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[–]baseacegoku 764ポイント765ポイント  (116子コメント)

Wow, they actually exist in the wild. I didn't know tumblrinas were a real thing.

[–]CosbysSleepyTimeTea 419ポイント420ポイント  (101子コメント)

Kind of like how I thought that furries were just some absurd internet construct until I was checking into a hotel for a business trip a couple of years back in the middle of a furry convention and there it was: a dude in a full on fox suit taking a shit in a litter box in the hotel lobby.

[–]Sirisian 45ポイント46ポイント  (31子コメント)

I remember years ago during uni when I ran into one of my old high school friends. Two of his friends had fox tails. The people you will see on a university campus...

[–]cqmqro76 39ポイント40ポイント  (16子コメント)

I saw two extremely fat lesbians with fox tails at the fair this summer hanging out with someone in a full body furry suit. Kids would approach this costumed person like they were a character at Disney World, and their parents would yank them away and give a wide berth around them.

[–]RagdollPhysEd 26ポイント27ポイント  (15子コメント)

I feel bad for those parents, they are the ones who are the bad guys in their kids' eyes

[–]Awkward-Bear 9ポイント10ポイント  (13子コメント)

Honestly though most furries I know who suit out in public love having kids come tell them the costume is awesome and want a picture or whatever. The parents tend to be a mix of not wanting the kids to go over or really getting into it themselves and wanting to take pictures or ask questions.

[–]HeartlessSora1234 23ポイント24ポイント  (11子コメント)

Never met a fury, know very little about the culture, can confirm would pull kid away from one.

[–]WiglyWorm 11ポイント12ポイント  (7子コメント)

Eh. I went to anthrocon a couple years back. I'm not a furry but I decided "why the fuck not? This should be an interesting trip down the rabbit hole".

They had some weirdos, for sure. Perhaps a higher than average concentration of weirdos, relative to most other populations, but to be quite honest they were all very nice people... other than the assholes jumping in the elevator who eventually broke it.

I wouldn't take my kids to a furry convention. That's kinda "their space" where they feel completely liberated to, say, run up and tackle random people... they have a term for that which I forget [Edit: It's "glomp"]... But I wouldn't have any problems letting my kids take a picture with someone in a full fur suit that I saw at some random location.

Edit: Jesus christ where did all these extra commas come from?

[–]Adamj1 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

"run up and tackle random people... they have a term for that which I forget"

Yiffing?

[–]WiglyWorm 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

No, yiffing is sex with your fur suit on, as far as I can tell.

[–]mesosorry 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

lol the glomp... pretty sure that originated at anime conventions back in the day but has since (thankfully) gone out of style.

[–]SixshooteR32 -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

Oh I would scream at the wild animal and then shoot it.. only after claiming the suit was too realistic.

[–]andnowforme0 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

From what I understand, furies are like /r/JusticePorn, except they're all women. They hound people for supposed "crimes" against younger or weaker people. Hope this helps.

[–]SonjaHaze 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wouldn't let my hypothetical kids go near a person in a furry suit, hell I wouldn't let my dogs near a fursuiter.

[–]Soulstealers -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think its kind of funny as a person with furry friends that people doing none-sexual shit in fur suits are the bad guys here.

[–]xblackdog 21ポイント22ポイント  (11子コメント)

Come to Portland. I was sitting in a bar and a guy in a furry suit walk in for a beer. When the bars aren't safe. No where is.

[–]Fire2box 9ポイント10ポイント  (7子コメント)

don't google Pamperchu.

[–]MANCREEP 28ポイント29ポイント  (4子コメント)

how the fuck are you gonna sit and tell me to not google something when you know damn well im gonna g

[–]8165128200 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I googled it.

You bastard.

[–]Nimitz4646 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh god, I'm heading back there this Friday from cozy ol' Iowa to start up my second year at PSU. I saw a couple wearing Pulp Fiction tier gimp suits. The guy was on a leash being walked down the sidewalk by his...girlfriend?

[–]TheIronMoose 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Did he have to remove the head to drink the beer or did he have like a straw or a funnel or something?

[–]6chan 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

I saw one at an university campus and she was really cute too. I was so tempted to ask her if it was a butt plug.

[–]KamiKagutsuchi 31ポイント32ポイント  (0子コメント)

You should have gone for it man. What do you imagine the worst case scenario would be? Not sex? Because that's what happened when you didn't ask as well.

[–]Team_Braniel 191ポイント192ポイント  (13子コメント)

Dude I will party with a ballroom, no a whole convention, of furries before I choose to spend 10 minutes with one of these self entitled SJW wretches.

Furries know who they are and like what they do. They just want to have some fun.

These feminists want to destroy fun for everyone. They hate themselves and want to share their personal misery with the world.

[–]Firewind 62ポイント63ポイント  (7子コメント)

That's so silly because the best part about personal misery is holding onto it so tightly no one ever sees it and then never letting go.

[–]ronin1066 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Maybe that doesn't create enough extra misery in others that you can then siphon off to feed your own misery.

[–]chapterpt 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Some folks have less integrity and spree.

[–]SloweyMcSluggish 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just drown it out with whiskey and strippers...been working for me for years.

[–]CMUpewpewpew 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I keep my misery robust and healthy by routinely feeding it my goals and aspirations along with hefty chunks of self esteem.

[–]ispeelmydrink 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

But if you cling too tightly, you're gonna lose control!

[–]RamblerWulf 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

You get them in the furry ranks too...

[–]baseacegoku 38ポイント39ポイント  (23子コメント)

Good God. Really?

[–]DiaperParties 67ポイント68ポイント  (4子コメント)

yeah hotels let guys in costumes shit in their lobbies

[–]Yuzzem 28ポイント29ポイント  (3子コメント)

Yeah...even in a convention, a hotel wouldn't allow that for a number of reasons. Health and safety being the biggest. While I know furries do exist, his whole statement just collapsed on itself after reading that.

[–]Deezle530 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Maybe he was faking the shitting? And just carried around a litter box.

[–]SgtBanana 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He probably wasn't actually shitting in a litterbox. It only occurred to me that someone might mistake that portion of the sentence for "A dude actually pinched a loaf in a hotel lobby while wearing a full body fox suit" when I reached this comment.

He was probably acting it out. I doubt that he actually cut a hole in his suit for... you know what, I don't doubt that, but that's probably not what he would be using that for.

[–]kirbed 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Slip a hundo and you can get a lot of shit done. Heh.

[–]labiaflutteringby 45ポイント46ポイント  (8子コメント)

Can confirm. Its actually not a furry thing, but it's the only way I can poop away from home

[–]chapterpt 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

How do you live without thumbs?

[–]labiaflutteringby 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

it's pretty easy once you get used to hitting the spacebar with your index finger

[–]chapterpt 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

This made my day and its only noon.

[–]whydoisubjectmyself -2ポイント-1ポイント  (3子コメント)

Karl?

[–]TwoFace211 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Probably only does it so he can have a tic tac while he's avin a shit

[–]chrisfagan 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's tinging it's way up the tube

[–]StRyder91 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Anything that keeps him from eating hands.

[–]fuzzum111 0ポイント1ポイント  (8子コメント)

No that doesn't happen.

Source: Am furfag, been to many big conventions.

[–]TellMeToLearnChinese 13ポイント14ポイント  (5子コメント)

But not that one.

[–]GraharG 23ポイント24ポイント  (3子コメント)

but you are in possesion of a working brain: would hotel staff really let a guest set up a litter box and take a shit in the lobby? think about that

[–]Merosi 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

would a guy called /u/CosbysSleepyTimeTea really lie to you? think about that.

[–]TellMeToLearnChinese 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

No, they wouldn't let someone...

[–]GraharG 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

quit making arguments on the internet and go learn chinese or something, baichi

[–]TwoFace211 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Learn Chinese you fuck. Been putting it off for way too long.

[–]Aforcedfart 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I didn't think Bronies were real until I saw one in the airport getting on the same flight as me. I was so excited to see one.

[–]DiaperParties 10ポイント11ポイント  (6子コメント)

[–]stoopidquestions 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

You haven't heard of Anthrocon?

[–]illfatedpupulon 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

They got rules for those things... Keep it in your hotel room not the lobby.

[–]N4N4KI 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

of course furry cons happen, the '/r/thathappened' is referring to people shitting in the lobby.

Edit: seeings that this has been marked as a contentious comment I'd invite people to give the names of the cons or the hotels where this has apparently happened. Hell I'll do the legwork, just tell me which state and the approximate date and I can look the rest up myself.

[–]Leoofmoon 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Man Cons are fucking weird... where was this I may book a trip.

[–]altxatu 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Grand Rapids, Michigan.

[–]skibbityboo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You should have thrown a stick at him

[–]justfnpeachy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

There used to be a guy who worked at my local Taco Bell with a cat tail and ears. Everyone knew him in town as the Taco Bell cat guy.

[–]YepYepImaRep 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

How does that not get you kicked out of the hotel?

[–]AndrewGoon 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thats what i thought about Squidbillies until i saw The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia.

[–]Hiei2k7 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Only time I will be near a furry is if they're directly in the path of an F40PH.

[–]Simmion 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

They take over Pittsburgh every July. thousands of them. They dont shit in the lobby though. that part was made up.

[–]SenTedStevens 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

My college friend had to evacuate his apartment because he got stuck with a furry who never bathed and the place got a nasty flea infection. They had to delouse the entire apartment and no one could go in there for 48 hours.

[–]ottrocity 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Where the fuck was that? I've been going to three different furry trash events a year for like 8 years now and have never heard of that.

Not saying it doesn't happen (and those participating get ostracized), but there the fuck was that?

[–]rific 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I knew they existed but I didn't know they took it that far... is it even legal to take a shit in a hotel lobby

[–]reconman 0ポイント1ポイント  (4子コメント)

[–]battraman 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was in an anime club back in college. I forgot that people actually acted like that. I guess the brain has a way of suppressing annoying memories.

[–]helpmymotherboard 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dear god thats some vintage cringe.

[–]Badfiish 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

My god i would think they were just really really stoned if it wasn't for the ears and shit, that would just let me know they are insane

[–]Calliber50 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Man, just think of all the hotel reward nights you could get for complaining about that!

[–]N4N4KI -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

What was the name of the hotel?

if you cannot remember that, What was the approximate date and state the hotel was in

[–]JoshWork -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hahahahahhaahahaha...

Ahahahahahahaahhahaa!

[–]Asiansensationz 25ポイント26ポイント  (1子コメント)

Even more surprisingly, they are outside.

[–]baseacegoku 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well kinda. They are still in a theater. But the biggest surprise for me is that at least two of them aren't morbidly obese.

Which is two more than I expected.

[–]battraman 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

They've been around longer than you think. Two used to run a local public access show in my hometown called Wymynkynd or something like that (I guess all vowels that aren't the "sometimes y" triggered them) and it was common for kids in school to prank call their show since they didn't have a call screener. This was back in the early to mid 90s.

[–]Amphae 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yup, they do. They're the third wave of feminism. And they're horrible people.

[–]Fkinclassy 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Until this.... I was still holding out hope Tumblr was a bunch of Redditors trying to troll each other unknowingly. But nope, there are actually people this fucked up. :/

[–]hazie 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well yeah, they don't really exist "in the wild". They tend to confine themselves to their enclosures domiciles.

[–]fellatious_argument -1ポイント0ポイント  (5子コメント)

People that think SJW only exist online don't live on the west coast.

[–]baseacegoku 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

Southern California..........

[–]fellatious_argument 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

Also NorCal, Bay Area, and Oregon, all UC schools...

[–]baseacegoku 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

I live in socal.... And am in college.

[–]fellatious_argument 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

So you have to pretend you agree with all that nonsense or reserve yourself to not getting laid during your college years.

[–]baseacegoku 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jokes on them. I'm married. I don't get laid anyway

[–]lovebus -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

this isn't the wild. they only exist in safe spaces