Sep
25
Reasons You Haven’t Been Called An Online Feminist Icon
-not pretty enough
-only knows a few Beyonce songs
-over 30
-does not roll eyes enough, in person or proverbially
-has never been asked where you got that lipstick
-does not wear lipstick
-has problems with Nicki Minaj
-doesn’t really care about cute animals
-has never used the fingernail painting emoji
-only sort of knows the difference between emojis and emoticons
-has never called anyone “Queen”
-has never posted a screen grab of an asshole on Tinder
-eyebrows not on fleek
-over 30