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The Gynecologist had become (self.Jokes)

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fed up with his job and decided to change professions. One day after seeing an advertisment for an auto mechanic school on TV, he decided to sign up. The Dr studied very hard and gave it the same level of excelence as he did when practicing medicine.

The day of the final exam came. The Dr had to completely rebuild an engine, which he did in record time. When the grades were posted, he was surprised to see that he had achieved a score of 125%. Curious, he spoke to his teacher.

"I don't want to look a gift horse in the mouth or anything but how can I have gotten a score above 100%?" he asked.

"Well" said the instructor, 'You took the engine apart perfectly, that accounts for 50% of the grade, you put it back together flawlessly, that accounts for 50% or the grade. The extra 25% is because never in my career have I seen that all done through a four inch exaust pipe!"

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[–]hurtsdonut_ 237ポイント238ポイント  (12子コメント)

I bet the school was UTI.

[–]calciumtellurium 39ポイント40ポイント  (5子コメント)

Terrible. You deserve a pap on the back.

[–]nawrdawg 61ポイント62ポイント  (0子コメント)

I agree! It completely... Vagina.

[–]Defgarden 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

No, but seriously, I've been having trouble with my car. Can you take a look at it? It's a vulva s70.

[–]LonePaladin 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

Oh, you're just going to stirrup trouble and start a pun thread now.

[–]TheImmortalLS [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

UTI?

[–]Monsterpiece42 [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

Tech school known for great curb appeal and a shit education. Oh and they'll rob you blind.

[–]Chat2Text [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

I thought it was because it stood for Urinary Tract Infection. You know, because it was a Gynecologist?

[–]Combogalis [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Yes. That was the joke. He was answering what UTI is so TheImmortalLS could understand the joke.

[–]Mzamike [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Thatsthejoke.jpg

[–]classic__schmosby 38ポイント39ポイント  (4子コメント)

Everyone is laughing and I'm just sitting here wondering why the engine had a 4 inch exhaust pipe. That's freaking huge (or short, depending on if they meant diameter or length).

[–]Alastor-Absol 19ポイント20ポイント  (2子コメント)

I imagine it would be length considering that that the average depth of a vagina is 4 inches and not its diameter.

[–]classic__schmosby 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

Right, by the joke that makes sense, but as someone in the automotive industry, exhaust pipes are usually categorized by their diameter.

[–]Watchingpornwithcas 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

I figured it was referring to dilation. A fully dilated cervix during labor is 10 cm, which is roughly 4 inches.

[–]dick1856 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

4 inches in length is huge right? That's what my wife told me.

[–]jimoconnell 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

Through the exhaust pipe? Sounds like the joke should have been about a proctologist...

[–]Rlchv70 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's how I originally heard it.

[–]TaoTheCat 102ポイント103ポイント  (15子コメント)

When I was a late teen and people asked what I wanted to be when I was older, I would respond "a pediatric gynecologist". Very few people seemed to get it.

[–]kayjay25 104ポイント105ポイント  (1子コメント)

It may not have been your dream, but spokesperson for a major sandwich chain ain't too shabby.

[–]ToastedSoup 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Take my upvote and get out, you savage

[–]i8AP4T 18ポイント19ポイント  (3子コメント)

Best you just keep it as a hobby, and practice in your spare time.

Taking dreams on as a profession is the quick way to kill those dreams.

[–]detailsofthewar 14ポイント15ポイント  (2子コメント)

Well, I mean, you have to kill them when you're done with them.

[–]metal_music 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm not one of those few people, care to explain? You wanted to be a doctor who treats little girls?

[–]alphabetpancake 25ポイント26ポイント  (0子コメント)

Specifically, he wanted to treat the bathing suit area of little girls.

[–]Yesmrsmommy 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

Most of us would rather not think about why pediatric gynecology is necessary.

[–]BeanBagBuddy [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

"It looks like she's pregnant.."

"Oh."

"Now how could that have happened?"

"Dunno. Honey, let's go."

[–]EnricoBelfry [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

You're thinking of obstetrics. All girls need a gynecologist. Or they should see one at least.

[–]OldWolf2 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

They got it and thought you were a pedo.

[–]pokemaugn [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Yeah OP they probably thought you were a creep and just nodded along

[–]WarmDirtyTeapot 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

The most depressing horrifying field their is I imagine. Worse than pediatric cancer doctor. Those kids eventually get to be at peace. The ones the gyno sees are not dying, but mentally messed up for life.

[–]EnricoBelfry [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Gynecologists see perfectly healthy people too. Including kids. I'm not sure what stories you've heard...

[–]t3kvk6 21ポイント22ポイント  (16子コメント)

have an upboat

[–]ohyeeeahdad 17ポイント18ポイント  (9子コメント)

Sorry. Did you say "up dog"?

[–]piratespycrab 19ポイント20ポイント  (8子コメント)

What's "updog"?

[–]HunterFett117 28ポイント29ポイント  (3子コメント)

Nothin' man, sup wid' you?

[–]ohyeeeahdad 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

http://orig05.deviantart.net/0d5b/f/2014/101/d/e/oh_you_dog_by_bananagraduation-d7e3g09.jpg

[–]Scarecrow1779 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

is that you're reaction to the question, or an example?

[–]Walter_Malone_Carrot [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Relevant

[–]CorvoAttano420 3ポイント4ポイント  (5子コメント)

Only one?

[–]kowalski71 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

A slightly different version I've heard, just for variety.

A surgeon and a mechanic are next to each other at the bar. The biker turns to the surgeon and says, "Say Doc, how come you make so much more money than me? An engine isn't that different than a body. We both have to diagnose them, figure out the problem, take them apart, get it fixed up, and put them back together. Seems pretty similar."

The doctor says, "Because you don't have to do it while the engine is running."

[–]capnpitz 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Man, he really has his hand in everything.

[–]natufian 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The same level of excelence I've come to expect.

[–]buzzonga 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

that actually made my laugh, not a chuckle mind you as usual for a good one but oh my.

[–]gozags4 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Someone explain the joke please, I don't get it

[–]awesomeguy4018 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

He took apart and put the engine back together through the exhaust pipe, performing a very complex task through a very small opening, the same way surgeries are done.

[–]Videojoe2000 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Why dont I get it? :(

[–]FuriousMeat [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Came for the butt jokes