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[–]190F1B44 52ポイント53ポイント  (5子コメント)

Bear: "Pepper spray ME bitch? Fuck you and your kayak too"

Woman: "Stop bear! Pleeease STAHP bear!"

[–]terpin 38ポイント39ポイント  (2子コメント)

Woman: "WHY ARE YOU HERE? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP! STOP THAT! BEAR!!!! STOP THAT!"

She's pleading at it like it's her boyfriend leaving her with a double mortgage and a bridge loan or something.

[–]velveteenkeyboard 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bridge loan.

[–]orange12089 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm content in assuming a bridge loan is something my grandma took out of the bank so she can keep playing cards with her friends drinking.

[–]Pale_Horse_forward 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's like he doesn't even know his name!

[–]purpleelpehant -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pretty sure that's what happened.

Also, my dog is named Bear, so this video is doubly hilarious to me.

[–]baseballduck 85ポイント86ポイント  (48子コメント)

Awww, the insane human offered me hot sauce for this giant, bland burrito.

[–]mrjosemeehan 13ポイント14ポイント  (42子コメント)

There's nothing insane going on here. The woman is being approached by a bear on her property (edit: at her camp. she's a touring kayaker stopping at Berg Bay in Alaska, an utterly uninhabited inlet with a single-room cabin on site) so she screams at the top of her lungs at it and uses bear spray when it approaches her. The overland route to the nearest road is well over a hundred miles over some of the most brutal terrain in the country (all glaciers and rocky peaks) and that kayak was her only way out of that bay. Thank god for the sailboat that happened to be anchored there or she could have been stranded.

[–]behaaki 57ポイント58ポイント  (5子コメント)

Pretty sure it's the bear's property..

[–]MF_Doomed 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

There's something about that in the Constitution. Bear arms or some shit.

[–]Slammed_Droid 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm pretty sure you mean the right to bare arms. Like wearing short sleeve tee shirts.

[–]MF_Doomed 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's the one. Give that bear a shirt!

[–]baseballduck 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

With a sudden bear encounter, protocol is to frighten the shit out of it the THE MOMENT IT SEES YOU, by yelling and banging stuff and screaming as loud as you possibly can. What she did was exactly the opposite, and actually provoked confrontation by trying to be cute with it.

Quote: <In a weak, normal speaking voice>: "...Thank you for leaving my kayak alone..." "...I'm going to pepper spray you in the face....that's what I'm gonna do to do." "No, get away from the kayak."

"Bear. Bear. Please. Please! Bear Please! Bear why! Why bear!! Bear! Bear <sobbing> Bear! Why bear!" <end dramatic reenactment.>

I believe what she was looking for was: "AAAAAHHHHRAAAARRRGGAAAAAAA <CLANG CLANG CLANG> GET THE FUCK AWAY AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH <CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG!!!!>

[–]FreudJesusGod 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Black bears, yes. Grizzlies, not so much ;)

But you're totally right. Make a ton of noise and if the bear comes near you, do not back down. Make yourself really big, and get very, very loud.

She should have established dominance, then sprayed the fuck out of it with that bear spray.

Bears aren't stupid and they aren't there to pick a fight-- they're there to find food. If you make it clear getting the food is risky, they aren't going to stick around (assuming they aren't sick or injured, of course).

[–]GottlobFrege -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Love the condescending winky face you shit sucker

[–]stinkytwinkie 12ポイント13ポイント  (17子コメント)

it's not on her property, she went kayaking and was far away from anyone else i'm pretty sure. Wilderness is fair game.

[–]mrjosemeehan 4ポイント5ポイント  (16子コメント)

You're right. Wilderness or not she did the right thing by making noise to attempt to deter the bear and then spraying it when it approached. She's over a hundred miles from the nearest road and that kayak was her only transportation out.

[–]sixxis 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Why not take a few steps closer and spray him away from her kayak?

[–]Smelly_Cyrus 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Even with spray, approaching a bear would usually be a bigger risk than having your kayak destroyed.

[–]sixxis 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ya, it'd be a risk, but it looked like it worked pretty well.

[–]pensataq 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

T.I.L. The best way to repel a bear is to sound like a proper whinging cunt!

[–]freet0 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I mean, yeah. Make loud noises at the bear. I don't see what she did wrong. Should she have tried to be less annoying for the bear's sake or something?

[–]FreudJesusGod 2ポイント3ポイント  (5子コメント)

Bears don't randomly vandalize. They're not people.

I'm guessing she left food in the kayak. That's her mistake. If you go on a solo trip, you need to be prepared. She was not.

/shrug

[–]mrjosemeehan 0ポイント1ポイント  (4子コメント)

FFS I can't believe I'm making this same reply again. She mentions in the video description that she's already unpacked her kayak and taken everything to the cabin before the bear attacks.

[–]HaruSoul 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

She obviously forgot something.

[–]mrjosemeehan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's possible that she forgot something. Maybe the bear is just trying to find the source of the residual smells.

[–]flowgod 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Attacks".

[–]Gullex2 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or maybe, you know, the bear sees something new on his island that looks like it might have something edible in it, so he investigates.

Or maybe she left a few kernels of gluten free non-GMO organic fair trade quinoa in the bottom of the kayak.

[–]WesWar -2ポイント-1ポイント  (1子コメント)

I missed it the first and second time so could you please tell us again just how far she was away from the nearest road?

[–]mrjosemeehan -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I added that as an edit to my first post after I checked the youtube description. It wasn't there when this reply chain happened.

[–]Humpyhooker -5ポイント-4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Its a black bear for Pete sake not Godzilla. Pick up a stick and get your Yak back. Also if you decided to let a black bear make you its bitch, have enough self respect to not film yourself crying and having a turrets outburst yelling bear repeatedly and then post online. At the very least Daniel Tosh should shame her publicly and brutally. At the very worst this oversized raccoon should have raped her without a rubber or lube. How she should handle it next time - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkwy0scRXBU

[–]SWEDYOLO6T9 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Found the annoying voice lady

[–]mrjosemeehan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You caught me red handed. I'm posting from the middle of Prince William Sound. I'll post hella selfies as proof. Promise.

[–]macrotechee 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

But she was yelling at the bear! She is so dumb for yelling at the bear! It sounded like she was panicking when the bear was possibly going to compromise her only way of leaving! But she's stupid annoying bear food! Obviously she shouldn't have been in the wilderness even though she was prepared with bear spray! She is so dumb, and I, the reddit general of camping and outdoorsmanship condemn her!

/s

[–]paulker123 -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well... she could of sounded a bit more ferocious in her yelling. You know maybe more grr less please.

[–]Babble_trek 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

This sounds like a really good reason not to leave food inside your kayak in Bear country, which is the most likely reason the bear was there in the first place.

[–]mrjosemeehan 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Food is in the cabin with the rest of her gear, according to the youtube description.

[–]Babble_trek 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I find it very hard to believe she was being toatally bear smart. There has to be either the scent of food or chap stick or some other no no in there for the bear to be that interested.

I know anybody can do it and forget but when you're that far out and it's literally life or death you should be more prepared. lesson learned she'll probably never leave anything in it again.

[–]brainhack3r 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

The insane part is that she had left her food in a situation where the bear can get to it.. don't put food in your tent/kayak/etc.

A fed bear is a dead bear.. plus they'll fuck up your cabin/tent/kayak

[–]mrjosemeehan 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

If you read the description on youtube, she mentions that her food is in her pack back at the cabin. The kayak is empty at the time.

[–]FreudJesusGod 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

She left wrappers or something in the kayak. Bears aren't people- they don't vandalize stuff for no reason.

Grizzlies have completely destroyed camper vans to get a small piece of cheese that had fallen underneath a seat. They just smell food, and if they have to destroy your stuff to get it, so be it.

It's up to you to anticipate them, not the other way around.

Bear is going to bear.

[–]FreudJesusGod -4ポイント-3ポイント  (1子コメント)

For your sake, I hope you don't ever leave the city.

You're sense of entitlement is hilarious.

Bears don't give a shit, stupid human.

[–]mrjosemeehan 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Did you even read my comment? When a black bear approaches your camp, you're supposed to scare it away. She's trying to do that but it's three times her size and she doesn't want to approach too aggressively.

Your comments on entitlement are a total non-sequitur based more on your own state of mind than on any of the content of the conversation as it's happened so far. This is a matter of survival, not entitlement, and of defense of your only ride home in the face of a force of nature that is much fucking stronger than you are.

[–]Iamaredditlady -2ポイント-1ポイント  (2子コメント)

Go into the wilderness you play by its rules.

[–]mrjosemeehan 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Uh. Okay. Sometimes you have to yell at bears when you're playing by wilderness rules.

[–]Iamaredditlady -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Except she doesn't sound like she's trying to scare it away. Her tone of voice is almost like she's trying to get it to hear her side of an argument.

[–]brainhack3r -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

I used this joke at the ranger station in Yelllowstone. I said, in deadpan, that the cool thing about bear spray is that you can use it to spice up your food by spraying a little on it.

Everyone in the office looked at me as if I was insane and the ranger called me a dumb ass.

Apparently people in Yellowstone don't experience much sarcasm.

[–]GottlobFrege 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

One of their rangers died in a bear spray accident last summer.

[–]MouthJob 41ポイント42ポイント  (6子コメント)

Bear!

Bear!

Bear!

Bear!

Bear!

Bear!

Bear!

Go away!

Come here!

Bear!

Bear!

[–]sonicboom21 18ポイント19ポイント  (2子コメント)

Because you peppered sprayed me bitch~Bear

[–]FILE_ID_DIZ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

FUCK. YO. KAYAK.

[–]KkblowinKk -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Please stop that sonicboom :(

Sonicboom!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!

[–]GravityMuffin 18ポイント19ポイント  (6子コメント)

Anyone else reminded of the guy screaming "Why are you closed?!" in front of a building?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqRPOEa3P44

[–]mrjosemeehan 9ポイント10ポイント  (4子コメント)

Yeah, except for the part where that guy was just an asshole and screaming at the top of your lungs is exactly the proper protocol for driving a bear from your property.

[–]GravityMuffin 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah you're definitely right on both accounts. It was just the repeated screaming of questions that kind of got to me.

[–]mrjosemeehan 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's a bear. You have to be loud. You don't have to make sense.

[–]eroved 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Black bears that is. Theyre cute, scared little fuckers.

You can't scare a Grizzly though by making noise for anyone who thinks that will work.

[–]blueeyedconcrete -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

but why was the store closed?

[–]drmzbig 30ポイント31ポイント  (3子コメント)

Damn, that was annoying as fuck to listen to!

[–]xTRYPTAMINEx 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Almost on par with hearing wailing from girlfriends in street fight videos

STAHHHP STAHHHHHHHHHP

[–]thor767 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

https://youtu.be/UKnr_9V0K48?t=48

[–]abbazabbbbbbba 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

If you aggro a dino, for some reason they just know which structures are yours so if he's still mad and near your stuff, you shouldn't leave visual range because they're wreck your base, especially if you have all your dinos on passive or have no dinos like this total nub.

[–]roastbeeftacohat 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

isn't that what bear spray is for?

[–]Nattylight_Murica 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's a good thing the bear wasn't driving, he could have been killed.

[–]Tacoman404 -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It looks like she is using bear mace. Just not very well.

[–]where_is_my_sock -5ポイント-4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah she's using it correctly, she's just annoying and crazy as fuck.

[–]SlowRollingBoil 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Do bears speak English now? I mean, she made good arguments and all and I feel she gave enough of a reason for the bear to stop but he didn't. Are bears just rude now that they ignore clear, concise directions in English?

[–]DarthGregor 7ポイント8ポイント  (6子コメント)

I think she handled it pretty well. I know a lot of big bad redditors are talking shit about her, but eh. They can suck a dick. They would probably piss themselves if they ran into a bear that was say, eating their key board.

[–]rumtouchable 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

She had a general idea of what to do but executed it poorly. You don't act cutesy with a bear. "Thanks for not destroying my kayak!" You scream at the top of your lungs and act as intimidating as possible. The bear realized he was in no danger.

[–]DarthGregor -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't think she was purposely acting cutesey. I think she was terrified in the middle of no where confronted by a bear. I think she was just talking to talk because she alone and scared and it helped to stop her from entering full panic mode.

[–]Rrekydoc 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, thank god she grabbed a camera to film it. Survival 101.

[–]flowgod 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'm no expert but I know that crying and trying to plea with it isn't going to work.

[–]DarthGregor 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Nah, but she was in the middle of the wilderness, confronted by one of the scarier critters in north america. I think she was crying and pleaing as a coping mechanism.

[–]flowgod -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Right. She wasn't thinking critically. She's not making an active effort to scare it away, and that's my issue with her. If you aren't prepared to deal with the brutal reality of Alaskan wildlife maybe you shouldn't be doing a solo kayak trip through the Alaskan wilderness.

[–]FriendOfTheClass 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is this the same girl who accuses everyone of stalking?

[–]clover44mag 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

So annoying, had to paws it

[–]FARTBOX_DESTROYER -2ポイント-1ポイント  (1子コメント)

I couldn't bear her shrill voice

[–]tankatraue 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

I really feel bad for this woman. Yeah sure her voice is painful at first but put yourself in her shoes for a second. That kayak might be something that means a lot to her. Now imagine you're in nature all alone and this bear starts to DESTROY your shit. A normal person isn't going to act rationally about this.

Besides what would you really be able to do in her shoes? It's a fucking BEAR! All she has is her camera and some bear spray. You all should feel ashamed for belittling her like this.

[–]Azothlike 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

all she has is ... some bear spray

Bear spray was literally designed to solve this situation. 'All she has to control this bear encounter is just some bear spray' is like saying 'all she has to solve this basic math equation is a calculator'.

No, a normal person on an outdoor expedition, would not allow a small to moderate size black bear destroy their kayak while they did nothing but watch and not use their bear spray.

This person's problem is a direct result of incompetence, and that's why people laugh, and why it's okay to laugh. Laughing at incompetence is okay. It's good, even. It motivates and teaches people not to be incompetent.

[–]Fruitcakey 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Getting close enough to mace the bear is the problem though. Would you march right up to it and mace it?

[–]kn0ck 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

According to the logic of that woman in the video, all bears speak fluent English, so simply asking nicely would work better.

[–]z3r0f14m3 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I agree... Bear should have eaten that woman.

[–]Weiner_Cat 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Please" stop it! Bears have no manners these days.

[–]fromskintoliquid 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

"OH GOSH-DARNIT!"

[–]Dean_Oliver 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

are you fucking kidding me

[–]amberwavesofglass 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm honestly surprised that bear didn't simply run from her voice.

[–]Whatsthisplace 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why are you breaking my things?!

[–]gradi3nt 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn, what a badass! Kayaking through Alaska and stands her ground when confronted by a bear. I'm glad she made it out and I hope I have the balls to follow proper procedure if I ever encounter a bear in the wilderness.

[–]Trav2016 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

His name isn't "Bear" it's Howard. You were screeching the wrong name lady. And "Howard" was looking in the kayak for a reason not to kill you lady.

[–]Spectrehawk 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

why is everyone giving her shit? this is exactly what you do if a bear gets to close but isnt attacking, you yell at the fucker to make it unsure enough to leave. throw something at it and you may just piss it off enough to charge.

[–]Iamaredditlady 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Come here and I'll pepper spray you! NO, get away from my kayak and come here!"

[–]Slammed_Droid 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

When does she start yelling "rape"?

[–]mcjagga 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I bet she cries during sex. Dad please stop that.

[–]Fappening2k14 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Headphones and mid to high vol. was a big mistake, i flinched hard

[–]Ireland4thewin 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Gosh Darn it!!! If she had said "Oi Bear fuck off", it would have taken her more seriously.

[–]darkdukey -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

I hate people talking shit like "The kayak is the only way out", "She is in there all alone" When you can clearly see a boat near by.

[–]BuffBen -1ポイント0ポイント  (8子コメント)

She didn't pepper spray it...

She should have ran at the bear and sprayed it. Instead she just yelled at it...

its a black bear...

black attack ,brown lay down...

The bear was also fairly small and was already backing off from her just from her yelling. It went to the kayak in search of food because bears are scavengers

my guess is she was too scared to use the spray

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvzOBrzGpYw this is how animals react to spray

They completely fuck off

[–]oshkibob[S] 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

My thoughts exactly. I've been in Alaska for the past 6 years and had several bear encounters. Unless you take them by surprise, they almost always retreat. If the bear spray doesn't work, throw stuff. That being said, I understand her being nervous and not reacting in the most rational way.

[–]throwthisway 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

throw stuff

Ideally something that weighs at least 300 grains and travels at least 1300 feet/sec.

[–]mrjosemeehan 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Do you not yell at bears up there? I've only come across small bears a few times in Appalachia but what I learned was to yell gibberish at them and bang pots and pans when they tried to approach camp. Never had to take any action further than that, but I'm sure Alaskan bears are a bit tougher to scare.

[–]oshkibob[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, yelling and appearing to be large (raising your arms) usually works. Surprisingly, brown bears are usually easier to scare off. Black bears are scavengers and opportunistic. Sometimes they're desensitized to humans and just give no shits.

[–]mrjosemeehan 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

That's a 15 foot long kayak. Looks like that bear is at least six feet long to me and probably outweights whoever is taking that video by a factor of three. I wouldn't take a chance charging at something that far outside my weight class.

[–]BuffBen -4ポイント-3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Adult male black bears range from about 130 to 190 centimeters (50 to 75 inches) in length and weigh 60 to 300 kilograms (130 to 660 pounds). Females measure from 130 to 190 centimeters (50 to 75 inches) and weigh 40 to 80 kilograms (90 to 175 pounds).

That is not a 6 foot bear when it gets close to the kayak you can clearly see how small it really is

Its also a female black bear which can be identified by the shape/size of its head and snout

so at max that bear was 175lbs but it didnt even appear to be in the upper weight so yea... "far outside my weight"

[–]mrjosemeehan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wikipedia shows an average weight for female black bears around 175 pounds, with a maximum of around 375. You're right that it's probably not a full six feet now that I go back and watch again, but considering the woman in this video could easily weigh as little as 100 pounds, it doesn't need to be that big a bear to be outside of their weight class.

[–]RedJorgAncrath -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

I had the hugest shit eating grin on my face while watching this. Jesus Christ I love that bear.

[–]surferbum618 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Beautiful title.

[–]redtracer -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn grow some balls and go defend yo kayak

[–]Jamie_Canuck 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looks like she's travelling with only the bear necessities...

[–]Jolal -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bear, Why are you doing that? Bear?

[–]Shanksdoodlehonkster -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bear Please Stop! Tonight on Running Wild

[–]ShaboiDoubleA -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Two words.... Jesus Christ.

[–]PyramidHeadd 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bear, pls go.

[–]Nattylight_Murica 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Much like dogs, bears understand human speech, the Internet has taught me this. Clearly, the bear was confused because his name isn't Bear.

[–]badpenguin35 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That bear don't care

[–]Mutt1223 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

As soon as my dogs heard this lady's voice they started going absolutely batshit crazy. I don't know how the bear managed to stick around for long.

[–]daleok -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

OMG, shut the fuck up!

[–]grizzleh -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

What a fucking infuriating video. I hope the bear destroys every kayak this fucker every has.

[–]YipRocHeresy -3ポイント-2ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's a fucking kayak. She's screaming like the bear is attacking her child or something. Jesus Christ, calm down.

[–]mrjosemeehan -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

To be fair, she is here with no other form of transportation.

[–]Ned_Schneebly -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

She is UNBEARABLE!

[–]Comp_rec4 -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

A bear named bear.. what a cruel joke.

[–]mecderder -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I understand why the bear didn't listen to her. sheeesh she is annoying.

[–]Swissgiant -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

lol bear rekt that kayak

[–]atticus_red -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I bet she drives a subaru.

[–]redleftred -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Uploads it because its funny then gets youtube abuse. Internet can be shit sometimes

[–]TherealAmanda -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

TRIES TO REASON WITH BEAR IN LOUD HIGH PITCHED ANNOYING VOICE???

[–]avaslash -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

After 30 seconds this video was too much to bear

[–]iSeize -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Honey, Papa bear dont give a fuck.

[–]handofdoom -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

yeah, nature doesn't give a fuck about you

[–]AndrasOpinio -5ポイント-4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ha ha ha. Best title for a post ever.

[–]toadbearman -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

"IT'S NOT EVEN FOOD! IT'S PLASTIC!"

How does she know it's not food? Has she eaten Kayak?

"IT'S LATE SEPTEMBER! WHY ARE YOU HERE? WHY ARE YOU AWAKE!"

I don't need you judging me....I need this tasty snack.

[–]rektALproLAPSE -3ポイント-2ポイント  (5子コメント)

Why are you alone in a frontier like that with no weapons to defend yourself with?

Carry a 10mm glock, or an ar pistol in 300blackout.

[–]patentologist 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

Minimum caliber for wilderness Alaska is .30-06, although 3" 12ga slug is considered acceptable by some.

Handguns? I hope you've filed the front sight down so that it doesn't hurt too much when the bear takes it away from you and shoves it up your ass.

[–]rektALproLAPSE -1ポイント0ポイント  (3子コメント)

You must be a special kind of stupid if you don't think 10mm can kill a bear

[–]throwthisway 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

10mm can kill a bear, but if one is betting one's life on the performance of a handgun, may as well go with 44 mag.

[–]rektALproLAPSE 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It has sufficient stopping power. Let's be serious, its 10mm. Put 5 of those in a bears face/chest, and show me it surviving and continuing to charge. Not gonna happen

[–]Spoonfeedme 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Kill and stop are different things.

[–]OU_ohyeah -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh my, its Tedder from bear in the big blue house

Also this

[–]smarty1017 -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Should've tried yelling Yogi, Boo Boo, or Smokie...

[–]edster2003 -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You would think she could throw politeness out the window. But no. Please and thank you Mr. Bear.

[–]horsewithnoname1 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wonder if James Caan is in her basement waiting for operation hobble?

[–]McFlyyouBojo -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

sprays bear mace at bear, making bear retreat to the area of the kayak lady: Why are you going towards my kayak, bear?

[–]Scott_Bash -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I for one have no idea why the bear didn't listen to her and stop, incredibly rude!