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[–]Borborygme 174ポイント175ポイント  (12子コメント)

I like the kid wearing a helmet... and the dad's helmet-mustache

[–]kherrera 64ポイント65ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm imagining them both with the same VO.

[–]ColoradoScoop 18ポイント19ポイント  (9子コメント)

It's like Dr McNinja

[–]Meta4loco 9ポイント10ポイント  (7子コメント)

Points: Because I never hear enough about Dr. McNinja

[–]AerThreepwood 3ポイント4ポイント  (6子コメント)

I haven't read it in years. Does it still get updates?

[–]FFRBP777 4ポイント5ポイント  (5子コメント)

Hell yeah it does, it's ending though.

[–]AerThreepwood 2ポイント3ポイント  (4子コメント)

Well, I have several years of Dr McNinja to get through.

[–]Charles_the_Hammer 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

Enjoy the ride.

[–]AerThreepwood 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

I mean, it did make me want a mustache and a raptor for a while.

[–]pharmacon 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was thinking Dr. Robotnik

[–]-Badger2- 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I, too, thought the funny parts of the comic were funny.

[–]Hasakii 44ポイント45ポイント  (3子コメント)

"You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They have curved swords. Curved. Swords."

Guards are the best.

[–]bryce0110 15ポイント16ポイント  (2子コメント)

"Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll?"

[–]Slaycube 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

Sweet roll theft is a serious crime. The recent outbreak of Sweet roll theft has left guards confused is it single serial Sweet roll theif, are there copy cats, maybe it is a plot against the jarl. This is why they also ask they are looking for leads they just are sarcastic becuase the lack of leads the past couple years has broken the moral of the guards.

Only you can prevent Sweet roll theft. Report all Sweet roll related incidents to your local guards.

[–]Hasakii 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Brought to you by the Sweetroll Association of Skyrim (SAS).

Edit: Or "Skyrim Guards Against Sweetroll Crimes (SGASC)"

[–]Bardfinn 59ポイント60ポイント  (1子コメント)

He was having trouble running so he drank a waterskin and then he could sprint all-out.

[–]lmnt 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

Those are pretty amazing powers

[–]John_Barleycorn 37ポイント38ポイント  (4子コメント)

Irrelevant Skyrim Humor.

... Did you mean to say irreverent?

Treating someone or something in a way that is not serious or respectful

[–]nvrmnd_tht_was_dumb 29ポイント30ポイント  (0子コメント)

"It was said that he killed and ate an entire elk in the middle of battle!"

[–]blanketswithsmallpox 42ポイント43ポイント  (3子コメント)

TIL the Dragonborn is from Wisconsin.

[–]JayBeeBop 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Stereotypes abound! We don't ALL eat cheese in the form of a wheel. Sometimes we melt it down, add beer, and turn it into soup.

[–]DoerOfStuffAndThings 23ポイント24ポイント  (5子コメント)

I'd like to see a cartoon showing the bag slung over the back with the 43 weapons, 3 suits of armor, 400 assorted potions, 28 books, 10 torches, 1,200 assorted alchemy ingredients, etc, etc.

[–]Barrister_Ryan 23ポイント24ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ah.

I see you have made it past Helgen.

[–]Cheezy_Ichthyosaur 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is how I feel every time I start a new character.

[–]bryce0110 20ポイント21ポイント  (1子コメント)

There was somewhat of a comic about that.

Edit: found it http://imgur.com/ffXR3jY

[–]Mr_Zoidburger 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I demand a Lootbag of Crushing weapon mod.

[–]Planktonamor 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

picks one more flower

falls over

[–]Ripsaw99 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

...the helmet mustache made me laugh

[–]kodachikuno 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I recently saw a post where it advised responding to bad pickup lines with NPC statements. Example:

Hey beautiful, did it hurt?

I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the knee.

[–]Bytewave 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

What a waste. Oughta mixed them with ale and moon sugar first.

[–]benchley 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Irrelevant, or irreverent?

[–]deadlychambers 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? I'm not even mad

[–]fondlemeLeroy 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Charlie Kelly would be invincible in the Skyrim universe.

[–]forgetfulcoder 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I absolutely love these silly skyrim comics.

[–]Promanguy 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Reminds me of the greentexts about the Fallout NV courier.

[–]STINKdoctor 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I just pooped myself. Thank you.

[–]Pro-Patria-Mori 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The Dragonborn wiped the blood of the fallen off Shadowstalker and began robbing the dead. The horded spoils of war were placed in a barrel by the entrance. Lazarus returned home to Whiterun and the warmth of hearth and fire. He proceeded to empty nearly all of his gear into barrels and chests.

Armed with only light armor, sword, bow and a few potions, Lazarus returned to the mine to reclaim the last of the loot. The journey back to Whiterun was quick and uneventful as he again deposited all of his loot inside his house.

Then the Dragonborn went to market, selling potions and weapons while buying ingredients and ore deposits in each town. Many different types of flowers and plants were gathered along the way.

Returning to his alchemy satchel and lab, he mixed many wonderous potions and poisons. He returned all of the leftover ingredients into the satchel before making the journey back to every apothecary in Skyrim, collecting ingredients and selling potions.

The shadow of an Ancient Dragon darkens the skies over the College of Winterhold

[–]Mrown7 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm drunk and found this hilarious, since I happen to be playing Skyrim and am looking at a cheese wheel

[–]UrPostIsFuckingShit 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

And then I took a downvote to the knee.

[–]i_never_use_caps 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

for the record this is relevant humor. its a skyrim joke about skyrim mechanics in a skyrim setting.

an irrelevant joke would be if the joke was about somethign completely unrelated to skyrim (or in other words, irrelevant) but set in a skyrim world

[–]Jtk317 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing!

[–]Gorgonpistol 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Searched Omni 2012 for more comics.

Most of which are MLP themed.

What a rotten shame.

[–]DragonTamerMCT 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is oddly cute. I like it.

[–]Killahdanks1 -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hahahahaha.

[–]Alkibiades415 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ah, Skyrim cartoons. It is like it is 2013 all over again.

[–]abk201 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think you mislabeled this post. You accidentally put it in the /funny subreddit.