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Who is my equal? :) (imgur.com)

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[–]madstersm 327ポイント328ポイント  (6子コメント)

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/itsalwayssunny/images/8/8e/Ben.png/revision/latest?cb=20100222015921

[–]GhostCheese 29ポイント30ポイント  (0子コメント)

Loved you two in Scrubs

[–]whatbooklist 504ポイント505ポイント  (97子コメント)

link

[–]MajinJack 546ポイント547ポイント  (89子コメント)

I think this man is more attractive...

[–]jinpop 280ポイント281ポイント  (73子コメント)

But he looks boring as hell, which detracts from his good looks.

[–]kingseeker__frampt 274ポイント275ポイント  (67子コメント)

Based on what? Its one single picture. What do you want him to do, be smoking a cigar while riding a unicycle?

[–]BigBrownToley 531ポイント532ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah

[–]black_fire 43ポイント44ポイント  (0子コメント)

At least you're honest

[–]NoNetworkAvailable 64ポイント65ポイント  (8子コメント)

Playing bagpipes wearing a darth vader mask and kilt while riding a unicycle?

[–]X-espia 34ポイント35ポイント  (0子コメント)

This man has no equal.

[–]GUNKWIZARD 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

He got an upgrade that makes him shot fire a while ago iirc. Idk how old this video is.

-a portlander

[–]pourquoibarnack 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

shoot* - a francophone, correcting your English.

edit: (s)he was on mobile, so all is forgiven. :) Celebrate!!! WOOOOOOOOOT

[–]GUNKWIZARD 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

sorry that was on mobile

[–]apunintheoven 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

Worst. Neighbor. Ever.

[–]zedthehead 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nah, he lives out here in Portland. We evict those who denigrate the weird.

[–]DooDooFunkenstein 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Officially the first time I have seen something on reddit that I previously saw out my front window. Ya know, aside from like.. the sky.

[–]zedthehead 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Unipiper!

[–]jinpop 31ポイント32ポイント  (45子コメント)

Based on his WASPy dress and hair style, and vacant expression in his eyes. I'm not saying he isn't good looking, he just kind of resembles a Ken doll to me.

[–]aguyandhiscomputer 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love your ascot.

[–]l-rs2 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

Based on the background this is some type of semi-formal dinner dealy and he's dressed accordingly. He could be cooking meth as a day job.

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    [–]aguyandhiscomputer 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That sounds pretty cool actually.

    [–]UncleverAccountName 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Judging people based off a single picture? In this subreddit?

    [–]hezwat -1ポイント0ポイント  (6子コメント)

    You can't tell that he reads Maxim, his bookshelf consists of a single college textbook (that has nothing to do with him, no idea why he is hanging onto it), a phone book (really? seriously? in 2015?) and some vases, that he has only dated three girls since high school, and that he went to local schools and has never even travelled outside his own state except with his parents?

    I feel like the picture shows all this very clearly...

    [–]AsianToTheCore 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Sweater...

    [–]Cranky_Pony 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I know exactly what you mean. Not saying he is, but at first glance I kind of assume he is.

    [–]shamelessnameless 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    attractive and stable. dad mode activated

    [–]poisonbiscuts 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    He looks like Tad Strange

    [–]Dalai_Fapa -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Does he supposed to look like a clown so it's interesting for you? Fuck you and everyone who upvotes you.

    [–]HopeYourMother 15ポイント16ポイント  (10子コメント)

    Im not gay but I think you are right.

    [–]el___diablo 34ポイント35ポイント  (7子コメント)

    I'm not gay, but play with my penis while I check him out more.

    [–]Dalai_Fapa 6ポイント7ポイント  (6子コメント)

    Im not gay, but I'd totally blow that man.

    [–]MajinJack 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Brojob is not gay at all, now get your dick out.

    [–]SirVelocifaptor 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I'm not gay, but 20 dollars is 20 dollaras

    [–]Dalai_Fapa 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Wth? Do you think Im a prostitute? I'll do that for free!

    [–]akeytoasafe 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I don't want to sound like a queer or nothin, but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band.

    [–]jarksmile 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I think unicorns are kick-ass!

    [–]X-espia 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I'm not right but I think you are gay.

    [–]HopeYourMother 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I don't see any contradiction in this.

    [–]sisenoritathrowaway 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Uh no. I think they fit.

    [–]kingseeker__frampt 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Yeah, like I'm a completely straight guy, but if I had to choose between going on a date with that guy or going on a date with OP, I'd choose the guy.

    [–]NJBlows 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I strongly disagree.

    [–]RicksFatDick 30ポイント31ポイント  (0子コメント)

    The man is more attractive without a doubt.

    [–]whatbooklist 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This was my first choice for your equal but I couldn't find a picture of his full face link

    [–]henrax 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Great choice, even if I think OP is slightly better. This guy looks a bit too 'average'.

    [–]Jayceonsan 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    i agree with this picture, imo this would be your equal you

    [–]brandnewlady 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    date me please

    [–]RandomizedSmile[🍰] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Accurate

    [–]jakfrosty 68ポイント69ポイント  (24子コメント)

    Maybe she's just more my type or I don't understand attractiveness in dudes but they all seem a couple notches lower.

    [–]Visionism 59ポイント60ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Are you suggesting attraction is subjective? Balderdash!

    [–]Will_learn_for_food 14ポイント15ポイント  (20子コメント)

    In my experience it seems like women seem to have a higher average than men. But as a straight male, I'm pretty biased.

    [–]vadihela 12ポイント13ポイント  (19子コメント)

    To be fair to the guys, women "cheat" (wear makeup and such) a bit more. We tend to look pretty bland without it. Or I'm just as biased as you are, I guess.

    [–]Will_learn_for_food 5ポイント6ポイント  (7子コメント)

    That's generally what I attribute it to as well.

    If a guy wants to look better the general recommendation is to lose weight or gain muscle which are quite investment.

    [–]vadihela 6ポイント7ポイント  (6子コメント)

    I mean, you could always try some mascara and a pushup bra..? In fact, send me a pic and I'll let you know if it worked. ;)

    But seriously, makeup and grooming would probably do as much for you guys as it does for us. Male celebs do it for a reason after all. But I know it's much harder for you to get away with.

    [–]Will_learn_for_food 4ポイント5ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Oh absolutely guys could do those things. But the social backlash you'll take as an average guy for wearing makeup will be quite severe I'd think.

    I actually had makeup put on me once for that makeup awareness challenge a while back, and it felt horrible. Having that much stuff on my face just felt really odd.

    So even if it was acceptable I'm not sure I'd wear makeup. I'll take the hit to my points generally.

    [–]PM-ME-TITAYS 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

    I bet you were hot though

    [–]Will_learn_for_food 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Personally i think it was a little whorish cause it was a lot makeup.

    But yeah, I'd do me.

    [–]vadihela 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Yeah, for sure. And make-up is pretty comfy compared to heels and sexy lingerie, you're just getting started mate.

    Whenever I go all out with the female enhancement procedure, I worry that if I do pull a guy for the night he's gonna think I'm a burglar in the morning and shoot me.

    [–]ColonelKetchup13 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

    True. I'm a woman and I still look at some women and think that they're bold face lying with all the make up they wear. The contour and highlight shit that they do can completely change their face shape

    [–]vadihela 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

    I'm really impressed by it, but feel like it can only work for one night stands. After that, the dude's gonna know. Same with push-ups (which, by the way, are insane. I can't find a fucking bikini in a D-cup without half a kilo of padding. I DON'T NEED THAT, I NEED SUPPORT AND COMFORT FFS).

    [–]ColonelKetchup13 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Fuck pushup bras. I mean they're nice and all every now and then but it's not the only kind of bra I want to be wearing.

    [–]shamelessnameless 0ポイント1ポイント  (5子コメント)

    men "cheat" by going to the gym and working out

    [–]Pejorativez 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

    A more appropriate analogy would be: men who wear muscle-shirts under their clothing cheat

    [–]shamelessnameless 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    gay men don't cheat, it's a lifestyle

    [–]kitano_ken 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    lmao good one

    [–]shamelessnameless 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    lmao thanks brah, never give up

    [–]vadihela 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That's not really pretending to look better though, that's just looking better.

    Men do cheat, but it usually involves lying about your intentions or something like that.

    [–]omghahahas 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Most dudes don't wear makeup.

    Lol I dunno, but maybe something to do with it.

    [–]nostalgic_dinosaur 117ポイント118ポイント  (35子コメント)

    Not sure who your equal is, but I found your celebrity doppleganger.

    [–]pixelgames 53ポイント54ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Nah, I was thinking more along the lines of this for her celebrity doppelganger.

    [–]cjsolx 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This was my first thought.

    [–]I_ABUSED_YOUR_CHAIR 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

    TBH I think any generic blond celebrity who looks like a model would do.

    [–]RufusStJames 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Yeah Sarah Chalke is streets closer than Vera Farmiga. Both hot, just different.

    [–]BurningToAshes 324ポイント325ポイント  (21子コメント)

    Op looks better.

    [–]SeeYouInBlack 45ポイント46ポイント  (5子コメント)

    OP is cute.. but gave me an idea for a sub, and guess what?? Already exists..

    /r/OddlyAttractive

    [–]lolzersauce 58ポイント59ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Existence is too grand a word for what that subreddit is.

    [–]SEX_LIES_AUDIOTAPE 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    /r/ConfusedBoners

    [–]MKApex 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Reddit is starting to fill every niche in every category.

    [–]you_freak_bitch 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

    I thought she looked a bit like Amy Schumer but prettier

    [–]Anonymo 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Anyone looks prettier that Amy Schumer

    [–]oilblaster 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Shes better than Amy Schumer but worse than Elizabeth Olsen. Between there somewhere.

    [–]mystikalghost 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    My first thought too.

    [–]spellitoutloud 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    LOL. no, no, no...

    [–]bazzanater 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I would say she looks a lot like Sarah Chalke, especially if you just see the bottom of her face

    [–]Bloodstreets 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I think she looks like a younger Amy Poehler.

    [–]rarely-sarcastic 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I'm seeing mostly Holly Flax from The Office.

    [–]LazyProspector 90ポイント91ポイント  (13子コメント)

    This guy

    [–]1HundredPercent 117ポイント118ポイント  (3子コメント)

    No, this guy's face is bent out of shape.

    [–]DrGhostfire 32ポイント33ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This is a bad picture of a good looking guy imo, coming from a straight guy though.

    [–]propane1 3ポイント4ポイント  (4子コメント)

    whos is this? looks like jason sommerville

    [–]LazyProspector 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

    That guy from horrible histories. Mathew Baynman or something

    [–]l-rs2 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

    I know it's for kids but I love that show.

    [–]fantasmagris 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

    10/10 I don't even care. I'll watch Horrible Histories all day.... I HAVE watched Horrible Histories all day.

    [–]l-rs2 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    • humming stupid death, stupid death *

    [–]Taeyyy -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    She looks way better

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      [–]MrFuckingOptimism 18ポイント19ポイント  (1子コメント)

      I'm getting a little Chris Hardwick here

      http://imgur.com/cHj6xXk

      [–]SolomonGrumpy 3ポイント4ポイント  (6子コメント)

      Is it just me, or is it weird to base attractiveness just off a face pic?

      [–]assburgersareokay 3ポイント4ポイント  (5子コメント)

      It is. Not to be rude but op looks to be on the heavier side and the top comments are suggesting pretty good looking, in-shape males.

      [–]taylorcwitt[S] 12ポイント13ポイント  (4子コメント)

      I'm 6 feet tall and a size 8. http://i.imgur.com/z6o89GT.jpg

      [–]assburgersareokay 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I'll leave my comment there for context.

      The business attire in the original pic doesn't do yourself justice. Thanks for the response.

      Edit: Justice for this sub.*

      [–]_bad_ 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Well shit. You just moved up a couple ranks.

      [–]_conflagration_ 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Top Golf?

      [–]taylorcwitt[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      You know it (Gilbert, AZ location) :)

      [–]firelordwofl 51ポイント52ポイント  (16子コメント)

      Young Stalin

      Edit: young Stalin is out of her league so David Jong Un should be fine.

      [–]KuntaStillSingle 148ポイント149ポイント  (3子コメント)

      No offense to OP but young Stalin is super hot, like cologne commercial tier. Definitely overshot OP by a little.

      [–]rasheemhashmir 23ポイント24ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Young Stalin way too attractive

      [–]newtothis1988 10ポイント11ポイント  (4子コメント)

      Woah.. that hair.

      [–]ThundercuntIII 66ポイント67ポイント  (3子コメント)

      https://i.imgur.com/9RK8gau.jpg

      [–]jjc55 24ポイント25ポイント  (2子コメント)

      The barber wouldn't know who it is.

      [–]hubCAPPS 27ポイント28ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Implying Barbers can't be class conscious.

      /r/gulag that a way --->

      [–]jjc55 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I plan on starting my subversive anti-totalitarian writings.

      [–]ColoniseMars 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

      Comrade Stalin was a hunk

      [–]_bad_ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I knew Stalin was a hipster.

      [–]derpofdeath 109ポイント110ポイント  (15子コメント)

      TADA! http://www.abdn.ac.uk/news/images/masc_149m_rdax_450x600.jpg

      [–]HopeYourMother 178ポイント179ポイント  (6子コメント)

      You cannot post yourself man.

      [–]captchyanotapassword 25ポイント26ポイント  (2子コメント)

      Maybe it is just the expression on his face but he seems way lower to me. -Female perspective.

      [–]NoopLocke -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Definitely not as attractive as op. She's atleast an 8 and this guy is a pretty soft 7.

      [–]lttrywnnr 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I think you're being too generous to both parties.

      [–]RicksFatDick 44ポイント45ポイント  (1子コメント)

      This one is actually pretty good. Top post has a guy that's at least a league above.

      [–]xuxulala 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Eh. Maybe if he got his eyebrows threaded.

      [–]SpilledMiak 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I would say this is about right, maybe a little above, but closest in the thread. Nice work.

      [–]NeverDecided 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Did not expect to see a reference to Aberdeen uni whilst on reddit this morning : p

      [–]Tab371 32ポイント33ポイント  (2子コメント)

      This guy?

      Not me a RL friend who I've asked permission

      [–]nostalgic_dinosaur 110ポイント111ポイント  (0子コメント)

      "friend"

      [–]HAL9000000 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I think your friend is too young to compare to her.

      [–]sendnudesforchipotle 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      http://previews.123rf.com/images/kaarsten/kaarsten1106/kaarsten110600260/9780660-Portrait-of-an-attractive-young-guy-All-on-white-background--Stock-Photo.jpg

      [–]Septoria 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

      http://www.menshairstyles.net/d/9259-2/men+short+hairstyle_+blonde.jpg

      [–]Jackoffjordan 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

      "Hi, my name's Ty and the year is 2002".

      [–]BlankEarth 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

      unsolicited advice, this doesn't feel like the place but it could be life changing

      [–]CubesCubed 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Not to toot my own horn but I think it may be me

      [–]Heorin -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I'm feelin Chris Pratt.

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