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[–]skyjazzcat 1916ポイント1917ポイント  (57子コメント)

Women walk in groups because it's less likely they will be harassed or assaulted, and makes them feel safe in a society that makes fun of anything and everything they do.

Men walk in groups because they're friends.

[–]MemoryLapse 326ポイント327ポイント  (11子コメント)

Also, because we're lost, and that guy is wearing a Leafs jersey too... He's probably going to the game; lets just follow him.

[–]HubbaMaBubba 87ポイント88ポイント  (9子コメント)

Why would you want to go to a Leafs game?

[–]ibeforeme 124ポイント125ポイント  (6子コメント)

Because you're not a leafs fan

[–]void_public 66ポイント67ポイント  (5子コメント)

don't be sexist

[–]neurorgasm 82ポイント83ポイント  (1子コメント)

Leafs fans walk in groups because it's less likely they will be harassed or assaulted, and makes them feel safe in a society that makes fun of anything and everything they do.

[–]Darkside_ofthe_Sun 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

UnbeLeafable!!!

[–]Stalked_Like_Corn 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Don't be arborist!

[–]BorschtFace 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because you have $300 to waste.

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    [–]boneyarsebogman 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Minus the reference at the end I absolutely don't get, that is totally how I am.

    [–]i_make_perfect_sense 374ポイント375ポイント  (30子コメント)

    I walk alone because i'm not afraid of my shadow.

    [–]Influenz-A 35ポイント36ポイント  (0子コメント)

    So you are not this kid: http://i.imgur.com/b4ffGrU.gifv

    [–]CEO_OF_MEGABLOKS 276ポイント277ポイント  (24子コメント)

    I walk this empty street on the Boulevard of broken dreams...

    [–]Paeto 56ポイント57ポイント  (9子コメント)

    I walk for miles inside this pit of danger, a place where no one follows me, I walk alone.

    [–]HippieSpider 39ポイント40ポイント  (4子コメント)

    wtf is that picture

    is this a reference i dont know about

    im so creeped out

    [–]DangerDamage 31ポイント32ポイント  (3子コメント)

    That's Dave Bautista.

    He's the guy who played Drax in Guardians of the Galaxy and prior to that was a wrestler for the WWE under the ring name "Batista."

    His entrance music was what he quoted.

    Link if you want it

    [–]HippieSpider 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Oh cool I know who Bautista is, didn't recognize him though thanks

    I was thinking his lyrics didn't seem quite right for Greenday's song.

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      [–]0bi-JuAn 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

      Wtf is he doing a duckface?

      [–]neurorgasm 18ポイント19ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Bitch I'm Batista, dare you to say something

      [–]skizmcniz 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

      when I saw "I walk alone" I was hoping for someone to mention Batista. This was even better than I could've imagined.

      [–]ericrobert 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

      It's almost the end of September. Did someone let him know?

      [–]Maconheiro1 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

      I walk through the valley of the Shadow of Death, I take a look at my life and realize there's nothin' left.

      [–]CEO_OF_MEGABLOKS 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Because you're mine... I walk the line...

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        [–]KStreetFighter2 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I walk alone because nobody likes me

        [–]Im_inappropriate 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I walk through the desert with a horse with no name.

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          [–]DangerDamage 34ポイント35ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Reminds me of the Family Guy joke

          "MEN! We know how to be friends!"

          [–]_Jimmy2times 63ポイント64ポイント  (3子コメント)

          I thought men walked in groups so they could collectively attack isolated women /s

          [–]EdwinaBackinbowl 42ポイント43ポイント  (0子コメント)

          We walk in groups because we're intimidated by all these groups of girls. Groups of girls are mean.

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            [–]bumbletowne 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

            I mean historically, for most of human existence it was probably a defense tactic. Social bonding and threat dispersion and all that...

            And in most areas of the world it still is a defense tactic...just not usually in first world places where people use tinder.

            [–]spooky_kabooky 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Wow you would mention me!!!!!!!!!! Another example of misogyny and patriarchy in our society!!!!!!!!!!!!!

            [–]SMarioMan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            But that happens if men and women walk in collective groups?

            Mind blown

            [–]SteelCrossx31/M/Straight 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Men lift weights, learn to fight, and carry guns.

            [–]Spork_Of_Doom 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            It's womyn, shitlord.

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              [–]ihadanaccountonce 1713ポイント1714ポイント  (67子コメント)

              Wee woo wee woo, you PC too bro?

              [–]martinezmasterchef 433ポイント434ポイント  (10子コメント)

              Hey! What's going on here? Did you just make a joke about women that degrades them and makes them seem as lesser beings? Oh hey man you PC too?

              [–]yegarces 167ポイント168ポイント  (8子コメント)

              I think we'll have to check his privileges.

              [–]dy-lanthedane 40ポイント41ポイント  (5子コメント)

              8========D

              [–]ToastedSoup 81ポイント82ポイント  (4子コメント)

              Woah Bro that's a big privilege! You PC bro?

              [–]JJWattGotSnubbed 21ポイント22ポイント  (3子コメント)

              Ya I'm PC Santa Monica bro.

              [–]AmericanPicklers 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

              Woo nice bro Im PC too bro.

              [–]Supersnoopy323 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Yeah we should like, all hang out.

              [–]Epicallytossed 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Nice! PC Minnesota, I didn't know there were likeminded individuals who were in the same area! We should hang out!

              [–]giantbfg 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

              I'll get the saran wrap if you get the sharpies

              [–]DownOnTheUpside 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Yeah PC umass bro.

              [–]FARTBOX_DESTROYER 283ポイント284ポイント  (27子コメント)

              I love how quickly this has become a thing.

              [–]yougonnagetit 191ポイント192ポイント  (9子コメント)

              I love how quickly this has become a thing.

              I hope more and more shows/comedians keep going after it, maybe people will realize how retarded it is.

              Yea, I threw in retarded to make it not PC, check my privilege or something.

              [–]Archangellelilstumpz 106ポイント107ポイント  (7子コメント)

              weeooweeoo, did you just say 'retarded' in a derogatory fashion? I'm PC, bro. You PC?

              [–]BillNyeTheRussianGuy 59ポイント60ポイント  (5子コメント)

              Hell yeah bro, PC Ohio State

              [–]yougonnagetit 47ポイント48ポイント  (4子コメント)

              Sup bros? PC UMass

              [–]Hofood 40ポイント41ポイント  (3子コメント)

              PC Texas A&M, let's check this guy's privileges

              [–]grangach 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

              yeah bruh asu bruh im pc

              [–]igneel77777 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

              https://youtu.be/eOBoKxEcVAA

              [–]aDoer 15ポイント16ポイント  (16子コメント)

              What does it mean?

              [–]bacon-overlord 55ポイント56ポイント  (7子コメント)

              New Southpark episode

              [–]FARTBOX_DESTROYER 48ポイント49ポイント  (5子コメント)

              Comes from the latest episode of South Park. "PC bros" are a frat that threatens people who are not politically correct. The "wee woo" I guess is some sort of political correctness alarm.

              [–]Archangellelilstumpz 20ポイント21ポイント  (2子コメント)

              It's not the latest episode of South Park. There's been a new one since last week.

              [–]TooHappyFappy 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

              This week's episode did have some PC policing in it but wasn't the original episode.

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                [–]Im_old_fashioned 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

                I assumed it meant they were the PC police

                [–]Supersnoopy323 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                WEEWOOWEEWOO! You hear that? That's the sound of 2015 pulling you over.

                [–]xxmindtrickxx 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                PC = Politically Correct

                [–]genericmetahub12/F - Cali 23ポイント24ポイント  (0子コメント)

                Overly sensitive/political correctness.

                I didn't hear the word sexist anywhere near as often or as misused as I do nowadays.

                [–]Drezair 69ポイント70ポイント  (1子コメント)

                Yeah bro, 980ti.

                [–]Roger_Ramjet88 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

                Will there be some refreshments?

                [–]TotesMessenger 28ポイント29ポイント  (11子コメント)

                I'm a bot, bleep, bloop. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit:

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                [–]Gazareth[🍰] 114ポイント115ポイント  (1子コメント)

                Real-life PC bros are salty.

                [–]ihadanaccountonce 44ポイント45ポイント  (0子コメント)

                Sodium levels reaching critical mass.

                [–]SlashCamp 32ポイント33ポイント  (5子コメント)

                Oh god, that's the most pathetic sub I've ever seen.

                [–]Dindu_Muffins 13ポイント14ポイント  (3子コメント)

                You've never visited /r/ShitRedditSays or the original /r/circlebroke, have you?

                [–]Crazeeman 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

                The original circlebroke used to be really good. Nowadays they're petty as shit and I'm pretty sure everyone there hates fun. Basically SRSLite at this point. I wish it would go back to when it was actually decent and just pointed out retarded atheism circlejerks.

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                    [–]Whitebeltbrownpants 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Do we have a fuckin problem here? I'm PC bro I'll throw down.

                    [–]DrWhiskeydick 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Oh my god, I just went to check out the comments and they're bitching about how they're being brigaded. Bitch, you're linking to a thread to make fun of the people there and now you're pissy because the people you're making fun of are responding to you? Fuck off.

                    [–]insanechipmunk 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Bot OP is sexist. Refuses to give credit to Hillary Clinton's career to Hillary, but instead infers it was all Bill.

                    https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyshowerthoughts/comments/3ljje3/reddit_supports_bernie_sanders_for_the_democratic

                    [–]The_PC_Principal 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    I shall try to say hello when I can

                    [–]ayogabos 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    yeah PC UMASS, bro.

                    [–]rqu 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    PC master race

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                      [–]Mocrue 233ポイント234ポイント  (2子コメント)

                      Ask her if she'd feel more comfortable if she brought some friends with her to Netflix And Chill

                      [–]pm_me_taylorswift 81ポイント82ポイント  (9子コメント)

                      Wait, is that joke not just making fun of how teenagers talk?

                      [–]rsresnor 64ポイント65ポイント  (4子コメント)

                      Yes

                      Her response is really telling about why she is and always will be single.

                      [–]HBlight 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

                      Oh there are plenty of male-identifying(sorry) male-gendered(sorry) heterosexual(sorry) individuals out there who would be fully appreciative of the opportunity to understand her plight and engage in non-objectifying sexual intercourse complete with signed contracts granting consent.

                      [–]Buttguy1 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      She would never sign a contract giving consent.

                      What if she changes her mind later and wants to revoke consent?

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                        [–]jzerocoolj 20ポイント21ポイント  (2子コメント)

                        it was, she's just a hypersensitive twat literally waiting for someone to say anything she can misconstrue as offensive. it's the "in" thing right now.

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                          [–]garynuman9 780ポイント781ポイント  (5子コメント)

                          It was nice of her to out herself as insufferable right from the start though...

                          [–]jollycooperation420 98ポイント99ポイント  (4子コメント)

                          Her picture itself is like an even quicker summary of that entire conversation.

                          [–]t1sh 66ポイント67ポイント  (3子コメント)

                          She looks like a chubby tarantula, if that makes sense

                          [–]throwz6 175ポイント176ポイント  (36子コメント)

                          The object of the joke is not the teenage girls, its the double meaning of the word 'even.'

                          You should tell her that. I bet she'd apologize and you guys could go out.

                          [–]zoogler91[S] 106ポイント107ポイント  (23子コメント)

                          I did but she said it was still offensive.

                          [–]convex101 105ポイント106ポイント  (15子コメント)

                          She's clearly got mental issues

                          [–]Tovora 89ポイント90ポイント  (11子コメント)

                          Women's troubles.

                          [–]convex101 57ポイント58ポイント  (7子コメント)

                          My friend (training to be a vet) was telling me about the time his working group were talking about their parents occupations and I shit you not he got abused for claiming his own mum was a housewife. Apparently there's something major wrong with classing a stay at home mum a house wife. Our generations so fucked up with this PC bullshit it's hilarious.

                          [–]-Joey-Wheeler- 36ポイント37ポイント  (6子コメント)

                          Isn't it supposed to be something like domestic engineer now?

                          [–]floppers09 25ポイント26ポイント  (4子コメント)

                          You kiddin right? Thats sum funny shit

                          [–]LookAtThatDog 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

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                          [–]i_forget_my_userids 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Probably couldn't engineer a plate of spaghetti.

                          [–]vito_a16 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Tumblritis

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                            [–]alyssadujour 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            *She's clearly got a tumblr

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                              [–]tokeyoh 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

                              one of those overly feminist idiot broads

                              [–]Luutamo 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              You just dodged the bullet. Please, don't try to jump back on its path.

                              [–]Choreboy 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Things aren't offensive just because someone randomly says they are. I could say the comment I'm replying to is offensive, but that's just dumb and not true, and me saying so doesn't make it true.

                              Also, you definitely dodged a bullet. Her first words told you exactly what kind of miserable bitch person she is.

                              [–]NouberNou 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              To be fair it is a pretty shitty joke. Your were done for either way.

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                                [–]PenisInBlender 25ポイント26ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                She's a professional victim. Nothing you say can stop making her a victim in her own mind.

                                It's best to leave these hardcore leftist nutjobs alone to their own sorrow and not try to intervene with logic.

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                                  [–]rusche0105 411ポイント412ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                  I hate her already

                                  [–]TheEllimist 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  WHY DO YOU HATE WOMEN

                                  [–]IranianGenius 235ポイント236ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                  You're the reason why she has to walk in groups.

                                  [–]HBlight 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  Oh great, now she has to go to the UN and complain about free speech on the internet.

                                  [–]rsresnor 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                  Misogyny!

                                  [–]Bigdaddyblackdick 398ポイント399ポイント  (30子コメント)

                                  She seems fun at party's.

                                  [–]MissCarrieNation 315ポイント316ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                  Party's what?

                                  [–]Bigdaddyblackdick 34ポイント35ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                  SMD autocorrect

                                  [–]LET-7[🍰] 171ポイント172ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                  Shake my dick?

                                  [–]IranianGenius 37ポイント38ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                  Well nobody on Tinder is gonna do it...

                                  [–]JJWattGotSnubbed 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  somebody will. You might just have to change your standards, or sexual orientation.

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                                    [–]kaztrator 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                    No way you spelled it correctly. You must have written partys for it to autocorrect to party's.

                                    [–]Bigdaddyblackdick 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    Frig off Julian I only got my grade 10

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                                      [–]DezBryantsMom 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      Don't think she gets invited

                                      [–]zoogler91[S] 80ポイント81ポイント  (13子コメント)

                                      I was going to ask her if she was fun at parties but then decided to just say that it wasn't going work out.

                                      [–]Spotifyer 76ポイント77ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                      she's the girl who expect a serious relationship from a hookup/ONS on tinder.

                                      [–]Hofood 26ポイント27ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                      I mean, actual relationships aren't impossible off of tinder, they should just never be the point of your being on there.

                                      [–]Kodoku989 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      Don't come to my state, 7/10 want a serious relationship, 2/10 friends or don't know, 1/10 might consider a hookup but will probably just give you blue balls and send you home.

                                      [–]gart888 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      how dare people want different things than you!

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                                        [–]jrizos 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        What? Parties? You mean those things where society gets together to demean women?

                                        [–]Fish_thief 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        Parties... You mean barbarian festivals with the sole goal of sexualizing and exploiting women, why would anyone want to go to one of those

                                        [–]FANCYBOYZ 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        Thats sexist

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                                          [–]siorge 28ポイント29ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          She had fun once, she hated it

                                          [–]DyslexicSpeedreader 74ポイント75ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                          Damn...she mad.

                                          [–]dontdrinkthekooladeSpecial Snowflake 200ポイント201ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                          God the fucking entitlement. Clearly it's jokes like that keeping this Patriarchal society going strong /s

                                          Tell her to take a joke like she takes a dick.

                                          [–]Codes86 60ポイント61ポイント  (15子コメント)

                                          Now just follow that up with an ACTUAL sexist joke. Maybe, What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? (Nothing. She's heard it twice before.)

                                          I swear I'm not actually sexist. Just grew up a lot of rural blue collar workers.

                                          [–]zoogler91[S] 71ポイント72ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                          How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? That's not funny.

                                          [–]fucky_fucky 59ポイント60ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                          One. She just holds the bulb while the world revolves around her.

                                          [–]Darkside_ofthe_Sun 27ポイント28ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                          She holds the bulb in a display of how strong and independent she is, then demands the world revolve itself onto the axis of the bulb, at which point she moves the bulb and demands the world turn again to find her new goalpost. When the world eventually makes the target, expecting her to put some fair effort into the task, she throws the bulb in a fit of rage, smashing it against the ground, claiming that her PTSD has been triggered, reminding her of that time when the evil patriarch of her family burst into her bedroom and told her to go find a real job - The light he turned on was unexpectedly too bright for her eyes at the ungodly hour of 11.47am. Then she goes and writes a blogpost over how she only receives 77% of the light everyone else outside in the sunshine receives.

                                          [–]Windows_97 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          Dayum.

                                          [–]CrazyWebDev 28ポイント29ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                          Why cant women drive? Because there's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

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                                            [–]Ledbetter86 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                            Why did the feminist cross the road? To move the goal post.

                                            [–]Shallers 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                            How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer? None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

                                            [–]1337Gandalf 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                            You messed the joke up tho.

                                            its: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

                                            Nothing, you already told her twice.

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                                              [–]ayogabos 16ポイント17ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                              I just don't understand why girls like this even have Tinder....

                                              [–]Darkside_ofthe_Sun 24ポイント25ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                              I just don't understand why girls like this even...

                                              FTFY

                                              [–]rsresnor 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                              That's sexist.

                                              Pig

                                              [–]1337Gandalf 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                              Because they like being #TRIGGERED

                                              it inflames their victim complex.

                                              [–]finest_pirate 58ポイント59ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                              Looks like someone's fee fee's got hurt

                                              [–]aquafreshwhitening 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                              I liked how after she told him not to he finished the joke. You know any joke about women there was going to set her off.

                                              [–]JacksFrosty 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                              /r/TinderInAction

                                              [–]iusedtolikeyou 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                              She is not a girl you'd ever want to be involved with. She did you a favor OP

                                              [–]john8214 24ポイント25ポイント  (19子コメント)

                                              I don't understand why people expect pc on tinder.

                                              [–]FARTBOX_DESTROYER 67ポイント68ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                              I don't know why people expect it in life. Fuck you. (not you)

                                              [–]palgose 8ポイント9ポイント  (16子コメント)

                                              What is pc?

                                              [–]-Joey-Wheeler- 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                              Political correctness.

                                              [–]Tigerbones20/M/S 21ポイント22ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                              Politically correct. People have started going overboard and bending over backwards to be PC nowadays. The new South Park season opener was a really good episode on this.

                                              [–]TheRealJasonsson 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                              TiA and KiA had a field day when that episode came out. It was great

                                              [–]Dewnis 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                              Personal Computer

                                              [–]TreeQuiz 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                              I think politically correct

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                                                [–]Kerse 39ポイント40ポイント  (13子コメント)

                                                Your jokes aren't sexist, they just suck.

                                                [–]zoogler91[S] 39ポイント40ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                                It's a shitty joke. It's supposed to suck

                                                [–]iwearatophat 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                Exactly. I am assuming you were seeing if she would laugh to test if she was into you.

                                                Reference

                                                [–]infamous-spaceman 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                Here is a better one:

                                                Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?

                                                Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat.

                                                [–]venusdc3 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                Don't listen to him , that was hilarious. Keep doing you op.

                                                [–]honbadger 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                It's not that your joke was shitty. Shitty jokes are cool. That joke is so overused it's past its expiration date. If I was a girl and I got a message like that I'd be annoyed as fuck.

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                                                    [–]WuzzupPotato 21ポイント22ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                    Maybe she was tired of corny ass jokes

                                                    [–]DrGonzo21 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                    Know this kind of girl. Thinks she's mature but doesn't understand the world at all. Stuck in playground 'I'm better than you because my parents say so' mode.

                                                    [–]Penguinverse 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    Probably a keyboard warrior who does all her activism on Facebook, not because she cares about those issues, but because she wants everyone to know she cares about those issues.

                                                    [–]curebdc 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                    I mean thats her opinion and how she feels. How is this that much of an affront to men? I agree I don't think his original joke was sexist but she also has a valid point if thats how she feels. It's not that big of a deal

                                                    [–]MarcusVWario 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    Man white girls can never take a joke. There I made it sexist and racist. Top that OP.

                                                    [–]MunkeeMann 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this

                                                    [–]S2KPilot 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                    I dated a girl like this once. For more than 3 years. Sad thing is she wasn't like this when we started dating, she took "Womens Studies" courses in school and they brainwashed her gullible self.

                                                    She thought urinals were sexist because if women can't use them then men shouldn't be allowed to have them either. Urinals - part of the patriarch since 1776!! Sadly I'm not even kidding.

                                                    Dodged some damn nuclear warfare breaking up with that one!

                                                    [–]SpiralHam 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                    This is why I refuse to support the tampon industry until they make a design that works for men too.

                                                    [–]ClownReddit 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                    Woulda noped right outta there..

                                                    Wouldn't have made the joke but I'm sure something else woulda come up eventually to cause the same result.

                                                    [–]steffisaurus 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    I read that as 'napped' and started thinking about how I could take a nap right now...

                                                    [–]Guck_Mal 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                    these people believe that literally everything is sexist. and by the definition they use (which is incredibly broad and meaningless) everything is in fact sexist.

                                                    Me being only attracted to one sex, would be sexist under the definition they use.

                                                    [–]MetallicGray 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    r/tumblrinaction

                                                    [–]joemama19 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    If she's that stuck up then she probably does get made fun of a lot. Like damn, lighten up.

                                                    [–]ete_invincible 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                    Somehow I doubt she considers making fun of men sexist or off limits. Because reasons that totally aren't special pleading.

                                                    [–]ducttape83 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                    "Heard it before"

                                                    doesn't cut OP off with the punchline

                                                    OK

                                                    [–]titsinmyinbox 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    Dodged that bullet.

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