So I was wondering about SMV and to point out how it's calculated I asked. And I received. So here is how daft SMV is.

*How old are you? * 26-34 years old: +1 point

*2. How tall are you? * 5’9″ to 5’11”: 0 points

*3. What is your BMI? * over 27.0: -1 point

*4. How much do you bench press? * 60% or less of your body weight: -1 point

*5. What does your hairline look like? * Bald (age irrelevant): -1 point Bald but you are dark-skinned: 0 points

HAHAHA! Oh man for the FIRST time being not white pays off! WHOOO!

*6. How much money do you make? * under $40K and you are out of college: -1 point

Charity worker. Surprisingly "Wimmins who date me aren't after my money".

*7. Do you have a car? * No (over 21yo): -1 point

*8. Are you good-looking? * 5 – 7: 0 points

*9. Have you ever played a leading role in a team sport? * No: 0 points

I don't even get this? Do Americans go around telling people they played "a sport". What's a leading position? I played scrum half in rugby, was a chess club player and can bowl spin. So guess I don't know. It served me well. I dated a Belarusian lady and when i met her parents they were very frosty to me (on accounts of me being Indian) and her dad only warmed up to me when I gave him a run for his money at chess.

10. What is your occupation?

High status (doctor, lawyer, stockbroker, executive, professor, business owner, successful artist or musician or writer, professional athlete, etc.): +1 point

FINALLY! EVERYTHING'S COMING UP MILHOUSE!

*11. How many friends do you have? * over 20: +1 point

12. How many friends have you met through the internet that you have never seen in person?

over 2: -1 point

I work in rural India. Right now? I have tonnes of friends who I met abroad because of that. Hell? I mostly talk to my fiancee over the interent and so it's not a real relationship according to these adonises.

13. When was the last time you went to a house party?

Over one year ago: -1 point

I apparently need to fight for my right to PARTAY!

*14. Have people besides your family called you funny? * A few have: 0 points Mostly it is puns and witty banter.

*15. What is your IQ? * over 145: -1 point I know how the test works. You can practice for it. I did it to prove a point. I don't think IQ means anything but you are good at IQ tests and honestly? IQ is a measure of childhood development. You can have an IQ of a GAZILLION and still fall for stupid fucking pranks

16. At a party, which happens first – you approach someone or someone approaches you?

I occasionally approach first: 0 points

17. Have you ever been in a serious fight where real punches were thrown and you felt like you wanted to kill your opponent(s)?

No: -1 point I once got attacked by an angry mob of patients who thought I could save their son with 95% plus burns. Few can. He died in peace. I got punched in the face.

*18. Have you ever been arrested? * No: 0 points Yes: +1 point Yes, for child pornography or public exposure: -1 point

LOL I am laughing so hard. Ladies apparently dig criminals. The answer is obviously no. I think women should set their standards higher and date criminals who aren't stupid enough to get caught.

19. You are on a second date with a girl. You go to kiss her. She turns her cheek to you and says “Slow down, I’m not that kind of girl.” You reply:

SHIA LA BOUEF

(A) “Sorry.”

If you answered (A), subtract a point.

Clearly these people are American. Don't you know the A option is like +3 points in The UK and Canada?

20. You’re chatting up a pretty girl you just met in a bar. After a few minutes she asks you to buy her a drink. You reply:

(A) “Sure.”

If you answered (A), subtract a point. If (B), no points. If (C), add a point.

You know. No one's EVER said this. And there is no option D) Aye lass, but next round's on you.

21. You’ve just met a cute girl in a club and have been talking with her for five minutes when she abruptly changes the topic to a raunchy conversation about her multiorgasmic ability. You respond with:

(B) a look of mild disdain.

More like confusion. See, these are all terrible responses. Also? I am not Yosemite Sam. One does not say "Hot Damn".

If you answered (A), subtract a point. If (B), no points. If (C), add a point.

22. The pickup has been going well. Later in the night she leans in and begins making out with you passionately. You feel like a king and your jeans suddenly feel much tighter. Do you:

I don't think kings are supposed to feel horny all the time.

(B) continue making out with her for as long as she wishes. (C) kiss for a little bit then push her gently away and look distracted for a second. GAZE INTO THE DISTANCE. LET A SINGLE TEAR DROP FALL DOWN YOUR FACE. WHEN SHE ASKS WHY? SAY "IT IS RAINING" OR "DUST" OR "I HAVE BACTERIAL CONJUNCTIVITIS".

If you answered (A), subtract a point. If (B), no points. If (C), add a point.

I answered B, Sadly.

And finally, the critical thinking portion of the quiz. The following questions are based on the progression of a single pickup attempt.

23. You go to a bar. Twenty feet away are a pretty girl, a fat girl, and an average guy talking amongst themselves. The pretty girl briefly eye flirts with you. In reponse, you:

Amateurs. I can EYE FUCK at 20 feet. SHE WILL BE EYE PREGNANT WITH TWINS IF SHE STARES AT ME.

(A) eye flirt back and forth a few times before approaching 20 minutes later. (B) immediately approach in a direct fashion maintaining strong eye contact with your target. [BECAUSE IF YOU BREAK EYE CONTACT THE DOMINANCE BOND IS BROKEN AND THE FEMALE WILL EAT YOUR HEAD] (C) immediately approach but from an indirect angle, looking around the room distractedly on the way over to your target as if you might see an even prettier girl somewhere else, and finally delivering your opener from over your shoulder.

(A): -1 point

*24. Who do you address first? * (A) the pretty girl. (B) the fat girl. (C) everyone.

(C): +1 point

How do you like me now? ALPHA AS FUCK!

25. After getting the whole group engaged in conversation and having a good time, your target blurts out “Hey nice pink shirt! Are you gay?” You:

(A) say “No, I’m not gay!” (B) ignore her. (C) say “OK, who brought their little sister to the bar!”

(A): -1 point

See my response is "There is no problem with being gay, there is a problem with being a homophobe. Are you a homophobe". Cause I may be (from the sound of things) a horrific homunculus who should be pining after women from my belltower or composing opera while wearing a half white mask but even I don't like bigots.

26. In the middle of the conversation you have to pee. You say:

(A) “I have to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back.” (B) “Excuse me.” (C) nothing. Just go.

(A): -1 point WTF? How the fuck am I getting laid all this time? I seriously need to go revaluate how I look because after all these negatives, I must look like Adonis.

27. You’ve managed to get her outside your front door. There is obvious sexual tension. You want to close this deal. You say:

(B) “Why don’t you come inside?”

(B): 0 points

Really? No "Do you fancy staying the night"? Well what do I know. I am off to go push a priest of a famous monument.

So -10 which from this website (http://www.donotlink.com/e9pl) nets me...

-14 to -10: You’re always getted foisted onto the warpigs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KlSuGNt8e4

See any self help group that encourages you to fight to injure or to GO TO FUCKING JAIL is not a self help group but a bunch of idiots who probably don't know how to deal with anyone. And the worst bit is this?

For all the denigration of women that they take part in the real victims here include men. I am a doctor, I am 5 ft 11, I am not white. I don't think half these things have any bearing on who or what you are and what you do with your life. Rather than encourage a humane compassionate man, TRP encourages you to harm others.