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Just came across this gem. (imgur.com)

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[–]Identicide 132ポイント133ポイント  (20子コメント)

That's nice really, but I think the gentlesir didn't stop to consider that this was exactly what ladies wanted from Tinder.

[–]AngrySiouxBaru 44ポイント45ポイント  (0子コメント)

How dare you suggest that women might enjoy sex out of wedlock and without want to procreate.

[–]obviouslythrowaday 41ポイント42ポイント  (18子コメント)

How DARE they make choices about THEIR bodies!

[–]Identicide 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

UNACCEPTABLE

[–]cockroach1 74ポイント75ポイント  (1子コメント)

He is cute.

Should have stopped the sentence drunken sex.

[–]throgueawaytrip 44ポイント45ポイント  (0子コメント)

Of course not. He wants to make luuurrve and feel their souls entwine just as their genitals do, while "A Whole New World" plays in the background.

[–]RoyTheAndroidChrist 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pshh, thank god. I mean, we all KNOW women don't ever want that icky sex, amirite?

[–]CaDoran 26ポイント27ポイント  (6子コメント)

At least he's kinda attractive

[–]cianmc 40ポイント41ポイント  (4子コメント)

Stop making him become objectified sexually and treated as if he is devoid of any actual substance.

[–]Regorek 24ポイント25ポイント  (3子コメント)

I'd like to make him devoid of substance, if you know what I mean.

[–]F_Klyka 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

I... don't know what you mean..

[–]Viking_Lordbeast 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

She/He wants to empty the guy's balls of a certain substance.

[–]Xefine 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I... don't know what you mean..

[–]Pokedude2424 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Kinda looks like a hairier Barry

[–]RedditRolledClimber 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

total sploosh

[–]musubk 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

She 'becomes objectified'. Like 'you have had sex, you are an object now'.

[–]Regorek 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Not only are you an object, but you specifically are a lamp. Go stand over there and radiate light."

[–]Kendarlington 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

He looks angry about that

[–]serpentinepad 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

le gem

[–]sometimesimweird 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

At a first read, I didn't really think anything of it. But then I realized he's probably the kind of guy who complains about every facet on his life and blames it on other people.

[–]C0rdt 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

unless you want to. Then it's cool
pls

[–]DinosaurChurch 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

It would be awesome if he added, "But we can still do 'it' if you want to".

[–]pilezer 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

you PC bro?

[–]qdhcjv -2ポイント-1ポイント  (1子コメント)

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA

[–]cosmicjumperalex 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

How come this got downvoted? This is funny as hell!

[–]cactus_handjob 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

1 mile away

RUN

[–]drastik 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

"I'm not like most guys." -Most guys

[–]Amnerika 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I have a friend who starts off his conversations on tinder by just saying "smash?" he has been quite successful with this method. le nice guy has too much class for that method though as we all know the tinder m'ladies all desire a proper courtship of three months before one can commence a physical embrace of holding hands.

[–]cianmc 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Still got dat mirror selfie tho'

[–]cuddlygiraffe 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like his curtains

[–]eamantite 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

SPLOOOSH

[–]MarauderV8 -1ポイント0ポイント  (2子コメント)

Fuck you and fuck this stupid title.

[–]rissybean[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Someone's a little bitter.

[–]VaginalBurp -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Tinder exists because women want to be filled with YOUR "substance". It's literally a site to find randos that are DTF and he has, somehow, STILL fucked that up.......

God damn. I guess some people just don't get to breed.

[–]peanutismint -2ポイント-1ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm starting to feel bad for laughing at all these 'niceguys'. A lot of them are cringingly nice and deserve mockery, but some of them are just trying to be 'normal' amidst a sea of douchebags who write the kind of hugely abusive and offensive messages we see on /r/cringepics every day.

I don't consider myself 'nice' enough to be a 'nice guy', but we shouldn't be scolding these people for trying not to be jerks.

[–]rissybean[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's saying that casual sex objectifies women. Nothing he said was nice.

[–]InfestedNerd -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

On an app that's all about objectification.