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[–]Jonas_soe 60ポイント61ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm so morbidly obese that I can't even take a shit like a normal human being anymore. Should I try to lose some weight? Nah, I'll just get a bigger toilet.

[–]pussyconqueror[S] 28ポイント29ポイント  (0子コメント)

Remember: chew your pizza more times; it burns more calories. And no matter what anyone says, getting the remote is exercise.

[–]Argonautic_Moose 27ポイント28ポイント  (3子コメント)

Ah fuck, that upskirt shot was unnecessary. We got the point, now I have nightmares.

[–]Beer_Is_Food 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's my new profile picture on facebook.

[–]StopReadingMyUser 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, they're facing the wrong way. What kind of monster doesn't face towards the tank, especially obese people that need a place to put their edible books and chocolate milk?

[–]NecroGod 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

"The last thing you see before you die..."

[–]in4real 10ポイント11ポイント  (12子コメント)

Seat's bigger but hole is smaller. What is the logic with that?

[–]boulderhead 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

The smaller the hole, the more seat there can be. More surface area means more support.

[–]ClimbingC 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

It just looks smaller in relation to the massive seat and basin.

[–]in4real 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looking at that fat ass makes me think we need to have food intake regulations.

[–]mesablue 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Keeps all their fat out of the water.

[–]pussyconqueror[S] 2ポイント3ポイント  (7子コメント)

Just cuz the ass is huge doesn't necessarily mean that the shit will be XXXXL size too.

[–]in4real 4ポイント5ポイント  (6子コメント)

No, but they need a bigger target to aim for.

[–]pussyconqueror[S] 8ポイント9ポイント  (5子コメント)

Maybe they should squat over a manhole lol.

[–]wyrmbear 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

Last time I saw a guy try that, he got punched in the dick by a homeless dude.

[–]pussyconqueror[S] 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Did he come from the manhole?

[–]wyrmbear 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Dirty Mike and the Boyz sent their regards...

[–]Behemothslayer 36ポイント37ポイント  (25子コメント)

When you think it's time to upgrade to a massive potty, it's time to stop supersizing all your meals...

[–]snapper1971 33ポイント34ポイント  (24子コメント)

Quick question, why do adult Americans refer to some things with the toddler version of words - potty for toilet and crib for home. Why aren't the adult words used?

[–]Fennahh 26ポイント27ポイント  (2子コメント)

I dont even know why you are being downvoted, its a fucking toilet, not a potty.

[–]Azki- 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

Mate, you've gotcha-self a dunny right there.

[–]Fennahh 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't you fucken know it, ay cunt.

[–]Behemothslayer 10ポイント11ポイント  (5子コメント)

You'd need to ask an American...

[–]crueltyfromweakness 6ポイント7ポイント  (7子コメント)

Well crib isn't really the toddler version of home. Crib is African American slang. It just happens to also be the word for baby beds with the cage around them. As for potty, if you're a parent of a toddler you probably spend a lot of time with your child. During this time you'd probably get used to calling the toilet a potty and after a while it stops sounding wrong when you say it out loud. So that could be the case. Other than that though I can't really think of any toddler words that people commonly use here so I don't really know where you're getting this idea.

[–]Toof -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cage around them, eh? Makes sense.

[–]OneManGOONsquad 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

People say this to me when I say poop. I cuss all day...I didn't know "poop" was restricted use for kids only.

[–]snapper1971 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

I am glad, in a way, that you brought poop up. It's something that I only hear from tired people here - "I'm pooped" meaning "I'm tired". Poop is quite a distinct Americanism as far as I can see. Words here are either the juvenile "Plop", the universally acceptable "Poo" as in "I think you've stepped in dog poo", whereas the courser "shit" is generally not used in polite company unless discussing the work of Justin Bieber in which case "crap" and "arsecake" is also perfectly acceptable.

[–]bowhunter3 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

I started using potty after I had kids. I've caught myself slipping with the word among adults. Crib is different....more of a slang term.

[–]snapper1971 -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

When tired I have been known to announce that I need a wee wee.

[–]thistimeframe 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

If you talk to an adult like you would talk to a toddler, you're implying that you're mentally superior to them.

Either that or you're implying that you yourself are childlike/playful or are joking around.

[–]5bi5 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I hate this--it's so creepy.

[–]IamSkudd -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Crib is something the blacks started saying, and since everything they do is cool, everyone else started saying it. I swear if a rapper started calling his dick his toodlefonger, white people would copy it.

[–]Luciferret 49ポイント50ポイント  (11子コメント)

America, fuck yeah?

[–]soplias 8ポイント9ポイント  (4子コメント)

Coming again to save the motherfuckin' day... Yeah?

[–]slicked9778 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Texas to be precise!

Edit: says it right in the ad.

[–]cooganboy 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

"You look like 400 pounds of chewed bubble gum, you disgusting fat body"

[–]ReilaReborn 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

How does the pee get through their thighs? The upshot image makes it seem like they'd have a hard time not pissing all over their thighs

[–]pussyconqueror[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You gotta get rekt to pee in that toilet.

[–]B00ker_DeWitt 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Always go elongated.

[–]sk2150ad 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

For those anatomically incompatible with the world of humans

[–]NoCigsSinceJan16 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I got six months of use out of mine before I became totally immobile!

[–]Jindal_2016 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

I aint even overweight and want one.

[–]pussyconqueror[S] 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

What for?

[–]wijayas 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Plot twist, its for the wife

[–]I_got_locked_out 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Does this toilet make my ass look big?

[–]Billogi 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's embarrassing :/

[–]Alwin_ 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yes. Let's buy a big toilet instead getting healthy.

[–]Somadelnocha 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love the typo "reprecents". Makes you realize wtf all this was for, y'know?

[–]ender89 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

The worst part about this is they had a model (used loosely here) bend over so they could drape a toilet seat over her ass.

[–]STR8N00B1N 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's disgusting.

[–]dakabeast 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ugh, that last picture. A ham should never be seen from that angle.

[–]Internetologist -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

lol if you wanna make FPH comments, just go to voat.

[–]mma30 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Kudos for finding your market man

[–]xDulmitx 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

That seat looks comfortable. I spend a lot of time on the toilet (damn you Reddit) and the wider contoured seat looks like it would cradle my bum. Not over large or fat, but toilet seats are not meant for prolonged sitting.

[–]I_got_locked_out 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

They do make some that are padded

[–]PurplethePigeon 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lol! Look at those fat butts

[–]amibeingatool 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

"A new generation of humans".

[–]goldenpi 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

those jumbo sized toilets are popular down south

[–]RogueEntomologist 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Isn't "The great John" a character from GOT?