You're 12 years old, and your dad gives you $25 to do yard work on a Saturday, then he takes off for the day and leaves you alone.

Instead of doing the work, you play video games all day. Now it's 4:30, he's going to be home in half an hour, oh shit! What are you gonna do?

So you take a bunch of pine cones and dump a bucket of paint over them, and start putting them in bags. When Dad comes in the door, you tell him you've started your own business, and you'll be selling these as christmas decorations to all the neighbors. You're gonna make a fortune!

And dad says, "My son the entrepreneur"!

And really, nobody is gonna buy your sloppy painted pine cones, they don't even look like christmas decorations. But you got to keep the $25 and didn't do any yard work, AND you didn't get in trouble, so all's well that ends well!