TODAY’S
FEATURE
Finally an HMO That Fits Your Lifestyle, Budget, and Deep-Rooted Mistrust of Doctorsby Joyce Millman
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Why I’m Leaving New York to Live in a Large Pile of Garbage That’s On Fireby Aaron Kheifets
Help, My Ex-Girlfriend is in My Creative Writing Seminar!
by Michael Mungiello
Form Letter from the Office of Outrage, Dept. of Apologies
by Dorothy Bendel
A McSweeney’s Books Preview of M. Quint’s Debut Novel The Defiant.
by M. Quint
New Harasser Orientation for Harass U, Inc
by Travis Walling
The Kid Who Talks Too Much Daydreams About the First Day of Class
by Jacob Rosenberg
Welcoming Remarks Made at a Literary Reading, 9/25/01
by John Hodgman
A Generic Think Piece
by Cirocco Dunlap
Update Notes for the Latest Version of OSX
by Mark K. Metzger
Before We Break for Lunch, Let Me Repeat Everything Already Said at This Meeting at Least Twice
by Mark Rooke
ALSO NEW
@thereal_saintfrancis_: Make Me an Instrumentby Nick Farrell and Rachel Farrell
Open Letters: An Open Letter to White People in My MFA Program
by Wyl Villacres
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First Faculty Meeting of the Year Bingoby Lisa Nikolidakis
Taylor Swift: A Socratic Dialogue
by Jared Smith
Facepalm Pilot: Where Technology Meets Stupidity: An Interactive Guide to Ambiguous Grammar
by Vijith Assar
Open Letters: An Open Letter to 17-Year-Old Boys Who Just Discovered The Doors
by Brad Lawrence
It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
by Colin Nissan
COLUMNS
@thereal_saintfrancis_Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond
Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old
Lists
Short Imagined Monologues
Hungover Bear and Friends
How to Find Love: Lessons from an Old Maid
Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs
My Signed Comedy LPs: One Comedy Nerd’s Obsessive Journey
Not So Timeless After All
Facepalm Pilot: Where Technology Meets Stupidity
Reviews of New Food
Norse History for Bostonians
Home On the Range
The Hidden Rich
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