253ポイント254ポイント  (36子コメント)

If the water on Mars was katlyn Jenners tears she would care about Mars.... I seriously felt ill when she said that. Please tell me these absolute ignorant mind washed stooges are a minority among Americans. Please tell me this country isn't that absolutely stupid.

[–]RobinYoHood 34ポイント35ポイント  (4子コメント)

Don't judge an entire country with over 300 million based off two idiot "comedians" on a washed up show. That's like asking if Hitler represents all of the german people or if Justin Bieber represents all canadians.

[–]sarcasmandsocialism 92ポイント93ポイント  (5子コメント)

Eh, I haven't seen that many episodes but in the ones I've seen they've all had people who are bad of being cynical and apathetic. Does Wilmore really not have enough control to say stop bringing on people who don't have anything intelligent to say?

[–]tinyweinr 25ポイント26ポイント  (3子コメント)

They probably can't bring such people in. I mean most nights they have the same people and those people are usually Nighly Show contributors/producers.

[–]drfetusphd 139ポイント140ポイント  (30子コメント)

My girlfriend loves the Nightly Show and prefers it over Last Week Tonight (which I believe is the "true" successor to the Daily Show until I see more of Trevor Noah, who's pretty good). Last night's episode was the first I've seen of the Nightly Show and I need to say that I was shocked that this panel made it to air. If it wasn't for her opinion of the show holding me back, I would say that this show deserves to be canned. I'll

[–]s1thl0rd 34ポイント35ポイント  (1子コメント)

It seemed pretty obvious what they were going for. They wanted Bill to describe the discovery in the exciting way that he is known for and wanted the other two panelists to challenge him on why it's important, perhaps in a funny manner. This would then give Bill the chance to win them over. For the audience, they would probably initially identify with the two clowns and appreciate their quips and arguments, but ultimately, Bill would be able to convince them of the discovery's importance. Thus the audience goes in, looking for a laugh, gets it, but comes out enlightened. The execution obviously was way off. Wilmore was clearly unable to handle tweedle-dee and tweedle-dum, and Bill could barely get a word in edge wise. The producers obviously didn't count on the two panelists being not only ignorant, but willfully so, along with a vapid and narcissistic set of personalities that are clearly incapable of any type of enlightenment.

If they had more time, ala Bill Maher's show, maybe it would have worked, but the two panelists were too close minded to be pulled into the light in such a short time.

[–]jinjew 4144ポイント4145ポイント  (547子コメント)

the number of times that fucking guy interrupted him to carry the dick joke for another 5 mins... so annoying..

[–]EsbenT 1733ポイント1734ポイント  (331子コメント)

I get that it's a comedy show, but jeeeeeeezuz. Let the man speak!

[–]DirtyLove937 3035ポイント3036ポイント  (321子コメント)

"Comedy"

Actual comedy involves timing. 3 hacks interrupting each other every 6 words to slip in a sarcastic comment isn't comedy. What a terrible show.

[–]unique-name-9035768 338ポイント339ポイント  (27子コメント)

Wilmore was funny on the Daily Show because his dead-pan humor worked well in concert with Stewarts emotional style humor.

Wilmore trying to be funny on his own just doesn't seem to work.

[–]Don_Julio_Acolyte 94ポイント95ポイント  (5子コメント)

Couldn't agree more with that analysis. And this is just a personal opinion, but there are very few people who get on my nerves simply because of their voice.... Larry Wilmore is one of them.

[–]Tramm 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

Guest starring... FRAN DRESCHER! Duh duh duuuuuuuh!

[–]Gangly501 1003ポイント1004ポイント  (235子コメント)

It's just a really bad format for the show. When Larry Wilmore started the show, it was experimental and a way to make something fresh and new. I fully expected him to alter it or completely get rid of it after it obviously wasn't very effective, but he didn't. It's ratings have dropped steadily, making it a sad legacy of the Colbert Report.

[–]darockerj 74ポイント75ポイント  (6子コメント)

I actually enjoyed the first few episodes of the show, even if they weren't very funny. They had actual, educated panelists that discussed a serious issue and brought in a little humor (emphasis on "little", unfortunately). It was a satire news outlet that had more emphasis on fact-based discussion, and I was really excited.

However, Wilmore and Co. have started bringing in more and more trashy comedians and less educated individuals. It's even to the point where he'll have Mike Yard (who's actually pretty funny sometimes) and two unfunny, no-name comedians try and discuss a very serious topic, be it social or scientific, and have the discussion boil down to bland one-liners responding to lame questions. It's really a shell of what it once was, though I hope they can get to some middle ground between the two styles.

[–]BoozeoisPig 310ポイント311ポイント  (25子コメント)

Yeah. The difference is that Colbert would have said that Bill Nye was stupid, but in a brilliantly satirical way that amplifies the implications of what Bill Nye would say and making his character seem like a doofus. And that is extraordinarily hard to pull off, because you need extraordinary improvisation skills. I would bet that there are less than 12 people on Earth who could pull off what Colbert could as often as he did. I have seen his character peek out from the new Late Show every now and then, but, overall, he is sincere. And he is still an extraordinary talk show host, even when he is sincere. Just not nearly what he was on CC. And it is very unlikely that we will see someone like him again soon, simply because talent like his is just hard to come by.

[–]virnovus 42ポイント43ポイント  (7子コメント)

I think CBS probably told him to tone it down for the first few weeks. The last 1-2 weeks, he's been a lot more like his old self though. If you haven't been watching it, I highly recommend it.

[–]fisdara 23ポイント24ポイント  (0子コメント)

I absolutely love that he still has the news commentary segments. He is so comfortable behind that desk and his delivery is amazing. I am beyond happy that his personality has gone to an even larger demographic.

[–]warrior_scholar 123ポイント124ポイント  (27子コメント)

The ratings have dropped steadily?

I began watching The Nightly Show to fill the void left by Colbert, and wasn't terribly impressed. I chalked it up as just missing Steven, and kept watching in the hopes it would grow on me. Unfortunately, Larry rubs me the wrong way. This is an opinion I've hesitated to discuss, since his regular discussion of race issues makes me feel like saying "I loved The Colbert Report but hate The Nightly Show" somehow marks me as a racist.

[–]virnovus 154ポイント155ポイント  (13子コメント)

Nope, Larry Wilmore's show is just terrible. He's not smart. Trevor Noah is, so I have high hopes for the Daily Show still, but Larry Wilmore is just not smart enough to have a political show. Also, he's an old Jewish man trapped in a black man's body.

[–]tremulo 27ポイント28ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was genuinely surprised by how much I've enjoyed the first two episodes of the new Daily Show. Before the first episode I was telling myself "he's young, he's inexperienced, even if the show isn't that great it just needs time to grow" because I didn't think I'd be able to like a new host since I grew up watching Stewart. I mean, he is the reason I started to care about politics. But Trevor Noah has been pretty impressive so far and I can only imagine it's going to get better as he finds his rhythm.

[–]GottlobFrege 287ポイント288ポイント  (152子コメント)

Bill Maher has the same format with 3 guests who talk with little moderation and it works fine for him

[–]biggunz 1016ポイント1017ポイント  (102子コメント)

But most of the guests on bill Maher are well-educated, and when things get out of hand bill ain't afraid to swing his dick around, telling people to shut yer yap and let the man speak.

[–]gritner91 525ポイント526ポイント  (91子コメント)

Also Bill Maher doesn't get 3 people who have the exact same opinions. He's actually willing to get someone on his show who won't agree with everything he says.

[–]mrjosemeehan 125ポイント126ポイント  (17子コメント)

Larry Wilmore doesn't do that either. It's just that a lot of the time, he has B-list comics who bring nothing to the table but one liners alongside actual guests with actual shit to say.

[–]patientbearr 164ポイント165ポイント  (15子コメント)

I think "B-list" is being pretty generous

[–]rockafella7 99ポイント100ポイント  (9子コメント)

I wouldn't even say D list. Bill Nye is the strongest celebrity at the table, by a mile.

[–]ElvisDepressedIy 298ポイント299ポイント  (59子コメント)

True, but the one republican he does invite is usually against the two other democrat panelists, Bill himself, and then maybe the special guest if it's not just some dumb celebrity. It ends up being a slaughter most of the time.

He does allow people with different opinions, but it'd be disingenuous to say it isn't stacked to appeal to the largely democrat audience.

[–]r3dk0w 17ポイント18ポイント  (1子コメント)

And Bill doesn't have the same 5 people from the staff he rotates in and out of the panel.

[–]KkakHole 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

I agree with this statement, at least have people who ARE funny on the show.

[–]LostMyMarblesAgain 362ポイント363ポイント  (35子コメント)

So much interrupting going on! From everyone! I swear to fucking god this is why I hate panels and interviews and shit most of the time. No one can get a complete thought across. Although this time it was pretty much only bill who had anything relevant to say.

It honestly seems like a problem for most people. I get asked why I'm so quiet so much and I can't say because I don't wanna be rude and interrupt your 20 minute rant where half the time it's just you repeating and reiterating or adding usless fluff. Can't people just say one thought at a time and wait for a response and go from there? We would have such great conversations if everyone got to the point right away and let each other talk and if need be clarify things.

[–]nnnonline 480ポイント481ポイント  (46子コメント)

Those ppl seem very stupid. I feel bad for Bille Nye.. I feel bad for our country.. Maybe even the world.. That so many ppl like those exist. :(

[–]The-Lord-Our-God 328ポイント329ポイント  (16子コメント)

If it makes you feel any better, they've always been around. We've achieved so many amazing things in spite of nay-sayers and plain old douche-balls. Chin up, mate, we've gotten this far.

[–]flyingboarofbeifong 138ポイント139ポイント  (9子コメント)

Like Bill said, we found water on mars with 9% of .4% of the US budget! Doesn't take a whole lot to get some big stuff done - just lots and lots of eggheads and rockets throwing science at space and seeing what sticks!

[–]johnalveus 2219ポイント2220ポイント  (181子コメント)

Reverence of ignorance is dangerous :'-[

[–]Longwaytofall 1019ポイント1020ポイント  (132子コメント)

Dumb is cool and I hate it. I always thought that people would grow out of that mentality after middle school, but the older I get the more I see that willful ignorance is just as hip as failing math because you were too cool to study.

I work in STEM, so I tend to forget what the mainstream public is like. I hope this video is not indicative of the population at large.

[–]bcman993 640ポイント641ポイント  (16子コメント)

Easy, listen to the audience. Sure, a few people laughed at their ignorance, but way more people were applauding/cheering when Bill tried to explain something. Granted, small sample size, but that gives you a sense of what more people are thinking when they watch stuff like this.

[–]Ferelar 111ポイント112ポイント  (9子コメント)

My concern is that that's because it's Bill and two idiots. If it were someone who was more well liked than those two vs a scientist less well known, I'm not so sure....

Which is really, really sad.

[–]STATUS_420 170ポイント171ポイント  (30子コメント)

When I was a kid the cool thing was acing math without studying.

Man.

[–]Pingu656 832ポイント833ポイント  (28子コメント)

"We used to look up at the sky and wonder at our place in the stars, Now we just look down and worry about our place in the dirt."

Sad how relevant this is.

[–]glondor 3352ポイント3353ポイント  (130子コメント)

if you watch this closely, there are a few times when they show Bill Nye up close where you can actually see the hope for humanity slowly drift away out of his eyes

[–]Artrobull 1552ポイント1553ポイント  (72子コメント)

nah he is tougher than some hecklers. He goes to fox and o'reilly without sadation

[–]UpperCaseComma 874ポイント875ポイント  (62子コメント)

yeah but Fox and O'rielly are geared towards older generations, nobody really expects them to be super open minded. Hearing the same BS coming from the younger generation too had to sting a little.

[–]Slits_ 538ポイント539ポイント  (52子コメント)

thats the vibe i got, the generations he was aiming to inspire, couldnt give a fuck.

[–]jgjgleason 858ポイント859ポイント  (36子コメント)

Dear Bill,

You have inspired the crap out of me. I am going to do whatever I can to help send us to mars, discover water and life somewhere else in the Cosmos, and try to push humanity forward. My contribution might ultimately be small, but because of people like you I am going to try my hardest to contribute.

Love, Most young people, not these ignorant fuckwads!

[–]eyeneedscissors61 92ポイント93ポイント  (3子コメント)

As an 8th grade science teacher, I'm really feeling like I have to carry a torch right now. Fuck those "comedians". 8th graders today ARE interested in potential life on Mars. They ARE motivated to ask questions about their universe. I promise you, Bill, that I will teach space science with half as much passion as you did., and if I can do that I will have done a lot.

[–]Jewronimoses 42ポイント43ポイント  (15子コメント)

Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity

[–]elessarjd 26ポイント27ポイント  (1子コメント)

I know exactly what your talking about. He stares at them in disbelief. I want to give him a hug and tell him we're not all like that.

[–]yessum447 977ポイント978ポイント  (89子コメント)

How is this even on TV...

[–]GregLoire 1288ポイント1289ポイント  (77子コメント)

Stephen Colbert and John Oliver created a bit of a vacuum when they left Comedy Central.

[–]SuckADickDumbShits 268ポイント269ポイント  (20子コメント)

This show is essentially the ISIS of TV, just filling the void that greater shows created beforehand.

[–]drew2057 24ポイント25ポイント  (1子コメント)

I don't suspect the show will stay on air for too much longer. The ratings have been on steady decline since it first aired. I know Trevor Noah has only done 2 or 3 shows, but he hasn't done that lead in shit to cross promote the Nightly show yet.

If that continues that way, I think that's probably pretty telling

On a side note, so far I'm happy with Trevor Noah as the new daily show host. He's no John Stewart yet (ever?), but I have caught myself laughing pretty hard at several jokes so far

[–]universl 38ポイント39ポイント  (4子コメント)

Before Colbert they had a series of failed shows after the Daily show. We're just back to that I guess.

At least Trevor Noah is turning out great.

[–]hhh333[🍰] 184ポイント185ポイント  (6子コメント)

What's 40% ?

Your IQ relative to the national average.

[–]StoicBanana 5315ポイント5316ポイント x3 (756子コメント)

That fucking no-name douche Ricky Velaz guy exemplifies one of the worst kinds of human beings right now: the hip cynic, the short-sighted fool that's so busy trying to find the trendy thing to hate that he fails to appreciate the world he lives in. Damn fool.

EDIT: the stupid bitch is no better.

[–]gwarwars 398ポイント399ポイント  (16子コメント)

He seems like he would be a club promoter

[–]mrsgarrison 113ポイント114ポイント  (10子コメント)

I went to high school with a guy who's now a club promoter and he's exactly that.

[–]directorguy 3079ポイント3080ポイント  (236子コメント)

they're not even funny, they're profoundly unfunny.. and PROUDLY ignorant

the hip cynic, the short-sighted fool that's too busy trying to find the trendy thing to hate that he fails to appreciate the world he lives in. Damn fool.

He's the kind of guy that thinks science is twitter and technology is his iphone

[–]Crims0nHawK 1508ポイント1509ポイント  (151子コメント)

I really hope that soon enough people will realize that ignorance is not funny.

[–]Slanted_Jack 135ポイント136ポイント  (11子コメント)

This shit show is how you get cable-cutters.

[–]button1066 28ポイント29ポイント  (5子コメント)

Absolutely. I cut the cord a while ago but am disgusted how low Comedy Central has sunk with this retard fest. I couldn't even watch the whole clip and wouldn't waste water spitting on those fucking idiots. Unwatchable drivel.

[–]raiderrobert 608ポイント609ポイント  (111子コメント)

You want something really depressing? Give those two idiots 20 more years, and they might be running for congress.

[–]Crims0nHawK 1190ポイント1191ポイント  (29子コメント)

Shut your whore mouth.

[–]FrogWizard 100ポイント101ポイント  (54子コメント)

Which former comedians currently hold congressional offices?

[–]hdaigre47 214ポイント215ポイント  (20子コメント)

Al Franken? That's all I could think of.

Seriously, I have no idea what this guy's trying to say with the "they could be running for congress thing". I could be running for congress in 20 years too, so could a whole lot of other people.

[–]R0rschach1 153ポイント154ポイント  (8子コメント)

Well George Bush was the president and I found him hilarious.

[–]AladdinPoo 143ポイント144ポイント  (34子コメント)

He's one of the people that would've thought going to the moon is a waste of time.

[–]TheLatentSun 326ポイント327ポイント  (26子コメント)

He was like 'how is going to mars going to defeat ISIS'. He's more interested in killing people on Earth than working together as a planet to explore the universe. Disgusting human.

[–]ohnoao 30ポイント31ポイント  (1子コメント)

To me it came off as though he couldn't find it in his pea-brain to be excited about space breakthroughs when all this other news is going on. Bill wasn't even asking for his support of the space program, he was just asking "how are you not excited about this?" That guy appears very simple minded and I feel like that's a common attitude amongst idiots.

[–]Siebz 94ポイント95ポイント  (9子コメント)

IIRC he and his guests disrespected Jeff Ross when he was trying to talk about the failures of the U.S. Prison system as well. Maybe not the same caliber of stupidity there but it shows how ignorant he is to issues that should matter to him and people in general.

[–]SmoothIdiot 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

Is Jeff Ross big into Prison Reform now? I know he did a prison tour a while back that aired on Comedy Central.

I mean, good on him if he is. Solid issue to get behind.

[–]XTeejeX 176ポイント177ポイント  (20子コメント)

They sound like the overly-drunk friend at parties that scream out random shit just to be heard.

[–]EggoSlayer 278ポイント279ポイント  (6子コメント)

It's pathetic of him to shit on someone who is genuinely excited about a very interesting discovery. He seems like the type of person I would never hang around.

[–]dardanmm 28ポイント29ポイント  (4子コメント)

Yeah even if you don't "care" have some fucking respect.. jeez

[–]EggoSlayer 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

Gotta get those laughs! Except not a single thing they said was at all funny. The only thing they did for me is to convince me to never watch that show again.

I just noticed that clip has something crazy like 8000 dislikes. I hope Comedy Central notices and doesn't let this jack ass on their network again.

[–]whymauri 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

At first I thought it was some sort of scripted thing where they were just pretending to be idiots as a joke. When the 40% comment hit and I realized they weren't joking, they're genuine idiots.

[–]N8CCRG 306ポイント307ポイント  (66子コメント)

no-name douche Ricky Velaz

Seriously, who is this guy? And who is that chick?

Signed, old fart

[–]Pendulous_balls 511ポイント512ポイント  (41子コメント)

I'm 19 and generally aware and I have no idea. They're both idiots. Unfunny. And the girl was just terrible. The audience stopped laughing at her jokes cuz it was just pop culture references.

"But can you film a sextape on Mars?"

What a stupid vapid bitch.

[–]gummy_bear_time 177ポイント178ポイント  (20子コメント)

I was so embarrassed when she said that Americans would only care if the water were Kardashian tears.

Edit: Oops! She said "Caitlyn Jenner's tears." My brain grouped the whole family together.

[–]itsonthebumber 33ポイント34ポイント  (3子コメント)

Every human should be embarrassed. It's fucking mind blowing.

[–]RaxSnax 17ポイント18ポイント  (6子コメント)

In all honesty, do even the stupidest people care about Caitlyn Jenner any more?

[–]Konker101 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

nobody cares about Caitlyn. it was a feelgood bandwagon.

[–]addpulp 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

That is the issue, though. She has made her career from that sort of pop culture reference, and it is what has got her to the position she is at. It works, so she does more.

[–]krone6 30ポイント31ポイント  (3子コメント)

Seriously, who is this guy? And who is that chick? Signed, everyone here

[–]snuggletrout 27ポイント28ポイント  (1子コメント)

Probably the same as every guest on Larry's shit show, just people who work there because he can't get real guests. Who would even want to be on the show? Look how an actual informed person gets treated by these fucking cunts.

[–]neon_ninjas 1119ポイント1120ポイント  (190子コメント)

I know him personally. Have for years. From before he's gotten some fame. He's always been self absorbed. He's a dick, and he's not funny.

[–]Louiecat 183ポイント184ポイント  (29子コメント)

That fucking no-name douche Ricky Velaz guy exemplifies one of the worst kinds of human beings right now: the hip cynic, the short-sighted fool that's so busy trying to find the trendy thing to hate that he fails to appreciate the world he lives in. Damn fool.

An apt description. Willful ignorance in order to play into the dumb is cool crowd. Weaklings. All of them.

[–]wiltj 935ポイント936ポイント  (43子コメント)

Those people make me sad, Bill is fighting the good fight.

[–]SmileRifle 762ポイント763ポイント  (66子コメント)

I feel as if this is pretty much why NASA struggles with funding, I mean all the particulars aside- the masses are so wrapped up in the social-circlin'-jerkin'-twitterin'-maelstrom of living the consumer, that it's hardly 'cool' to even give a shit about the grander scheme. It's finite living for ya. Same reason the governments of the world hardly give a shit about taking care of our planet, where's the fun in that huh!? Big long sciencey words are hella scary.

[–]notsperrys 132ポイント133ポイント  (10子コメント)

How many pop culture references can we make in 6 minutes?

[–]shinbreaker 291ポイント292ポイント  (24子コメント)

What I've come to realize with the Nightly Show is that since they aren't getting as many comedians on the show, they bring in their writers to basically play devil's advocate. In other words, it's just a painful game of pretend trying to come off as a smart and funny political show.

[–]l0calher0 22ポイント23ポイント  (1子コメント)

My problem isn't that they're acting stupid. Colbert used to act like an idiot, but in real life he's really smart, so he would say clever shit. My problem is that they actually are stupid, and on top of that they're trying to act stupid. Too much stupid. It's forced and annoying, and it's everything I hate.

[–]Marylandman101 393ポイント394ポイント  (25子コメント)

I have still never met someone that watches this show.

[–]PioneerPlaque 168ポイント169ポイント  (58子コメント)

Annoyingly that fella's Twitter is full of excitement about the Mars announcement. Why pretend to hate a thing when you aren't doing it in a funny way?

[–]Dee540 1061ポイント1062ポイント  (71子コメント)

I hated that host the day his shitty show was televised. Now I hate him even more.

[–]henrey713 473ポイント474ポイント  (25子コメント)

I agree I have tried to watch every once in the while to get my night show fix but this is nothing like Stewart\Colbert and I didnt expect it too be. I just cant handle his no name, no talent having ass "panelists". Like I dont give a fuck what these nit wits think about issues; I want jokes from clever people.

[–]INTERNET_TRASHCAN 167ポイント168ポイント  (9子コメント)

Nah man. Loud and wacky characters are cheaper. Now sit here and say something outrageous.

All of TV is now MadTV.

[–]JustinPA 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's the panelists that made me quit even trying. I wanted to give the show a fair shot (these kinds of shows take time to find their feet). But then they were pushing an anti-vax agenda back in Feb or whatever. Fuck 'em. All of their panelists are annoying and ignorant in their own special ways.

[–]Catawamoctopus 85ポイント86ポイント  (16子コメント)

Is this a new show? It doesn't look at all familiar and I am guessing it replaced the Colbert Report. I couldn't even finish this video because the "Panelists" remind me too much of some of the students I work with. Water and possible life on Mars is not important, but Cait Jenner buying her first thong should be breaking news.

[–]gd01skorpius 432ポイント433ポイント  (43子コメント)

Idiocracy at work. Get your kids excited about learning, science, and space please, or our civilization is truly doomed.

[–]KennyGardner 96ポイント97ポイント  (22子コメント)

That's what came to mind for me as well. These dummies wouldn't be excited for Mars unless they shoot porn there, or the 40% of earth's gravity was used in comical effect to kick someone in the balls and send them ten feet across a room.

[–]wehrmann_tx 18ポイント19ポイント  (8子コメント)

"Can you make a sex tape there"

What a waste of a human being. How can you not be excited if the microbes there developed completely independent of life on earth. Do they have some new cell formats or did life generally follow a set series of events to get more complex.

[–]jimmy_wild1 95ポイント96ポイント  (10子コメント)

This is the perfect representation of why America is perceived as being ignorant and uneducated. Really loved Bill's math burn at the end.

[–]player1preston 188ポイント189ポイント  (25子コメント)

On a positive note Trevor Noah is killing it. imho

[–]TheFabledCock 120ポイント121ポイント  (15子コメント)

these people have absolutely no idea how the world actually works. I'm not scared of ghosts, aliens, or monsters, but I'm downright terrified of people with confidently maladjusted worldviews.

This whole fucking clip is despicable. If I were hosting that show I'd call security and get those two idiots hauled off my set. Larry Wilmore just became another idiot lemming like those two in my book.

[–]Violets-Are-Blue 42ポイント43ポイント  (6子コメント)

ignorent

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