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[–]mrthewhite 3525ポイント3526ポイント  (150子コメント)

Taken out of context it's kinda funny to think of some security guy just walkin up calmly and taking a baby from an onlooker and walking away with it.

[–]jamiekiel 2616ポイント2617ポイント  (32子コメント)

"Wait! Why is the Pope in the arms of this woman? I will return him to the car."

[–]mrgonzalez 1248ポイント1249ポイント  (29子コメント)

"Hmm there's already a Pope here. Well, I can't be sure which is the right one, I'll just leave them both here together."

[–]ogwalt 739ポイント740ポイント  (16子コメント)

"Shoot him, he's the fake pope!"

"Goo goo ga, goo gah!"

Oh god what do I do...

[–]HadSexyBroughtBack 336ポイント337ポイント  (7子コメント)

"Oh wait, one of these popes is a baby. Get it together Derek." Picks up the aged Pope Francis and brings him to the waiting family.

[–]blue_dice 47ポイント48ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm seein double! Four popes!

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        [–]bluethegreat1 128ポイント129ポイント  (5子コメント)

        There's no hesitation on anyone's part in this. Security just walks over and baby pope is immediately offered up. Like it's common place.

        [–]Derkek 46ポイント47ポイント  (1子コメント)

        His big cheesy grin makes it better.

        The most standard of all procedures, just grabbing infants for the man in the bubble

        [–]knarfknarf 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

        The guard looks like he smells the hat for poison

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          [–]Huge_Middle_Finger 610ポイント611ポイント  (30子コメント)

          "This baby is not appropriate. I'm confiscating it. You can have it back at the end of the semester."

          [–]GumdropGoober 449ポイント450ポイント  (27子コメント)

          >Open Popemobile trunk
          >Dozens of screaming babies crawling over each other
          >Stick the new one in
          >Classic Catholic Church

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            [–]Kruse 175ポイント176ポイント  (1子コメント)

            "Old man in white jeep drives around city grabbing babies and kissing them. More details at 6."

            [–]ConradBHart42 50ポイント51ポイント  (3子コメント)

            Well, that's a catholic crowd, yeah? They've all got a few to spare.

            [–]GOpencyprep 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

            in reverse its the pope gifting a stranger with a tiny missionary

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              [–]Rachjayf 3331ポイント3332ポイント  (312子コメント)

              I love the smile on the security guy's face.

              [–]originalunoriginal 2722ポイント2723ポイント  (178子コメント)

              He's the official papal baby fetcher, how can he not be happy about that

              [–]nachosmmm 2792ポイント2793ポイント  (85子コメント)

              Hey, you! Fetch me that mini pope!

              [–]-TheWanderer- 2277ポイント2278ポイント x2 (52子コメント)

              THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! /smites the Baby Pope.

              [–]MrRobotPants 889ポイント890ポイント  (35子コメント)

              But the baby survives, with a scar shaped like a lightning bolt...

              [–]bryguy894 1213ポイント1214ポイント  (30子コメント)

              "You're a pope, Harry"

              [–]Combustible_Baguette 490ポイント491ポイント  (22子コメント)

              "I'm a wot?"

              [–]csbsju_guyyy 265ポイント266ポイント  (9子コメント)

              A thumpin' good one I'd wager!

              [–]jman3693 97ポイント98ポイント  (4子コメント)

              "You are a Pope! Yer going to go to the Vatican, yer going to do blessings, you'll get a rosary, you'll get a fucking dove, it'll deliver your miracles. Deal with it!!!"

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                    [–]Simon_Mendelssohn 27ポイント28ポイント  (2子コメント)

                    Or two - a master and an apprentice.

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                      [–]dj_destroyer 14ポイント15ポイント  (3子コメント)

                      That kid is going to have one sweet video to show their friends when they're older.

                      [–]John10285 37ポイント38ポイント  (2子コメント)

                      http://i.imgur.com/OetyxSs.jpg relevant

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                        [–]TurdFerguson812 80ポイント81ポイント  (49子コメント)

                        I was thinking the OP was referring to the security guy with the shaved head who walked by first, but the baby-fetcher's expression was funny as well.

                        Since we are discussing those guys, does anyone know who they are? The crowd-scanning and "hands ready" position suggests Secret Service to me, but I'm no expert. Or are they some kind of Vatican equivalent of the Secret Service?

                        [–]MorbidPenguin 115ポイント116ポイント  (6子コメント)

                        The baby fetcher is Domenico Giani, the head of Vatican Security. As far as I know, he's the only one who will fetch babies and hand things to the pope like this.

                        [–]GOpencyprep 101ポイント102ポイント  (4子コメント)

                        the only one who will fetch babies

                        an honor bestowed to but a few by his holiness

                        [–]TheHobbyist94 58ポイント59ポイント  (3子コメント)

                        Baby Fetcher of the Papacy. +.02 Gold, 5 Prestige and +15 Opinion

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                          [–]Noexit007 35ポイント36ポイント  (4子コメント)

                          Some are Swiss guard for sure, but if this was from his America visit (which it looks like), there was an army of specially trained secret service agents. Basically they took secret service agents that were in training to protect the president (and on the rotation for actual presidential duty), and gave them several months special training on how to protect the pope while he was in the US. Special training in the sense that the pope is often even more exposed then the president ever is, and requires some special handling due to his particular needs.

                          [–]able1kenobi 55ポイント56ポイント  (22子コメント)

                          Swiss guard, basically the pope's secret service

                          [–]physalisx 52ポイント53ポイント  (13子コメント)

                          Swiss guard

                          It would be a lot easier to recognize them if they were wearing their official uniforms.

                          [–]FloydMarley 11ポイント12ポイント  (3子コメント)

                          And don't let the brightly colored pantaloons fool ya. They'll wreck your life if you give them a reason to.

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                                  [–]bacon_flavored 366ポイント367ポイント  (94子コメント)

                                  It looked to me like he sniffed the baby discreetly when picking it up, as if making sure it wasn't covered in semen or anthrax or something.

                                  [–]coin_return 168ポイント169ポイント  (72子コメント)

                                  Babysniffs are a thing, I've heard. When they don't smell like poop or sour milk, apparently they smell really good. I'm sure he was probably sniffing for something meant to harm the pope, though.

                                  [–]Shahjian 223ポイント224ポイント  (51子コメント)

                                  Its hard to explain the smell of a baby. But it gives this magical peaceful feeling and there's nothing like it. Then they wake up screaming at 3 in the morning for no reason.

                                  [–]RonMFCadillac 104ポイント105ポイント  (34子コメント)

                                  I am convinced it is a primal holdover from when we were less evolved. The scent of our own(species) young makes us not want to murder them.

                                  [–]Karma_Gardener 46ポイント47ポイント  (22子コメント)

                                  It is true the scent of a baby doesn't smell like food, but it doesn't smell bad either.

                                  [–]RonMFCadillac 52ポイント53ポイント  (21子コメント)

                                  Incredibly pleasant. Source - I have a baby.

                                  [–]CertifiedWebNinja 39ポイント40ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                  My fiancee has this crazy thing where she enjoys the smells of our daughter's farts and poops. I on the otherhand think it's vile. But after a bath or just normally smelling the back of her head is pleasant.

                                  Damn now I miss my daughter and I have to wait another 40 minutes before she's home from day care. :(

                                  [–]3hoho5 23ポイント24ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                  I've heard that's a common thing, it allows mothers to take care of their children without being disgusted that it's covered in shit.

                                  [–]lawhottie 15ポイント16ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                  When they're only eating breastmilk their poop doesn't usually smell bad. If they're on formula or start eating anything but pure milk, all bets are off.

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                                      [–]jenipurty 10ポイント11ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                      Breastfed babies smell so delicious. No hate on formula babies cuz idgaf but formula burps are gross haha. i love when babies just get out of the bath and are all lotioned up and smell delicious. just ripe enough to eat.

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                                          [–]Calikola 16ポイント17ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                          Oh, there's a reason. It usually involves my boob.

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                                            [–]toothofjustice 27ポイント28ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                            It's a pheromone thing and it's real. The reaction is much stronger in women but is there for men as well. The weird thing is that the smell is good but you love it anyway.

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                                              [–]tehbertl 75ポイント76ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                              or poop

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                                                [–]WavyGlass 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                I love how he sniffs the baby. Babies smell so good....usually.

                                                [–]__DOWNVOTE_ME__ 70ポイント71ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                His internal dialogue:

                                                I take your baby to catholic man now. I check he smells fresh.

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                                                  [–]CaniborrowafeeIing 4187ポイント4188ポイント  (237子コメント)

                                                  Wait...Mr Pope... i need my baby back! Mr Pope!!

                                                  [–]DoctorYogurtButler[S] 4677ポイント4678ポイント  (187子コメント)

                                                  YOUR CHILD IS NOW PROPERTY OF THE ROMAN PONTIFF.

                                                  EDIT: YOUR GOLD IS NOW PROPERTY OF THE ROMAN PONTIFF.

                                                  [–]SaintVanilla 1617ポイント1618ポイント  (172子コメント)

                                                  Tithe is only 10% of the baby...you can pick which 90% you want back.

                                                  [–]Toidal 548ポイント549ポイント  (159子コメント)

                                                  I'd say circumcise him the but I think we're in the wrong religion

                                                  [–]jgfoto 1207ポイント1208ポイント  (146子コメント)

                                                  Nope. Can confirm. Raised catholic, missing some wiener.

                                                  [–]Imbessiel 736ポイント737ポイント  (101子コメント)

                                                  You must be from the USA

                                                  [–]_floydian_slip 56ポイント57ポイント  (23子コメント)

                                                  Raised Catholic from the US, still have my 4skin

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                                                    [–]SimplyComplexd 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                    Just take the whole penis. I'm sure he won't need it later in life.

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                                                      [–]n_reineke 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      You can keep the poop.

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                                                        [–]rockytheboxer 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                        Gotta make Roman look strong.

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                                                          [–]snoozer_loozer 390ポイント391ポイント  (25子コメント)

                                                          I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back...

                                                          [–]thekenzo 213ポイント214ポイント  (14子コメント)

                                                          ...ribs

                                                          [–]cubenori 64ポイント65ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                          "Oh god, when do they say ribs?"

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                                                            [–]disgruntledskinsfan 41ポイント42ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                            Better him than Mr Popo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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                                                              [–]AzraelApollyon 1104ポイント1105ポイント  (83子コメント)

                                                              Very poor security indeed. What if the baby is a sleeper agent?

                                                              [–]chemical_refraction 268ポイント269ポイント  (56子コメント)

                                                              Or is filled with nerve gas like that doll from the movie "The Rock."

                                                              Edit: https://youtu.be/gMVnCL50SgQ

                                                              [–]GreenDaemon 188ポイント189ポイント  (37子コメント)

                                                              You are a trained FBI agent opening a box highly suspected to contain Sarin Gas. The first thing you do is to pick up a doll from said package and fuck with it.

                                                              I never realized how uterly stupid this part is.

                                                              [–]chemical_refraction 84ポイント85ポイント  (18子コメント)

                                                              Not as bad as petting the alien dildo with teeth in Prometheus.

                                                              [–]Englishly 26ポイント27ポイント  (13子コメント)

                                                              Wait, what? How much of that movie did I forget?

                                                              [–]TheRealQU4D 22ポイント23ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                              He's talking about the space snake that the scientist gets all cuddly with before it destroys his arm.

                                                              [–]BeeCJohnson 38ポイント39ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                              The exobiologist (xenobiologist?) shows the sense of a Goddamn six week old puppy and sticks his face into what is clearly a hostile animal posture.

                                                              Then the geologist, who has been 3D mapping the tunnels the whole time, gets lost.

                                                              Then the two smartest women in Earth forget how to make a 90 degree turn.

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                                                                [–]flying87 34ポイント35ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                Your subconscious is trying to save you by not remembering that crap. Don't question your evolution advantage.

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                                                                  [–]TheIcelander 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                  Well, he was just at trainee.

                                                                  [–]Suradner 44ポイント45ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                                                  I never realized how uterly stupid this part is.

                                                                  This is a movie I should have seen by now, but haven't. I just now watched the clip without context.

                                                                  Is that scene not about how stupid that character is? Is he later portrayed as something other than a dipshit?

                                                                  [–]matt01ss 57ポイント58ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                  Nah, he's only on screen for a couple of minutes. The scene is to show how badass of a chem weapons expert nic cage is.

                                                                  [–]Cromus 25ポイント26ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                  The fact that he's unable to inject himself with a needle in order to save his life proves he's a dumb ass.

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                                                                      [–]CookieOfFortune 32ポイント33ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                      Nerve gas and C4!

                                                                      [–]rickisen 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                      And corosive gas! And PORN!!

                                                                      What an super evil crate.

                                                                      [–]Endyo 42ポイント43ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                      Jesus Christ that scenario couldn't have possibly added any additional problems... short of there also being venomous snakes flying out of the crate.

                                                                      Interesting edit:

                                                                      Upon watching this again, this is probably one of the closest timer-to-actual-movie-time moments I've ever seen. He says "detonation 2 minutes" at 1:37. At 2:36 he says "40 seconds" which is a 20 second loss, but maybe he was just saying two minutes as an estimate. At 3:02 it ticks 20 seconds, which is actually 26 seconds later so that can even out the time some more. It ends with 5 seconds left at 3:15 so that's roughly 1 minute 55 seconds of bomb time elapsed over 1 minute 38 seconds. If you account for the potential 20 second "rounding" at the beginning with another six second margin of error in there somewhere, I don't know that it could have been much closer without showing the timer the whole time.

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                                                                          [–]Half_Past_Five 3692ポイント3693ポイント  (162子コメント)

                                                                          So basically the pope rides around cities, sees kids or babies that amuse him and tell his guards, "Jeffery, I like that child. Please go fetch it so I may observe it closer."

                                                                          [–]kotkaiser 1589ポイント1590ポイント  (48子コメント)

                                                                          "Jefferey, I like to kiss that child!"

                                                                          [–]roonerspize 39ポイント40ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                          "Jeffrey, please stop sniffing the babby."

                                                                          [–]Nanto_Suichoken 984ポイント985ポイント  (27子コメント)

                                                                          "Jefferey, the child is too old. Take it away!"

                                                                          [–]Dekklin 459ポイント460ポイント  (17子コメント)

                                                                          "You don't pay me enough for this, sir."

                                                                          [–]Rizzpooch 229ポイント230ポイント  (15子コメント)

                                                                          That man's name was Geoffrey

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                                                                            [–]Bukowskaii 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                            Shame.

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                                                                                [–]Rooonaldooo99 136ポイント137ポイント  (17子コメント)

                                                                                He's blessing some babies on the way.

                                                                                You can see it in the source video.

                                                                                [–]blanketswithsmallpox 210ポイント211ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                                After he returns the baby you can hear the guard say, "The Pope says that you have sense of humor." @57s.

                                                                                [–]ioon 44ポイント45ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                Hahaha https://youtu.be/xMzmT6MVNXk?t=56s

                                                                                [–]Deathalo 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                Thank you, was trying to make out what he said but couldn't quite get it, but that was definitely what he said.

                                                                                [–]Silver-back 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                "Dee Pope says while funny, you will now burn in hell."

                                                                                [–]TrustYourFarts 106ポイント107ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                                I didn't expect screaming and chanting, it's not very popey.

                                                                                What do we want?

                                                                                The Holy Father.

                                                                                When do we want him?

                                                                                Eternally.

                                                                                [–]Cyntheon 15ポイント16ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                Its definitely a weird chant. I can't really understand the first part very well but I think they're saying "You can see it, you can feel it, the Pope is present!"

                                                                                I would definitely have expected a whole lot more praying, bless yous, and thank yous than "fuck yeah the Pope!"s lol

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                                                                                  [–]sumnewdguy 691ポイント692ポイント  (63子コメント)

                                                                                  I was there in Philly for this....and basically, all of these parents among hundreds of thousands of people were dangling their babies/children in the air above the crowd Simba-style. The Pope cruised along the parade route scanning the crowd for acceptable child offerings. Every 20-30 yards he'd motion for them to stop the pope mobile, & summon the nearest guard to fetch a young child that fit his liking. The guard would grab the child from the crowd, bring it to the Pope, & he'd either kiss it or bop it on the head. The guards would then return the baby to the crowd, where they were crowd surfed back to their parents (yes this actually happened), & everybody cried with joy.

                                                                                  Not that we should be concerned considering the Catholic church's track record handling young children.

                                                                                  [–]Calikola 206ポイント207ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                                                  The Pope cruised along the parade route scanning the crowd for acceptable child offerings

                                                                                  I'm torn between laughing my ass off at your description, and being horrified at the thought of crowd surfing my newborn son through a large mass of people so the Pope can kiss him.

                                                                                  [–]traveler_ 22ポイント23ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                  Yeah I was thinking well, what does it take for a parent to be willing to let their baby be passed among a crowd of strangers? Looks like the answer is a lot of faith and a lot of security guards.

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                                                                                    [–]Letracho 61ポイント62ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                    The guards would then return the baby to the crowd, where they were crowd surfed back to their parents (yes this actually happened), & everybody cried with joy.

                                                                                    This is the funniest thing I've read all day.

                                                                                    [–]Blewedup 419ポイント420ポイント  (34子コメント)

                                                                                    taken out of context, it's the weirdest thing i think i've ever seen.

                                                                                    actually, it's pretty weird in context too.

                                                                                    [–]AbeRego 141ポイント142ポイント  (29子コメント)

                                                                                    It's about the same as asking the President to kiss your baby, but with more security.

                                                                                    [–]pelvicmomentum 56ポイント57ポイント  (24子コメント)

                                                                                    And more religion

                                                                                    [–]AbeRego 70ポイント71ポイント  (22子コメント)

                                                                                    I know why people would want the Pope to bless their baby, but why do people want the President to kiss theirs?

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                                                                                          [–]mki401 52ポイント53ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                          where they were crowd surfed back to their parents

                                                                                          \m/

                                                                                          [–]meeseeksanddestroy 101ポイント102ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                          Little Popey Francis

                                                                                          cruising through the east coast

                                                                                          scooping up the babies

                                                                                          and bopping them on the head.

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                                                                                              [–]Raziers 319ポイント320ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                              "Bring me my mini-me"

                                                                                              [–]Davo93 152ポイント153ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                                                              Can someone reverse it to make it look like the pope is giving away baby Popes?

                                                                                              [–]DizKord 322ポイント323ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                                                                              "Your donation to the Catholic church is greatly appreciated."

                                                                                              [–]Brodester 424ポイント425ポイント  (20子コメント)

                                                                                              Pope to Baby Pope

                                                                                              "Don't you fucking cross me...there's only one pope"

                                                                                              [–]andpassword 1956ポイント1957ポイント  (210子コメント)

                                                                                              When the Pope spots the child and throws back his head and laughs...that is one more in a string of moments that make me really like the guy, even though I'm about as far as you can get from Catholic.

                                                                                              [–]jackluke 275ポイント276ポイント  (52子コメント)

                                                                                              He just seems like such a genuinely kind and caring person.

                                                                                              [–]MrMustangg 102ポイント103ポイント  (22子コメント)

                                                                                              Wasn't he the one that took the glass out of the popemobile? It seems like he's doing a lot better than most other popes.

                                                                                              [–]andpassword 141ポイント142ポイント  (15子コメント)

                                                                                              Certainly better than his predecessor who I could swear was a Sith Lord.

                                                                                              [–]Ronem 75ポイント76ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                                                                              But I have to hand it to Benedict XVI for essentially giving the papacy straight to Pope Francis. When he stepped down early, he knew exactly who they were going to elect, and I strongly suspect, exactly the kind of reform he would bring.

                                                                                              [–]Ice_BountyHunter 26ポイント27ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                                                              Francis had been a front runner when Benedict was elected. It was thought at the time that Benedict was simply a placeholder for one of several Bishops who simply needed a few more years to build on their experience.

                                                                                              [–]andpassword 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                              This is a fascinating thought. It would be really interesting to be a fly on the wall of some of those discussions as they took place. I wonder if there are written accounts anywhere that will be discovered in a few hundred years.

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                                                                                                [–]Petyr_Baelish 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                I always interchangeably called him "Pope Sidious" and "Emperor Popeatine".

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                                                                                                  [–]Minoripriest 43ポイント44ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                                                  Well, one of them did get shot...

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                                                                                                    [–]COMPLIMENT-4-U 1164ポイント1165ポイント  (49子コメント)

                                                                                                    We're all humans in the end

                                                                                                    Except me I'm an apache helicopter-kin

                                                                                                    [–]FightFromTheInside 173ポイント174ポイント  (31子コメント)

                                                                                                    Agreed. I hate religion but I have a soft spot for this guy. He's so genuine and friendly towards the common man, and he actually does what he preaches. Those qualities are very hard to find nowadays, especially on world leading level.

                                                                                                    [–]Grizzled_Veteran 147ポイント148ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                                                                    I'm not religious either - but it's important to remember that religion is a reflection of human nature. It can represent the absolute best and worst of us, like so many other things.

                                                                                                    A truly great leader can take that dynamic and focus it to more heavily represent 'the best of us'. Obviously, Pope Francis is one of those people.

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                                                                                                        [–]AllGoodNamesRTaken 362ポイント363ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                                                                        The Pope is not impressed.

                                                                                                        [–]toeofcamell 191ポイント192ポイント  (30子コメント)

                                                                                                        I like to think the person handing the kid away just left real quick. Your kid now, not my problem

                                                                                                        [–]percussaresurgo 104ポイント105ポイント  (28子コメント)

                                                                                                        With a note pinned to the kid saying "This is what happens when abortion isn't an option."

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                                                                                                          [–]kultovbela 45ポイント46ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                                                                          I like to think when he picked up the baby and whispered, "don't try anything funny, lil' guy."

                                                                                                          [–]gnujack 86ポイント87ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                                          The pope wanted to see how to make his tall hats stay on in windy conditions because Benedict hid the instruction manual.

                                                                                                          [–]smoke_and_spark 232ポイント233ポイント  (18子コメント)

                                                                                                          lol I liked the sniff for poison on the hat.

                                                                                                          [–]excaping 27ポイント28ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                                          Arsenic for example can be odourless and tasteless. Baby poop is not.

                                                                                                          [–]RarelyReadReplies 79ポイント80ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                                                          Ah, that's what he was doing.

                                                                                                          [–]ObiWanBonogi 31ポイント32ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                                          Actually I think for a second he forgot he wasn't the Pope and tried to kiss the baby himself.

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                                                                                                            [–]Bubbay 48ポイント49ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                                            lol I liked the sniff for poison on the hat poop.

                                                                                                            It's a baby. Sometimes things are pretty straightforward.

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                                                                                                              [–]mattreyu 124ポイント125ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                                              The Pope accepts your sacrifice

                                                                                                              [–]chrisisanangel 58ポイント59ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                              I love his reaction when he spots the baby!

                                                                                                              [–]UnoDwicho 29ポイント30ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                              "Ahahahahah, so cute ... He's mine now."

                                                                                                              [–]LYNCHY36 26ポイント27ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                                              Can you put "kissed by Pope" on your resume

                                                                                                              [–]AKABoondock 25ポイント26ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                                                                              Rollin' down the street, kissin' babies, sippin' on gin and juice

                                                                                                              [–]dadudemon 263ポイント264ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                                                                                              Having a really bad day. A cute baby getting kissed by a laughing righteous man made me cry.

                                                                                                              Edit - 3 of you send me kind messages. Thank you. I needed it very badly.

                                                                                                              [–]workrevere 20ポイント21ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                                              That security guard was totally going to kiss the babies head and then realized "shit that might be super creepy, must resist kissing the baby"

                                                                                                              [–]Pavlovawalrus 41ポイント42ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                                                                              All these security guys around except for the one guy who's job appears to be fetching babies for the pope. I'm going to call you the papal childcatcher.

                                                                                                              [–]My_Horse_Must_Lose 38ポイント39ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                                                              what's funny is the guy grabbing the babies is essentially the head of his security-- Domenico Giani, the inspector general of the Vatican police and security

                                                                                                              [–]oonniioonn 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                                              I'm told -- by another reddit comment so take this at face value -- that he's the only one allowed to hand things to the pope.

                                                                                                              Of course he probably made that rule himself.

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                                                                                                                  [–]iamatroll83 57ポイント58ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                                  SACRIFICIAL BABY!!!

                                                                                                                  [–]Shanix 19ポイント20ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                                                                                  Reminds me of when he got a pizza

                                                                                                                  [–]kotkaiser 18ポイント19ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                                                                                  What would happen if the Pope dropped it?

                                                                                                                  [–]Sammie_SU 34ポイント35ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                                                  Possibly one of the only situations where you would be ok with a stranger suddenly taking your baby from your arms.

                                                                                                                  [–]escarchaud 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                                  there can only be one pope

                                                                                                                  [–]ham11245 14ポイント15ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                                                                  The dude didn't say shit, he just took that baby like it's an everyday thing.

                                                                                                                  [–]CreedDidNothingWrong 60ポイント61ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                                                  "I shall call him...Mini Pope."

                                                                                                                  [–]loptthetreacherous 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                                                  I love his genuine amusement. Popes always seem too serious.

                                                                                                                  [–]uanidiot 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                                                  Such a cool job where you can just walk off with people's babies!

                                                                                                                  [–]irishknots 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                                  The Pope truly is dope. I love how earnest his laughter at seeing a mini-pope is. He brings hope for humankind.

                                                                                                                  Also, handing your baby off to a security person must be terrifying.

                                                                                                                  [–]Batatu 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                                  Pope Francis looks like a real person in the other hand the ex-pope always looked like a pope.

                                                                                                                  [–]Handbasket_For_One 16ポイント17ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                                                                  Source and more baby offerings

                                                                                                                  [–]Sweet_Delicious_420 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                                  I love how security is just like "We'll take this from here thank you...steals baby"

                                                                                                                  [–]VonDinky 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                                  awesome pope. you can tell he was laughing his ass off. :D

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