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[–]just4thelolzDarth Nacre is real 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wonder what the first person who went by that name was like. Bit of an ego I suppose.

[–]ewok_tube_sockI always upvote Opal. 19ポイント20ポイント  (17子コメント)

Lord... ruler... controller... Connie is Steven's dominatrix confirmed

[–]antiwrathmanThe Most Hated User On This Sub 6ポイント7ポイント  (15子コメント)

I was just about to make the same joke. I see you got a lot of downvotes there. I guess people don't want you sexualizing children, but what about when they are both consenting adults? Who knows what hijinks they will get up to in ten years?

[–]Sarkavonsy 11ポイント12ポイント  (6子コメント)

"Oh, that's a lovely baby you have there!"

"Why thank you! She's just 3 months old."

"Really? I bet she'll be a damn good dom once she grows up."

~Can you spot the awkward statement?~

[–]Earthward-Bound 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

There's a world of difference between "her name means lord of the universe and she has a crush on someone named universe," and, "your baby is going to be a dom when she grows up!"

Context is important!

[–]GregoriusDaneliTonight... you. 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can: it's the last one... because in the case of a female dominant in a BDSM relationship, it's spelled "domme".

But really, you're over-exaggerating what was just a simple joke that went over your (and a few other people's) heads by creating a huge straw-man fallacy in the process. Do we need to spell the joke out for you so that you can properly find it funny?

Also, we all know that Steven and Connie are the kind of couple would prefer to switch roles every now and again.

[–]antiwrathmanThe Most Hated User On This Sub 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

Yeah, but these aren't real people we're talking about. And in a world world of fanfiction it's certainly not the most bizarre direction you could take these characters.

[–]Sarkavonsy 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

So? It's still creepy. Not to mention that this is a subreddit for a children's show; there are probably going to be kids on it. Comments like that aren't what I (nor presumably most of the community) want kids to be reading; hence the downvotes.

[–]Reebsen 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Err..I'm pretty sure the youngest person I've seen on here is 11, which is the age (11-13) I've heard kids beginning to try out these sort of jokes. More to the point though the joke was pretty not explicit/T rated and rather lacking in anything more noticeable to anyone who doesn't know what a dom is and isn't reading too far into it, imo.

[–]whoareyoutexting 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

lol, it's hilarious when people get all mad at fans making adult jokes when in reality the animators and writers are 10 times worse. The animators for The Simpsons and Rugrats had some unbelievable behind the scenes jokes that involved characters getting sexually assaulted, incest, etc. And these are the people actually making the kid's show.

[–]ewok_tube_sockI always upvote Opal. 4ポイント5ポイント  (7子コメント)

seems people don't know how to take a joke, maybe that's why so little people enjoyed Say Uncle.

[–]antiwrathmanThe Most Hated User On This Sub -3ポイント-2ポイント  (6子コメント)

[–]ewok_tube_sockI always upvote Opal. 1ポイント2ポイント  (5子コメント)

[–]antiwrathmanThe Most Hated User On This Sub 0ポイント1ポイント  (4子コメント)

After I drew it, I pondered if an adult Steven would even be able to enjoy this type of stuff. He's already demonstrating exceptional strength, and by the time he's a grown man he'll be downright superhuman.

[–]ewok_tube_sockI always upvote Opal. 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

omg new AU with Steven as Batman and Connie as Catwoman

[–]antiwrathmanThe Most Hated User On This Sub 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

Lars: "I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FRIDDLER'S PLANS ARE, I SWEAR TO GOD!"

Bat-Steven: "SWEAR TO ME!!!"

[–]ewok_tube_sockI always upvote Opal. 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

and Peedee becomes Two Face ohmygooodddddddd this sounds amazing

[–]antiwrathmanThe Most Hated User On This Sub 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He fucking get's half his face burned off in a deep fryer.

Mayor Dewey is the Penguin for sure. KiKi and Nanafua can be Scarface and the Ventriloquist.

[–]TheBigCon4800Peridot is best waifu -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

...ew

[–]FinalMantasyX 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's fun learning new things.

I wouldn't know, because /r/stevenuniverse is king subreddit of reposts

[–]TheFuzzyPicklerA Mom of Ice and Fire 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Does that mean that Connie is He-Man?

[–]apollo151[S] 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Well she does have the sword

[–]snail_dick_swordplay 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

But does she have the power? I hear He-Man has the power.

[–]FedoraFerretHAVE AT THEE, KNAVE 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

... I feel like this is a He-man reference.

[–]themilo540Morally ambiguous cinnamon roll. 0ポイント1ポイント  (4子コメント)

I’m doubtful Connie is going to end up literally ruling the universe before the show ends, although it would complete her ascension to becoming a full-fledged Mary sue.

Personally I’m guessing it means Connie is going to be the one wearing the pants in her and Steven’s relationship or at the very least is the one that goes top.

[–]megagikarpStop sapping my sentries! 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

Connie is actually the secret child of Yellow Diamond, her gem is on the back of her head. She's getting close to steven so that she can eventually murder him and consume his gem.

[–]ZahbIf every porkchop were perfect, they'd be cheaper. 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

new headcannon

edit: which is also connie's gem weapon.

[–]megagikarpStop sapping my sentries! 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's like Jasper but MORE CAN(N)ON!

[–]Earthward-Bound 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

A full fledged mary sue is the protagonist of any shonen series. So it's obviously garnet. Also, steven literally says he's wearing the pants in this relationship. He was talking to his pants at the time though.