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September 18, 2015

Want to know what gay tastes like? Try Rainbow Doritos!

PepsiCo, who make Doritos (through subsidiary Frito-Lay), are producing a homosexual version of Doritos called "Rainbow Doritos."  Doritos are a product marketed to children, so they make the perfect gateway snack to introduce children to the joys of homosexuality.
The chips come in several colors.  The green are homosexual, the pink are lesbian, and the purple ones are transgendered Doritos.  These last are Doritos that look purple but actually feel yellow and demand the right to commingle in the snack bags that have only yellow ones.
What business does PepsiCo have pushing homosexuality on our kids?  This is how far our culture has shifted; it's perceived to be cool to push a specific sexual orientation on children, even by companies that produce products that have nothing to do with sex.  What's next – gay toilet paper and tampons?
What's worse is that PepsiCo is "partnering," in every sense of the word, with a radical homosexual group led by a vile man named Dan Savage.  Savage has called on Ben Carson and Mike Huckabee to do a certain love act on him (perhaps he is attracted to them?).  He has tried to Google-bomb Rick Santorum's name with an unpleasant gay sex act.  PepsiCo seems to have no problem partnering with such a creature.
I think we need to boycott Pepsi and all related Frito-Lay products to deliver a message to Pepsi that if they are going to push gay propaganda on our kids, we are not going to give their products lip service any longer.
Furthermore, I think we should push other companies to launch pro-heterosexual campaigns.  Perhaps we could persuade a hot dog maker and a hot dog bun company to do a joint effort promoting man-woman relationships.
Until we try sexualizing food like the left does, we'll never know.  And if we think like the left, we desperately need to find out.
This article was written by Ed Straker, senior writer of NewsMachete.com, the conservative news site.
PepsiCo, who make Doritos (through subsidiary Frito-Lay), are producing a homosexual version of Doritos called "Rainbow Doritos."  Doritos are a product marketed to children, so they make the perfect gateway snack to introduce children to the joys of homosexuality.
The chips come in several colors.  The green are homosexual, the pink are lesbian, and the purple ones are transgendered Doritos.  These last are Doritos that look purple but actually feel yellow and demand the right to commingle in the snack bags that have only yellow ones.
What business does PepsiCo have pushing homosexuality on our kids?  This is how far our culture has shifted; it's perceived to be cool to push a specific sexual orientation on children, even by companies that produce products that have nothing to do with sex.  What's next – gay toilet paper and tampons?
What's worse is that PepsiCo is "partnering," in every sense of the word, with a radical homosexual group led by a vile man named Dan Savage.  Savage has called on Ben Carson and Mike Huckabee to do a certain love act on him (perhaps he is attracted to them?).  He has tried to Google-bomb Rick Santorum's name with an unpleasant gay sex act.  PepsiCo seems to have no problem partnering with such a creature.
I think we need to boycott Pepsi and all related Frito-Lay products to deliver a message to Pepsi that if they are going to push gay propaganda on our kids, we are not going to give their products lip service any longer.
Furthermore, I think we should push other companies to launch pro-heterosexual campaigns.  Perhaps we could persuade a hot dog maker and a hot dog bun company to do a joint effort promoting man-woman relationships.
Until we try sexualizing food like the left does, we'll never know.  And if we think like the left, we desperately need to find out.
This article was written by Ed Straker, senior writer of NewsMachete.com, the conservative news site.

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