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[–]Graphitetshirt 923ポイント924ポイント  (29子コメント)

r/I'mFromThe14thCenturyAndIThinkThisIsDeep

[–]kayjay25 261ポイント262ポイント  (26子コメント)

My wife loves when I go brains deep.

[–]ken_in_nm 51ポイント52ポイント  (22子コメント)

She says the same to me.

[–]WaterMolecules 23ポイント24ポイント  (20子コメント)

Brainfucker.

[–]Exceon 38ポイント39ポイント  (2子コメント)

Mindfuck

[–]TheLivewareProblem 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Awe, man homie...my mind is playin' tricks on me.

[–]jusaloser9 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Goin brains deep tonight

[–]Gonstackk 18ポイント19ポイント  (16子コメント)

Very NSFW Header

[–]BrisketWrench 16ポイント17ポイント  (3子コメント)

WHAT!!!! THE!!!! FUCK!!!!

[–]poopellar 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

What is it?!.

[–]RockandRollChainsaw 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dude drills a hole in a skull, cuts a slit in the brain, and fucks it

[–]nezlok 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

That. Tops several lists of WTF. Can't even.

[–]BassCreat0r 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

[–]ImPhixed 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Uhhhh, I think. Idk. Alright

[–]BassCreat0r 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, that's not even the worst of it.

Other fucked up things include, newborn rape, incest, killing while having sex, and a gummer.

[–]ZombieSpiders 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

what the hell? I feel damaged..

[–]BlickBot 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Normally, I could never be done with the internet. Today though, I am done. Very done.

[–]Goodgardo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Many times have I opened up a link thinking "maybe you should just take someone's word for it this time?". But curiosity gets the best of me and CLICK, WTF, MOVE ON. You sir, have caused the third phase of moving on to be more difficult this time. Touché but fuck you as well.

[–]TrueMrSkeltal 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Judging by the comments I think that's going to stay blue.

[–]Loken89 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn it Reddit.... this...this is why I have trust issues.

[–]YoItsHo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yes. I'll repeat it as well. WHAT. THE. FUCK.

[–]Masteryeoj 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

She wants to fuck your brains out.

[–]ThyGuardian 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

"God gave men a brain and a dick, but only enough blood to run one at a time." - Robin Williams

[–]worldracer 306ポイント307ポイント  (15子コメント)

[–]strange_i_am 83ポイント84ポイント  (5子コメント)

Those testicles have weird teeth.

[–]Guernica27 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

That's something you don't hear every day.

[–]devtastic2 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

Tell that to Deadpool.

[–]BiggieDail 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

You look like an avacado had sex with an older avacado

[–]GC_Kuhner 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thus proves the theory that god gave man a brain and a penis. But only gave him enough blood to use one at a time.

[–]Just1morefix 40ポイント41ポイント  (1子コメント)

Full frontal neurology.

[–]mr-fahrenheit_ 28ポイント29ポイント  (1子コメント)

"I don't see what the big deal is, he was just hanging brain."

[–]WhoHereLikesSatan 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

If that's flashing then lock me up.

[–]TheLivewareProblem 103ポイント104ポイント  (10子コメント)

Reminds me of one of my old instructors. He was a dick, but was smart as fuck.

[–]TheEnKrypt 42ポイント43ポイント  (9子コメント)

Conversely, this reminds me of an old teacher of mine. He ended up getting fired because he kept thinking with his dick.

[–]DontRapeMyAnusBro 10ポイント11ポイント  (7子コメント)

What did he do to you, child?

[–]curtmack 4ポイント5ポイント  (4子コメント)

Kristy, are you doing okay?

[–]UsernameCheckedOut 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

Is your name Curt...and do you like Mack trucks?

No, wait...are you Irish?

[–]curtmack 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's a combination of my first and last name (i.e. Curt___ Mack___).

[–]DontRapeMyAnusBro 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Curtains Mackerel, I knew it was you!!!

[–]mrpunaway 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ugh...you couldn't have found a better Offspring song to reference? That's like part of the bottom 5 songs for me (this coming from a huge fan.)

[–]reddit_Gho5t 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

If username is any indication, we could ask you the same question.

[–]TheEnKrypt 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

He demonstrated the repercussions of having multiple affairs with other teachers to me.

[–]person2567 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Should'a thought with his head.

[–]YouKnowABitJonSnow 76ポイント77ポイント  (5子コメント)

This looks like something 40 year old suburban house moms share on facebook

[–]Jah_Ith_Ber 19ポイント20ポイント  (4子コメント)

If it was a vagina in the shape of a dollar sign everyone would lose their minds.

[–]MUTHAFATHAGENTLEMAN 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

Can confirm, lost mind.

...shitlord

[–]DontRapeMyAnusBro 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I lost my mind, too....no wait, it's in my groin.

[–]ostrich_semen 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or they might not interpret it in the way that you think they are going to.

Welcome to Art!

[–]flukemmviii 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dickbrain.

[–]FinalMantasyX 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

WTF SIMPLE METAPHORS OH MY GOD

[–]Wasser_Einhorn 53ポイント54ポイント  (6子コメント)

Har har, men think with their penis. When in reality we have a penis AND a brain but only enough blood to use one at a time. That said... gravity is not on our side.

[–]pyth1100 28ポイント29ポイント  (5子コメント)

When in reality

Most people have an organ called the spleen, one of its jobs is to store blood that isn't necessarily needed by the rest of your body. It helps regulate your blood pressure when blood is relocated, such as an injury or an erection.

It's hormones that cause irrational thinking when sexually aroused, not low blood pressure.

[–]cynthash 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

TIL wtf spleens are actually for. :3

[–]Madock345 17ポイント18ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'm pretty sure that was a joke bruh.

[–]pyth1100 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

I thought so at first, but 'When in reality' caused some doubts.

[–]IrrelevantLeprechaun 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Even so, still glad he said it

[–]Octavia9 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

My husband had his spleen embolised due to a rupture. He hasn't noticed any side effects. How do you explain that?

[–]Nightcaste 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

Men have been accused of thinking with their groin for a long time.

[–]intune25 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

My groin races all night and I can never get a good night's sleep.

[–]Gavhenrad 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wonder what the head would have looked like

[–]NoTimeForThat 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's a grower, not a shower

[–]poundintacos 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

When you get head from a girl with a usable college degree.

[–]Kuwshi 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

To be fair, when I take a bath, my balls do look like this.

[–]Rockandeman 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

He gets to kick us all in the arse 3 times.

[–]Fried_Rich_Niche_Eh 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wait till I hit him with the goat.

[–]Boomboom_lixy 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Came here to read all of the "this is NOT WTF" posts. Instead I find really obvious/bad dick jokes.

[–]KennyWells 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Like father once told me, "son, we have been blessed with two heads; however, we can only think with one at a time."

[–]pump_and_dump 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

"all men think with their dick" - women

Well in that case, can you blow my mind?

[–]Laak 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

ah, some feminist art

[–]bigpipes84 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

Work entitled "How misandrists view men"

[–]cuntycunterino -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Brought to you by Tumblr!!

[–]TheDoctor1208 18ポイント19ポイント  (11子コメント)

Pretty damn accurate

[–]Colonel_of_Corn 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

"I'm juss thankin wit mah dick" -Kevin Gates

[–]zombieinferno 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rational, Yoan Capote, 2004.

[–]anickles 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I bet he loves getting his mind blown.

[–]Aetherys 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

3edgy5me

[–]AlphaKlams 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

good thing it's in a glass case, someone could cut themselves on all that edge

[–]Deked 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why is this wtf? Artists intentions seem pretty straight forward. Thinking with the wrong head.

[–]JOESON69 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd put it on my coffee table.

[–]pluggemr 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I literally want this.

[–]MrEMS 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Talk about getting some brain!

[–]StunLou14 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nice job brains for dick.

[–]R0FLB0TDrDerp 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

So thats why the Scarecrow was looking for a brain...

[–]TalkingBackAgain 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's like I'm looking at a self-portrait!

[–]Godfather10FN4 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He can really think with his dick now.

[–]Ross42590 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is exactly what I picture Saiposexuals to be looking for

[–]derpickson 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

NOW THAT'S THINKIN WITH YOUR DIPSTICK, JIMMY!

[–]TheHornyToothbrush 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can feel the wrinkles.

[–]Mongo_blargh 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dudes be in the club like..

[–]heyzeusie 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dicknanigans

[–]BrannistheMannis 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thinking with the wrong head

[–]Spaceship_Africa 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The guy was just hanging brain, I mean what's all the fuss?

[–]EdwardFMA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

source? (serious)

[–]thehockeychimp 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can you blow my mind?

[–]PM_ME_YA_BEWBS 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

T - 5 till the brain gotta poop

[–]dollarglis 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thinking with your dick?

[–]kabosh7117 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

When I start drinking, my dick does all my thinking.

[–]Hoedownshowdown 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Must be cold in there

[–]catechizer 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looks like /r/funny material to me.

[–]SuaveRico 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You've been brained!

[–]accomplicated 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Anatomy checks out.

[–]64-17-5 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Doctor, I think we accidently turned the patient around during the brain transplant." "Oh. Just sew him back up and see if he notices it before making such a big deal!".

[–]dryrice 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What's with the wrinkly vagina?

[–]goldie-gold 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah? And? That's exactly what my genitals look like. What's wtf about this?

[–]Juliusx 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is what happens when you only think with your dick

[–]squeeba 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What the fucking fuck.

[–]DoIVIiNaTiOn 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This must be what happens when you think with your dick.

[–]tepknish 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Could be an early depiction of the seminiferous tubules that make up the testicle.

[–]sassafrass14 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

An accurate depiction of the standard /r/creepypms male anatomy.

[–]sineofthetimes 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've heard people called dick-for-brains (might be a Midwest thing), but never brains-for-dick.

[–]DeeeezNutts 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

thinking with my dick since the 14th century

[–]Surfsup17 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looks like the anatomy of my last boyfriend

[–]rvh909 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Gives a new maening to "blow my mind".

[–]asylum117 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

"When I'm drinking, my dick does all the thinking"

[–]asylum117 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This isn't wtf at all. The meaning of this statue is pretty obvious.

[–]Roflkopt3r 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Do we really have to post anything related to genitalia to /r/wtf? Has the average Redditor age dropped this far?

[–]HailSatanLoveHaggis 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh wow a Theon statue!

[–]RunGeorgeRun 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

As a guy I'm both offended and grounded. Both beliefs are accurate.

[–]jaredinho 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This made my crotch kinda ache a little

[–]JerkyMcGee 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You dick for a brain....I mean....brain for a dick. Yeah, that's it!! *fist shake

[–]XJadynX 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The title is to short... it should read This statue is a very accurate representation of where me think from most of the time.

[–]SeasickWhale 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's two kicks to the ass.

[–]kingfaraday 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck, I hate the way brains and the lines look.

[–]superman10002 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

I find this more funny then wtf.

[–]Deep_In_Thought 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

So, a hard kick to the brainsac will result in a concussion?

[–]radazeon 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fastest way to a mans...brain, is through his...wait, that's not right.

[–]wrekd 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's called cat brains. Shave them bad boys. Then covertly wrap your hands around your junk and squeeze the sack so you can't see the junk. Then loudly ask who wants to see cat brains and whip it out. Trust me on this...

[–]Infammo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It'll be in Bloodborne 2.

[–]eagle-eye 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Close. But I part my hair on the left side.

[–]yeakirkers 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

For that you get 2 kicks.

[–]Spifffyy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I guess this is the visual definition of thinking with your dick...

[–]j00nya 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thinking with your dick. Pretty straight forward.

[–]Hrodrik 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Feminist art.

[–]Knucklehead_forever -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Most guys think with their small head.

[–]paintwithice -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

My mind exploded from saying wtf over and over after seeing this . /s

[–]Skaterk1ng -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's a braingina

[–]Tman972 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Instead of a dick for brains he as brains for a dick.

[–]ItsVex -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nsfw ?.......

[–]1fuathyro -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

this statue....is very much right on the money.

[–]ChristianBockRaps -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Aint that the truth

[–]Iknowulol -3ポイント-2ポイント  (2子コメント)

This is so fucking sexist

Cherry picking sluts downvoting me. This is sexist you fucking feminazi bitches.

[–]jesuswithoutabeard 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

No - it's not. It's impossible to be sexist against men within the confines of a patriarchal society like ours. This sculpture is a poignant representation of the rape culture that's so widespread these days. I think it speaks to a lot of women and shares a truth that's extremely difficult for men to accept.

/s

[–]Iknowulol 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

If it wasn't for that /s I would of taken upon myself to find you and send 10 men to rape you. Thank the gods of sarcasm.

Down with feminazis

[–]PicklesThe_Drummer -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

What, do you got dick for brains or something kid? Actually

[–]jdcooktx -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's an ugly vulva

[–]kkehoe5 -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wow that girl with genital warts on her pussy sure has nice abs.

[–]MedicatedGorilla -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

Somewhere on tumblr there's a load of SJW's furiously getting off to this.

[–]lieutenantbeaver -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

That brain looks a little too much like maggots

[–]wholeangelada -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dick for brains...

[–]A_BOMB2012 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's like when you're really cold and your balls shrivel up.

[–]hobo343 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Me undies me undies no more sweaty balls

[–]Wally_Western -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

You're making my brain hurt you dumb whore.

[–]DewXp -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's funny because guys think with their penis.

[–]Neckwrecker -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Art is not wtf.