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[–]Bobmuffinssmooth jazz waluigi 25ポイント26ポイント  (0子コメント)

you should all go fuck yourselves

well i mean that is what all our dildz are for after all

[–]Sir_MarcusFuck Reddit everyday, but especially today 23ポイント24ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shitpost does not meet the required minimum word count (1800 words).

F, see me after class.

[–]FrozenDuraznos 82ポイント83ポイント  (9子コメント)

what's your height, weight, and how much do you lift?

edit: he literally PMd me with his stats. lmfao i hope this is real. if not, well done.

[–]GearyDigit 55ポイント56ポイント  (0子コメント)

enjoy you're neckbeard

[–]Sir_MarcusFuck Reddit everyday, but especially today 23ポイント24ポイント  (0子コメント)

How do you expect to win against the sjw menace when you clearly don't even lift, bro?

[–]MilHaus2000 42ポイント43ポイント  (1子コメント)

I don't have an exact number *work out

[–]Hey-its-ShayPlease excuse any mistakes. I'm writing this with my vagina. 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Seriously. Anyone who lifts at all can give you a reasonable estimate.

I lift occasionally. My deadlift max is between 170-185. Easy, see?

[–]tenyardsoflinenso soon no more 26ポイント27ポイント  (1子コメント)

lol why are white supremacists all tiny babies

[–]Zombonesactual commie 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

its their tiny baby penis that makes them so angry

[–]A_Greyhound_Station 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

OP I can bench you, I've been training for social justice war all my life

[–]kaalaaaa 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Notice the bad grammar.

[–]GilesGorey 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

2/10 no exact numbers means he's got babby lifts.

[–]testinmyjusrt 29ポイント30ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck. OP is an intellectual powerhouse. And he called me an SJW. I'm devastated.

[–]jean-sol_partre 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't understand. How much do you lift?

[–]neko(╯°□°)╯︵ 8=D 82ポイント83ポイント  (6子コメント)

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[–]NEOOMGGeeWhiz 19ポイント20ポイント  (4子コメント)

This is fancy

[–]nodying 14ポイント15ポイント  (2子コメント)

Seriously. I had no idea I was drawing 'k's wrong by not making them look like drunk 'H's.

[–]ohthatwasme 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

Seriously. I had no idea I was drawing 'k's wrong by not making them look like drunk sassy 'H's.

[–]bigheaddemonsoul 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

you could say it's a very "Special K"

[–]ZhaarkenSocial Justice Witch-Doctor 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm saving this.

[–]tenyardsoflinenso soon no more 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

boring

[–]ArchangelleHelenelleOF OUR BRD'S BATH 50ポイント51ポイント  (0子コメント)

you should all go fuck yourselves

Too busy sleeping with the admins bro. Take a ticket.

[–]madsmaruprofessional victim 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

This dude's comment history is a rich tapestry of racism, anti-semitic rants, homophobia, and sadness. Love yourself, bro.

[–]halftimelord 46ポイント47ポイント  (2子コメント)

Isn't cancer the cancer of the world?

[–]AaronCriquet 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

No, SRS is literraly worse than both cancer and hitler.

[–]Robott_Kiwi 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Any thing is the [that thing] of the world, right? Reddit is the Reddit of the world. /r/shitredditsays is the /r/shitredditsays of the world. you are the /u/halftimelord of the world. Is this how it feels to not understand Male Logic?

[–]fauxkarenprimadonna tumblrina 31ポイント32ポイント  (1子コメント)

Short, sweet, and to the point.

5/10

[–]skyblue_sky 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

I, for one, sincerely appreciate the effort he put into writing such a concise post. Brevity is the soul of wit, after all, though this particular user seems to lack soul and wit. Ah, but those things come with practice. Overall, he shows promise. He just needs to learn to channel his (m)anger into a text box instead of letting it consume his entire life.

Personally, OP, I give you a 6.5/10.

[–]ArchangelleJazeeraPrime Minister for Life of the Ministry of Free Speech[🍰] 78ポイント79ポイント  (21子コメント)

Free Speech really seems to upset you, Bro

[–]nuxnax 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

this scores low for a beard tantrum. do you even STEM?

[–]IAmTheShitRedditSaysFree official TruTrans cards via PM 25ポイント26ポイント  (0子コメント)

Try harder scrub, git gud

[–]LegendOfPokemon 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

wow thats it I was expecting more of a rant or at least something with a little more oomph

[–]LaerykenI am a SAWCSM 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

that's so awesome

[–]526haus 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

No wall of text? Boooooo

[–]TheEvilSlothBrain-dead liberal academic 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Did not give benchpress PR, 0/10.

Do you even lift?

[–]aupa 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bravo op, 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 so brave!

[–]newheart_restart 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey OP you're real cool wanna see my tits

[–]my__name__is 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

Man of all the things to hate in this world you really found something truly bad and important.

[–]madsmaruprofessional victim 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

no reference to tumblr, hasn't clearly stated he's a straight white male, no mention of how feminists are the same as nazis, didn't even have the decency to share a story of how his life was ruined by a rouge sperm jacking, 2/10 wouldn't recommend

[–]Iupvotelikecrazy 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rouge sperm jacking ¯¯_(ツ)_/¯¯

[–]Megaman03Transcendental Queermunist 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Heard this a trillion times. This is getting quite stale.

D-

[–]Batmanbacon 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is really unoriginal.Whatever,I'm just here for my LMBO comment karma!

[–]GearyDigit 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm trying but I can decide between portals or cloning.

[–]trainfanyayWe've found a type of prejudice previously thought to be extinct 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

TL;DR

[–]RytlockfoxA true warrior for social justice and equality! 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

[–]SomeDrunkCommieSAWCSM, please ignore 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

Come on, don't hold back. Tell us what you really feel.

[–]your_mom_nakedmy freeze peaches bring all the redditors to the yard 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Try harder pls.

[–]iceman508021 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

What does LMBO mean?

[–]endercoasterI am become SRS, destroyer of poop 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

k

[–]samjakGender Traitor POW 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

I fucked myself while I read your post bb

[–]waterfromhellBRD in a cage puts heaven in a rage 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

[–]SorcererWithAToaster 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is it just me or have these LMBO-posts severely been lacking in quality lately?

[–]fluffywhitethingKeep downvoting the bots, Reddit 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

No, no Fuck You.

[–]davemee 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is this the Space Journey Walrus we need to be afraid of?

[–]PM_ME_SALTY_TEARSAlso, Salty Jealous Wumbo 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

thanks!

[–]Shazz_19 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

low effort post

[–]ChaseTheBearautodildactic 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You should write about it on your tumblr