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If this lifehack gets 2000 upbernies, /r/circlejerk will become a lifehack subreddit and the mods will open up link posting again. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]allthefoxes[M] 96ポイント97ポイント  (37子コメント)

this

--Bernie "Jesus" Sanders, 2015

[–]Smartstocks 25ポイント26ポイント  (21子コメント)

B e r n i e

S a n d e r s

2 0 1 6

[–]Smartstocks 14ポイント15ポイント  (12子コメント)

-( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╯

[–]TheHandyman1 17ポイント18ポイント  (7子コメント)

RAISE YOUR BERNIES ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ

[–]ninjapig123 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

A Y Y L M A O
A Y Y L M A O
Y Y L M A O A
Y L M A O A Y
L M A O A Y Y
M A O A Y Y L
A O A Y Y L M
O A Y Y L M A

[–]KingCHAWLZ 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Wew lad

[–]Mapleyy 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

W E W L A D
W E W L A D
E W L A D W
W L A D W E
L A D W E W
A D W E W L
D W E W L A

[–]Smartstocks 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

B e r n i e

S a n d e r s

2 0 1 6

[–]flameoguy 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

upsanders if you are on the bernie hype train!

[–]Smartstocks 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yay! Upsanders for all ;)

[–]vast_amounts 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

Why do I have you tagged as "magnificent bastard"?

[–]flymeat33 10ポイント11ポイント  (4子コメント)

DAE anyone else like dislike Hillary "First Lady, Second Hoe" Clinton? Fuck I'm old.

Edit: Excuse me, I'd like some karma. Updanks to the left sheeple.

[–]TheHandyman1 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ur such an edgelord XD

[–]Smartstocks 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

B e r n i e

S a n d e r s

2 0 1 6

[–]beefcurtains01 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

What the Bernie did you just Sanders say about me, you little Democrat? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Independent Political Group Program, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on godless liberals, and I have over 300 confirmed million dollars. I am trained in political warfare and I’m the top briber in the entire US Armed Elite Debaters. You are nothing to me but just another Hillary Clinton. I will wipe you the Bernie out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this nation, mark my Sandering words. You think you can get away with saying that Bernie to me over the debaters podium? Think again, liberal. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of businessmen across the USA and your money is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Clinton. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your wife. You’re Sandering dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can sue you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare lawyer. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed debating, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the "What Would Jesus Do?" organization and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable Bernie off the face of the continent, you little Sanders. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” rebuttal was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your Sandering tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you godless liberal. I will Bernie fury all over you and you will go bankrupt in it. You’re Sandering dead, liberal.

[–]Admiral_Nopeton 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck everything. If this post receives 2,000 upDoots, I will be made a mod at /r/circlejerk.

Edit: am grill ;)

[–]CanadianDragon434 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am englightened by my intelligence." - Aalewis

[–]CanadianDragon434 5ポイント6ポイント  (4子コメント)

Just here for the trickle down karma

[–]Smartstocks 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

L e

K a r m a

R i v e r

[–]flameoguy 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

D a n k

L e t t e r

S p a c i n g

[–]Smartstocks 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

B e r n i e
    S a n d e r s
        2 0 1 6

[–]needed_a_better_name 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I lifehacked ur mom

-- Bernie "Thanks, Obama" Sanders, 2016

[–]glitchypixel 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

B

[–]sap91 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

literally this

--Elon "The Holy Spirit" Musk, in the long long ago

[–]bassace14 23ポイント24ポイント  (2子コメント)

Wait ✋✋wait ✋✋wait 👋✋ guys stop ‼️✋✋for ✌1 sec... Pls👇👆👈 ... If the world is billions👈👈👆👆 of years old..... then why are we in year 2015😕😑😑???

[–]CanadianDragon434 47ポイント48ポイント  (6子コメント)

I hate black people......upvotes to the left

[–]CanadianDragon434 33ポイント34ポイント  (2子コメント)

If you downvote freedom of speech, you're basically like the nazis before they started killing.

[–]joffreyisjesus 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can we cut the shit? Our organizations are FOUNDED on gendered concepts. We are mens only organizations. End of story. We shouldn't have to apologize for that. That is why we exist--as gendered spaces for men to express masculinity without apology. Often this takes the form of toxic masculinity which includes misogyny etc., and this should be condemned. But there is nothing inherently toxic about not wanting to accept someone who deviates from our gendered structure. We are not saying that trans people are freaks. We are not denying their dignity nor are we denying their right to respect and their right to exist. We are protecting our space. We have a right to do that. Women have a right to gendered spaces as well. No one gives half of a shit about gyms for women, clubs for women, greek organizations FOR women, etc. Can we just cut the bullshit and acknowledge that transexual people are less than 1% of the population and we do not need to REMAKE society to accommodate them. We have a right to our traditional structures.

[–]Smartstocks 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

ζ{:'-Dᶘ

[–]TheHandyman1 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

Wow, so brave!

[–]vast_amounts 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

The preferred term is "negroid".

[–]CanadianDragon434 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

BLACK CULTURE FOR THE BLACKS, GAY CULTURE FOR THE GAYS , GAMER CULTURE FOR EVERYBODY! Everybody says there is this DIVERSITY problem. Everybody says this DIVERSITY problem will be solved when pours into EVERY gamer community and ONLY into gamer communities. 8chan and Reddit are just as crowded as Tumblr or Twitter, but nobody says Tumblr or Twitter will solve this DIVERSITY problem by bringing in millions of gamers and providing a quote safe space unquote with them. Everybody says the final solution to this DIVERSITY problem is for EVERY gamer community and ONLY gamer communities to provide “safe spaces” i.e., censor themselves for all those non-gamers. What if I said there was this DIVERSITY problem and this DIVERSITY problem would be solved only if hundreds of thousands of non-females were brought into EVERY GAY community and ONLY into gay communities? How long would it take anyone to realize I’m not talking about a DIVERSITY problem. I am talking about the Final solution to the gay problem? And how long would it take any sane black man to notice this and what kind of psycho female wouldn’t object to this? But if I tell that obvious truth about the ongoing program of genocide against my identity, the gamer race, SJWs and respectable liberals agree that I am a Terperwhowantstorape10millionfeminists. They say they are anti-harassment. What they are is anti-gamer. Anti-harassment is a code word for anti-gamer

[–]CanadianDragon434 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

If you downvote freedom of speech, you're basically like the nazis before they started killing.

[–]CanadianDragon434 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

To tell you the truth, I've never thought about it. I've never thought of me doing a whole lot that I would categorize as brave. Other people have said that what I do standing up to the establishment and speaking my piece of mind and not backing down as being something brave, but I don't think of it in that manner. So I don't have a good answer for that, but I appreciate it when people compliment me on sticking to my principles.

[–]Smartstocks 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

CENA!!!

[–]CanadianDragon434 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

If you downvote freedom of speech, you're basically like the nazis before they started killing.

[–]evil_midget 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

I will get downvoted for this, but I think Bernie Sanders should be president.

[–]adminschild 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

🎺💀🎺💀🎺💀🎺💀 doot doot do౦t dOot 🎺 thats ✔ some doot🎺🎺doot right🎺🎺there🎺🎺🎺 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 🎺🎺🎺НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎺 🎺 🎺🎺 💯 🎺 💀 💀 💀 🎺🎺Doot doot

[–]tuckyd 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

DOOT DOOT DOOT

[–]evil_midget 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

thank

[–]Smartstocks 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

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[–]AlcoholicEngineer 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lol rip in pepperoni mobile grils xD

[–]GetAwnted 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Better safe than sorry is right. Channel 13 News was just talking about this change in Facebook's privacy policy. Better safe than sorry. As of September 25th , 2015 at 12:09 a.m. Eastern standard time, I do not give Facebook or any entities associated with Facebook permission to use my pictures, information, or posts, both past and future. By this statement, I give notice to Facebook it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, or take any other action against me based on this profile and/or its contents. The content of this profile is private and confidential information. The violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308- 1 1 308-103 and the Rome Statute). NOTE: Facebook is now a public entity. All members must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you do not publish a statement at least once it will be tactically allowing the use of your photos, as well as the information contained in the profile status updates. DO NOT SHARE. You MUST copy and paste

[–]CanadianDragon434 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

If you downvote freedom of speech, you're basically like the nazis before they started killing.

[–]I_Eat_Face 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

See you plebs on le front page

[–]290077 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Le meme face!!!

[–]J3by 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

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                      \    -.  _________   .-   __"-.__.-((  ))
                       \,    \^    U    ^/     /  "-___--((  ))
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Upbernie for memes

[–]PargonIntensifies 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

inb4 they do it anyway

[–]Tdsifo 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Which city/state/country do you live in? Murica

When is your birthday? 4-20-69

What is your favorite genre? Dank Memes

First DVDank I ever bought: Paul Blart: Mall Cop

My guilty pleasure meme is: Rare Pay-Pays

My least favorite meme I own is: Donald Trump

My favorite director: Bernie Sanders

What karma I'm most proud of: Thank mr skeltal

What spooks I'm looking for: atheism

How do you organize & sort your collection weed? ayy lmao

Software/app I use to keep track: Tumblr

[–]vast_amounts 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I know this is an unpopular opinion, but I actually like weed.

[–]Reddit_Amiibro 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

We did it reddit!

EDIT: Thanks for the silver kind stranger!

Wow rip my inbox

front page already? thanks guys

11/10 with rice

[–]CanadianDragon434 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

So you have figured out that the majority of /r/atheism isn't very happy with religion and believe that religions are pretty silly. You might find some of this shit offensive even. You might even feel that you need to post about how much /r/atheism sucks. I have a 10 step plan in order for you to correct this issue. Go fuck yourself. This is a crucial step, and will be recommended should you decide to openly voice your concerns about /r/atheism. Might as well get this out of the way so when it is recommended, you can proudly claim 'I've done that already' and the discussion can continue. A broken bottle is ideal, but whatever tool you have available it fine, even if it is a portal gun. Repeat step 1 to ensure completion. Unsubscribe. You don't HAVE to be here, you don't HAVE to read the memes, sagan quotes, and dumbasses on facebook. Red button on the right. Go away, we don't want you. Repeat step 1 again. Understand our user base. If you live in the UK, you might legitimately not understand a LARGE portion of our users. Google the Bible belt. I will wait..... Ok, that's long enough. There are many atheist teens in the Bible belt, whom stay in the proverbial closet to prevent bad shit from happening to them. This includes something as trivial as being cut off from college (which in the US is not a right, but a paid privilege), to something as sever as being thrown in the streets or (in the rare case) murdered. There have been users on here asking for help due to parents wanting to involuntarily commit them to a psyche ward for their atheism. This subreddit is for them to vent. Repeat step 1 We have every reason to hate religion. While we don't necessarily hate religious people, we do find their beliefs silly and worth mocking. However, religion is responsible for many deaths in Iran, Sudan, and the Bible Belt, especially among this particular faith known as Christian Science, which believes prayer is a legitimate alternative to MEDICINE and SURGERY, which sometimes ends up killing the unfortunate kid. Repeat step one, one last time. If you are still here and have concerns, discuss. If not, unsubscribe button is on the right, have a nice day and don't forget to go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself.

[–]Smartstocks 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

D-':}

[–]CanadianDragon434 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

If you downvote freedom of speech, you're basically like the nazis before they started killing.

[–]sneakerstory15 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey guys, unpopular opinion here, I know, but does anyone else think that vaccines don't cause autism?

[–]treboR- 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

kkk

[–]Leoxcr 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

this is a test post please do not downtrump

[–]Baconomnom 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

OmgEE sO fUnnY leleleELLELELE

Edit: We did it reddit!

[–]Erj2969 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) Hey guys, if you come in my van I'll give you some candy and maybe show you my Donger a little? ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)

[–]SirMagnificus 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Test sanders please ignore
<<<<boatups this way

[–]dingusfarquaad 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nice

[–]Poogmaster1999 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

HOW DANK IS YOU ARE SWAG BRUV IRE SER IN ME MIM GRIV DON WAN FAK WIT MY.

[–]Justkevin87 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dank?

[–]slasher_lash 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

DANK

[–]josanator 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thank fuck, I need more link karma and I don't want to post quality content

[–]flameoguy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

UPLINK FOR THE SAKE OF BLOOD MONEZ

[–]dcwj 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

very neat

[–]Nickyjha 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Downvoted because Bernie is my God.

[–]w60664 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mods are literally Hitler-kin

[–]XDMacintosh 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Troll face.memepeg

-Ted sanders

[–]Thndrcougarfalcnbird 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

We can do it read it!

[–]NerveGasFarts 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

LETS PARTY LIKE ITS BERNIE SANDERS

[–]papermarioguy02 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

DAE DAE.

Ayyyyyyyyyyy lmao

[–]Buttonwalls 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

wow i did not know that mods could shit post too

[–]LettuceHeadFucker 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Downvoting because OP's mom.

[–]relatorq 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

[–]itsasillyplace 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Helen Powell must resign

[–]mmooner 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I AM UPBOAT 2000

[–]McGby128 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

2000 updoots let's go

[–]kovr 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

WE DID IT REDDIT

[–]gandhiloveslincoln 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

fuck memes

[–]Jade_Pornsurge 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

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14) What do you think about subs being quarantined? Should more subs be quarantined? Fewer?

15) Do you have any experience in dealing with difficult or belligerent people? If yes, what experience? How would you handle someone who aggressively disputes a ban or post removal?

16) When do you think it's appropriate to mute users in mod mail?

17) What is your favorite comment you have made in circlejerk? Link to it, and say why (say N/A if not applicable).

18) What is your favorite post you have made in circlejerk? Link to it and say why (say N/A if not applicable).

19) What is your favorite comment you have made elsewhere on Reddit? Link to it and say why.

20) What is your favorite post you have made elsewhere on Reddit? Link to it and say why.

21) Do you think being banned from a sub means the mods are harassing you?

22) What's your favorite sub and why?

23) What's your least favorite sub and why?

24) What other sub(s) would you like to moderate? (Don't say circlejerk.)

25) How old are you?

26) Do you agree to keep personal information confidential?

27) Are you a student? What year are you/what grade are you in?

28) Do you work full time, part time, or not at all? If you do work, what do you do?

29) If your username rhymes with carrot, write us a haiku.

30) Tell us a joke.