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[–]lifesnotperfect [スコア非表示]  (8子コメント)

OP stares at the comment and ponders to himself

why hadn't I imagined a better life for this anon?

OP imagines a better life for him, and sits back with a smile

"You're welcome" the OP responds

"HOLY SHIT! HOW DID YOU?! THANK YOU OP!" the anon replies, only just seven minutes after

A torrent of "pics or it didn't happen faggot", "post proof with timestamp fuckboi" comments amass from anon's comment

A short time later, anon posts photos of a young man with a perfect body, timestamped as requested. A brand new Lamborghini here sits in a pristine driveway, in the background are the Hollywood Hills.

Many other anons start to beg for OP's grace, but before long the thread 404s.

OP refreshes the page just to be sure, but the same 404 error appears.

Content with his work, he leans back in his chair and continues to masturbate to traps.

[–]UsernameDoesntFitHel [スコア非表示]  (88子コメント)

And yet I still can't make people be nice to me.

[–]Assy-McGee/Bane?/[M] [スコア非表示]  (82子コメント)

You're a good person. Don't worry, life may be hard but there are people who love you and as a mod here I wish you nothin but the best.

[–]HajaKensei/int/olerant [スコア非表示]  (19子コメント)

wtf mod

[–]CapitalDragons [スコア非表示]  (17子コメント)

Yeah I find this upsetting

[–]Assy-McGee/Bane?/ [スコア非表示]  (15子コメント)

Kind of says something when a random person on the internet says something genuinely nice and the first response you have is "wtf!"

But that's okay. This place is weird and you've come to expect wierd things to happen so I won't hold it against you. Best of luck with all your endeavors in life though!

[–]aesu [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I hope your children are deformed wrecks, so they're normal relative to you.

[–]ThundercuntIII [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Nah it's because it's /r/4chan and I expect people to roleplay as an autistic edgelord here

[–]Bane047/fit/izen [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Wtf did you just wish upon me, you piece of shit?

Edit: Just out of curiosity because I noticed your flair after commenting. Did that one mod message become an inside joke or some shit?

[–]waxgecko [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

this is /r/4chan if you didn't see? this type of behavior is accepted and encouraged most other subreddits but not here

[–]PiRedLlama/fit/izen [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

This isn't 4chan. Learn to read I am reporting you.

[–]waxgecko [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

sorry buddie let me edit my comment for you

[–]_ThatOneGreyFox_ [スコア非表示]  (32子コメント)

What did you do to the real mod?

[–]Assy-McGee/Bane?/ [スコア非表示]  (31子コメント)

I gave him a hug. He needed it.

[–]ThisIs_MyNamewee/a/boo [スコア非表示]  (7子コメント)

Jesus christ.

[–]Assy-McGee/Bane?/ [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

Even though you took the Lord's name in vain I still upvoted you so you wouldn't feel lonely :)

[–]kosanovskiy/t/ [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

My God, it's even worse than we thought.

[–]_ThatOneGreyFox_ [スコア非表示]  (19子コメント)

This is actually very bad.

[–]Assy-McGee/Bane?/ [スコア非表示]  (18子コメント)

You're a transgender furry, is this really that bad in comparison?

[–]Ice_tail/d/ [スコア非表示]  (9子コメント)

Everyone get back I'm a professional

This mod has what we call post masturbation guilt syndrome, usually it wears off in a few minutes, but it appears to be permanent

Unfortunately no cure exists and for his own good hell have to he put down

[–]Assy-McGee/Bane?/ [スコア非表示]  (8子コメント)

Even with all those spelling errors God still loves you :)

[–]Wadriner [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

You don't fucking get it do you, God will love me even if I'm the worst person on earth. I want to be loved because I'm worth it not by default.

[–]thecreeper123455 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Fuck you mod and your stupid fucking god, only the Flying Spaghetti Monster and his son, cheesus crust, are real.

[–]_ThatOneGreyFox_ [スコア非表示]  (7子コメント)

You either tagged me or went through my history.

You're coming for me next, aren't you?

[–]Assy-McGee/Bane?/ [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

You're probably having a hard enough time as it is. So all I'll do is wish you good luck and hope you find and surround yourself with people who make you happy.

[–]_ThatOneGreyFox_ [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

The only thing that's hard in my life is my boyfriend's cock. Also the floor I sleep on.

[–]doesnotexist1000 [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

your username implies it mostly.

[–]_ThatOneGreyFox_ [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

I didn't realise that foxes were usually transgender. How silly of me.

[–]doesnotexist1000 [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

pls, any animal name in username = furry(foxes and wolves especially).

and then transgender is implied by furry.

[–]smopecakes [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

One time a security guard at the shelter started hugging the homeless which started her on a path to being raepd. I can only hope your hugging leads you on a path to being enjoyably raepd!

[–]Spartanhero613 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Tell me about Assy Macgee, why does he act like such a faggot?

[–]albertoroa [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I really like the positive energy you bring to this sub! Keep up the good work :)

[–]voat-dot-co-is-best [スコア非表示]  (10子コメント)

Putting the mod tag on your post doesn't make you any less of a faggot.

[–]Assy-McGee/Bane?/[M] [スコア非表示]  (9子コメント)

Maybe not, but it will give him a tiny bit of validation that a mod recognized him :)

[–]kosanovskiy/t/ [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Mods!!! MODS!!! This Mod right here is a phony! BURN THE WITCH!!!

[–]Higgle_Wiggle [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I for one am actually glad to see that we have a mod that isnt a dick, ty for being a good one

[–]AstuteAndrew [スコア非表示]  (14子コメント)

actually ya products of mine.

[–]Das_HerpE [スコア非表示]  (6子コメント)

I don't even know you, faggot

[–]Ceejae [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

But you've now interacted with him in some way. Your purpose in this simulation has been fulfilled.

[–]GoToTell [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

You could have come into, with all the memories of your mundane (or exciting idk it doesn't matter) life, planted in when Andrew's brain (or whatever hardware his software is running on (I don't think the brain is actually enough for that)) needed a faux reality check.

[–]J4Seriously/x/phile [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

You're neither important nor intelligent enough to be the center of any universe.

[–]my_account_is_legitsc/u/m [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I refuse to accept that a kid with Down Syndrome named Andrew just thought to fuck around and make more autists like myself and let them shitpost on chinese imageboards and leddit.

[–]Wimi_Bussard [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

Anon is right. The Matrix sucked, because anon is right. SELain was pretty groggy, but kinda cool and the ending and opening was pretty awesome.

[–]bjt23 [スコア非表示]  (14子コメント)

No self-righteous redditors want to volunteer their smug assertion about why solipsism isn't a valid philosophy? I'm impressed at everyone's restraint.

[–]CrocodilePoo [スコア非表示]  (10子コメント)

Subscribing to solipsism is inherently flawed because it assumes one's own mind exists. Why could it not be true that what the solipsistic mind considers "thought" is trivial, and they are but themselves a figment of imagination in some other, higher-thinking entity's existence? To carry that idea further, a well-done computer simulation could lead to an AI agent assuming it is itself "real", when in fact nothing in the simulation is "real". In this situation solipsism gives way to a universe with no truly independent actor whatsoever, and all may consider themselves equally creators of the universe--implying all are equally omnipotent.

And to expand on the problem of omnipotence, why is the solipsist not able to affect reality on demand? Did the power to do so evaporate with the creation of the universe? Or is the solipsist bound to rules dictated by a higher power? If the latter, then the solipsist is not the sole occupant of the universe they "created" and is in fact a subjugate entity to another entity. If the former, is solipsism the equivalent of rendering oneself impotent? How does impotence reconcile with the very concept of feeling so powerful as to be the driving force behind everything?

Let us ignore all the above and ask even if one's own mind exists and is the only mind that exists, how can one prove that "existence" is objectively real? It cannot be independently verified, so it can be a theory at best. What the solipsist considers existence in this case may just be, analogous to the first example of trivial thought, as much existence as a dreamer who is truly the only sentient entity in their sleeping state. When the dreamer awakes, does the dream being, who is presumably the center of the dream universe, cease to exist? If so, how can a solipsist ever conclude they are the creator of all reality? If not, does not the fact that the "creator" became nothing more than a memory of a dream rob that creator of its identity?

Ipso facto cum loud, QED SPRD

[–]drretardo [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

I often am aware of the fact I am dreaming. However, when I am aware of it, it is difficult to exert too much control otherwise I awake. Or, sometimes for whatever reason I can't exert as much control as I want - I've never been able to conjure the kamehame ha that I've always coveted, for instance. Even manifesting matter out of thin air is often quite the chore.

I imagine that the solipsist could argue that such a reality is similar - he only is able to exert so much control over the construct conjured by his subconscious mind.

That being said, that does presuppose the possibility of the solipsist being victim of nested realities and the one he currently exists in is not the ultimate reality - which I believe negates the idea of pure solipsism. Either way, the solipsist would not be able to disprove the possibility of nested realities.

Now, I do have to say if solipsism is real, whoever conjured me is a colossal faggot and should kill himself.

[–]CrocodilePoo [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Yes, on this we must all agree: the solipsist is the ultimate OP and therefore is a fag.

[–]countrybreakfast1 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Philosophy is so gay, go fuck some boys again Plato

[–]FluxxxCapacitard [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

And to expand on the problem of omnipotence, why is the solipsist not able to affect reality on demand? Did the power to do so evaporate with the creation of the universe? Or is the solipsist bound to rules dictated by a higher power? If the latter, then the solipsist is not the sole occupant of the universe they "created" and is in fact a subjugate entity to another entity. If the former, is solipsism the equivalent of rendering oneself impotent? How does impotence reconcile with the very concept of feeling so powerful as to be the driving force behind everything?

What if the solipsist recognized the inherent boredom of a world for which he has complete control, and instead wants to live a life as an adventure.

As such, he could program his conscious that he has complete control over to live "life" temporarily forgetting his superior status, and then upon completion of the simulation or "death", become re-aware of his status.

I had a dream about this once, where "God" did this for shits and giggles. If I were a God I would. The fuck else is there to do besides this and jacking off to traps?

[–]manyamaze [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

I mean, this kinda presumes that a 'God' is petty enough to get satisfaction out of puerile bullshit or shares any of the same inclinations as you.

[–]FluxxxCapacitard [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

You bring up an interesting point. But I'd have to assume that a god petty enough to create us, would be a god petty enough to play us.

When I'm coming up with an interesting way to jerk off, I'm putting some serious thought into it. So when I actually partake, it's worth the effort. Anything half assed really just isn't worth it at this stage in my life.

I'd like to think that when god created us puerile beasts, he was doing it for the lulz. And as such, he'd be willing to partake as well.

[–]MINECRAFT_BIOLOGISTsc/u/m [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Completely agree. It's a fun thought to think about.

[–]LuridTeaParty [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

That's fair and all, but solipsism is a nice safe haven from my fear of death. Even with the realization that I'm going to die one way or another, I feel that with solipsism, I have some comfort in feeling like I'm significant. It's hard to have that when you start looking at everything in perspective. It might be wrong, but I can can definitely see the appeal of the philosophy for others.

[–]NUCLEAR_HERO/k/ommando [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Because it is unprovable in either direction, because there is no discernable difference between a world that I'm dreaming up myself and a "normal" world. Therefore it doesn't matter anyway.

[–]bjt23 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Because it is unprovable in either direction

I mean you can say this about lots of philosophies. Prove utilitarianism is moral. Maybe we're all supposed to be pulling some Event Horizon murder rape on eachother.

there is no discernable difference between a world that I'm dreaming up myself and a "normal" world

Sure there is. Consequences don't matter in an imaginary world. Of course if you're a nihilist nothing matters in the real world either, but in that case I don't see what de-legitimizing solipsism accomplishes from a nihilist standpoint. The argument "I better not be a total douche just in case" is basically as intellectually dishonest as Pascal's Wager.

[–]BobSagetasaur/o/ [スコア非表示]  (6子コメント)

Yall just really well done really well programmed npcs in my shitty life. No one would play my game even if Bethesda made it.

[–]Higgle_Wiggle [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

With all these shitty paywalls and built-in poverty expanstion this shit is definitely an EA game.

[–]BobSagetasaur/o/ [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Im so sorry that my head-dev is EA

Got any $0.99 quests?

[–]cclan2 [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Well Bethesda didn't make it. It was probably made by an indie company six months before it was acquired and destroyed by EA.

[–]sameth1t/3/apot [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Wrong. His game is made my a company that only exists in my imagination. Like the rest of you.

[–]Spartanhero613 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

No way dude I'm the player actor

Your next line is "But how could I be an NPC?!"

[–]TheSpiceMustAirflow/pol/ack [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

The flair is killing me

[–]Assy-McGee/Bane?/ [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Thanks!

[–]TheSpiceMustAirflow/pol/ack [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

How did you... you don't get it mate, I need this flair like OP needs dicks!

[–]oniaku/b/tard [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Duvet- BOA...."you fucking casuals don't know anything about Lain.......REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

[–]kaiden60/b/ [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Where is that picture from? I remember going on a website with like 10 or so flashing animations, that picture was one of them, and they all had cool music on them

[–]StopWastingMyOxygen [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

What if I tell you that this 4chan post is the product of YOUR mind the one reading this reddit comment right now. All of this is what your imagination made up and it wants you to realize NONE of this is real. Me, 4chan and everyone here on reddit is just a product of what your imagination has made. You have been in a comma for 42 years and this is how your mind has finally decided to spend its time. WAKE UP WAKE UP ITS TIME TO WAKE UP. You need to realize, the brain has a very interesting way of communicating with you. You think someone will come up behind you and yell wake up? No no you need to carefully look around you and notice the not so subtle ways your brain is trying to communicate with you; and this is it. This 4chan post. WAKE UP

[–]Dracosphinx/r(9k)/obot [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

You have been in a comma for 42 years

[–]psycheduck [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

And suddenly solipsism doesn't make sense to me anymore.

[–]Angry_Robot [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Angry robot should shut his pie hole.

[–]mcdinkleberry [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

We are all products of each others minds.

[–]needo2reddit [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I sometimes think I'm a super intergalactic criminal and this matrix is my prison

[–]my_account_is_legitsc/u/m [スコア非表示]  (6子コメント)

SE Lain is one of those shows that everyone tells you it's good, but after you watch the first episode, it goes straight to the backlog.

[–]Go_On_Swan [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

If you're not really motivated to watch it you probably won't like it anyway. Requires a lot of attention.

[–]kamegami [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

It's like watching a David Lynch movie. You can't go in half-cocked.

[–]tris_majestis [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

It starts out super slow and didn't really seem to come together until the last couple episodes for me. If I hadn't watched it straight through I probably wouldn't have finished it, but it was totally worth it.

[–]kitano_ken [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

The problem is the pacing. It would have worked better as a movie.

[–]PM_SHIT_AND_TITS [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Both faggots , op is a japanese anal circonference record holder